>We promise Spider-man will no longer use Iron Man's technology, he will act like Spider-man from now on!>...by the way, he's got an Iron Man AI partner
computer, load up Celery Man please
>>220152626Why? He's white and handsome. Iron boy can only befriend fucking non-whites like ned?
>>220152626who fuckin cares. i assume this Spiderman has a plug in his ass all day, they just won't mention it.
>>220152681Unironically yes, Peter Parker is only allowed to be friends with BIPOCs because that’s what New York City looks like.
>>220152626>>...by the way, he's got an Iron Man AI partnerit doesn't say that.
>EV solve this crime
>>220152872>And deepfake the criminal’s skin to white for the press release to prevent racism.
>>220152626She was already in a previous movie though?
>>220152626Perfect, back to poverty and loneliness to work our way up, as a working class Spider-Man should b-->AI companionFor FUCK's sake.
>>220152626Why does the Raimi costume still look better?
>>220152668fpbp
>>220152626>Grok, activate self-suck
>>220152626I assume this is for exposition purposes. If it is, then why not just have Peter talk to himself? He does it all the time in the comics and it helps sell the loneliness
>>220152626>E.V. determine MJ's ethnicity
I prefer Jarvis
>>220154027>>220152626I don't know why this is so weird to people. Anyone can have an AI partner now in real life.Peter could have made his own AI partner. It's not iron man technology anymore, it's just technology.
>>220152626>E.V, pull up those statistics that show how common it is for women to experience an orgasm during rape
>>220156831The problem is that the writers turn technology into magic, and it becomes shit. Like they did with nano tech. It allows them to be lazy writers.
>>220156831It'll be realistic if the AI agrees with Peter constantly no matter what retarded questions Peter asks and tells him to kill others and/or himself.
>>220156889How would you even measure that, you dumb fuck?
>>220157025now that would be kino
>>220157025>Wow Peter, that question shows that you are thinking about things differently than other people.
>>220156831Having a computer assistant was almost exclusively an Iron Man thing in the MCU and a lot of people's main complaint about Tom Holland is that he's Iron Man Jr (Spider-Edition). They had to setup this 4th movie to fix the mistakes they made in the first 3 movies, but then they went ahead and kept one of things people didn't like. They can't help themselves.
>>220157061>E.V....delete moderation standards
>>220153824Dont cry rajesh lmao
>>220152626>predicative programming isn't real
>>220157191grok is this true??????
>>220157050With my dick you stupid peepee head
>>220157310Numbers must be really low, then.
>E.V, pull up a list of all Israeli war crimes>I'm sorry Peter, I can't do that. That would be anti-semitic. Would you like to donate $1 to fight Jewish hate instead?
>>220152626>We dont trust the audience to not be bored with spider man being alone, so we have to have a computer he can talk to so Spider man can say how he feels! the Ai can also tell the audience what spider man has to do!
>Spider-man get AlexaI bet Amy Pascal came up with this shit.
>>220152626>capeshitkys
I just realized they are ripping off 2099 with Miguel having an AI assistant.
>>220152626>Turning spiderman into a techbro incelthe future is now
>>220157874Just talking to my Alexa and stuff NBD!
