Disney erased decades of Star Wars lore, hundreds of comics, novels, video games, just to give us this
>>220148811Who cares, this is and always was shit for kids. You were supposed to grow up.
>>220148811>Disney erased decades of Star Wars lore, hundreds of comics, novels, video games, just to give us thisThey didnt erase anything, they'll steal what they want from it. Even Lucas used force speed in the first 5 minutes of Phantom menace and I think that was from one of the dark forces games. Disney mines content from KOTOR but still no hk47 series.
>>220149115>Who caresapparently you do since you saw a thread about it and decided not only to reply, but to be the first to reply
>>220148811Georgeslop was bad too. Only Tortanic's sith class stories are ok, maybe some EU material too.Other shit is too focused on jedincels, clone trooper and shit like that. I want real space wizard kino.
>>220148811>not planning a 3 part trilogy from the very beginning>just winging itWhat the FUCK were they thinking??
>>220148811I mean, yeah? What does it matter? These things still exist.
>>220148811Disney did not make a single wise decision for the long term success of Star Wars. Not a single one.
>>220148811Sequels being bad doesn't suddenly make droves of terrible EU fanfiction good. Stop trying to force this false dichotomy. Both are slop. Erasing all that awful dollar store tie in garbage was absolutely the right move. It's too bad they failed to make a good movie despite having a clean slate.
>>220149502i think they might have had a plan but Rian Johnson somehow duped the producers into giving him free reign and just shat all over that with le subverted expectations, he really was bent on destroying the franchise
>>220149428seething lol
>>220149502I thought it was a novel idea, actually. Rian and Josh Trank were hot shit when they came up with it (but were soon proven to be one hit wonders).>>220149793I think it was JJ Abrams fault Rian did what he did. The Force Awakens was too tight of a story. Sure it had an open ending but it basically mapped out how the trilogy would go instead of allowing the next two directors to use their own visions. That's why he blew it all up. Imagine if Trank came in and did the finale? I think we missed out on kino.
Compressor status?
>>220148811NOOOO NOT MY WOOODOOO HIDE!!!
>>220149502i went to ollie's outlet (discount store that buys shit from other stores they weren't able to sell) and they STILL had rose and finn toys
>>220149115I care
>>220148811it still exists tho
>>220148811True. Like George Lucas says, it's time to hand Star Wars back to teenage boys.
>>220149232>They didnt erase anythingThey erased the entire EU from the canon
>>220149115>You were supposed to grow up.I can't, that's why I post on 4chan
>>220148811I had always assumed the "compressor" was an engine component (like a turbo), not a little daughter board electronic limiter.
>>220149115>It doesn't matter how retarded and stupid it is goy, its for children!Being for children makes it worse.
>>220149616This dude looks fucking invincible!
>>220148811Most of the EU was trash.
>>220149502Le writer room, tv show format run by hacks and overseen by a committee.
>>220150504Even luke's waifu and blue keilaku man?
>>220150362no that sort of important component would be easily accessible from the cockpit
>>220150175bypassed!! teeheehee I'm so clever!
>>220150754Why does the Disney fanfic appeal so much to troons?
>>220150754congrats! you just described everyone's complaints about Episode 1 when it was first released
>>220150243There is no such thing as "canon"
>>220150859Irrelevant. Chuds deny that anyone complained about Episode 1 before the RLM reviews brainwashed people into hating the prequels. Also chuds defend all of those idiotic things.
>>220150754What if i think the sequels and prequels are both awful, one is just more awful than the other
>>220150899chads are retarded then. everyone i knew was saying episode 1 was shit. that's also why baby anakin was bullied relentlessly... same for jar jar binks' actor... thousands of people hate that movie when it came out
>>220149502>hmm if we pay writers to write movies in advance, we won't see that money back for several years>therefore if you only pay them to write one movie at a time we make more profitIt can only be greed
>>220150754I think the prequels are ok but anakin building c3po is completely retarded, he's exactly like every other protocol droid, it's like that "black kid invents a computer" shit when he just built a PC.
>>220149115It's too expensive to be a grown up nowadays
Because it's about pushing the feminist, anti white male narrative and they will use anything as a vehicle for it.
>>220151216Doesn't Disney own ABC?
>>220151216Yeah well (((they))) subverted too greedily and too deep and now SW has a fraction of its former audience.
>>220149428R----t tier respond. Here's your gold, now go back.
@220150754>guaranteed repliesRey's a Mary sue, end of story.
>>220149428bodied that freak
>>220148811Inb4 troons try to defend yidsney and say the EU was bad.
