After living with a woman for four years, I relate with Al.
>>220172390Your mother and grandmothers should be enough to prepare your for Alhood.
>>220172390I'm 33 and never dated women. From all my casual interactions l've aways felt like in the end they are all vanity and don't give a literal shit about you beside social status and financial security
>>22017239010y together and two kids later I literally cannot have sex with my wife. Sheer thought is repulsive. It's making her very passive aggressive, hope she soon cheats and dumbs me so I can get out of this purgatory.
>>220174027Bingo.
>>220174027>I'm 33 and never dated womenI'm so jealous, holy shit.
>>220174074I've been with my girl for 8 years. Engaged but not married and no kids. I still enjoy having sex with her but will that disappear as soon as we make the commitment?
>>220174074Same scenario with me, except I am worried that if we do seperate there would be some random guy living with her in a few months. My kids are both under 10, so that thought terrifies me.
>>220174074>>220174393Maybe married people should learn to masturbate to porn. Especially if they already have kids. Problem solved.
>>220174027I believe some women are capable of love
>it's another Sunday being wasted on visiting the in-laws
>>220174404Yeah thought of some other dude fucking my wife after divorce doesn't bother me at all but idea of some other asshole living with my kids makes me angry.
>>220174074>>220174404What went wrong? Why can't you guys fuck your wives?
>>220174404I've yet to meet a woman who doesn't cry super hard for a day and then immediately move on to another guy
>>220174393>EngagedLet me know when the divorce is happening.
>>220174457either the wives got fat or the anons have madonna-whore complex
>>220174413>pornNah that's exactly what turns you into a greener-grass chasing chud. If your wife is the only sexual stimuli in your life, your more likely to be attracted to her when you are in the mood. Masturbation is for boys, not men.
>>220174457She nags and whines all day and expects you to iniate and do all the work. Oh yeah plus 30lbs of "baby weight".
>>220174448>visiting the in-lawsCouldn't be me.
>>220174027>don't give a literal shit about you beside social status and financial securityI'm 37 and I have a job at a top company in my country. Girls I went to high school that wouldn't give me the time back in the day now are sending me messages on fucking Linkedin.So far I have responded the grand amount of zero messages.Fuck them.
>>220174506the nagging and whining will stop if you fuck her really well.take a deep breath, close your eyes and get to work.t. knower
Fact is a woman's body is the only thing of value that she possesses. The next time you interact with a woman, ask yourself, would I still want to spend time and be friends with this person if she had the exact same personality but was a man instead? 100% of the time, the answer will be no.
>>220174483You don't need a divorce from engagement, dummy. She just hands the ring back.
one of my coworkers is so annoying i'm worried her husband will actually kill her one dayhere are some of her gems from within the last couple of weeks>husband has more days off than me and he pisses me off when he takes them on random wednesdays to take a break from work and just lie around at home>we can't afford a new bathroom but i nag him because i want a nicer one and if he really wanted to to please me, he'd find a way (they have a baby on a way and recently bought a new car)>my husband's friends are such losers, my girlfriends are much better than them, i don't know why they're still single while his friends are in relationshipshow do normies get stuck living in these nightmares? is this really better than dying alone?
>>220174506This is why you should have married a fat girl. At least then you won't be disappointed when she inevitably puts on weight.
>>220174594he means that they're still happy because they're only engaged and that will change after marriage
>>220174594Not what I meant. The fact that he(or you) even proposed means you're going to marry her, eventually end up like the other miserable men, and complain about the lack of sex and fights.
>>220174603Holy fuck. Bitch better be worth it.
>>220174603>>we can't afford a new bathroom but i nag him because i want a nicer one and if he really wanted to to please me, he'd find a wayL O L. Nothing breaks a man's psyche like a nagging HGTV fueled retarded woman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxUY-99TPRY
>>220174644>>220174603She doesn't need a new bathroom, she just needs to clean it.
>>220174603He should after the baby is born and she won't change for the better (doubt.jpg)
>>220174728Yet she will nag the husband to do it or tell him to hire a maid.
>>220174772Chris Watts 2: Electric Boogaloo
>>220174437Show me one and I'll give you the world.
>>220174437Delusional. My gf was loyal to me for 6 years, listened to me, respected me, never took the jab, stuck by me at my lowest, etc. The minute we moved to her hometown to take care of her mom, she changed into a dumpy fat bitch with an idiot problem. I still remember the day she broke down crying saying, "If you ever left me I wouldn't care, because my "loser pothead unemployed friends" would take your spot and I'll be fine." These people are loyal to a degree and fuck you over at the drop of a hat. Now I'm fucked looking for a way out of here.
>>220174668based and homely wife pilled
>>220174603Stuff like this makes me a little thankful for being born neurodivergent.
>>220174892Damn nigga just leave.
>>220174937It's not that easy. It will cost me 3-4 grand to move back to my home state. We were supposed to get married and inherit the house, which was the whole point of caring and living with her sick mom.
>>220174892Your situation sounds similar to mine but if she ever said that about me, I'd be out. I've put up with a lot for her but only because I know she still loves and respects me. No reason staying with someone who sees you as nothing.
>>220174957Stay strong, dude. If I was in your position I would've discretely packed up my belongings and vanished into the night.
>>220174979They only thing keeping me going is being able to workout to have some time to myself to relieve stress.
>find out chick I was chasing got married and has a hyphenated last namewew lads, dodged a fucking bullet.
>>220174074Based deadbeat
>>220174437that's a very bold claim.
>>220174621What a miserable fucking bitch you are. You know some people are happy to be married, right?
>>220174892thats on you for having a girlfriend of 6 years and never proposing or giving her busy work (children) you expect her to be loyal while you refuse commitment and then cry about it like a bitch. Fumbled your chance at having a family, most people only get one single shot at those.
>>220175066kek
>>220172390How did a boomer show from the 90s predict AI?
>You look lonely
>>220177007hate these normie jokes and my name isn't even alfredo
>>220174937I left the gf at a restaurant abroad onceShe came straight back, I was barely back at the hotel for 10 minutes before she returnedShe was furious but I recovered it
>>220174957>>220175001Kek. Get fucked, jackass. Letting her get in such an advantageous position is pure stupidity on your end, faggot.
>>220177668>>220174957while i wouldn't be so harsh, i definitely agree that you should never be reliant on any bitch or a job. i've got savings enough to last me for like 5-6 years if i got fired tomorrow, two years if you don't count investments. cut it down by six months if you have to factor in moving costs, cut it down by another six months or even a year if you're going to be a rentoid and you've still got six months to get back on your feet.just start stashing money and working towards a goal like that, adjust the periods based on your actual costs. if you have a good relationship with your family and can just go back to them without having to worry about a place to live or having to feed yourself for every meal, just a few months of being a frugal kike should be enough. maybe a year or two if you don't have the option.
