Confess your Television & Film sins
>>220154616I did not care for pedowood in general. Sorry.
>>220154616I taped a bunch of rented movies even though the FBI warning said there was a $10,000 fine.
I haven't watched a movie since 2017
I watch DTV movies on Tubi but only when I'm eating a meal.
I watched YMS from like 2012 to 2017
I have never paid for a movie.My parents paid for Chamber of SecretsAnd then I started pirating things.
Star Wars is the gayest normie slop ever produced
>>220154616I once bought Monty Python and the Holy Grail from a Goodwill store, it was only $1 or $2 so I figured why not. I gave up partway through it. It was so boring and unfunny that I never wanted to see it again and ended up donating it right back to where it came from.
>>220155314Same. No shame in it though, his reviews seemed ok when I was in my teenage/early 20s years
>>220155832I never liked Monty Python either.
>>220154616I watch the conspiracy (2001) every day while I do my home office work. I like to imagine myself being the assistant typing away the meeting while I slave over spreadsheets.
>>220154616I did not watch>Seinfeld>Friends>South Park>Sopranos>Lost>House>Prison Break>Dexter>Sons of Anarchy>Breaking Bad>Walking Dead>Game of Thrones
>>220154616I have been torrenting films since I was a kid. My first torrented movie was Full Metal Jacket in 2011, and to this day I've never bought a single piece of physical media.
>>220154616I've never watched any of the fast and furious films, or scream or saw.
I have never watched Star Wars and never will.
>>220154616I'm not watching James Cameron's Avatar, ever. "Prestige television" is trash.David Fincher is extremely overrated.
The only movie I own is a VHS release of Ninja Scroll I bought for 50 cents on a thrift store and I have never used it.
I never rewind my DVDs before returning them. Consistently laugh at the forces behind the forced memes that pop up on this board every now and again while finding the memes themselves to be banal and without permeative substance to reflect upon like good memes have.
>>220154616I genuinely believe that Scary Movie 2 is as good as the first one
I honestly believe that your average Seagal movie is better than any pretentious artsy shit.
>>220158556yeah, fincher is the most overrated modern director, i was particularly insulted when bong joon ho praised zodiac as one of the best movies ever when his own memories of murder is way fucking better
>>220159055I thought under siege 2 was better than the first one.
i have a notion database of all the tv shows I've watched in my live and I've recalled around 300+literally on 20% were actually worth watching.I haven't counted the movies.I've wasted over a decade watching tv fuckign shows. and the majority weren't even good.TNG, DS9 and Buffy, Angel are in the top 10. Number one show of all time was Lost.
They aired Mulholland Drive after the lockdown at the kinoplex and I jacked off to the lesbian scene.
A majority of the movies or shows I watch are pre-2005ish. I don't want to give money, attention, or even acknowledgement to anything created after that period because I want the system to collapse with the faint hope it'll trigger a new cinema renaissance.
>>220154616As always regarding this topic, my conscience, perhaps erroneously, is clean.
>>220154616I don't even like movies and tv that much
>>220158320Did you watch Frasier?
>>220159454>I don't want to give money, attention, or even acknowledgement to anything created after that period because I want the system to collapse with the faint hope it'll trigger a new cinema renaissance.Do you realize how dumb you sound?
I watch Korean dramas
>>220154616I never seed.
>>220155314He peaked with Cool Cat.
>>220159739How is it dumb? Right now production costs are so high only these mega-studios can really afford to really produce "blockbusters". When it's finally proven that the existing business model produces shit, they'll have to reevaluate how films are produced.I know you'll have some snarky, limp-dick retort that is quantifiably wrong so I'll just preemptively tell you eat shit and die.
I enjoy tranime
>>220162293They don't need your input or lack thereof to rethink production process, you silly boy. Throwing a tantrum or mounting a "limp-dicked" boycott only makes you further lose touch with the state of the medium, which I'm sure your mediocre mind has convinced you is a good thing.
>>220162588Then stop calling it that. Why brownnose chuds repeating their Freudian slip meme words?
>>220163655Because they've been broken by this board. They let idiots dictate how they think just because they spam a word enough.
>>220159081Fincher's worst is still better than Okja and Mickey 17
>>220158556>I'm not watching Clannad on Wayne Barlowe world with James Cameron action, ever. Okay...? It's your loss.>"Prestige television" is trash.Not really, no. Why would it be?>David Fincher is extremely overrated.Only his older movies.
The Force Awakens was the last movie I've seen in cinema.
>>220154616I can barely remember the name of movies i've watched, let a lone actors names or directors names, and forget anything else because im not remembering it
>>220154616I watch new movies. They are horrible but I watch them anyways; even the remakes. O lord please forgive me
>>220164375>I watch new movies. They are horribleThey are not.
>>220155678That doesn't seem like your cinema sin, unless you're George Lucas
>>220155678Every single Star Wars movie George Lucas has directed is extremely eccentric.
>>220154616Back in the early 2000s I had a blank VHS that I kept ready to go when I watched late night Cinemax and HBO. Whenever some nice nudity would pop up I would record it. I ended up with a nearly hour long fap tape that I fapped to so much the tape broke
>>220163530Didn't read
>>220162588Don't flatter yourself. You enjoy moeshit.
>>220162588>>220163655Sorry, anons, that's what it is. Only thing I've ever seen in common with all troons is an unhealthy obsession and identification with "cute" shit especially in anime. If you like the cutesy shit, it's because you see yourself in it and you're in the path to trooning.It is what it is. Accept it.