>>220151246yes. and ESPN and a bunch of other shit. no idea why FCC doesn't bust them up. the only saving grace is that they're $40+bil in debt
>>220151313learn how to reply, retard
>>220148811Star Wars should have just been a space opera trilogy. The cracks were already forming by ROTJ.
>>220150875Retard
>>220151372Sorry bro a troon got inb4 youir inbf >>>220150754
>>220150175>>220150809I'd bypass sith Rey's compressor, if you know what I mean.
>>220150754>born of virginNo, Shmi was a streetwalker and Ani was one of her patron's kid.
>>220148811yeah. it sucks. and water is wet.
>>220151440bowowchicawowow
<<220151413>newfag thinks I was trying to link the posthaha
>>220148811Its hilarious this bitch faded into total obscurity after this. She hasn't dont a single other film or show of any merit. They only post-SW thing I can even vaguely recall is something about horses or swimming or some dumb shit. Star Wars totally ruined her career.
>>220151618>a single other film of any meritHope you aren´t implying that Star Slop had any merit.
>>220151440Objectifying Women is Wrong, chud.
>>220151618Same goes for Mark Hamill and Hayden Christensen
>>220151770>Hayden ChristensenKinda feel bad for him. His "bad acting" in SW wasn't all his fault. And he was decent in that journalist movie.
>>220149115>>220149115Why do you want to denie kids quality entertainment?
>>220151770Mark has had success doing voiceover, which he's better at.
>>220151510what are you trying to do other than being a retarded faggot troon?
>>220151854>success doing voiceoverlol
>>220151702They literally introduced her to peg Poe into submission. Johnson and Kennedy deserve to be eaten alive by pigs
>>220151826Too bad he couldn't make his wife cum, lol. Rachel is such a bitch for publicly putting Hayden on blast.
>>220148811It´s alright because nothing Disney´s ever made counts as SW. It´s always been it´s own thing and it sucks but it honestly doesn´t change anything for actual SW.
>>220150754Literally everyone shat all over this.
>>220151888Yes. Pic related.
>>220151872>being a retarded faggot troonfuck anon. That hurts.
>>220151989I'm sorry fren. having a rough day. enjoy the taste of your boyfriend's asshole
>>220151964Batman TAS is amazing
>>220150134>I think it was JJ Abrams fault Rian did what he did. The Force Awakens was too tight of a story. Sure it had an open ending but it basically mapped out how the trilogy would go instead of allowing the next two directors to use their own visions.Who’s the retard that decided they needed multiple directors on the trilogy to begin with?
>>220152117the problem wasn't multiple directors. the problem was multiple writers who didn't respect what was already written.
>>220150899Only pathetic manchildren seethed at Phantom Menace and only pathetic manchildren watch RLM. The rest of the world watched the prequels, took their kids or whatever, played the video games, played with the toys, then moved on. Universal hate for the prequels simply didn't exist and only pathetic manchildren think that their was.
>>220149115
>>220148811>just to give us thisDisney is owned and operated by jews. 97% of jews admit to aligning with leftist or far-leftist politics. Five pillars of left ideology are blacks, jews, feminism, LGBT, and anti-whiteness. Disney put a radical feminist female in charge of Disney Star Wars. Kathleen Kennedy insisted on transforming Star Wars from a male-centric medium to a female-centric one. As such, the main protagonist is a female. One main character is a black man. Another main character's actor is a latino. LGBT is referenced in the dialog. White males are shown as old and frail. And now Disney's credibility and trustworthiness is almost non-existent. Star Wars as a franchise is dead now and in the future as most young parents have made a conscious decision to avoid exposing their children to Disney, meaning those children will grow up without nostalgia for Disney or Star Wars and not expose their kids to it. Disney chose to self-immolate and now they are beginning to suffer the consequences of that decision.
>>220152165Counterpoint: the directors have the final say on everything and have veto power over every decision that a writer makes.
>>220152117Kathleen Kennedy
>>220152276I was 13 when tpm came out. I tried to like it but ultimately gave it a soft pass because it was “first of a planned trilogy.” aotc will forever be the absolutely worst movie I have ever seen. I watched the third after disney shat the bed with tlj, just to see if it was watchable. It isn’t. The prequels are for people under 12 or simply retarded.ecelebs did not time travel and psychically tell me they were bad movies. Watching the movies told me they were bad movies. Laziness permeates every aspect of the prequels, from the writing to the direction to the designs to the characterizations. This is not something ecelebs came up with, this is what people who weren’t children or retarded immediately noticed.