>>220174027Nah, woman love you and always want you to do stuff with them even mundane shit. I want alone time so bad.
>>220177824this has been my experience as well.a married friend of mine's wife makes him watch shit like the bachelor(or is it bachelorette?) or hell's kitchen together every night, he's able to sneak in a night of alone time every once in a while to watch spartacus. since it's a show we both like he calls me up every time he gets a chance to do it, so we can discuss the episode he just saw. two months since he started the new season, he's at episode six, so i guess he gets slightly less than one evening per week to himself. honestly a better rate than i would have expected based on seeing other couples.
>>220177668honestly this. >whaaa I made my life hell and I'm too embarrassed to fix it but at leas I get to work outCouldn't even torture this out of me, even on an anonymous forum.
>>220175066Mines not even hypenating my name into hers. Even though she doesnt like her dad who's last name she has.
>>220177896>marriage means....we need to like and watch the same TV showsI think the biggest problem is that most people are lied about what marriage even is. Who fucking cares about this, this is a nonissue. It's TV.
>>220177946Anon tv is the pinnacle of most peoples lives
>>220177946I don’t want to spend time with people I have nothing in common with.
lol lmao at the lives of some married guys around here>live in my own house (family inherited property)>wife has aspergers and had 0 social life before me >been together for five years, married for three>don't do any actual work, make some money from my art>wife earns big bucks from her corporate IT job and gets me everything I want>have sex multiple times a day>have a designated 8 hour window every day all to myself (from 10pm - 6am), sleep till noon, no alarms, no chores>wife loves me dearly and says she is the luckiest girl in the world
I felt like this too OP until she left me 5 weeks ago and took my kids 23 hours away. Now I want to die every day. I finally stopped crying about a week ago. I would do anything to talk to her even if she just tells me I'm a fucking idiot and she hates me. I have no idea when I'll see my kids again. She'll probably never smile at me again. 20 years down the drain because I was a drunk fucking idiot.
>>220177946yeah it's insanely weird to me but most of them really seem to believe this. of the dozens of women i've known beyond a casual relationship, i can only think of a couple who believed in partners in a relationship getting to do their own thing in terms of hobbies and interests, and of course they were locked down in decade long relationships with the same guy since high school or the first year of college.most think>i need to force you to do everything together or else it isn't a loving relationship>i don't see a point in watching this show without my bf so i won't watch anything unless my bf agrees to watch it
>>220172390I lived with a woman for four months, and it's made me give up relationships entirely. No fucking way do I want that shit again. I'd rather be single for life and enjoy my time.
>>220177993you can have things in common with your partner that aren't related to hobbies or taste in mediain fact, those things are generally more meaningful than hobbies and taste in media
>>220174074I can sympathize. t. 8 years together
>>220178003shouldn't living a happy life give you a more benevolent attitude towards the less fortunate? why did it make you gloat over their fates and mock them?
>>220174457It's just boring to fuck the same woman over and over and over, dude. That part of the show was 100% spot on. Virgins just don't get it.
>>220178053They're really not. Imagine living your life for another person.
>>220178041What happened?
>>220178143>They're really notwhat things are really not what? you can't really be saying that compatible traits unrelated to hobbies or taste in media are less meaningful than ones that are>Imagine living your life for another personcan you clarify which part of my post this response is referring to?
Bros since this hasn't been deleted:>buddy's wife recommends her friend to me>text and call her before we meet, she's super sweet, genuine, a teacher (plus in my book because I want kids, also want her to homeschool them eventually, also summers off)>super friendly, you'd think she's overly sweet but she's just a nice woman who's been raised well, Christian (formerly Catholic)>she says things like "i love that you you" and I've always heard that as a cynical thing but I can tell she 100% means it, she's always punctual for dates and is great at moving the conversation forward unlike 99% of women. Only issue is she's 32 (older than me) and not the hottest girl ever laid eyes on. If I had to be really cruel and objective I'd say a 5/6. But I'm also probably a 5/6 if I'm being honest and have been out of the gym for a month. We've gone out 4 times and she wants to keep seeing me. How do you get over shit like looks? I'm old and want to get married and this girl checks a ton of boxes and I'm way less insecure compared to my last relationship because I can tell she's into me vs me jerstermaxxing for attention (like other relationships).
>>220178218found out women fart and shit. disgusting. god went too far with that one
>>220178249NO THEY DON'T, STOP SPREADING THIS POPPYCOCK AT ONCE!
>>220178003>has a fuck maid/momCongrats I guess, but that doesn't sound fulfilling to me. No kids? Do you like your wife outside of sex and money? 10pm-6am are when most adults with jobs sleep, what do you do all night? And finally, do you watch pornography?
>>220178231Does she have a big ass or big tits? That helps
>>220178300she dresses pretty modestly (which is also a plus) but last 2 dates I noticed her tits are pretty big desu.
>>220178231you listen to the wise words of Robert Mitchumhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3N2OYpEAnCQ
>>220174457imagine only getting to jerk off to the same picture every day except as the years go by the picture gets older, fatter, and resents you
>>220178231i don't know your exact situation, but i guess i'd ask myself two questions>do we actually have chemistry in our conversationsmeaning does she appreciate your humor, is it easy to talk to her, do you find yourself being earnest with her, as opposed to hiding your power level>do i actually want to have sex with her and would i have sex with her if she gained ten kilosif she's just a broad that's nice to you that you aren't excited about at all, give it another couple of dates and if nothing's changed, just break it off.
>>220178376are you not fatter too, and older? why does your wife resent you? what do you think sex is for in marriage? why the fuck did you get married
>>220174506Someone post the pic of the Amish guy with a fat wife and 10 kids. Get rid of your phone and tv.
>>220178294yeah, I do. We spend evenings together, have outings every week and generally are on the same wavelength regarding values and future plans. I do find it funny that without having a regular wageslave job people call life 'unfulfilling' (You're not the first), I paint, I write, I photograph, I hike and exercise, I read, cook, etc., I have way more interests and activities that I partake in than just about anyone I knowI do watch porn.
>>220178376Don't end up like me bro this last month with her and the kids gone is the worst thing that's ever happened to me. I can't even kill myself now because I'm a dad. All I had to do was be nicer and pay attention to her and now nobody in the world loves me.
>>220178408>meaning does she appreciate your humor, is it easy to talk to her, do you find yourself being earnest with her, as opposed to hiding your power levelWe have a lot, surprisingly so, in common and it's only been 4 dates but I find myself increasing my interest just from the interactions and appreciating her. I haven't revealed my full power level of course, because it's early I've opened up more. >do i actually want to have sex with her and would i have sex with her if she gained ten kilosYes, I get boners around her etc. especially when touching to being close like our 3rd date (and noticed her big boobs).
