How did every US late night show go from actually making jokes to just humorlessly reading the latest DNC talking points du jour?Who watches this shit?
>>220163768Turns out the bisexual senile pedophile is easy to riff jokes on.
>>220163768Left to right>probably chill to hang out with irl>definitely chill to hang out with irl>probably annoying to hang out with irl, while seeming chill at first>you probably talk to him for awhile at a party but he wanders off in the middle of your sentence while smiling through his teeth and pretending he’s not trying to get away from you>you pretend you didn’t spend 4 years as his roommate in college when you see him buying groceries
Because only boomer libshits watch them. Boomer republicans only watch Gutfeld now, if they're even up that late.
>>220163829you jews are projecting about bisexuality now too huh
>>220163768they figured turning into de facto televangelists for leftists was a simpler and more reliable business model
>>220163768John Oliver's show is made for this though. He doesn't have guests and doesn't always do skits. The other 4, idk. I stopped watching. I can't stand MAGA and MAGAtards, but I also don't want to hear "jokes" about it all day either. It's all so exhausting. I watch TV to get away from this stuff.
>>220163768Those 5 are >90% the same person and they all make me wanna barf.
>>220163768Take the Gutpill
>>220164529I've never heard of this zogslopper in my entire life
>>220164150
>>220163915Fat Kimmel was definitely chill
>>220163768they're just steering into their audience, which is 99% liberal boomers
>>220163768I forget the name of the second from the right (the one right next to John Oliver) but I remember him being one of the more annoying and condescending ones
>>220163768Obsessed, you lost pedo
>>220163768Simple. Rage = revenue
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>>220163829If Biden was so easy to joke about then why didnt they?
>>220163768I couldn't watch The Late Show With Stephen Colbert anymore when Trump was first elected. It's just a nasty jab, he's way worse than Kimmel.
>>220163829a good comedian wouldn't focus solely on such an easy target. they are hacks looking for cheap laughs
>>220163768>who watches this shitDying boomers, they’re just the gay liberal version of Fox News at this point
>>220164584So you believe that Trump sucked Clinton off in 2004 to get the apprentice I guess?
>>220164150>calls someone whos insulting trump, the biggest supporter of jews and israel in the world, a jewyou couldnt be any more braindead.
>>220163768the republican TV host didn't get the gig maybe. I don't know. it's hard to say
>>220168171Yes anon, they own both sides of this narrative full stop, we’ve been trying to tell you for decades but you just seem to be so steadfast in believing that broadcast television comediennes have your best interest at heart
>>220168171Don't look up what percentage of Jews voted Democrat in 2024
>>220167933YOU SICK FUCK
>>220168263don't look up what President was finally stupid enough to attack Iran for Israel
>>220168312Don't look up who called Iran "America's Greatest Adversary" in a 60 minute interview back in 2024
>>220167933AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
>>220168346Don't look up what party managed to not attack Iran (or any other country literally) despite being in control of the military for the entire 4 years prior to Trump's term
>>220163970Oderus Urungus made frequent appearances on Gutfeld's old show.
>>220163768as far as colbert goes, wikileaks proved he's literally a paid dnc shill
>>220168312Bush attacked Iraq for them, Obama attacked Syria and Libya for them, Biden just let them destroy gaza wily nilly and ignored the Ukraine Russian war for them. Why can’t you fags accept that both sides are complicit here?
>>220168512red eye was the shit mang
>>220168596It's incredible how you make the rest of this post and then frame Biden's unwillingness to get involved in foreign conflicts as somehow just as bad as actual conducting war for Israel. What happens to a person to get you this fucked in the head?
11 years ago, I was in the same room as Colbert, Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Adam Driver, Daisy Ridley, and Oscar Isaac. AMA
>>220168661He and many other politicians on both sides had children working for a Ukrainian energy company to funnel money out of Ukraine. You chose to ignore that because only one side can be bad, yes it’s depressing and shitty that trump started another war despite him running on being a peace candidate. That’s a legitimate problem that needs to be dealt with. But pretending that the democrats are the ones to do it is childish
>>220169226>uh actually Biden is just as bad as the people invading countries and spending billions for Israel because, well, uh...his kid had a sketchy job for a Ukranian company or somethingJust stop dude this was over several posts ago
I watched Jon Stewarts show back in the day. Im not politically aligned with him, but he was actually engertaining and funny most of the time. I think he genuinely believed the things he was saying. Colberts republican satire show was funny sometimes, but it everytime ive seen him recently he is just seeting and repeating the party lines. Colberts show seems like straight up propaganda. I actually liked some of his old stuff like Strangers with candy.
>>220168171it's like how leftoids will shit on whites and christians all the time. It's a safe way to present yourself as a rebel while still being 100% in lockstep with the system, upholding the status quo. Rightoids will call you a jew if you oppose jewish puppets or jewish policies. It's how they present themselves as dissidents while making sure no genuine dissident positions make their way into the right-wing sphere. The only time they DON'T call someone a jew is when it's an actual jew, usually on the Republican side, who has real power, and is doing something harmful to white people, then they'll suspiciously ignore them or outright support them - Curtis Yarvin and his influence network, for example.
