ONE RING
>>220153465I DON'T KNOW WHY
>>220153465Why didn’t he fuck Galadriel before coming out as Sauron?
finding out that Sauron was just some hipster doofus back in the day kind of cheapens the whole thing
>>220155211The Silmarillion ruined his character honestly. Dude was just some autistic angel who didn’t understand the role of freedom and choice in his god’s designs for the world.
>>220155211>hipsterjfc go back to redddit you out of touch unc millenial cringe retard it's not 2011whats even 'hipster' about him, he's attractive with long hair?tell us you're a fat bald faggot who wears new balances without telling us good god
>>220155333impressive digits for a faggoty post
BUT IM DOWN TO ONE LAST RINGAND WITH IT LET ME SAY
>>220155371says the unc still saying hipster unironically we get it, you're tragically unattractive with no style and you lash out at people you perceive as being conventionally attractive as hipster, to deflect away from your total failings as a person
>>220155371you're smug posting in, not even a lotr thread, but a nu-lotr thread while getting bullied by zoomersyou've already lost unc wtf hahahahaha
>>220155333got this hipster boilin'
>>220155441oh look it's another fat ugly over the hill guy cope
>>220155404nerve struck
>>220155491
>>220155556>>220155609>n-no, it's y-you whos shook keep cope posting like it's 2004 though with your stale ass unc memes bucko
>>220155282Autism and shit sense of humour are the best parts.
>>220155032Elf pussy would make him give up on his plans so he did what he had to do.
>>220155032>>220155762Sauron canonically got seduced by a man.
>>220155381HOLD ME NOOOWW!! I'M 6 RINGS FROM THE END AND I'M THINKIINN' MAYBE SIX RINGS AINT QUITE ENOUGH
>>220155819Man or male elf? If it's the latter, it's understandable.
HOLD ME NOWI'M SIX METERS AWAY FROM THE RING AND I'M THINKING...
>>220155211Shadow of Mordor Sauron is my headcanon, this shit is pretty much fanfiction-tier anyways
>>220155906Wait, are you telling me that Shelob wasn’t actually a hot woman?
>>220155906shadow of mordor was so good
>>220155333Stupid zoomer
>>220156137stupid zoomer killed the thread :(
>>220156904It was RoPe thread anyway.
>>220155333get a load of this tripster
>Hi! My name is...
>>220154983IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER HOW HARD SAURON TRIES
>>220157066is this a real screencap? it looks like it came out of a britbing C list miniseries about fallen angels written as a stage play
>>220157099KEEP THAT IN MIND I DESIGNED THE RINGS TO BIND. THEM. ALL.
>>220157273yes from season one but i forget who he isi didn't watch season two
>>220154983THEY DIDN'T JUST TAKE THE EAGLES AND FLY
>>220155282i think youre mistaking Sauron with Melkor/Morgoth