>>220172390This clip gets more relatable every yearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkq5BraESgY
>>220178456well your post was>I have an autistic wife who makes me money, buys me stuff, and I get to stay up all night by myself plus I have sex with her during the dayIt sounded like a teenager wrote it.
>>220178456i'll ask again, since you ignored my first question. if you're so fulfilled and happy, why did you come here to mock and belittle people who are less happy than you?
>>220178003genuinely what kind of art do you do? you obviously don't have to share anything that could oust you on this shithole but i'd be impressed even if it's cartoon porn solely because of the age of slop. obviously legitimate industry work is better but whateveri can only vaguely believe this because asperger bitches love male artists, especially if she's one of those autists who have gay fantasy OCs. that shit is like crack to them, once you put their fantasies into a tangible form, you're in
>>220178132Imagining different women or cheating helps a lot
>>220178483i don't really get your dilemma then. if you can have a decent conversation and she makes you want to put penis in vagina, what's the problem? she's not a 10/10? is that really the whole issue that's giving you pause?
>>220177824That's not love, that's control and sociopathy
>>220178559oil painting, a lazier/shittier version of classical romanticism + impressionismnothing great, just decent enough to get by chicks do love artists, that is true
>>220178578>she's not a 10/10? is that really the whole issue that's giving you pause?As shallow as it sounds, yes. How do I fix this? I know that she's a high-quality woman. For all the things I've listed and I'd even wager she's a virgin, while I am not. How do I kill this vanity in me?
>>220178003>8 hour window every day all to myself (from 10pm - 6am),bro that's night
>>220178523its funny>>220178520fair, my bad
>>220178606idk, try to get her going to the gym with you or eating the same food as you so she gets more fit, that's all i got
I'd rather be getting a good blowjob twice a week than have a meal on time every day.
>>220178606Face it, you're not into her. Your marriage will be a lie
>>220178594>nothing great, just decent enough to get by >chicks do love artists, that is trueSee, this is confusing to me. You say>man I'm so fulfilled because I get to stay up late and eat pizza while my mom, I mean wife sleeps!but also>my shitty art gets me by (thankfully my mom-wife pays for things)And why does it matter if "chicks" (boomer) love artists. You're married. I feel like I'd be repulsed by you if I ever met you IRL. I smell arrested development.
>>220178669sounds like the cope train has rolled in
>>220178668What would being into her look like to you?
>>220178693on this, we are all in agreement.
>>220178702Not making posts on /tv/ about her describing her as a 5/10, 6/10
>>220178218>What happened?>barely any time to myself>want to just spend my day playing vidya and youtube while she wants to go out all the time>spends my evenings watching slop like bachelor and hell's kitchen>clogs my fucking bathroom every time she takes a showerAnd sex got pretty old. Living with a woman made me convinced to just never date again. I'll enjoy my time, doing what I fucking want to do.
>>220175001I feel for you, man. Looking forward to seeing you get through this and come out the other side a better, slightly jaded, person.Sorry you're going through this and getting insulted for sharing, you're strong though
>>220178726have you ever talked to other men about women? calm down
>>220178787>want to just spend my day playing vidya and youtubeIf you genuinely only want to do this, why the fuck would you get a relationship? Like what's going through your head when you agree to live with her while also wanting those things? Or did you just not consider it?
>>220178832Nah, you're asking for advice on how to find a 5/10 attractive. We don't know what she looks like, you called her a 5/10. The best you'll do, if you can't get over her looks, is settle for her and that won't end well.
>>220178951ok. how long have you been married for?
>>220178879It wasn't something planned. One day she decided to just move some of her shit over, then more and more. It's like illegal immigration, essentially.
>>220179065Do women really just move their shit over and decide to be your roommate?
>>220178003>>wife earns big bucks from her corporate IT job and gets me everything I wantenjoy being cuck rising boss' baby
>>220179065See zoomers, THIS is what have 0 frame looks like.
>>220179037>>220178951uh anon?
>>220174520>
This thread is fucking wild. Lmao. I’m 39, never been married at all, no kids and just continue to date sub-par women who are basically beneath me. I took a stripper to dinner the other night, if that gives you any idea where I am in my life. Kek
>This threadJust hold on some more years guys, they're coming
>>220172390Just wait until you actually have children.
I've never been in an actual relationship and that gets me down kinda frequently but these threads make me feel better :)
>>220180578same maybe im self destructive volcel virgin but at least I don't have so many burdens in life
My gf doesn't want me to eat her out or rub her clit; she just wants my dick in her mouth and pussy. She's a turbofeminist, which means she loves it when I force her to have sex and say dirty things and call her my slut. We don't want kids. She's also very agreeable to most stuff, she will almost never say no to any plan or any movie I propose. She enjoys mainstream and experimental both. Fat ass and big boobs. She's also slightly insane, but the more women I know, the more I realize they're all like that to a certain degree.
>>220180414so? even a robot would reject me. maybe especially.
>>220181087That doesn't sound awful
>>220180414They'd already be here if the manufacturers stopped chasing 3dpd and gave us silicone naughty bits with cute digital mobface screens.
>>220174393Asking for relationship advice on 4chan is like asking for legal advice in jail.
Lived with my mother for 25 years and no way in hell im going back to that
>>220179253yes, they'll move some of her stuff over, you have sex, so you don't care. this goes on until you are roommates and then the sex fades out
>>220174457I don’t really understand it either, maybe their wives are ugly or they watch too much porn? I’ve been with my wife 9 years and I still love fucking her and groping her ass and burying my face in her puss.
>>220181108Don't say that, robot girls will actually be able to love, unlike women>>220181188They're closer to videogame girls than 3dpd girls tho
Anybody else feel like they're just not wired for relationships?>37 yo khv>never wanted a gf because I have an extremely anti-social personality and trying to get a girl is just too much of a hassle>even if I did, I live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere and all the women in town are either overweight hicks or drug-addicts>not really content with life, but don't really see how getting a gf will improve it in any way.>If anything, it will only be an unwelcome imposition that takes away from what little personal time I have.Sometimes my family tries to talk me into looking for one, but I just keep telling them there's no point.
>>220178353grinning, fucking classic lmao
>>220181446Same with me. We've been together since 2009 and married for 10 years and have a kid. I still get rock hard if she even gives me a hug that lingers a bit.
>>220181617Pretty similar here. Even if I always thought that having a gf was a massive headache I did some attempts in the past but it became obvious I have no idea how basic relationships and affection works.Last time I tried to get close to a girl was 14 years ago. Since then a girl I used to work with hit on me and I noped hard, then an older girl at my current company was obviously interested and I avoided her.At this point the idea of having a gf doesn't even cross my mind.