>>220153388counter counterpoint: that won't happen when the writer and director are the same person
>>220152276Even South Park was dragging the prequels lol. They turned so many people from fans to never thinking about Star Wars again.
>>220150754I remember when this meme was about Luke Skywalker but it kept getting dunked on so I guess you had to edit it lol
Its weird that with a title of fucking STAR and WARS, people expect anything beyond on ham sandwich. Get a hobby faggots.
>>220148811>still seething over this
>>220151964going from being the MC of the biggest movies in the world to doing voice overs for a television cartoon is not success
>>220152415>Is that... a post I don't agree with? It must come from a jewish person because every non-jew agrees with me!
>>220148811Gulp Shitto
>>220149502Not defending Disney but George literally winged it with the OT. That shit wasn't planned out at all. Hell the prequels were hardly planned out given how bloated Episode 3 had to be to compensate for episodes 1 and 2 hardly being necessary to the plot.
>>220155374>I-i-it must be true because I said so!Fuck off
>>220151854Mark does literally juat two voices. He has so little range you can hear him immediately. He can either do a Joker voice or a raspy smoker voice and that's it. Name a fucking role he's done that doesn't sound like the Joker or Skips. It can't be done.
>>220149232>le heckin droid who keeps talking about how he wants to kill meatbags it's so funneh
>>220150235No one's going to read or play it anymore though now that it didn't really happen.
>>220152276Why do zoomer revisionists come up with their own headcanon about things that happened before they were born and try to pass it off as fact to people who were there, don't you realize how stupid you look?
>>220148811>Disney erased decades of Star Wars lore
>>220152276Buddy I can't point out a dozen examples of the prequels being hated on when they first came out and plenty of examples before RLM was ever a thing. The fact you retards still seethe about a single fucking review shows that the only pathetic manchildren are you for getting butthurt about people not liking the movies you liked as a kid. Yeah I get it the Prequels had cool set pieces, that doesn't make them magically good movies. The sequels being shit don't either. It's so telling you zoomer faggots actually don't like your gay ass prequels because you can never just defend the movies in a vacuum. You have to either shit on RLM, or the Sequels, or even the OT because you know the prequels cannot stand are their own. Fuck off and stop trying to gaslight people who were alive when the movies came out and saw how people reacted. If you want to defend the prequels then defend what makes them good and stop blaming outside forces.
>>220148811>I don’t buy the Mary Sue thing anyway. I find the term sexist in itself because it’s, ‘Mary Sue’. I don’t think there’s a thing called ‘Ryan Craig’>Ridley brought up how "everyone was saying that Luke had the exact same [capabilities]," and she also took issue with the entire notion of a Mary Sue, noting that it's an inherently gendered objection: "The Mary Sue thing in itself is sexist because it’s the name of a woman
>>220157356Why is that thing baring it's teeth at me!?
>>220148811Can an engineer anon explain if a compressor can even be 'bypassed'
>>220148811She bypassed the compressor!
>>220155510no one cares what variety of trooncel you are
>>220150545JJ's mystery box method
>>220148811>Joss Whedon was able to do this scene with no irony and make it work, in FireflyKiss the ring.
>>220157356Gary Stu
>>220150754>>220150754Your argument sucks, not all of us were 5 when the clone wars cartoon came out. Prequels fucking sucked.
>>220149115>You were supposed to grow upAnd I did.After the prequels and the few decent games that came out in the 2000s I didn’t think about Star Wars again until my kid got to the age he wanted to watch Star Wars.Now I have to watch him sit through fucking captain gender studies retardation and retarded DEI shit.It shouldn’t be this way, it doesn’t have to be this way, there is nothing stopping holiwood from making decent fucking movies other than the whims of the child raping homosexual Jews who run it.There is nothing stopping them from just writing vanila, competent hero’s journery stories; the gay cal tec grads who are made to write this shit just don’t fucking want to.
>>220148811yeah, because they didn't want to pay peanuts of royalties to the anyone else. It's funny that greed killed their greedy ambitions.
>>220150754https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/1695603873051822.png/Pathetic.
>>220148811>they erased something that didn't exist in the first place since it's a fictional story and fans can simply accept or reject whatever lore they want and there's fuck all disney can do about itThey literally can't stop losing those stupid fucking retards lmao
>>220150243Lucas wouldn't of adhered to the EU either
>>220157095I remember people were much kinder to Episode 3. besides that one Maddox review. but yeah the idea that the prequels didnt get shit before RLM is either bait or from someone who wasn't alive or entirely isolated from media
>>220148811My mom is a huge Star Wars fan. She's the one who dragged me to go see TFA.She had no idea that a new Star Wars movie is coming out. That's how much damage Kathleen Kennedy and her cronies did to the brand.
