ITT Commercials that made you resolve to never return to a store/buy a product.
Another Gilette thread....
>>220158474KFC had this commercial in like 2020 that'd come on before every fucking youtube video that went "Mac and cheese and chicken and cheese and mac and cheese and chicken and cheese" just trying to get stuck in your fucking head. Haven't been back to KFC since.
>>220158563they really did push that hard for a while
Fuck you Trivago cowards! Bring back that guy with the teeth!
>>220158563Me no rikey, either, my fellow angro-american
>>220158474>YO EVER HEAR OF JERKMATE
How do you guys watch commercials on YouTube? I’m tech illiterate and even I started downloading Adblock in 2012
>>220158563A few years ago in my neighborhood, they had people going door to door with door hanger ads. I have to wonder what their advertising budget is, because it isn't like I live in some big metropolitan area or something, just a random old neighborhood in a DFW suburb.
There was a Captain Morgan commercial around 2013 where it had that stupid mermaid on the boat and the song was some weird Asian song that went like FUNK DOW. Legit garbage.
>>220158773it's literally a cult, they do it for free
>>220158826That fucking shit reeks of a female-only marketing team of hags over 35 who just heard of AI. I cannot believe that made it to the air. Shitcan that entire marketing team.
>>220158474I remember that period where they were trying to push British nigs like John Boyega us. Still remember this annoying garbagehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=XLxqAozp660
>>220158474counter topic: commercials that made you run out and buy the product advertised https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6QUsx68DCA
>>220158815THIS ONE. FUCK THIS COMMERCIALhttps://www.ispot.tv/ad/AZnn/captain-morgan-original-spiced-rum-go-full-captain
>>220158994This is so iconic
>>220158994This one will always be hilarious
>>220158994Holy fucking kek.
>>220158994Is there a better encapsulation of our modern, neoliberal corporate hellworld than that dude shaking his ass in jeans over air raid sirens in Kyiv?
>>220158563Saw sign out for one their shows, tells my mom "you know they're a cult right?">>220158773Well, its a cult so
>>220158994This if only it still existed https://youtube.com/watch?v=gMbsZU83ajc
>>220158994COLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT
>>220158755I'm beginning to believe way more people then I thought think they'll get in trouble for having it or something.
>>220159537Nah, people are simply ignorant. Cattle-like, really.
>>220158563i really wish they weren’t a cult because china has 5000 years of history worth exploring
>>220158893>>220159161>>220159643redpill me on the cult.
Old Spice. Gayest commercials ever.
>>220159669they're not, it's just targeted slandering from winnie the pooh
>>220159669off the top of my head i know they’ll stuff your phone, mailbox and email with all their ads like everyone else but i forgot what their motives are
>>220159669The basics are that some Chinese loyalists (anti-communists) started a show to tour around the world showing the world China's history that was being destroyed or rewritten by the Chinese Communist Party in dance. The show makes millions, but the performers are cut off entirely from their families, worked to the bone, underpaid, sometimes starved, held to insane standards of rigor and kept constantly on tour. They also believe a bunch of crazy shit about their leader and spirits and aliens and shit that they talk about at their shows and recruit people to come on tour with them. Fucking crazy shit.
>>220158755I watch YouTube primarily on my smart tv. I’m too retarded to figure out how to block ads on that and I refuse to pay for premium
>>220158474Axe Body Spray Commercials were always fucking obnoxious.
>>220159769Then again, the CCP also does run propaganda operations against anything anti-CCP so without having seen them myself, it's hard to know how much of the allegations against them are true. So grain of salt.
>>220159811Just set your tv to use a DNS server that blocks ads
>>220158826 WHAT
>>220158826>>220158474These two have pissed me off most in recent memory. Total Marketing Major Death, pls.
>>220159879>Just set your tv to use a DNS server that blocks adsnta, but how? Will they eventually punish you with slower load times? Playing youtube on kiwi browser is way slower and less reliable than that standard android browser which refuses to play youtube when you minimize the browser.Newpipe, Tubular, etc aren't working like they used to.
>>220159879I will try this. Thanks anon
>>220159811>>220159879>>220159911Just download SmartTube on a USB and plug it into your TV to install it. Youtube but you can block all the ads besides the ones filmed in video.
>>220159983Is there a smartphone version of SponsorBlock?
>>220160100Fuck if I know my old android phone is such a piece of shit I cant watch shit on it.