>>220178376I have never saw someone make this analogy before and that is probably the best way to describe it to a virgin.I love blowjobs though and the sex is good but if I could one day just get blowjobs I would be fine with that but she wants to have sex because its the only way she cums she doesnt use toys or masturbate
>>220174501Wise words
>>220174892Should you not stick with her at her lowest? Address these issues at hand? Maybe shes not doing so strong mentally right now. Either way good luck man because I can relate to an extent
>>220180414There is zero appeal in a robot unless you're mentally ill. You could get a fuckdoll right now like some of the mentally ill people here who post about. I think I actually used to think future advanced robots would be nice at some point, influenced by media. But then you realize a dead, unconscious piece of plastic made to parasitically imitate a human being is both pointless and disturbing. It's an insult to life itself.
>>220178009Cant feel bad for you if you cheated dude.I have had no less than 8 solid opportunities that I could've engaged in and still havent.I work with a solid 10/10 latina with long beautiful curly hair and a tight body and she wants me badly and I can't because I have the love of my life. She loves me for me and I love her for she. I wish the woman would share me but shes not interested in other guys and I am not interested in sharing. The hardest part of being in a relationship is not cheating because I swear to god women didnt show actual interest in me until I was with her. I had a few flings but god dammit I have had to turn down so much the past 7 years and I just scream to the sky where were you 8 years ago.
>>220178231I was going to try to help you but then you started speaking like a zoomer so like you're on your own buddy
>>220178456Favorite type of porn?
>>220172390Don’t worry it gets worse
>>220182311Seriously. Any time people use those degenerate words I just ignore them.
>>220178606Have you tried watching less porn?
>>220174393When you tie the knot women finally feel free to let loose and become complete abusive psychos. When they know you can’t walk away for free anymore they turn into complete demons.
>>220174547> the nagging and whining will stop if you fuck her really well.Yeah for about 4 hours fucking retard. Just you wait.
Man I was sad about beinga wizard but in the past year a friend got divorced and now is blowing money constantly on OF whores, he even says he's in love with one. Another guy that was really loaded got divorced to and previously his wife was at the looney bin, with him paying the bills.Fucking shit last thing I need is more worries.
>>220178722Why does he bother you so much if you focused less on his artistic shenanigans and your preconceived notions of them and their legitimatacy and more on bettering your relationship with your mrs. Or finding you love at all you will find more fulfilling than arguing with him.At the end of the day he's either telling the truth or he's telling a lie. Who cares? If he's telling the truth, it seems he's genuinely happy in the situation that he's in right now, and it seems that the woman he's married to is also genuinely happy, but the situation she's in and if he's lying, he's lying. It's a you problem that in a thread full of people talking about their life experiences that you're going after a person for them talking about their life experiences honestly or at least where we can believe to potentially be honest, doesn't matter. Everything in this could be a lie. Every post could be a lie.
>>220174603Women are just so insanely petty. It does make the better at keeping house though because they fixate on the tiniest most trivial details. They will make sure every corner of every room is doing exactly what it needs to be doing to feel right to them in the moment.The problem is they are also incredibly fickle so the minute they have everything the way they like it they want to throw it all out and do it differently. They are little problem factories. They just constantly generate problems that they expect (You) to solve
>>220172390It's PARTIALLY because of shows like Married With Children, The Simpsons and other "gritty realistic family sitcoms" I decided as a kid that I would never get married or have kids. I'm thankful I never did. Family life seems so miserable. >You fell for le heckin' JEWISH PROPAGANDA!!1!No, I don't believe that. These later sitcoms were made as a reaction to wholesome shows like The Brady Bunch because boomers and gen x-ers were disgusted by happy families and wanted to see more "will they won't they divorce episodes" and "dumbass son breaks x thing and the family is in debt." And Matt Groening made The Simpson's because he "loved the American family." Every episode where Homer and Marge have their marriage on the rocks is always resolved at the last minute with some cheesy and hasty resolution. So, no, I didn't fall for some wicked plot by DA JOOS. I just see through the whole "toxic families are good and you need to stay in or start one... because you just DO, OKAY CHUD?" propaganda.
>>220172390This show should be distributed to cure incels who think chasing coochie will make them happy
>>220174969Women aren’t capable of love or respect.
>>220179065>mfw this thread but more specifically this post
>>220179927You're doing gods work anon
>>220178003>don't do any actual work, make some money from my artWhat kind of art? I've always been too hesitant to go professional for whatever reason.
>>220177638The redpills are right about the whole dread thing.If she’s ever secure enough to truly believe you can’t leave she will do the most unholy things to you just to relieve her own stress. You will become a little punching bag for her to displace all of her negative emotions.
>>220178594Sorry, I'm >>220182671 I should have read the other replies.
>>220174957Won't it cost you more to stay though.
>>220177993Holy shit dude you’re not even a real person what do you care?
Reminder that that anon's wife/gf/date/coworker/etc. is nowhere near as hot irl as you imagine in your head and that at least half this thread is a larp
>>220181087I hate the fact that mine hates having her pussy played with or eaten out. Shes super sensitive and just wants the d. Its funny when we first started dating she said she would never suck my balls and for years i didnt even bother trying to make her, however one day i did and now she loves sucking and licking my nuts. And even my taint which she said she aint licking the taint, but she did I also said from the get I wanted my bootyhole licked because i dont know the feel and it has to feel good if every dude in porn wants it done to them. Shes held onto no for some time but the past few weeks shes getting close to it and licking the bottom of my butt cheeks.My fiance was an absolute novice to sex. Somehow I'm 7 years on and sex is somehow getting better. Eventually this will plateau but I don't see it happening in the foreseeable future
>>220178003The problem with marrying a girl with zero friends is that as soon as she makes even one other friend there’s now a 50/50 chance she sees that they grass is greener and leaves you for them. I know two dudes who this happened to in the last two years. You’re going to need to keep your bitch locked in a tower like Rapunzel
>>220178231> a teacherRun
>>220182615Did your therapist call out sick today?
>>220182777Reminder women don’t stay hot
>>220182790Sex can always keep getting better and better. That’s never the issue.
>>220178132Roleplay can help. My current gf can roleplay a dumb bimbo quite well when she's in the mood, it's quite hot.So we have 3 types of sex basically:-lovery dovey sex-horny animalistic sex-bimbo fetish sexAll of that once a month basically (we're in our 40).I showed her a youtube porn parody about a step sister stuck in a washing machine and she started imitating the step to tease me, so I'm pretty sure I can push her into that direction too. But I like her innocence also (she never watched real porn), it's a delicate balance, I wouldn't want her to be too slutty either.
>>220174892I used to laugh at shit like this and believe it only happened to retards, but a similar thing happened to me at the 6 year mark, which is interesting. She started making conditions intolerable until I couldn't take it anymore and the relationship blew up, yet this somehow surprised her. Makes no fuckin' 'sense.The worst part isn't even the retardation of it all and the logistical/financial difficulties she caused both of us, but her refusal to talk about it after the breakup fight due to being "overwhelmed and unable to handle it". She said she would talk about it when she was ready, and that was *checks* 14 months ago. She's been living with one of her tard enabler friends and I moved back home.Honestly makes me never want to date another woman again, and I have actively avoided them since this happened. I don't even want sex.