>>220149232>force speed in the first 5 minutes of Phantom menace and I think that was from one of the dark forces games.It's actually from ESB when luke jumps super fast out of the freezer
>>220157242Jar Jar was based (for kids), you icky icky joo.
>>220157754If the Hollywood machine cared so much about saving money, they'd kick their expensive nepo babies and political hires who clearly aren't getting the job done, get rid of counterproductive positions like intimacy coordinator and sensitivity reader, and streamline their production process so that things don't take 5+ years to come out. It's never been more expensive to make movies, and it's not because they've never looked better, because they look like shit.It's all about a bunch of talentless hacks hijacking established franchises for the sake of their own egos and bank accounts. Every other explanation for their behavior is just an excuse. Kathleen Kennedy wanted to use Star Wars as a platform to express her spite over being surrounded by men who are more talented than she is, so of course she had to tear apart the foundations of Star Wars so that it could be used for her purposes. The Acolyte was her ultimate vision. Just a bunch of cringy space Karens who can't perceive their own narcissism and want to explain to the world why their feelings need to be the center of the universe.
>>220158110No one said they didn't get shit, they said the shit came mostly from sad nerds who thought they owned Star Wars and that everyone agreed with them as they seethed about it like faggots while millions of kids, the target audience, had a great time totally oblivious to the seething virgins losing their minds.
>>220159006The Star Wars brand has been so destroyed in the minds of normies that nobody even realizes that there's a new movie coming out. You don't lose something to major just because a fringe complained about it.Reddit is the fringe, and they're such losers that even when they have access to 50% of the largest economy in human history via taxes bounced across proxies to their backers, they still can't sustain themselves.
>>220149115The post that made the manchildren of /tv/ seethe. Star Wars was never supposed to be anything other than a fad
>>220151945Yep, Star Wars ended when Disney bought it. Kathleen Kennedy killed it, grafted its skin onto her abomination, and the skinwalker has been lumbering around ever since.Being called Star Wars on some legal document doesn't make it Star Wars in the minds of fans.
I miss him bros
>>220159482It was dead long before that
>>220149502Was the original trilogy planned out?
>>220148811Lucas didn't give two shits about the EU either. Time to let go
>>220155895>>220160025>The og star wars is exactly the same!I dont remember the og or prequels being so incompetent they killed the entire franchise
>>220149115>saying 'grow up' while on 4chan
>>220160815Star Wars was not in the best place post prequels. All the revisionism in the world can't change that the series was already limping along before the buy out.
>>220148811I really don't get why they didn't just adapt something from EU. There were good characters and stories but Disney rejected all of that and just gave us shit.
>>220160815must not have been a great place in 2012 a few years after the clone wars movie
>>220149115>Kids don't deserve good contentTake it easy mein fuher
>>220149115>after you grow up there are no more children on the planet and you shouldn't care about media for themFuck you.
>>220150058how?
>>220151281seething lol
>>220161594>after you grow up there are no more childrenbasically yeah, have you seen modern birth rates?
>>220151961>A couple of middle aged incels with a YouTube channel>EveryoneNah
>>220161378I remember unironically being glad that Disney bought the franchise up because I was pissed about how shit TCW was (and is, my opinion on that has not changed), thinking that they couldn’t possibly do any worse.Boy, was I wrong.
>>220157923Eh, EU content was generally made with Lucas’ input so he was usually careful not to contradict it too much. That’s why there is almost no content set during the Prequel era that was produced before 1999. Lucas expressly forbade writers from depicting the Clone Wars and the downfall of the Republic so he wouldn’t have to contradict them when he was making the Prequel trilogy.
>>220161712prequel hate predates youtube
>>220162458so does hitler love
>>220150754Anakin is the polar opposite of a Gary Stu though. He’s technically brilliant and a skilled warrior, but gets brought down by his being an arrogant emotionally dysfunctional retard who failed to mature past the age of 12 who lets Palpatine fill his head with silly ideas.Did you even watch the following two movies?
>>220162501dont give a good response to bait
>>220162501He was definitely a Gary Stu in the Phantom Menace, that is undeniable.
>>220161016Prequels may have been a mixed bag, but it was infinitely more interconnected and coherent as a trilogy compared to the disney trilogy and that never changed.