Commercials? I don't watch tv since 2005, I download everything and have adblock everywhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dJq4O-uajA
>>220158474>Daw-mmm-ino's
>>220158474I don't care what cringy ads Chick Fil A puts out. I wouldn't give a shit if they threw holy water and electrocuted every homosexual who pulled up to their doors. All I care about is the fact that they provide immaculate service. The order is always right, the food is always the right temperature, they're clean, the staff are friendly. They BTFO every other nigger retard fast food restaurant there is, and that's that.
>>220158563they're like a plague on new york city and new york minor (state). nothing makes multiculturalism look worse than this. couple that with their shameless lying and conservatard pandering in the epoch times
The Chevy real people not actors and the Gillette boys will be boys.
>>220160356Chick-Fil-A needs to do something different with their menu. Add wings and hot sauces. Add onions rings. 86 the waffle fries for something better.
>>220160130>Fuck if I know my old android phone is such a piece of shit I cant watch shit on it.excuse me. I meant is there a smart-TV version of Sponsorblock. smartphones already have it.
>>220160355it's so odd that every commercial has started to pander to a sliver of the population. reminder that they have 0 (zero) black people on their board of directors, so this isn't about them being a "black" business. https://biz.dominos.com/about-us/leadership/
>>220158826it's a very shoddily-made image obviously, but i don't get it.is it saying >even a depressed/suicidal person qualifies?
>>220160445>>220160356They need to bring back the fuckin’ pretzel bun burger.That shit was KINO GAWD DAMN.
>>220160356>The order is always right, the food is always the right temperature,Sometimes their cookies are stale, though.
>>220160468I would assume SmartTube would be what you are looking for but I could be wrong.
>>220160356this is like 9/10 what makes a fast food joint good. panera bread has a huge problem with this and it makes every experience going there fucking awful.>>220160445>86 the waffle fries for something better.low quality bait
>>220160506Sponsorblock specifically blocks the sponsors that youtubers do.>this video is brought to you by raid shadow legendsthey just skip over those time codes.They also skip unfunny comedy bits. This is a real thing. you can install it in firefox or chrome.
>>220159475saw this live shit was hilarious, good luck with the war guys but they got dollaritas and sliders lmao gonna be busy
i don't watch actual telly any more, so i only found out about this advert a few weeks ago:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp7w5fJAdsUtbqh this shit is hilarious to me, i can't get mad. but both Greggs and Nando's have leaned way too far into 'meme' marketing.
>>220160569I have it on revanced
>>220160588advertising agencies should collectively buy an island to start a eugenics experiment where they create the perfect composite race to star in all advertisements. maybe give them like a subaverage IQ to get that "dumb white guy" effect we see in ads. make them black, but not too intimidating to scare away the decrepit boomers that still watch TV too... and maybe give androgynous features
>>220158474Never seen the commercial but this is a great sammy
>>220160602not quite related but my "a" key just fell off, on my thinkpad. What do I do? I don't want to pay 100 dollars for a new board which is what those fuckers at the repair show will want to do.
>>220160708I'll never know. This fucking ad plays every five goddamn minutes on Hulu and I'm just trying to watch Frasier.
>>220160732this is >>>/tv/>>>/g/ is over there
>>220160818Just buy the Blu-ray box set.
>>220160818why dont you have an adblockerwhat the fuck is wrong with you
>>220160818Just pirate it, Kelsey Grammer is a cunt anyway
>>220160872I don't know! I DON'T KNOW! >seriously though, what adblocker even works on Hulu?
>>220160904>Kelsey Grammer is a cunt anywayQrd?
>>220160356Where I live every girl at Chic Fil A is pretty and nice, it's like when you go to a proper restaurant and the hostess is some hot college aged chick. I bet they do it on purpose, I haven't seen a guy there apart from the drive thru. Can't imagine the work place drama though, that must suck.
>want to know the secret to looking like a freakish ghoul?>microdose ozempic!
This nigga right here.
>>220160633i don't feel as dialled into this stuff, and fuck it: this probably COULD be a Nando's or some friend group in London. if i take any aspect of this seriously, it's how overly London-centric everything is (and how Britain is also trying to copy America, their culture is different to ours).but yeah, at some point the only option is to just make everyone grey, sexless blobs. you won't offend anyone, nothing will have any soul, and i won't actually feel sorry for the poor actors who have to do adverts like this.
>>220161048but hes just a lil lad that loves berries and cream
>>220161047Why they would choose this ugly freakish aussie cunt for their health product I'll never understand. She's box office poison, advertising poison and possibly even advertising poison.
