>I am... the villain... mmmm.... don't I live it! They nailed Skeletor bros...https://youtube.com/watch?v=Rb8oPCxu3hU
Is anyone actually excited for this shit? Why is it even getting made, are the 50 year olds who watched the cartoon as kids going to pack the theaters for it?
>>220153890IT'S SKELETORIN TIME
>>220153890People want to see Skeletor. The ads are intentionally hiding Skeletor for making a bigger impact. This will make or break the movie. Villains are the real stars, especially on 80s properties
>>220153937I'm 25 and I'm hyped for it but I understand I'm minority, I found 200x He Man when I was around 11 on youtube and hooked me.
>>220153890MWAAH!!
>>220153890Were half the shots in this slop AI?
>>220153937either way the jewish company mattel will pay to keep it shilled here
>>220154298No
>>220154077They're hiding skeletor because it's another movie sinking terrible Jared leto performance
>>220153937Yes. I enjoy He-Man. Also, I'm looking forward to Thundercats and Bravestarr if they ever stop sleeping on him.
>>220153890The villian is toxic masculinity
>>220153890not making Skeletor sound like himself is a bad idea.
>>220153937>Why is it even getting made, are the 50 year olds who watched the cartoon as kids going to pack the theaters for it?I was mildly interested in pirating it until I saw the race-swaps and completely lack of bare legs on Teela.
>Cast Box Office Poison Leto>Don’t use his face>Mask his voice so much it might as well not even be himWhat an odd choice. Also, He-Man looks like shit. Especially when you’re following on from the monolith that was Dolph Lundgren. Could they not have got some juiced up freak to do it?
>>220153890>don't I live it!Sar...
>>220153890Holy Quip Quiperson, Batman!Did that heckin Chungus just throw out a quipity quip-quip?!
>>220153890>he actually expected there not to be Marvel quips in this in current yearISHYGDDT
if they had let Jered Leto do an 80s cartoon Skelletor voice this movie could be a huge success and maybe even get him awards and become iconic. I dont understand why they would embrace the cartoons in other ways but not that.
>>220153890He-man is kinda boring. Call me when they make a live action Centurions movie
>>220154750We must be better skeletons.
>>220154680Now that I think about it, playing an over the top CGI villain might finally be a role that his style is suitable for.
>>220154680>They're hiding skeletor because it's another movie sinking terrible Jared leto performanceThisWhat the fuck is with the cringe edgy demon voice, it's fucking Skeletor
>>220155119ok I take it back, that line "I am the villain, uh does it feel good" instantly made me cringe again. Holy shit Jared
>>220155161> "I am the villain, uh does it feel good"Low TThat line is pure KINO
>>220155204it could be but not delivered like he did. "uhhh does it feel good, heh". It's delivered like a little cringelord redditor doing a performance for the camera
>>220155279Skeletor is a cringelord in the original cartoon tho
not gonna make it
>>220155279Dude Skeletor was never cool. They turned him cool in the later versions like the 2003 and CGi show but the old one? Gooofball top to bottom. You must be confusing him with Mumm-Ra who was all business and never fucked around from day one.
>>220155391>be skeletor>ugh uh so I'm le villain he he he>leave
>>220155409>but the old one? Gooofball top to bottom.the fact they didnt go this direction is why it will be forgotten in a week
>>220155391If he doesn't say>till next time He-ManI don't know what I'll do
>>220155409I never watched a single He-Man show, ever. I'll take your word for it that he is supposed to be cringe, maybe it works.
I JUST WANT SKELLETOR TO HAVE HIS CLASSINC HIGH PITCHED VOICE GOD DAMN IThttps://youtu.be/mNz6eHfsESQ?si=X1mmipCM_YTmUs81
>>220155466imagine what we could of hadhttps://youtu.be/2fJVSc2hnVw?si=PVyjYVmMEOnglMpS
>>220155536Yeah, most fans would see this as a faithful take on the modern Skeletor, but they obviously know this dude was very unserious and kid-friendly in his original incarnation.
>>220155391If he doesn't say>Da pizza he-man, eat it! OHHHHHHH what the fuck???I'm don't know what I'll do.
>>22015393748, was bigtime into the toys and show in like the first grade.My brain is basically partially formed by 80s cartoons and toy commercials, I was literally wired to consoom from my earliest memories and there's probably not a more stereotypical target audience than my demographic.And no, I wouldn't even waste my time watching this stupid bullshit.
>>220153890fuck me jared leto sounds .... oooooldlik ei know the guy is almost 60, but he sounds so fucking elderly, out of energy and boringwhat shit casting for skeletor
>>220155550he sounded amazing in last movie for how cheesy it washttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ek2ArdQM4cFrank Langella owned the role
>>220154737>Thundercats and BravestarrFucking this. Especially Bravestarr. It was my favorite show.
Let me guess: He-man turns out to actually be a parapalegic transexual albino black lesbian furry? Beast man does NOT get his orgy?
>>220155409He was supposed to be funny cringe, not edgelord cringe>I'm the villain, oh does it feel goodWould be a great line in the original cartoon voice.
>>220156773>what shit casting for skeletorHonestly I'm grateful that they cast him. Casting Leto is basically a flawless guarantee that the movie will be shit and the producers don't give a fuck. The only exception I can think of in the last 20 years is Blade Runner
>>220153890Why does he have red eyes like Ainz
>>220157665Because it looks cool you dweeb
>>220157665because he is le villain
What's the point in watching this slop when nothing will top Frank Langella as Skeletor. That movie rocked because Frank just seemed like he was having so much fun.
>>220153890why is his face so cartoony and kid friendly? It should be terrifying.
>>220153890meh his voice doesn't work. needs to be more like the original
>>220153890https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4Shouldn't He-Man be sucking Skeletor's bone?
>>220160893they should have gone the Barnie route with this movie.
>>220160926lol meant to say Barbie
>>220153890Why does he sound like a dying old man?
>>220160926>>220160952hell yeah, would be more interesting that way, instead of whatever that new show is.
>>220160893God I miss when most internet humour was innocently stupid like this and not total nihilism.
>>220153937I wasn't interested at all, but these trailers actually look good.
>>220153937People stopped retiring and they stopped hiring young people. This is why 80's nostalgia has been the big thing for 25 yeara when it should have moved on long ago.
>>220153890WHERE IS MY NIGGA ORKO???
>>220155391that cant be real