>>220183264Ever heard of the "seven year itch"?
>>220174892>the minute we moved to her hometown I wonder if she reverted to an earlier version of herself. We all have different sides, many of which brought out by different groups with whom we associate. In some people the difference is subtle, in others more pronounced, but you’re definitely a different you with your grandma than with your drinking buddies. You were used to the version of your girlfriend that was crafted just for you, and then suddenly she found herself surrounded by family and early friendships, and those identities took over.
I want to be shrank to a few inches tall and made to worship’s Peggy’s feet.
>>220174027Holy cope, batman. Typical of incels "I didn't want it anyway". We can tell, anon.
>>220179695>posting the editShame on you anon.
>>220183687Thanks for my existence, Yakub
Theres also women out there that regardless of looks put out terrible sex.Dont get me wrong I want to fuck selma hayek especially in her prime, but if they are a bored uninspired fuck and a bad lay then all the bullshit you went through was worth fuckall other than saying you fucked a pretty face
>>220178128Because he's lying. That's why he responded to everyone except you, even though you were his first reply.I genuinely don't get where all these people are coming from and why they feel the need to make shit up when this isn't reddit. There's more and more of these fags all over the website.
>>220174830Lol
>>220183937the sad truth is that the better looking a woman is the less effort she puts into sex. the only exceptions are the extremely mentally ill (even by women standards)
I'm 6 years married with mine, she gained 60 lbs after the kid and hasn't lost any of it. She's also abrasive, full of anxiety, and half an invalid. She's still the best I'm going to do and she actually seems to love me for being me, which is an otherwise alien experience for me.
>>220183018Link to the porn parody?
>>220178003Enjoy her meeting a guy at work who is more handsome and successful than you, which is extremely likely, because it seems like you've given up and don't care about that. Also, you're on 4chan which means you at the very least see porn ads every day, weakening your bond with her. I truly do wish you luck because you have a unicorn. But you're squandering it being here and doing what you say you do.
>>220179253Yeah, essentially. It made me decide to literally never want to deal with women again. If by some miracle I fuck one, I will stay the fuck away and no contact. I do not want womeme interrupting my fairly happy lifestyle.
>>220182247Well I didn't
>>220174892damn some quality replies>>220183482>>220176684>>220182040>>220183264
>>220176684This guy is 100% true and that's likely exactly why nobody refutted him.
>>220183264WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DATING WOMEN FOR 6+ YEARS, NOT HAVING KIDS AND NOT GETTING MARRIED?!
>>220174603Can men stop blaming women for their own inability to choose a partner who isn't a useless, annoying cunt of a harpy?>I MARRIED A CUNT AND NOW MY LIFE SUCKS AHHHHHHH SAVE ME ANDREW TATEPeople who act like their partner "just changed on a dime" are delusional faggots. The reality is that people ignore red flags at the beginning and let small transgressions build up over time, acting like down the road everything will be okay. Instead of having STANDARDS they strictly adhere to and shutting shit down as soon as it happens or else leaving the relationship. No, there are not these magical geniuses who can hide their true selves for years on end and then who just emerge like a demonic butterfly all of a sudden. It's you being delusional and hoping that the person who minorly annoys you after a few months of dating will suddenly not become annoying when you marry them.
>>220186130>falling for the marriage meme in 2026I seriously hope you goyim don’t do this.
>>220184704You don't wish him well you seething passive aggressive retard you actively pray for his downfall. So when someone is happy in their relationship they have to leave 4chan? The fuck I dont go anywhere else on the internet and my woman knows this. For what its worth anon I work with a woman that is a smoking hot 10/10 latina luscious curly long black hair, a nice body. I would go as far as saying she's even a little prettier than my woman. She wants it, badly. One I won't cheat, she has been loyal. She has been loving. She has been supportive, emotionally, physically and financially. She stuck with me through Rock bottoms. I can never break that trust. Secondly not that I'm looking to get out of that relationship at all cuz I'm not. I want my future to be nothing but with this woman, but I wouldn't cheat on her and I would not leave her for someone that I didn't think that I could have the same future with. Quite frankly, I'm man enough to admit that I'm a piece of work and that I'm lucky that anyone loves me gives me the time of day let alone spends the past 7 years of their life. With me putting up with me more than anyone else in my life ever has. I genuinely don't think that there's another human being that can put up with me the way that she can. Why would I give that up?So sometimes even if there's someone hotter more successful, you or your significant other doesn't mean that you or your significant other is going to cheat. That's something that you will eventually learn should you find true love. When we first started dating, my girl would tell me that she found no other man in the world attractive besides me and to an extent Harry styles because she was obsessed with Harry styles. That's her celebrity crush. And when she first said that I thought she was full of shit. But as the years have gone on, I realize that she only has eyes for me
>>220186130kek as if that would change anything for the better
>>220174506>>220178376>>220178132these niggas just let their wives nag and walk all over themthrow them on the bed, fuck em hard, give her a few firm slaps, they'll shut up and cook you dinner afterwards>t. misogynist racist antisemitic beaner
>>220185973Oh so when you say that you were a drunk fucking idiot you were just someone that literally just drank your relationship away and just kept on drinking which is almost as retarded as cheating on her. To reiterate, if that's the case, I don't feel sorry for you.If you had a wife if you had kids you shouldn't have been drinking excessively, you should have stopped at some point. Slow down at some point. Try to make things better unless you're just saying that you are an abusive drunk cuz there's so many things that one could read into when you say that the reason why 20 years of marriage went down the drain and you don't know when you're going to see your kids again is because you were drunk fool but you didn't cheat on her. So did you beat her? Did you beat the kids? Did you just drink all the time? Was having the things that so many people on this message board would have killed for just not good enough and you still needed to drink alcohol all the time. Genuinely asking those questions
I'm 37 and virgin and I can't even imagine a woman wanting to be around me, let alone live with me.
>>220178231>>220178330>I noticed her tits are pretty big desuthere you gohows her foot game?if you're both 5.5's you are were you belong and thats ok, in the words of GK Chesterton>theres nothing more extraordinary than an ordinary man, his ordinary wife and their ordinary kids living an ordinary life
>>220186355Yeah people can't lie about who they are or change for the worse. It didn't happen to you so this clearly can't happen at all, much like the concept of a morning in which you did not have breakfast escapes you.