>>220162569not really as its context of him being darth vader as a kid gives narrative credenceyou must be a fat woman or a troll
>>220162569And? By the time we get around to Attack of the Clones, we see the consequences of that. He’s completely let it go to his head and is an arrogant dipshit who butts heads with literally everyone around him.
>>220157356I've always found Daisy Ridley's smile weird. I couldn't put my finger on it until now, it's just too perfect. It's uncanny. Like a 3D render that tries to look real. They're freakishly white perfectly straight and aligned teeth.
>>220162617He's a 7 year old that destroys a space station with no previous experience as a pilot...
>>220162892r2d2 did most of that
I hope the Mandalorian movie fails because I fucking despise Pedo Pascal, and Filoni is a faggot who can't stop sniffing his own farts while ripping off better SW material. But normgroids will watch it because ''I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW BABY YODA!''
>>220149616>DICHOTOMY https://youtu.be/toRjlvT1gTE?si=76awp4TdBpCxKDU4
>>220162582So? They’re still irredeemable as movies.
>>220163095i disagree
>>220163073>>220149616Oh now that's some bullshit. The link copied the fucking ad not the actual video.https://youtu.be/sg0SmgoSMg4?si=jiVHXUy4dKGymbgw
>>220163110Facts don’t care if you agree with them.
>>220163280opinions arent facts
>>220162892The original trilogy has troopers who can't hit the broadside of a barn and get tripped up by low IQ scrimblos.The biggest difference between Rey and young Anakin is that the latter is something that everyone can relate to, that people generally find charming, and that's at the heart of Star Wars: A young boy's adventure. It's all being done in service of something fun and beautiful. That's why people don't mind. Rey is an ugly attempt by a bitter, hateful old crone to replace that with a celebration of extremely mid women who are completely devoid of feminine charm. Her being a Mary Sue is a product of that.
>>220163291Calling facts you don’t like “opinions” doesn’t affect them, and says only that (you) are in denial of reality.
>>220163713and calling opinions that you do like "facts" doesnt doesnt make them so
>>220163610>Anakin>something that everyone can relate to, that people generally find charminglol? Compare it to something other than the sequels.
>>220163743And just going “no you” over and over just means you’re brown.
>didnt watch anything since the original trilogy and prequels>just watched andor and then mandalorian>tried ahsoka and couldn't get interestedit's all downhill from andor isnt it
>>220163775riveting counterpoint
The lore is still there for anyone who cares. What they really killed was any future of the franchise
>So? They’re still irredeemable as movies.
>>220163798Better than inane reversals designed only to waste the opponents time until they determine you’re an irredeemable retard seeking only only to be the last one talking.
>>220163798I accept your concession.
>>220163889thats your perspective not mine>>220163892i never gave one
>>220150362I think the implication is that by removing the litlte controller board she tricked the computer into bypassing the faulty air/fuel/whatever compressor.A bit like when your car won't start because of some faulty sensor even though the engine itself is fine.Though technically data compressors are also a thing.
>>220163939You already established you’re delusional. The perspective of the delusional does not matter
>>220163954you can say you dont want to talk to me anymore you dont have to make up shit
>>220163978Your concession has already been accepted.
>>220164115i never gave one daddy
>>220163978You’re a prequelfag. That alone is enough to judge you as delusional.
>>220164191Not an argument. Not that you ever had one.
I just watched the series for the first time and honestly Disney killed the franchise, the light saber battles were much more entertaining for the prequels.The sequels are still entertaining I have to say.Episodes 123 >>> 456 > 789
>>220164191all i ever said was i disagree that they are irredeemable
>>220149502>What the FUCK were they thinking??you said it; they didn't think
>Your concession has already been accepted.
>>220164294And we know it’s based upon a version of the movies that was never on screen, as it only exists in your head, or “deys fa keeeds”
>>220159272what does that have to do with shit sequels that sucked ass? It doesn't matter if it was for kids, it was markedly worse than the originals.
The way she said "I bypassed the compressor" made me want to fuck her tight asshole
>>220164470pure fiction
>>220148811and nothing of value was lost
>>220164558You don't need to lie on the internet. No one is going to believe you anyway.
>>220165000ok schizo take your meds
>NOOO THE CANONfiction isn't realthere is no such thing as "canon"if I decide Luke Skywalker becomes a German cowboy eventually then it is so
>>220161712What? Pop culture was mocking the prequels long before RLM. They were ones who got popular with an in depth look into the prequels instead of the typical "hurr durr Jar Jar is annoying and people talking about trade taxation is boooooorrriiiiiinnngg!" The Simpsons made fun of TPM before RLM was a thing.
