/tv/ - The pinnacle of 2026 filmmaking, nothing really ha - Television & Film

Anonymous

04/29/26(Wed)08:00:05 No.220148879

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Anonymous 04/29/26(Wed)08:00:05 No.220148879 Archived

The pinnacle of 2026 filmmaking, nothing really happens but it sounds important and there's Ryan Gosling memes (thanks to /tv/) and nothing else even worth watching so it's elevated to the status of a 'blockbuster'. Not even noteworthy as a comedy or whatever 'vibes' it was going for, no new jokes, no new ideas, nothing.

I dunno. The Martian was a far better movie, not outstanding but at least there's a point to follow.

Anonymous
04/29/26(Wed)08:02:45 No.220148909

Anonymous 04/29/26(Wed)08:02:45 No.220148909

>>220148879
stop shilling this fucking shit movie

Anonymous
04/29/26(Wed)08:03:22 No.220148915

Anonymous 04/29/26(Wed)08:03:22 No.220148915

>>220148879
Fist my bump

Anonymous
04/29/26(Wed)08:39:21 No.220149328

Anonymous 04/29/26(Wed)08:39:21 No.220149328

we have to science the shit out of this

Anonymous
04/29/26(Wed)08:41:30 No.220149352

Anonymous 04/29/26(Wed)08:41:30 No.220149352

>>220148879
Is Goose the biggest movie star now?

Anonymous
04/29/26(Wed)08:58:38 No.220149569

Anonymous 04/29/26(Wed)08:58:38 No.220149569

>>220148909
CHUD STOP YOUR CRYING IT IS TIME FOR THE SCIENCE