>>220186654>Did you just drink all the time?Yea >Was having the things that so many people on this message board would have killed for just not good enoughI dont care about this description of terminal losers and genetic rejects who can't and won't ever do it because of their own failures>and you still needed to drink alcohol all the timeI was addicted to it yeah. Obviously I should have stopped and did but it's probably too late now lol. We'll see what happens when she's compelled to respond to the divorce being filed with me having jurisdiction and her going about this in a lot of the wrong ways in the courts eyes.
>>220186779That anon is right. He never said it NEVER happens, you said he did. This thread is mostly a circle jerk of men with clear emotional issues who undoubtedly hooked up with women with emotional issues and then can’t understand why it didn’t work out and it must be all women. It’s very typical of sick people to jump to generalizations as “all x is this way” in order to not take responsibility for their lives. The fact that you got so triggered means it’s very likely you’re sick and attracting and attracted to sick women. Keep blaming others if it makes you feel better. It won’t get you out of the cycle you’re in. And yeah, it’s happened to me. I used to think all women were the same. Took me a while to see the real common denominator and it wasn’t the rest of the world friend.
>>220187429>>220186779>>220186355Ok he did say it never happens. He’s obviously a faggot who has never met anyone with legit NPD. Dosent change anything I said because I’ve known a couple people with personality disorders and the people that dated them were as fucked up as they were.
>>220176684>legally bind yourself to a bitchthat's so smart
>>220186130Well because I'm responsible and I don't want to bring a child into the world unless I'm physically able to give them a life that's worth fucking living. Also, I want to give her a wedding that she's deserving of having which every time that we're about to set up a wedding, something happens with our families. Deaths happen. Car accidents happen. Bills happen. Places of living change. Everything just keeps changing man like in another handful of days. I'm just going to bring the woman to a courthouse and just have some fucking random judge. Just be like I now pronounce you Mr and Mrs. Anon you may kiss the anon and just irresponsibly pump a baby in her cuz you're right it shouldn't be going on for this long and it not be that way. But like look at the fucking state of the world and everything in it and everyone in it. How the fuck am I going to raise a kid? What am I going to do when it comes to them being of fucking past the age of five and they have to go to school and it's like either a I'm going to make them an iPad baby and have them watch the same shit that everybody else and their brain rods going to be or they're not going to watch all that shit and they're going to get picked on in school and I don't want them to get picked on in school but I don't want their brains to be mush and then it's like I also want them to be able to watch things as they get older but then at the same time it's so much of it nowadays is just definitely agenda pushing bullshit and I'm not even talking about specific agendas. I'm talking about all agendas. Misinformation on the internet just constant abuse of social media just it's. It's a very fucked up environment right now to even contemplate bringing a child into. I had to navigate childhood on my own and that was a mother fucker and a half. Let me tell you something. I don't think I would be alive growing up as a child having the fucking problems that I did as a kid if I grew up now as a child.
>>220187635>I want to give her a wedding that she's deserving of havingtip top lel, bitch has you whipped
>>220187663Damn right she should have me whipped after all the fucking shit she's put up with for real dude dude if you have no idea what kind of fucking absolute shit show I am and the bullshit I do I don't cheat on her. I don't be there or anything like that but there was like a solid 3 years where I wasn't fucking making any money and she's 10 years younger than me and she was making money for us to live and be able to do shit. I wasn't able to buy her gifts for a while like what the fuck are you talking about with your fucking stupid fucking bullshit ass. Like my family don't like me. All my coworkers don't like me everywhere I go. People don't fucking like me. Plenty of people do like me, but it seems that the more that they get to be around me the more eventually I annoy them or they don't like me because of a thought or an opinion or the fact that I just never shut the fuck up or that I get really angry very easily over the most silliest things ever and then I get over it really quickly but nobody else does. There's only been one person that stuck by me throughout all this bullshit and that's her and she does whatever I want her to do so far as whipped as I am for she she is just as whipped for me
>>220178376Starting to get convinced that hookers, porn and open relationships would save a whole lot of marriages
>>220182790>>220182551>>220186355>>220186556>>220186654huge reddit energy from these posts, i wonder if they're all from the same person or if it's different people
>>220181617I am exactly you just not in a small town. However, I was formerly in one a while back so I did also have the same sentiment.I was not destined to be a social creature. I tried but my brain was wired wrong somewhere along the way.I don't want to make someone else miserable eventually by turning into a huge asshole or sourpuss, or start resenting someone because of small issues.
>>220188969I am all but 555.I have been on 4chan since 2008 and have yet to visit reddit, 9gag, tumblr etc.I ramble and I often use speech to text.You dont get to call me reddit unless you were here before 2008 and I sincerely doubt you were
>>220174470Happened exactly with my ex.Sobbing, "Ill always love you"2 weeks later my buddy sees her profile on faceberg dating>>220174484How do you overcome the M-W Complex? I definitely have it, and it makes long term relationships impossible for me; I was with a girl for 6 years, she was my madonna, and id constantly cheat to satisfy the whore urge. Its crippling
>>2201891959gag is based and you're cringe
>>220174448I like my in-laws more than my parents
>>220183588
>>220172390Get back to me after thirty and tell me how you're feeling.
>>220189469Go back to sharty or reddit 9fagger
>>220172390>all these niggas complaining about their wives boo fucking whoo. hope you guys' wives cuck you with young beebeesee or something, that'll show you to appreciate what most of us will never have
>>220187635all that text coping with being gay
>>220176588>t. roastie or subservient simp
20 years haven't seen my kids in 5 weeks guy here. Bros I can go back to my apartment tomorrow. I've been living out of my friends and then my new (shitbox) car for a month. She took all of my money and somehow both cars but I still came up with 10 grand for a lawyer and a new car. I wonder how bad she fucked the place up. I assumed I would have literally nothing but the moving pod she got was pretty small. Thank God we decided to rent so she almost certainly didn't actually fuck the structure itself up at all. She's trying so hard to bury me financially and it hasn't worked. I wish I could be there when she gets served by my lawyer and realizes she's going to have to spend all the money she took from me and her families money to move back here and stay here having not worked in 7 years. I might have been a distant checked out shitty partner for a lot of the last year but I was a good provider and and I'm not actually a completely incompetent drunk retard. I've lost almost 40lbs since this happened and haven't tried to contact her once when I'm sure she expected me to go psycho mode and she surely thinks I have 0 resources. If she hates me forever then so be it, but she's going to have to bring the kids back and I'm kicking the booze, getting in shape and being a good dad. I hope she can forgive me or fall back in love with me or whatever it is checked out women do. I still love her very much.
>>220182311I read this expecting that he typed some execrable niggerbabble but dude he said one trendy word. Go back to saying your own trendy word that is now normalized. BASED TRUMP
>>220178606"How do I kill this vanity in me?"I don't know shit about marriage but the fact you're asking this question and articulating it this way makes me think you have it in you. Keep following the instinct that made you ask that question. If she has big booba and isnt an annoying cunt 5 minutes into meeting her she has a leg up on 99% of women, just fuckin marry her bro
>>220194134Bless you anon, your kids will thank you when they are grown.
