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This movie is going to kill star wars for good
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>>220142879
This is a tv show.
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>>220142879
100 million opening weekend tracking kys cissie
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I didn't even really like the OG trilogy and I still wish they'd put the franchise out of it's misery rather than continuing to rape its corpse
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>>220142879
I doubt it. No one really talked about the Jack Black/Lizzo episode of the last season of the show that much. They just say it wasn't that good anymore, not that it was so unbelievably and irredeemably bad that they cancelled their Disney+ membership. So, it'll probably still get a 60-70 million opening somehow which is not enough of a failure to kill star wars but hopefully it kills baby yoda and the gay man from being a thing anymore.
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>>220142879
>Gay spic is the lead
>Le heckin quirk chungus baby yoda for years on end
It's DOA, OP.
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outside of andor, the mandalorian is the only other good aspect of disney star wars. turning the 4th season into a movie seems like a terrible decision by some boomers in suits.
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>>220142879
Talk about striking while the iron is freezing cold.
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>>220142879
Nah, it'll be fine. It's not trying to be Star Wars 12 or whatever number they're on now. It's a mando and baby yoda flick for the fun of it. Based on the trailer, I didn't see any ott, righteous political or woke bs - not that it'd matter that much considering it's a kids movie and I'm not the target audience. Stop being cynical for the sake of being cynical.
What is with the Star Wars purity jerk? Would you rather have nothing at all?
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many people will go to see it. You can't forget that Grogu is one of the most popular Star Wars characters they've made in a very long time.
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>>220143225
I'm sort of in the same boat. I like the OG up until the latter half/climax of Empire, but on the other hand there's a lot of shit within the universe I grew up on and love, I.E. Jedi Knight series, Battlefront, and John Williams' score for the Prequel Trilogy.
As bad as it seems, I'm sure there's the next generation who finds some light in the darkness, ironically, what with Fallen Order, Andor, Adam Driver, and Sam Witwer. Rape can always produce a good child, just look at Anakin, his mom got raped by the force and he saved the galaxy... sort of...
Hell, they're still raping Tremors to this day. Don't stop me from loving the original and Kevin Bacon.
>t. just saw part of Tremors 3 while channel surfing
Avoid that shit like the plague
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What if a mando episode was at the cinemas
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>>220143903
Sure, but Grogu popularity peaked for about 2 weeks and that was like 10 years ago
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>>220142879
There’s something off about it. Like it might have been made by the Freemasons or something. Anyone run the script through a gematria calculator?
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>>220143853
>What is with the Star Wars purity jerk? Would you rather have nothing at all?

Yes! I want to move on from 80's movie series already and get new stuff. Stop dragging out 50 year old properties.
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>>220143853
>What is with the Star Wars purity jerk? Would you rather have nothing at all?
Yes, of course i'd rather have nothing than absolute shit? What the fuck kind of question is that. Most of media is slop because of "people" like you.
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>>220143411
>o one really talked about the Jack Black/Lizzo episode of the last season of the show that much

Thats where i bailed out on the show. Another pointless fetch quest. Another pointless cameo, another sense they stretched a spare movie script into a season
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>>220146463
>bailing out then and not straight away in season 1 after strong women after strong women after strong women
Yeah you are definitely a zoomer, and covid vaccinated as well
Ask me how i know you fucking gynofemdom cuckold cum drinking porn masturbating 0 test gamer delusional fucking mask wearing covid faggot
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You know what was long past its cultural hype when they released the follow up movie? Avatar. And that follow up movie... made billions. You may not remember it but it's true
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>>220142879
Would it kill Disney just to leave Star Wars alone for over a decade at least in terms of just not releasing a film
I guess a lot of asians will eat this up cause of the little yoda
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>>220146829
anon its been 7 years since a star wars film. Rise of Skywalker was 2019. they basically just did what you said
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>>220142879
goddamn I hope so. Star Wars was never good
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>>220146894
Yeah still too soon should let it hibernate for longer and then come back big. All the live action shows in that time also have disrupted that feeling
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>>220146959
what you really were asking for wasn't a pause to films it was a star wars to actually have a chance leave public consciousness, so that when it did come back it's meaning would be somewhat reset. so like 'oh, what's this, new 'star wars'? like those 70s movies? oh cool' instead of like being 'look there's going to be another fucking Entry in the neverending rehash'.
But yeah, for various reasons they don't seem to willing to do that
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Who the fuck is grogu that's YEED
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>>220142879
A many-a-myriad of franchises need to perish so that their ashes may serve and nourish new, original, sincere, and creative new IPs.
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>>220142879
Here's hoping
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>>220142879
We can only hope
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>>220142879
>for good

Wake up, nigger. 2017 is when Star Wars officially died. 2019 was the mutilation of the corpse. Don’t be a retard.
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>>220143616
it was the only good thing, the gay spic got upset that his most popular portrayal had his face hidden all the time and season 3 had the title character replaced in his own show
it turned off a lot of viewers, thats why the movie is pre-season 3's damage
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>>220142879
Star Wars is already dead. It has been for years.
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>>220142902
its a movie. They made a movie of this shit.
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"grogu" sounds like a fat turd in a toilet that wont flush
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>>220142879
I dunno. It looks like some dumb fun. It's not like you can even take Star wars seriously anymore after what KK did to it. It's still not as bad as Dr Who or Nu-Trek.
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>>220142879
There’s nothing in this movie that warrants a watch at the movies. Mamdalorian vs hutts is the lamest idea in the history of ideas. Isn’t this a prequel because it takes place before force awakens? Whose bright idea was that?
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>>220142879
5 years after all the hype died down and with the most retard name possible!
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>>220142879
Pretty much

Nobody with any self-respect is going to go and watch a movie called Splombalubian and Grink-Gronk



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