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honestly i still like shadi idc
>>220172686Zero tolerance for antisemitism itt.Don't break the law.
hey guys its me phoxinus
we are here >>220172659>>220172659
hi
Beth is live with one of her johns
need bliccy pump.fun stream videos
I'll be here for the next 15Ask anything, if i feel like answering i will
>>220174513hi
>>220174529
>>220174532Did you like the rice challenge?
>>220174543No because its always rigged, I should have won mine
>>220174532ok, who are you?
>>220174554is this the "guess the contestant you're larping as" challenge?
>>220174529Streamstars losers should be banned from being talked about here
>>220174534airball season
>>220174550Binx we dont care
>nobody even posts form the basement chat. $100 dollar bros... It's over
>>220174556a person
tayleigh serenading bashir, it's over for his other wives
truth tsar bomba: any kind of edited form of fishtank will never properly portray what it is really about and therefore there is no point in watching it. the wiggers should have just put in some effort to properly archive the stream footage so people could watch that instead
>>220172735No we ain’t
>>220174578Correct.
>>220174582Why didnt binx get her tits
is creature an escort too i would frigg her for $300
>>220174532has aryeh ever groped you?
>people spend $1,000 on TTS and toys easily>they don't just buy 10x basement passes and push their ideas to control the show to the forefrontWhy?
>>220174435This >>220174452 is why that can never be possible. I want an official full proper apology from ninacucks, an aknowledgment that Nina is in fact a whore, and that they're okay with that and accept their position as spiritual cucks (simps). Then all will be forgiven and we can all love Letty.
>>220174578In a better world there would be archived days you can watch while clicking around or auto-follow the fish you like. But obviously that's way too much work for the wiggers for the sake of 10 bucks a month.
>>220174595never met him
>>220174593I have low standards (I'd fuck a chick with tattoos for a one night stand) but I wouldn't fuck that even for free
>>220174578True i only go back and watch Powtank because i downloaded the archive i wish i had one for S2
>>220174591mentally ill vegan cunt who thinks she's being a martyr but is actually just addicted to self harming
>>220174532Can you leave earlier?
>>220174608flowstreams had the full s2 archive in 1 hour chunks but tossed it when they ran out of server space for s3 i hate those fucking feggits
>>220174532was cole kicked?
>>220174609Meds
>>220174606i'm sure she would fuck you bro
>>220174532How is the gardening going?
>>220174596Nobody wants to interact with Ben or Jet they are auraless losers
>>220174613:(
how far are blane bashir james drake and landon through tales of symphonia
>>220174625>>220174593She's so ugly. I hope she gets mangled in a car accident.
>>220174620He quit & was kicked. Only in fishtank can both of those things happen.
>>220174617Yeah there is a lot of shit i wish i archived looking back on it.
i still wonder about direnc x freddy
season 6 will be when fishtank “goes chinese”
>>220174636You can't possibly care about that
>>220174645i don't think about them at all
>>220174640Creature might be retarded but i think she has a good heart
nifty niggers are a dying breed
>>220174596You'll just get >EAR OUTMessages They were flip flopping all season whether to listen to fans or not and then finally giving up altogether and promising that>BRO THE STREAMS AFTER WILL BE SO MUCH BETTER Anyone who still willingly gives wiggers money is just a humiliation fetishest
>>220174593>>220174625she is a based charlie kirk trad wife now
>>220174651Same S4 is like Vance sure it exists and happend, but i don't remember it
>>220174596you could just post your ideas here and they're just as likely to use them as if they were posted in basement chat
nifty tai and oliver are the greatest freeloaders of all time
>>220174662I will always love Nifty sadly, they pandered to chudgang she was one of the best bits of all time
>>220174665is she taking care of her brain damaged KWAB husband who split his skull on concrete trying to do a flip
"the georgetown pivot"
>>220172686Sam and Jet said Alex B would never be as big again as he was on fishtank, but to be honest, fishtank has never been as big as when he was on in season 3. Seems like poetic justice to be honest
why is trannycuts so obsessed with tiktok living room slop tank
>>220174687Greg while aids outside was amazing on S2
>>220174593Prob used to be, married to a nazi(?) who called into Matt Shane secret podcast so not for the time being
>>220174703Why does he enjoy ftl culture i dunno you tell me?