I have to dedicate my life to making somebody else happy? I have to take on more responsibilities? No thanks
>>220172390Why does he put his hand in his pants like that?
>>220178003Yeah I fantasize about this scenario too
>>220174577are you retarded?yes
>>220183990>>220178128based random knowers
>>220181258The opposite, surely, convicts have direct experience of the legal systemThey've definitely been to court at least once
>>220182790>likes eating pussy>also likes getting his arsehole lickedchecks out, FINOOK
>>220194621easier to scratch your dick and rearrange your balls in case they get twisted
>>220174027Nah women fall so deeply in love with you that it loops back around that they begin to hate you so they desperately try to find ways to fall out of love with you and if they can’t, they become even more attached.
>>220172390Good for youNow get out, normalfaggot
>>220189195>you don't get took reddit
>>220189469>>220191025>top post on 9gag right nowkek when did 9gag become a chud site? weren't they based in singapore or hong kong or something, there used to be a lot of english speaking asians on there back in the day
>>220174027I'm 33 and my wife stuck with me through rehab for alcoholism already.
>>220194621TESTICULAR TORSION
>>220174027I was 28 when I got my first gf, she broke up with me and went to a faggot who had rich parents and shit.Fast forward a couple years and I'm 30 now and have a decent paying job cause in my head "All girls care about is money" I meet a fucking 19 year old and after a year she dumps me and goes to a fucking retarded faggot who works a wagie job.I now do not give a single fuck about women, I don't know wtf they want, first they want a dude with money but then I get money and get dumped for an ugly fucking faggot with no money, ok then
>>220200864Anywhere some portion of free speech exists, chuds thrive.
>up late and jerk off to porn>Go up to bed>Wife has perfume on and she comes closer to you to signal she wants to fuck >Have to face the other way and pretend I don't notice because I already just cummed before coming to bedAnyone else often this predicament?
>>220201118If you're running into that predicament often, it's worth having a conversation. Do you not want to fuck her anymore or is she too inconsistent/annoying about it or what?
>>220200911she was fucking someone else dude.
>>220174027you only need to spend 5 minutes with a woman to come to this conclusion.
>>220174074you need a 23 yo sidebitch
>>220181736> still get rock hard if she even gives me a hug that lingers a bitI hope no one falls for blatant psyops like this. these niggas absolutely despise their wives and regret getting married and want to rope in unsuspecting young men from this website into their situation. worse than grooming a minor
>>220201948>t. thoroughly demoralized retard who can't imagine anyone being happy
>>220186556Damn bro, truly did not read. Faggot. Lol
>>220178009>I finally stopped cryingKEK what a pussy
>>220182842Why?
>>220179927Dare I say, based?
>>220178456Let us have a unique insight your interests have bestowed on you, please. I'm dying to laugh a little, I know your type well (former me).
>>220174027I married into wealth because her dad owns a company so I can't relate to this.
>>220183627That's missing the point. Having sex would be good, sure, it's not like "I don't want it" but in the end women are still hollow creatures so what's the point of being around them? They are only good for sexual pleasure at that point, they can't truly love you for what you are.
>>220172390In fact the average woman out there is worse than Peg.
>>220186624We can’t all be so lucky to have a hydrant shaped lupita at home who can take those kind of bumps hermano
>>220202361>hydrant shaped lupitalel
>>220174780I just found out some details of the Chris Watts shit that I wish I never knew. That post-sentencing he confessed that he'd smothered his daughters but they woke back up again.I don't care how much of a cunt his wife was or how much he thought he could improve his situation. If I somehow went nuts enough to do something like that and then that woke up, I'd be on my knees hugging those kids, thanking the Lord Christ for giving me a second chance. I'd tell them Daddy was sick and needed help, drop them at their grandmother's, go turn myself into the cops, and beg them to throw away the key.It would take a monster to kill a kid, but a literal fucking demon to kill them the 'second' time the way he did. Fuck. I get the heebie-jeebies just sharing a planet with that sick piece of shit. I'm not a death penalty guy for a lot of reasons, but I do know I'd feel a lot better with him no longer on it after hearing that.
>>220202767holy reddit
>>220202361>hydrant shaped lupitais that the bit above the clitoris?
>>220178003> 8 hour window every day all to myself (from 10pm - 6am)GRIM
>>220178231> "i love that you you"What? What does this mean wtf?
>>220174437I believe some women are capable of pretending they're devoted. I don't think any woman is truly devoted to any man, unless she has some pathological fixation on him, the same way a teenage girl obsessed with a Kpop idol does.
>>220180414Just the idea of trying to fall asleep next to a souless machine that looks creepy as fuck in the pitch black of night gives me the hee bee jee bees. FUCK THAT. What if it goes haywire and tries to kill you or choke you out? Or accidentally smacks you with its metal arm?
>>220202767But butts! lolol!!! haha anal sex! it's so funny!!! lolol he murdered his daughters twice haha!
>>220202767You'd understand if you've ever fucked a woman in the ass. Clearly you haven't.
>>220182615>I decided I would never get married because I watched a sitcomJesus fucking Christ dude
>>220174969your gf stares at other mens groins in public.
I made this thread last night while I was getting drunk and ignoring my girlfriend who wanted to watch a movie with me. I completely forgot about it but I'm glad you anons posted in it.
my takeaway from this thread is to never get married or be in a relationship at all
pic rel to fix the issue
>>220174437The ones that were capable of love and loyalty died fighting back when the enemy tribe won. Disloyalty is an evolutionary survival trait and it's the biggest reason that children AND women were often spared, rather than just the children.
>>220203699>it's the biggest reason that children AND women were often spared, rather than just the childrenWho would take care of the children if the women weren't spared with them?
>>220178231>Ugly hag that's older than you and you're not even attracted to>you're still considering staying It's grim that men don't have higher standards.
>>220203775NTA but having a nice woman who treats you good is pretty temptingOpposite end of the spectrum being some hot bpd psycho who murders your soulIf you want best of both worlds best of luck to you
>>220174027Not true>>220174253IncelThe thing is women can be great and loyal and STILL annoying. Learning to cope with the fact she's going to have her stupid moments you just have to wait out is part of genuinely growing up for real.
I like the girl who thinks she's my girlfriend, and I can talk to her all day, spend time with her all day, her only flaws are that she has a bad temper, always complains about her job, and not a flaw, but the reason I don't consider her my actual girlfriend and won't marry her, is because she's not the same race as me and I don't want mixed-race baby.>Why are you with her thenShe forced herself on me one night and after we had sex she started calling me 'baby' and acted as if we were a couple from that point onwards. I've gone along with it thus far because I don't want her to be upset and she'll hate me.>Why did you fuck herBecause we'd been friends for so long and I had spent so long talking to her, helping her with personal problems, being her shoulder to cry on, I felt that for all the time I've invested in her, I might as well get something back. And if she had found a boyfriend, I would be disappointed that I didn't fuck her while I could. So when she forced it on me, I let it happen.