>>220161048This actually made me go out and buy berries and cream skittles and they were really disappointing from what I remember.
WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER never buying anything from burger king ever again
>there are people who actually see adsi don't believe it. i find it easier to believe they pay jeetfarms to pretend they see ads.
These rocket money ads featuring the Jewest Jew I've ever seen pretending to be a low budget influencer marketing a product. (Rocket Money is owned by Rocket Mortgage and just wants your data and personal details to sell).
I guess this bored is just a big commercial. You don't have to believe me. But I ordered a chicken sandwich from Popeyes. And it was actually good.
>>220160356>The order is always right, the food is always the right temperature, they're clean, the staff are friendly.This. I've had maybe one or two issues in all my years getting from them.
>>220160588are there a bunch of jamaicans in england? like how does this appeal to the masses?
>>220161048>feed and seed, feed and seed>I'm a little farmer who loves feed and seed
>>220161207Popeyes has the best fast food chicken tendies
>>220161188>Rocket Money is owned by Rocket Mortgage and just wants your data and personal details to sellThis. And the premise they use to get people in is retarded. >I had 3 doordash accounts? I totally forgot to cancel those!No one does this. Most apps that take your credit card require your fucking phone number or email for verification. You're not accidentally making 3 accounts.
>>220161268>Welcome to Popeyes THE FUCK YOU WANT!?Peak customer service. I wanna be degraded by my fry cook.
>>220161157I see ads when I watch hockey. otherwise I have adblocks on pretty much everything I can install it on.
>>220160588'opped in me mum's cah fer a cheeky nando's aftah seein' dis on da telly innit
>>220161229Jamaica is a former British colony, so yes, there are lots of them in the UK. That's why Jungle and Drum and Bass originated from the UK, it uses a lot of reggae samples. The second wave of Ska was centered in the UK too, coming from kids listening to ska, rocksteady, and reggae from Jamaica, and adapting it to a rock/punk sound
>>220160476>it's so odd that every commercial has started to pander to a sliver of the population.
>there are """people""" who don't instantly mute when a commercial comes on >worse yet, there are """people""" who not only sit through commercials, they activeky watch them>and they're posting on this board right nowGrim.
>>220161053I mean, it's quasi-racist; in some respect way more egregious than the "blaxploitation" movies leftists harp on about. I think if people knew they were being hired to act out a stereotype and foment racial tensions, they wouldn't do the ads.BTW Nando's looks like a British version of Chili's, is it approximately the same? I might go there if I ever can be assed to scrounge around enough money to go on a trip
>>220161744>scrounge around enough money to go on a tripTo fucking knifecrime rapegang island? Are you retarded?
>>220161792>Are you retarded?yeah
>>220161744>willingly going to the UKBritain was already a depressing place before they imported 10 trillion shitskins, imagine it now.
>>220161744Nando's sells Piri-piri chicken. It's portuguese cuisine, spicy rotisserie chicken that's finished on the grill. Never had Nando's, but piri-piri chicken is really good.
>>220159475Perfectly shows how we give zero fucks
>>220161126>>220158474The whopper song did make me vow to never touch a Burger King burger ever again. In bk you rule or some shit like that
>>220158755I have heard people say, and I am not making this up:>I can't be bothered to install it (and then doubling down on it after you say that's literally just a button)>I want people I watch to get paid>it feels wrong>I don't do that stuff, it's not rightbut they will ALL complain non-stop about the sheer amount of ads on youtube, to a level that makes them sound rabid, but they will NOT click one button to get rid of the ads.I can not understand these people's perspectives even slightly.
>>220160100Youtube revanced come with it, and other qol such as hiding shorts, disable ai translation dub
>>220158815fun cow was a /sp/ meme for a short time
>>220158815For me? It’s Cuervo Black and cola.
>>220158474I miss the cheesy jalapeño burger from Dennys.
>>220160356they are pandering hard to niggers so shamelessly its funny to me
>>220161616half the ads i've been getting for the past 10 years now have been absurd nonsense, more entertaining and confusing than they are anything else.It's insane the wierd shit that they throw at the wall now. And you're missing out by just blanket blocking it all
>>220161233hahaha classicgona go by some feed and seed rn
>>220161744i can't read this as racist at all. even if you're trying some advanced devil's advocate shite. food is the easy example of cultural differences: i really like Indian food, which is made and enjoyed by Indians. i don't know WHY Portuguese piri-piri chicken became some popular with black London youths, but it did. the food itself is nice. nobody is saying anything negative about any race or that a specific race is superior.i just want the world to grow up again. you don't have to anticipate some potential offence on behalf of imaginary people.