>>220169416>sending billions of dollars of tax payer money to Ukraine and in exchange they send millions to your personal accounts is no big deal.
>>220169416Anon he gave Israel billions when they started their war in Gaza. Was obamas vp when he destroyed Syria and Libya for Isreal and wrote the fucking patriot act. But you only care when the puppets in red do bad stuff, you’re just batter spouses lashing out to defend your daddy and never question what you’re not supposed to Can I also just say that I get that these shows aren’t watched by anyone here, but it’s pretty sad for the people who constantly defend this slop never posting anything they like from any of it. Like seriously you’re just here for the propaganda?
>>220169627haha this, good thing donald trump nor any of his family like his son in law jared kushner have personally profited from his presidencies or gotten special kickbacks due to the policies done to foreign counties unlike sleepy joe and crackhead hunter haha
>>220168661every American president has wanted to start a war with Iran and invade them. It's just that most of them had the wherewithal to check how the war game simulations went and noped the fuck out. Trump is exceptional in the sense that he is so narcissistic and gullible, and such an unabashed philosemite that he actually followed through with it, thinking it would be another lightning quick Venezuela style regime change operation.Bush invaded Afghanistan and Iraq. I think they were trying to establish two staging points, one from the north and one from the south, for an Iran invasion but they couldn't reliably hold those regions. Trump's attempt might have even worked. The idea was to arm rebels, crash the currency, start a riot and then cause general chaos. America was moving its resources into the region but showed up late. They were expecting the riots to continue for weeks but Iran managed to shut down the rebel's starlink communications and by the time America showed up, Iran had restored order. Israel decided to do it anyway, without a real plan and Trump, of course, went along for the ride, and here we are.
>>220163768>go fromthis was your mistake OP sorry about your condition
I dont get the point, it’s not like Trump is gonna be suddenly not president
>>220170474>I dont get the point, it’s not like Trump is gonna be suddenly not presidentWhat if he dies of a heart attack or something?
>>220163768Two day special operation ivan? Hmmm?Shouldn't have provoked Zelensky. Slava Ukraine.
>>220163768by trump being an open traitor destroying america from within at the behest of russia and israeli jews
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>>220167933@FBI@PATEL@NINTENDOCOME LOOK AT THIS
>>220169226found the russian shill, this website is infested with them
>>220170573remember this website is run by russian jannies that protect these shills and selectively enforce the site's rules to their advantage of spreading propaganda and lies
>>220163915The middle alcoholic one is the only chill one there what in the fuck are you talking about
>>220164582He had a bit about a male stewardess helping a woman give birth on a flight. The punchline was it was the only time he has ever seen a vagina. It made me laugh.
>>220170618>>220170651kill yourself immediately.
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Faggot commies trying to do the 'jews bad' thing in order to I don't know, manipulate chuds? Is so eternally gay
>>220163768Obama changed the Smith-Mundt act to allow using propaganda against US citizens. You will notice that Trump does not actually care as this is still in effect.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smith%E2%80%93Mundt_Act
>>220168501Dem side of the jew coin funds terrorism like ISIS and antifa. The parties take turns working in tandem. People are still fucking retards apparently and will constantly fight each other instead of their enemies.
>>220174799Did this actually change anything. Television and news has been brainwashing for decades.
>>220175085Yes it means they can outright make shit up while purportedly reporting facts. You're probably not old enough to remember but things like CNN used to be respected.
>>220175190>things like CNN used to be respected.The same outlets that reported outright lies to get America involved in stuff like Iraq?They were respected because people were clueless, not because they were honest.
>>220163829but they never made fun of Joe Biden
>>220175190propaganda does not mean "make shit up," it's any media used to influence people
>>220175359Of which, making shit up is a subset. Yes the truth is the best propaganda, it's why it is censored by every company in existence.
>>220175085Before the CIA used to have to disseminate misinformation through different networks for the reporters to pick up “naturally”, now CIA agents just work for news and entertainment networks directly. Have you not noticed how many more “former” agents are now on different news shows?
>>220176930Ok. What difference does that make?
>>220163768At least they're diverse!
>>220163768cia status....for youniggers status....shiiieetglow in the dark status.....car is running
Why do you guys conflate leftists with the Democratic party like 9/10 times lol
>>220169704You should run for office, you're also pretty good at ducking the point. Yes Trump bad, the point is that Biden bad too. Both sides corrupt. Grug understand?
>>220177689Democrats desire total state control and socialism. Just because Republicans have stood in the way and prevented the consummation of that doesn't mean they don't want it. They just lie and put on a good face about common sense and moderation while doing everything they can to nationalize whatever possible and jack state spending up to 100% of GDP.
>>220164529Gutfeld is the same unfunny, committee approved shit, but he targets the Left instead of the Right. The only political commentators not beholden by Jews are the ones not allowed on YouTube and Spotify.
>>220168171jews are disloyal fucking kikes because he gives them everything and all they do is shit on him in return.