>>220203839>I like the girl who thinks she's my girlfriend, and I can talk to her all day, spend time with her all day, her only flaws are that she has a bad temper, always complains about her job, and not a flaw, but the reason I don't consider her my actual girlfriend and won't marry her, is because she's not the same race as me and I don't want mixed-race baby.Yeah that's brutal. Depends on the race I guess. Having a black kid would be a nightmare in the current situation. Having a light skinned with bit of latin or whatever might be tolerable>She forced herself on me one night and after we had sex she started calling me 'baby' and acted as if we were a couple from that point onwards. I've gone along with it thus far because I don't want her to be upset and she'll hate me.many a beta white man has given birth to a muttchild this way
>>220174437>>220203699>girl I lost my virginity to in uni ended up having a boyfriend going to an out of state school >broke up with my last girlfriend in summer of last year>we slept together back in March>found out she had a boyfriend back then and is still with him
>>220203839>I've gone along with it thus far because I don't want her to be upset and she'll hate me.so you're basically married
>>220174484>madonna-whore complexthis is a jewish derogatory term to make you feel bad about a completely normal evolutionary trait.
>>220174437for their kids, yes.
>>220186624its a different game for these gueros, their wives divorce them because they cant afford piano practice for the kids or something
>>220203944larp all you want as macho toughguys but your countries now have the same fertility rate as western europe.
>>220203982USA? Lol. Feels good to have our cake and eat it too. <3 socal
>>220203617>It's PARTIALLY because of showsDid you even read literally the first part of my first sentence? I have other reason, shows like this are at most 10% of why I'm not having a family. >>220203674Same, but 4channers will get triggered because something something something white genocide. If other people are so obsessed about guys like us not having kids, they should make extra kids in their families.
>>220201062Sounds like a you problem
>>220199158>Nah women fall so deeply in love with you that it loops back around that they begin to hateThis is the MOST retarded bit of pop psychology floating around out there and I fucking hate how it influences shitty hack writers, it used to just be in fanfiction but not anymore.>love and hate has le thin line!!!!No. Fuck off. It doesn't work like that. People's brains IRL don't work like Gandhi in Civilization.
>>220183767>>220183687wait so he's Urkel?
>>220203900yeah
>>220205270Love and hate are the same to a woman, you’re an inexperienced virgin retard to try and refute this, please keep coping.
>>220174027Yes they're like dogs you're starting to finally get it. Dogs can be your best friend if you can handle them.
>>220201062Have you ever considered it is a problem with yourself and worked towards fixing that or do you just do how your mother did bitch and throw money at the problem. Go play your GameCube honey money is a tool it is you as a person that is making the bitches leave if the money is actually good you must be a real fucking problem or the money isn't good and you're acting like it is such a big deal the ho would rather have fun with a bag boy
>>220203839Just go knock up some white trash and stop wasting this girl's time. This girl should be your mistress, but she's all you got so you are just getting comfortable
>>220206391These idiots should listen to Patrice O’Neal/Black Phillip show. I used to be a mega pussy who was miserable when dealing with bitches. Now after genuinely understanding and applying his philosophy I’ve gotten more ass and have been happier than I have been in the last 10 years.
love doesn't exist
>>220177824no, love has nothing to do with it. that’s just them wanting to have their hand gently held through life because they’re fundamentally co-dependent creatures. they call their girlfriends to go to the fucking post office with them. they can’t do anything alone.
ITT: What incels think commitment is based on 4chan memesngmi
>>220174413>consume porn that will save your marriagegee thanks for the input, Rabbi
>>220174074>too much of a beta to divorce if he can’t stand being married
>>220174027This but it's not women, it's basically all humans. Social interaction is a derivation of social grouping, which was initially done to increase odds of surviving predation. Every interaction is based on transaction and value. If the dog you love starts constantly getting you sick or otherwise causing you extra grief, you will eventually cease to love the dog.
>>220178231do a 360 quick and get a fertile 19 years old. Impregnate her, then overdose, do risky stuff so you die. Let some other beta cuck provider raise your child when your widow hits 35 years or so. Everybody wins. Especially (you)
>>220182790>it's ok bros! get your gf to lick your arseholes! it's straight as fuck! Ok Moshe
>>220178003this is the relationship version of /biz/'s first bullrun, the moment you get into a bear run is when you'll truly know who your wife is, it used to take 20 years, now its 5 to 10, there's a reason why most married me will tell you that women are really good actors, they've been learning to pretend since they were children
Most people can't seem to accept that relationships and marriage are outdated. It's one of those iq filters that always rings true every single fucking time and the losers always end up either financially broke or psychologically miserable and when you ask them whether they believe in love, they'll tell you it's better than being alone, lmao. We live in an age where jobs are getting replaced but relationships and marriages are supposed to survive that?
>>220178330You need to see the nipple before making a call.Also Ive been with less attractive women and you do get over it, but you also never really crave fucking her at her worst which isnt good. If youre honestly average yourself though then stick with it I guess.
>>220208037retarded animal brain
>>220205270Other anon has it right. You’re very likely a virgin that has never elicited love from a woman. Probably not even your own mother. You have no grasp of female emotions.
>>220200864>9fag became normie chud central>imgur became normie libtard centralpottery
>>220206460Hey anon, give me a lifeline and link me an episode if you can to get started
>>220208133>a man and a woman are having sex >virgin thinks that's gaylol
>>220206356The anon is right, women never love men, children maybe, they depend. If they can't depend, reliably, they disengage quickly enough for low iq normies like you to call it hate. Now compare to a man's love for his entire family and tell me they are the same emotion.
>>220208774love is natures trick to make you protect your family, a woman doesn't need to protect you, only her children.
>>220209038That is fine and all but its now how modern relationships work or even how society expects them to work what with all the equality bullshit in the air. Try telling a modern man their wife/gf doesn't love them to test your theory, see if they agree.
>>220174027Dont do it. I thought i would be single forever and was fine with it. Then randomly met a girl. Great for the first few months then they are absolute cunts. Oh and dont go back to them after a "break", they are horrible whores.If you ever want sex just go abroad to some little asian country.
all the people i went to school with are now fat, tired and depressed looking woth 2 or 3 kids with different people. the male and female ones.i don't speak to any of them because i hate everyone but feels good when i walk past them now and then in town and im fit, healthy and young looking still with a comfy job.
>>220178573>Imagining different womenI do this like three weeks into any relationship, otherwise I can't keep it up because it becomes too mundane
>>220205429Nah Urkel's a tribute
>>220202361kek