>>220163242i dont think you know what hes talking about
>>220158474I remember there was a solid month where EVERY ad on YouTube was an ad for this movie
>>220160356>The order is always right, the food is always the right temperature, they're clean, the staff are friendly. They BTFO every other nigger retard fast food restaurant there is, and that's that.Yeah this. In-n-out is the same way.
>>220160588i know that typically all adverts now are black man white woman because thats what sells. but kfc and then this seems to be chicken shops specifically leaning pretty heavily into black culture specifically. i don't go to london but i didn't know there were so many black people down where they make tv. i suppose its also surprising that it turns out black people don't like chicken? i thought that was a popular stereotype. but if those stereotypes were true they wouldn't have to advertise to that demographic would then?>>220158474youtube normally i get flash (floor cleaner) or fairy (washing up liquid) which are both extremely obnoxious.theres also one with a close up of an ugly black lady saying milk milk milk while looking in the fridge which i don't even know what that is for i click it off so quickly because it makes me feel sick to look at.
>>220163764its not what sells its what cuck fetishists like me find hot and we are a small but growing minoritythe people pushing this shit probably arent even into it for the same reasons
>>220161744>BTW Nando's looks like a British version of Chili'sits grilled chicken, available in 5? 6? different levels of 'heat' (spicyness). you chose how much chicken you want (whole, half, quarter) and what kind of sides you want (if you get chips (fries) you only get a tiny amount)if you don't like spicy chicken don't go.my mum went one time and she says the lemon and herb was too spicy for her. but shes also a bit racist and it is quite ethnic decor.
>>220159475>"Oh my God! This is terrib...">"$1 boneless wings?">"Honey! Hurry, go get the kids!"
>>220161607Can we talk about unhinged schizos who take on the personification of Greek and 19th century Philosophers on social media.
>>220163879so its like chilis?
>>220159475That's a good deal on boneless wings
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When I visit my mom and we watch TV together (game shows usually) it's depressing how 90% of commercials are for medications and the other 10% life insurance or something similar. Another reminder of the horrors of getting older.
>>220158474>Anytime I see a commercial with anyone from The Office in it.
>>220158563can I get a qrd
>>220160533It's more location-based than brand-based, except for Burger King, which due to its franchising rules (to my understanding) is pretty much always shit.My Panera is normally excellent, despite being in the Chicago south suburbs.
>>220158474Is this the one that goes I NEED A LIL RANCH, RANCH, RANCH?I was sick as fuck a couple weeks ago and fading in and out of sleep and miserable and could just hear my brother watching tv and this song playing constantly
>>220163764Blacks love chicken, anon.Everyone does, pretty much, but they definitely do.
>>220164573It's an anti-CCP cult that is illegal in China so they push it really hard in North America
>>220164597Yes. It makes me want to murder.
>>220161126>never buying anything from burger king ever againLast time I went to burger king they had a disgusting mexican tranny handling the food so I left and never went back
>>220158563Deranged group
>>220162426I've personally added and activated uBlock to my dad's browser twice now. He has somehow managed to not only deactivate it, but uninstall it altogether by the time I got another peek at his browser. And just like your people, he constantly complains about the barrage of ads he gets whenever he uses the internet. I think people get so used to ads they freakout whenever there is some kind of blank space on the screen, even if they think the constant flashing banners and sidebars are annoying.
>>220161048Hey, that's Abaddon from Haunted Hotel!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=762V6LTYnsQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0x0clS6Xyk
Commercials are marketed towards black people cause they haven't been advertised to before, White people already fuckin know everything they want cause they have family and white friends who have all been absorbing advertising for generations and know what they like culturally. Everyone's pandering to black people cause white people already know what they want
>>220165841Do you think I am retarded?
>>220158474i swore off chic-fil-a when they told me to go lick nwah feet
>>220165302Set up pihole or nextdns
>>220158474I feel like chic fil a’s chicken dropped in quality
>>220166147honestly same ever since the new ad campaign
>>220159724This. Holy shit they are garbage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S5BLs51yDQ
Behold, jewish made horrors beyond comprehension.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma-9ykiDb98
>>220166147KFC's chicken sandwich is the sleeper. Big thick chicken filet. Tell them no mayo because it will make it soggy, dont order the spicy version its garbage sauce added that makes it soggy. If you get a fresh one its decent.