>>220177689chuds are not very smart. look who they elected, mr Israel
>>220170566>Wow look at those facts being reported How stupid are you people?
>>220177708>least psyop'd chuddie
>>220177713trump is blackmailed with the kid fucking lol that's why. plus he's afraid to get assassinated by mossad
>>220177733>your "wild west free state" sir
>>220174649He looks so happy and in his element.
>>220177760you're a talking point bot
>>220177713>>220177746crazy how far MAGA cultists will go to invent excuses for the fact that Zion Don is just another bought and paid for shill for Israel and corporatist interests
>>220177802Do you consider Jews to be white or no?
>>220177867Judaism is a religion, not a race
>>220163768Craig ferguson and Jay leno were the last true late night show hosts. Everyone else is just politically correct jewlywood plant garbage
>>220167933Qrd?
>>220164150>you jews are projecting about bisexuality now too huhTrump loves jews, anon
>>220169496jon leibowitz is a huge fking retard and part of the reason our politics are fked up
>>220177906How can a religious group be more prone to tay sachs disease?
>>220167933>7933not even close
>>220163829>Turns out the bisexual senile pedophile is easy to riff jokes onDidn't seem like it.
>>220178265Because simply being Jewish doesn't predispose you to it, use your brain. There's obviously people who exist in a particular geographic location with common genetic ancestry that results in predisposition to certain diseases, but that doesn't correspond to a religion. For example, Asian people are more likely to be born with the capacity to distend their stomachs, but a white American cannot suddenly claim to be Japanese and make himself more likely to develop that genetic peculiarity.
Honestly sick to death of leftists pretending to hate Jews, because they think Jews are white and therefore are white conquerors oppressing the poor brown folk.If you mention the Talmud, or the Kabbalah, or bring up any statistics, they'll still scream ANTISEMITE at you.
>>220178437FYI the reason I'm using an ethnicity as an example is because there is no other religious group that simultaneously identifies as an ethnic group on this planet.
>>220178437>For example, Asian people are more likely to be born with the capacity to distend their stomachs, but a white American cannot suddenly claim to be Japanese and make himself more likely to develop that genetic peculiarityThat's my point. Ashkenazi Jews are a real ethnic group
>>220178500Jew is the religion, and the jews have gone to great lengths to equate religion with ethnicity in their case and their case alone as one of their many attempts to exceptionalize themselves and make their religion untouchable. It's preamble for their blanche carte to do and say whatever the fuck they want, stop worshiping kikes and focus on saving your country and people.
>>220178458>Honestly sick to death of leftists pretending to hate Jews, because they think Jews are white and therefore are white conquerors oppressing the poor brown folk.Uh, anon. This is the issue that caused the left to turn on Israel, and subsequently "intersectionality" to collapse in on itself. Don't interrupt your enemy when they're making a mistake.
>>220178532Me knowing they're an ethnic group doesn't make them special to me. If anything it makes me acknowledge that they'll never be one of my people.
>>220177112>what difference does making the entirety of the news media complicit in intelligence agency lies rather than a few at the top People like you are why Trump got elected
>>220178458I feel the same way about people being anti-government while Trump is in charge. I just know a huge majority of people that are against government expansion (under Trump) will go right back to sucking off government actions as soon as he is gone.
>>220178547>the left turned on Israel!right, not forgetting all the leftists who hate Israel but still love Jews, and say "Not all Jews are Zionists!" and even "But Seth Rogan is an atheist!"they're all just pretenders and posers following the latest trends
The best thing about right-wingers becoming social pariahs is that it was entirely self-inflicted on their part
>>220178253100%, man the early 2000s were such a godawful era
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>>2201680241. Biden isn't a hateful person worth hate 'watching'2. Biden is smarter and less egotistical to publicly decry jokes on his account
/leftypol/ isn't sending their best.
>>220164529Gutfeld is as unfunny as them.
>>220179341AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
>>220179724It’s funny seeing this image posted while you actively defend a pedophile. But as I know you know corruption in our government only happens under Trump and all the war crimes our other presidents have committed were just oopsies of nice men. Once again faggots like you are why Trump was elected, soulless nothings that have no expectations of our leaders
>>220180072>It’s funny seeing this image posted while you actively defend a pedophile.He's not defending Trump you retard
>>220180072I'm as Slav as it can get, and it's way easier for me and my senpaitachi to objectively see the whole picture in your godforsaken nation full of psychopaths praying on the psychotic minions who only have fear and hate in their heart - and you're probably one of themAlso>soulless nothings that have no expectations of our leadersHoly projection m9, you joy on cruelty and being as fake as you can get with your contrarian personality that's doing no favors for progression to be hadYou're a ghoul, nothing more
>>220180190The democrats have literally stolen their last three primaries and their voters literally just stay with them like whipped dogs. I don’t care about people that feel that mental illness is a culture and should push uncertainty onto children to the benefit of pharmaceutical companies. I don’t care about people that have performative empathy to the point of being suicidal and I don’t care about people that assume about me despite me just wanting my dollar to be what it was worth 30 years ago
>>220163768Don't think anyone does.