>>220165255Yeah that's not how that works you delusional faggot. You don't matter. If you didn't create the character you dont get to decide what happens to them. I know you dont get this because you've never done a creative thing in your life.
>>220148811if they put rey in a space bikini and made finn white it would've been a smash hit
>>220162582they weren't, you only believe that because you saw them as a toddler
>>220149115Grow up how? By liking dark edgy weird gay things? Let people like sci fi things but let them like it at a better quality of art man. Things were objectively better in terms of the art being made from certain franchises years ago vs the uncreative literally retarded people in charge now. Fuck off.
>>220148811Yea it suck’s this is so generic ugly retarded uninspiring not cool not fun not badass truly fucking mediocre slop bullshit It’s called CRAFTthe originals had a level of craft These new people in charge are just uncreative and their dumb uninspiring
>>220159563You are delusional. Force Awakens had huge following at the release
>>220150175
>>220166439lol
>>220148811Forget the new trilogyAlthough rogue one was goodIt’s called CRAFTThe new ones don’t have the same level of craft and their uninspiring shit Move on
>>220149428>>220151325>bodiedno he didn't. Go back.
>>220166274>If you didn't create the character you dont get to decide what happens to them.Yeah, and who's gonna stop me?
>>220166532Hopefully you stop yourself because that just makes you a reddit troon who writes fanfiction. Congratulations.
>>220166439>Schrodinger's Sequels>The sequels are both culturally relevant and culturally dead at the same time
>>220166713All star wars fiction not written by Lucas himself is fan fiction?
I hate the "culturally relevant" metric, as though a movie is bad if the gossip club isn't talking about it
>>220166439>Force Awakens had huge marketing campaign at the release
>>220149502Think about all the resources and time that were invested into making these figurines that nobody wants to buy.It almost makes me an anti-capitalist.
Daisy a cute!CUTE!
>>220166889>>220166730People were awaiting them and expected them to fix prequel mistakes. Oh how wrong they were
>>220166991its mass produced shit anon. no one involved spent more than a few minutes on them.
>>220159561>Extended Universe never hurt nobody - you don't have to read books you didn't like>George Lucas is a hack.>disney is jewish.>prequels were not only bad but jewish.>zoomers aren't people - their reviews don't count.>PUT CAPT'N SOLO IN THE CARGO HOLD.What is Your favourite Boba Fett comic book ??
>>220162179>Introducing black character? THE HECKIN DISNEY!!!! muh George would never
>>220163018Filoni is a jew.Favereaoueaouuouou is a jew.,George is FAT.Lucas went to Epstein island with SpielBERG.star wars is worshipped by jews and weaklings.>star wars enjoyers don't count as nerds, as they have families
>>220165255>Admiral Piett survived the crash.>He went into an escape pod using force speed (in one of the special editions) and the rebels didn't shoot it down because "there was no life forms on board" - the navicomputer must've short-circuted.
>>220166304no anon - it still would suck. but it would be featured on CelebJihad for sure.
>>220167939He was cool and well written. Finn was lame but he could be saved if they didn't butcher him after Force Awakens
>>220149115>>220150058
>>220167196might have something to do with them hiring max von sydow for a single trailer line, which is also the first line in the sequels.i could be wrong though. maybe the entirety of the marketing campaign (outside of the nigger) had nothing to do with acting like they were going to "fix" star wars.
Star Wars is for dumb kids and dumber low-T millennial manbabbys. Outside of those two groups, no one cares about Star Wars. Star Wars is dead and dead.
>>220168157>Mace>Well WrittenWhen in the films is Mace well written. He has literally no fucking personality. All he does is scowl at the screen whenever he's present and acts like a dipshit. The fucker is anything but well written.
>>220167939There are more blackies in OT than the entire first three, not that you would know.
>>220169801the OT is the first three.
nah
>>220149115Why does escapism for white males piss you off so much?
Who gives a shit. It’s for babies. Grow up. Watch sometime in French.
>>220168157>after Force AwakensHe was already butchered 15 minutes into that film.
>>220170608Watch death wish then. Stop watching baby movies.
>>220170751I'll watch whatever the fuck I feel like. You're a seething faggot with trump derangement syndrome who wants to see anything heterosexual males enjoy ruined.
>>220170818Clearly you won’t watch what you like cause you don’t like anything cause you insist they need to make baby movies for adults.
>>220171032>Clearly you won’t watch what you like cause you don’t like anything cause you insist they need to make baby movies for adults.
>>220171032The problem with you reddit faggots is you can't stop talking like reddit faggots so it's painfully obvious that you're a pissy, trolling outsider who needs to go back.
