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Why are you letting this kino flop?
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>>220163034
Should've cast messi.
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>>220163034
Watched it, was pretty good. Sad lack of nudity
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>>220163769
funded by saudis of course they aren't gonna parade arab women naked
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Saudis have no taste.
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>>220163034
Literally never heard of it before now.
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>>220163806
Every movie needs full-frontal female nudity
It is strange it is titled "Desert Warrior" and it presents like this guy is the lead when he is barely in the movie and it isn't his story at all
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why casted colored captain american?
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>>220163887
>I do not go to movie theater
THen why are you here?
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>>220163034
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>>220163034
>funded by the Saudis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Bj5c6jJps
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>>220164279
Dialogue makes it clear he isn't local
>are you going to go home?
>I don't think I can
Something like that, anyway its clear he's here because he left whatever situation he can't go back to
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>>220164279
he was only cast because the Saudis thought the mcunigger would bring in an American audience for some reason.
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>>220163959
give those dreamers european passports now!
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>>220163034
oh yeah Antony mackie, this will be a huge hit!
it would probably fare better with a nobody
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I need to know if he does that zesty smirk he does in most roles before I watch.
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>>220163034
I don't like blacks or muslims
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>Curved Sword status?
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first time I hear of it
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>>220165181
>it would probably fare better with a nobody
Agreed. The dude just doesn't have that something that makes a leading actor.
He just feels...cheap.
Like I'm watching a made-for-tv-movie that just lucked out to have a larger budget but kept the same actors.
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>>220166003
Well, he isn't the lead in this movie. His character is barely in it and barely needed for the story to happen
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would have fared better if it was called Dessert warrior
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I was actually interested in this, I've been wanting people to make historicals in more diverse(aka not post colonial america or post roman europe for the trillionth time) settings for a while now and this seemed like it could be a breath of fresh air, had no idea it already came out. Did anyone actually see it? How was it?
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>>220166404
It was good. Plot moved along nicely, different tribes coming together against the empire was nice, fun costuming and interesting big finally battle
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>>220163034
So what? Oil money will recuperate that in a week
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>>220163034
DO BETTER
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Honestly you could make a kino movie about the muslim conquest. That shit where 2 armies would send a champion out to duel before battle happened all the time back then.
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Who is this movie for?
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Arabs don't like black people
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They got the wrong Don Juan.
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>>220163034
every anon in this thread must reply to me with a hot arab actress NOW
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>>220167389
no one does besides amerimutts
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>black muslim
Is there anything worse
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>>220163034
it can never be the Beduin of DUNE.
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>>220167536
its pre-islamic setting (surprisingly) thoughever
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>>220167536
woman of any sort
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>>220166258
So he’s just the Matt Damon like in Great Wall?
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anthony mackie has a very successful career and im struggling to get past phone screens
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>>220167965
The story is about the princess/queen, his character shows up a few times but he's only needed the first time
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>>220163034
Who even care enough to review bomb this shit? Angry muslims that think movies are haram?
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>>220163034
When will they admit that anthony mackie is not a movie star? The Falcon is.
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>>220163899
Is it good though?
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>>220169008
Most reviews are from saudi so probably. Idk what they're saying since jewmdb requires you to create an account before you can read reviews.
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>>220165882
shattered
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>>220163034
>Blackence of Arabia
No thanks. Is this just the arabs copying the jews’ tax write off scam?
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>>220171042
more likely it's the jews scamming a bunch of money out of the arabs.
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>>220163034
>150M budget
Yeah right, this was a very poor money laundering scam from the saudis, they're supposed to make it less obvious
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>>220171539
Is this zoomed in?
Looks like every scene is 20% too tight.
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>>220163034
A movie no one has ever heard of flops? How did that happen?
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>>220167458
I like black people. Black girls, especially. But the guys I met were alright, too.
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I dont think brown people need any more inspiration to run around swinging blades.
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>Dessert warrior
don't mind if i do
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>>220163769
Yeah, I liked it, too. I had some criticisms of the editing and unnecessarily nonlinear narrative, but it was overall quite enjoyable, and it covered a subject I knew absolutely nothing about.
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>>220163929
this, and
>>220171539
this
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>>220166404
It’s bretty good.
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>>220163034
Why is this nigger such an anti-draw? He's a fine actor, but nothing he stars in seems to be a success
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anything with saudi prefix is money laundering for the jews
recently they (((invested))) over 30b into sam altman's company after stories about how ludicrously unprofitable it is surfaced
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Kudos to whoever talked someone into throwing money at this. They are probably genuinely talented at lying their ass off.
Who the fuck is this made for?
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>>220163034
this post is the first time i have ever heard about this movie
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>>220168014
>The story is about the princess/queen, his character shows up a few times but he's only needed the first time
To black and impregnate the princess with BBC?
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>>220163034
Good. Fuck the Saudis and their child raping terroristic family.
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>>220163034
Saudi's can afford to take the L.
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>>220167438
nice try



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