help computer
STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'
>"I want someone to take me to the hospital">Nice catch, Blanco Nino, but too bad your ass got saaaaaaacked
>>220162706A hysterically funny line for some reason
>>220162760I still say the Blanco Nino one all the time even when it doesn't work, but I find a way to fit it in.
>>220162685all of them are out in HD btwhttps://youtu.be/z8K08AcVru0
Ey what the fak are yew kids doin on my lawn?
>I-IT'S ON YOUR SLEEVE>geddit geddit geddit>FIRE ON YOUR SLEEVE>...you didn't take anything out of our tent, did ya?
LAST ONE THERE'S A PENIS PUMP
>>220163011>woah man check out that thing man>let's launch over it
You’re not my dad OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
>>220163011>give ‘im the stick>DONT GIVE ‘IM THE STICK
>>220163011AH FUCK!
PORK CHOP SANDWICHES
Damn... these beats are so fresh... SNNNNNAP!
Because I already had him... THATS RIGHT KIDS I ALREADY HAD HIM
was brian a pimp or no?
>>220162918same, brother
>*bzzzrrrrgorp zzzzbbbbggrrzzp zzpgrrrrbbzzzzrrrgg*
jesus christ we are old
GAME OVER YEAAAAAH
>>220162685>just press F1 unc finna crashin out frfr
>>220163011i found this as a kid at the point when swearing in generally was either super edgy/cool, or just hilarious. here is was SUPER hilarious. i replayed that 1 second over and over and over>AW FUCK>AW FUCK>AW FUCK>AW FUCK>AW FUCKi laughed so hard that it hurt. man to be a kid on ebaum's world again.
>>220164912>hey kids. y'know its funny, these people they go to bed they think everything's fine, everything's good... >they wake up the next day and they're on fire.
GLAD YOU KIDS, SKIPPED THE CLASS TODAYWE HAD A GOOD CONVERSATIONYOU! YOU'RE THE RINGLEADER!?
>who wants a body massage?>mmm-mmm, mr. body massage machine, GO!>ehh what the hell?>BODY MASSAGE.
>>220162685my best friend will still say "help computer" in this needy and begging tone and I will burst into laughter no matter what
>"I already had him. I want you Billy."
>>220170049I always picture him as Matt Dillon for whatever reason.
>>220163407My God did that smell good.
>>220163492does a bitch fear his cane?
>>220163407WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE YA STUPID IDIOT GO GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
>Have you kids seen a pink, I wanna say, vinyl purse? Just dying to get my cigarettes...
do i still find these funny because of nostalgia or are they actually funny i can't tell i know in the early internet it was the funniest shit ever
>>220173480WHATCHA TALKIN’ ‘BOUT WE AIN’T SEEN NO- dayum…. Wut? ooohah-*pop*
>>220163011holy cow I'm totally going so fast AW FUCK!