>>220149115so why did George include a 9/11 allegory if it was for kids?
>>220171243Kids is a wide age range. And not everything geared towards younger audiences has to be teletubbies sunshine and rainbows.
>>220171074>>220171202You watch baby movies.
>>220150754The whole prophecy shit is terribly stupid.
>>220167939I like samuel l jackson. I don't like ooga boogaloo. Simple as
>>220171568And you're still a faggot.
>>220171074>no argument besides quoting my post with "see this is you" imageI accept your concession
>>220148811Many fans, Lucas and Disney all wanted a sequel trilogy about the characters from the original trilogy. This would be impossible with the EU, because every moment of Luke Skywalker's life post-ROTJ is already documented. They needed to erase some canon to make this possible. Just deleting everything was very stupid though. Like all of the Old Republic stuff doesn't couldn't conflict with a new trilogy. We just end up with a new canon that copies EU stuff in the worst way possible (high republic)
>>220148811and to think I would forgive them for everything for 1 sloppy blow job scene from ray
>>220148811So did prequelshit.
>>220148811>be Star Wars fan>Disney repeatedly farts in my face>I eagerly inhale it every timeDisney and the Star Wars fanbase form a symbiotic circle. What happens to one will affect the other, you must understand this.
LITERALLY ME will fix it.
George Lucas wanted Darth Talon as the villain of his sequels the real Darth Talon who is sexy and a total slut not the crap called Devon we have now
>>220174775prequels = written by AINo human being would ever write something like this
>>220148811If Disney introduced the Yuuzan Vong, they'd have enough content for another couple trilogies
>>220149616>Hey, what time is it?>Cuts his own leg off.
Star Wars is a franchise thats been dead for many years it only matters to boomers and Americans who hype it up too much when in reality its movies and lore were never all that great
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>>220161712>anon thinks Mr. Plinkett videos started Prequel hate wagondumb zoomie. Prequels were dissed by Big Bang Theory back in 2008 or whatever
>>220157706>There is nothing stopping them from just writing vanila, competent hero’s journery storiesWrong, it's their nature that prohibits that.
Blows my mind that there's always some faggot defending or trying to rewrite history about the prequels not being utter and complete dogshit in every single star wars thread, someone that fucking retarded can't be physically healthy let alone mentally, you would think their poor life choices would speed up their demise
>>220157706>holds everyone literally hostage>just trust me OK??>gets everyone killed>tries to run away and suicides in the imperial ship by accidentWhat was her masterplan again?
>>220149115thistfa allowed me to let go of sw
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>>220148811Oh no not the shit wars fanfiction.
>>220148811>Disney erased decades of Star Wars lore, hundreds of comics, novels, video gamesI never understood this, surely it doesn't work this way. If I somehow bought Star Wars from Disney I can't suddenly decide what is and isn't canon? It's like when sequels to movies pretend only the first movie existed because all the other sequels before it sucked. You can't really make those things go away.
>>220166730TFA didn't have a huge following. Star Wars had a huge following. People were just excited to get more of it, and for whatever reason, it took normies a few years to realize that they had just eaten the appetizer to a three course lineup of shit that's a direct attack on everything that Star Wars is.They're not culturally irrelevant. They killed easily one of the top five most powerful media franchises of all time. People under 30 today probably don't understand just how huge Star Wars was before Bog Iger's cronies got their hands on it. It was right up there with Batman and Mickey Mouse.
>>220148811>Disney erased decades of Star Wars lore, hundreds of comics, novels, video games, just to give us thisTell that to Kanjiklub!
>>220149115Given the thread was ignored for nearly half an hour before you responded, clearly you first and foremost, you revolting hypocrite
>>220156535Full Throttle
>>220176136Phantom Menace was a lot of fun and had really memorable setpieces and scenes.The other two movies were disappointing, but they're actually not bad movies; they're just worse than both Phantom Menace and every movie in the original trilogy. If they came out today. it'd be exactly like a lot of the other mediocre movies that have come out in recent years that people sing the praises of because it's still so much better than what we usually get from post-2013 Hollywood.
>>220177073copy and pasted directly from reddit
>>220148811women ruined star wars.
>>220166529Absolutely seething kek.