>>220159154>neoliberalDon't ever use that Marxist invented, gay ass, meaningless, reddit word again on this board. Or, I would kindly invite you to venture astern.
>>220166488all the kfcs around me are shutting down because nobody can afford it
>>220158994Such a good, catchy tune. Reminds me of fun times in Alabama.
>>220166488Luv me sum KFC.Btw, do they still teach the chinamen that esl jingle, "McDonald's McDonald's, Kentucky Fried Chicken and-a Pizza Hut?"
>>220163242>i just want the world to grow up again. you don't have to anticipate some potential offence on behalf of imaginary people.This bottom line is absolutely correct regardless of any other context. If someone is offended, let them decide if it's worth addressing.
>>220166547Yep, there is never any cars at my KFC and the employees look like they want to murder you but can't because of management every single time with one simple order of a single chicken sandwich. The only Popeyes's by me is on Martin Luther King Jr Blvd with fucking Haitians who will kill you with bars on the windows. Chick-Fil-A is too expensive. I'm absolutely fucked Chicken wise. McDonalds, Burger King, and Wendy's chicken sandwiches are all cat shit in a wrapper.
>>220166937lmao so accurate
>>220166547>>220166937This is why many are dying. Filled with third worlders and browns. Who would trust any of those with your food? Even slop fast food.
>>220158994https://youtu.be/jEjAKtHhTGg?si=9kn2lS-iffx-1wDHMakes me miss New Jersey
>>220160356As an Aussie the first thing I did when I landed in LA was go to Chick-Fil-A and it basically ruined all other fast food I had in the US. Your guys KFC fucking sucks compared to ours. Wendys is bad and barely feels like food. Five Guys was ok but the staff sucked. Also your fast food pizza places (Pizza Hut, Dominoes) are so much more expensive than ours and have way worse menus and taste way fucking worse.I will maintain Australia has the best versions of global fast food chains. I've been everywhere and our KFC, McDonalds, Burger King (Hungry Jacks) and Nandos is better than anything I ever had in the US, EU/UK or Asia.
>>220167351wendys tastes microwaved
>>220165995depends if you're black
>>220165841No it's because they get a good ESG score from Larry and wall street keeps investing in those companies.
>>220167801Didn't he stop doing that?
>>220167351Sure.
>>220158474Get a load of this guy.https://youtu.be/qlAsTOJfU6Qhttps://youtu.be/VF1g3bdTvK8https://youtu.be/U8XHldha2qY
>>220160533> panera bread has a huge problem with this and it makes every experience going there fucking awful.The first time I went I had to tell the cashier my order 3 times because he kept messing up. It wasn't even complicated, just a sandwich off the menu. And the cashier was the manager at that. You'd think he would be better at taking basic orders. I went with 2 friends and they got their order first. I waited like 10 minutes and finally went to the counter to ask where my food was. A guy was coming out of the back area, clearly in an argument with someone else and gives me a snippy attitude when I ask where my order is. The second time I went, I got the wrong order which I didn't realize was wrong until I got back home.I've only been back after that because a girl I was hooking up with wanted to go there but she would order our food online ahead of time and just pick it up.
>>220160533>>220168454its because panera pays extremely low>broke bum who has actually applied there
>>220168499Doesn't surprise me. Panera was pretty much the only fast food place that was exempt from California's fast good worker wage increase because the law has some exemption for bakeries. Subway wasn't exempt so it was clearly some politician favouring Panera. If I remember correctly, the CEO of Panera was either buddy-buddy with a politician or donated a large amount to his campaign.
>>220160356Their food is bad, so I don't really give a fuck about any of that. I wish it wasn't bad, I'd like to enjoy the experience too. Same issue with In-N-Out. Great service but I took a bite of their burger and all I could do was frown. They're building one right next to us and I'm not even excited.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4S4A05zrQcI've always hated blacks anyway.
I hate this smug piece of shit
This is the publicity that has caused the most impressive damage to a brand, shame there’s not a serious analysis because the people that write those just like to pretend it was a hate crime to stop drinking beer
>>220167351>As an Aussie
>>220168499their margins must be fucking high because that shit is overpriced for no good reason.
>forbidden knowledge
I don't play mobile games but Raid Shadowlegends has been memed so hard by their incessant advertising that I've never considered playing it
>>220160356I used to eat there all the time, the one in my town started frying with some shitty canola oil blend. Everything smells like fresh motor oil now. The food makes me gag. I miss the peanut oil so bad
