>Previously on The ShieldOOOOOHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!*schlorpschlorpschlorpschlorpschlorpschlorpschlorpschlorpschlorpschlorp*
AND I'M HORNY LIKE THE WOLF
They made you...appeal a 3 day off topic ban?
Dickin David
>>220150144you ever uh, post off topic?
>They made you ... ahegao?
sucky wucky
>>220150238Ass-Invaded
Why not just die, life is not that great, just to survive but be GAPED for life
>>220150406it's just making a piece of flesh shoot some wacky juiceno big deal
>>220150406The wife's reaction would have definitely sent me into an early grave.
>>220150424nah it's disgusting. I'm taking the bullet
>>220150446they'll just fuck you after you're dead and people will assume you got raped while you were alive anyway
>>220150463>they'll just fuck you after you're deadnah it's a power thing, if you're dead they don't want to fuck you
>>220150507never stopped me before
>>220150507tell that to all the brown people who fuck corpses
>>220150406he has a family...
>>220150433>you would rather suck a dick than take a bullet to the brain??
>>220149589JUST ANOTHER RAPE
>>220150446>not the long con>not sucking him off so good he moves to San Francisco and cosigns a mortgage with you>not divorce raping him and taking everything he has then exposing his Latino microdick to all his relatives and cucking him with all his crime buddies>not driving fags to suicide with your butthole
>>220150377Id suck a dick if she made me.
>>220149589This scene would have been way better with dutch and billings bickering while trying to suck.
Someone should have played moonlight sonata on that piano.
>>220149589LETMEOUTTAHEEEEEEEE
>>220149589LET'S SEE THAT MOUF
THE ARMENIAN MONEY TRAIN
>>220149589it was a different time you wouldnt understand
If this was me, and I was forced to do this, I would give the sluttiest, sloppiest blowjob ever (really put some work into it with moaning and licking and deepthroating, spit on his huge cock and stroke it so its nice and wet, that kind of thing) so that it would be over quicker. The better I suck the quicker its over so I'd really give it my all (so it would be over quicker).
>>220149589>guy pulls gun out and tells you to suck his weiner >”haha put the gun away , bro ! I’m totally gay anyways . Yeah I’ll suck your dick anytime you want! Whip it out big boy! I’ve been dreaming’ of that semen ! Glug glug glug”The guy would be so annoyed that he would drop the entire subject and just tell you leave
>>220152367What if he gets happier and makes you live with him and buy you dresses and marries you?
>>220150651honestly this. i wish my girlfriend would peg me and whore me out to other men
>>220149589>KEK IT!
>>220153030My plan is working perfectly
>>220150684>no...no...youre doing it wrong>Wait let me get>no let me show you>stop it stop! Get off me>ow my eye
>>220151635Dont gimmie that aw shucks shit
>>220153464God that makes me hard. I want to fuck a husband and wife at the same time.
>>220154453Dont gimmie that aw sucks shit
how many times are we gonna do this thread
>>220154827How many times do I gotta tell that ass to come over
>>220154761nah, nobody fucks my wife but me.
>>220154909Can I fuck your ass while you fuck your wife so when you cum your asshole squeezes my cock and makes me cum as well?
>>220155207now that sounds hot. im in
>>220155567No, I'M in.
>>220150651>>220153464>>220154761>>220155207>>220155567These niggas get it.
>>220154827these threads are essential to /tv/, they are the mortar and essence of this very board, and have survived where others have withered and passed, such as bane threads, tariq nasheed threads, carmella can you please shut the DOOOOO, etc.
>Previously on The Shield...
>>220149589What if instead of a latino gangster forcing you to suck his dick at gunpoint it was a latina gangster forcing you to lick her pussy at gunpoint? Would that still be humiliating?
>>220156056>Vamonos puta!
>>220152362Wow look at this niggerfaggot
>>220156056Also hot.What if instead of a latina gangster forcing you to lick her pussy at gunpoint it was a latina gangster forcing you to suck her latino gangster boyfriend's dick at gunpoint THEN forcing you to lick her pussy all while they laugh at you?
>>220152367The easiest thing to say to get out of it is>okay, but I was tested HIV+ a few months ago, if that's cool with you...
>>220156812>Great me too!
>>220156865Brown people don't get tested. They just spread whatever they got willy-nilly.
>>220156743what if they also made you drink their piss?
Just bite down as hard as you can whilst controlling the weapon
>>220157147a proper erection is like steel. you are going to only break your teeth if you bite the penis of a healthy man
>>220150606>anon sucks cock by choice
>>220149589that's a cool organI used to have one just like that
>>220158655Who cut it off?
>>220156056yes, because if you suck pussy you'll suck anything
>>220149589The high you get from forcing a "man" to finish you in his virgin mouth is simply without equal
>>220158986You lick it, not suck it.
>>220159752>Virgin zoom zoom retardation Get laid bub
>>220160486Your tranny bf's feminine penis is not the same, anon.
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