>>220177073See this is the type of retarded fucking trash I was talking about, no one liked the phantom shit in the dark, out of the entire prequel trilogy the only movie to be deemed non barf inducing and even that is highly debatable is the last one what was called return of the sith and none of the prequel movies even hold a candle to the original trilogy, go back to your home where you belong with your head firmly and body in equal parts shoved up and between jj abrams and rian johnson's faggot asses, troll bitch
>>220165878>"hurr durr Jar Jar is annoying and people talking about trade taxation is boooooorrriiiiiinnngg!"That's literally all the plinkett reviews are though. It was the same tedious whining from grown ass men who couldn't grow up. Except now it's ten years later and they all want to keep whining and covering the same ground while all the kids who liked the prequels have already moved on to something else. People dislike movies all the time, but the prequel drama is some of the most pathetic shit I've seen in popular culture, and the people involved, like RLM, don't seem to have the self-awareness, maturity, or intelligence to be embarrassed with themselves. Which they should be.
>>220149115fpbp
>>220148811Yes, they just bypassed the Extended Universe, no big deal.
>>220177600>That's literally all the plinkett reviews are though.I see you never watched the reviews
>>220149115Spbp. Heres another (you) to add to all the assmad starfags
>>220177621>>220177791Really invested in making sure this franchise stays as shitty as possible Why is that, is it a vehicle for brown and woman coded demoralization of straight white men, can't be healthy to have been seething like this since the 1970s
>>220149115That was the concept of the Last Jedi, which in retrospect was not bad
>>220177632The EU is mostly complete garbage a fanfic written by fat white women most of it is cringeworthy only a few novels are actually good like the EU Prequel era novels and some games like KOTOR and the Force Unleashed were good the rest is trash the Disney EU is not much better its even worse and more woke
>>220178001The last jedi is the shittiest piece of star wars media ever made
I still remember how the posers left happy after seeing this piece of shit movie in 2015 saying Star Wars is back like the posers they were and now nobody defends this piece of shit movie the same thing will happen to James Gunn DCU only the posers love it and they will regret it later
>>220178158I thought it came out to n 2017
>>220178036>written by fat white women most of it is cringeworthyThat's Disney canon, the EU was great. Not that you zoomers would know.
>>220148811Was the EU ever canon? I thought it was just a bunch of random shit. If it’s not made by Lucas it’s not canon in my mind.
>>220178899It really shouldn't matter what's canon or not, talk about getting lost in the weeds or missing the forest for the treesWe should be at a point where it's easily discernable what is and what's not a quality piece of storytelling or a cool character or ship or environment or robot or alien or weapon, what's aesthetically pleasing or a profound piece of dialogue, but for some reason a subversive segment of society has latched onto this franchise and is hellbent for leather to make sure it's as lame/gay and corny and uncool as possibleIt should be easy to pull from multiple dfferent pieces of already established star wars media to make a cool movie about itBut we don't even have a cool Darth vader origin story after twenty fucking years just an endless stream of faggot retards gaslighting us about the prequels not being the faggot dogshit they were
>>220178899You're right, it wasn't. Lucas could take shit that he liked from it (he particularly liked half-naked Twi'leks), but it wasn't truly ever canon.
>>220166449I'd bypass her compressor if you catch my meaning
>>220178899Yes, it was canon for decades. However, fans back then were able to comprehend the simple concept that the EU is not some 100% perfect organism made by one writer. There's good and canon parts and shitty non-canon parts that fans rejected. It was something of a democracy where fans voted for what they liked and didn't. It wasn't up to Lucas
>>220171243I forgot that no kids anywhere knew anything about 9/11. Not like they were rolling TVs into classrooms to play it towers falling on repeat or anything.
>>220174106The EU wasn’t canon bro. It was sanctioned fanfiction, allowed to exist but able to be contradicted at any point. And we all know the main reason George forbade any episode 1-3 eu stuff was because he was afraid someone else would write something better. So even without competition everyone called him a retarded hack.
>>220149115What's it like being incapable of having fun?
>>220176136It’s either the retarded son George Lucas disinherited in exchange for a cameo as a Jedi or George Lucas himself. The former not being able to do anything publicly because everyone would instantly know why he was doing it.
>>220177600The plinkett reviews never mention Jar Jar as part of the critique. They off hand mention the "funny cartoon rabbit" and that's it. Also the taxation plot is stupid, not for the reason RLM states but because it doesn't make sense for an organization that's protesting tax increases on their trade routes to blockade a random planet that has no effect on their trade routes.
>>220150175Would it work if she assed the compressor?
>>220150754Anakin gets a pass because you know whats going to happen to him. Plus he doesn't fit the mary sue criteria of being liked by everyone. Yoda and Windu treat him like shit.
>>220150899Are the chuds in the room with you right now?
>>220151178That scene took me out of the whole story. >C3-PO... I... am your father