how would we all react if bill ottman tearfully got on stream and informed us all that jet, ben, aryeh, nina, and richie died in an unfortunate car accident which was in no way caused by jet huffing galaxy gas while driving
>>220174687extremely true but don't forget bliccy
>>220174708true. i basically had this exact conversation last night but s2 freeloaders were the best and thats much of why it was the best season (the contrast between freeloaders and zombie fish especially)
AB should be fired and banned from all Fishtank related activities
>>220174703he shipped claire and TJ
all the random posts that come in about >landon>twins>james drake>vimpare bots btw
>>220174720spinoff slop isnt ftl culture you tranny fag
did anything happen on "powtank" other than claire and tj doing karaoke, abi pulling some weird faces, and creature bending over? cause thats all i ever see posted. tj ate a cockroach and said something about the midwest too?
erm what the spruce
Unless we get Georgetown or S05 house cleaning in the next 4 days, these threads are in real danger.
>>220174572Give me a hint
>>220174739Rusty got put through a table
>>220174740twinpedos be like damn now this is a hot piece of ass i need to give my money to
>>220174721First off, he would be happy, then he would introduce the new showrunners TJ Claire and Joopy
>>220174737it literally is actually, part of ftl culture is about lifting up the obscure and forgotten
>you now remember Aryehs playhouseThat's the actual bottom of the iceberg
>>220174687>who can be the most annoying challenge >Tayleigh being a tryhard upstairs>oliver just lays on the couch quietly for the whole thingDid anybody even clip it?
>>220174729fishtank channel looks like absolute slop because of her. it used to be somewhat professional looking
>>220174751dood you don't understand they're not like other girls... they're ugly AND stupid!
>>220174763like most of the best s2 moments it exists only in the form of an impulsive screenshot and probably a bunch of twitter clips if you look hard enough
>>220174764>>220174542
>>220174740my little cousin asking to hit the vape
>>220174687they're the best freeloaders despite them being the opposite of what jet wants a freeloader 2 be which is just "target a fish lol." nifty,tai,and oliver didn't target anyone and are all S tier
>>220174593A better haircut and no tats, she could've made a shit ton of money from OF
>>220174729I dunno dont hire fans or put Streamstars on the show? An easy step for Jet to improve the product
>>220174740ugly freak
>>220174739Pretty much. It was a better and more laid back version of the cell. It was a comfy off season spin off to fill dead air and keep us gossiping about bs.
>>220174687Blane mogs
>>220174776man, those esthetics show what effort and passion can do.
>>220174737So why are you here?
>>220174785truuu stupid tranny>nifty was targeted by fish for no reason>tai targeted production>oliver was a mercenary between shinji and tjahhh take me back
>>220174740twinspedos will convince you that thats an attractive and worthwhile human being
>>220174764Does Vimp live in Miami like Binx?
>>220174791>An easy step for Jetit's too hard for him because he has social anxiety and has trouble talking to people who don't worship him
>>220174687TrvkeTai, Nifty, Bliccy, and Oliver were the perfect freeloaders.
>>220174798>>220174687Tia, Oliver, Blane
>>220174625Who has the most recent Creature body pic?She was hot years ago, but I have a feeling she may have porked up some
ben makes me hornu
>>220174809How can you be a pedo for 26 year old girls? They're almost granny age
>>220174776It's gone
>>220174740Why do the twins have warts all over their body like that. Bongo has a big one on her left foot.
>>220174818Replace Tai with Jobe and it would be the three best freeloaders of all time
>>220174729Jet pinches too many pennies. Just hire Steinful for 45k a year
>>220174818i was an og blane lover but he fell off hard after he fell in love with the twins
>>220174813Yes
>>220174636I'd be surprised if James shows up to that again. They need to hurry up and organize that camping trip or it's never going to happen.
>>220174740erm i'm just kidding heheh
All of the best freeloaders have their own side story >Tai being cancelled in season 1>Oliver sleep deprivation>Jet and Ben watching Minecraft Videos with nifty / Nifty being dogpiled by the whole house
What was Sam's arc?
>>220174833most horrendous bait i've ever read
>drunk on a week night getting emotional about an old season of the nigger poop showany1 know this feel
Gabagool or roast beef?
Has crazy gang shown any signs of life since they dropped off Kevin. They’re probably hiding in the Airbnb hoping Diamond leaves Miami
>>220174831Inbred. Shit genes.
>>220174839James hates Bashir it's never happening anyway. Bashir is planning to go see the stars of Texas with Tayleigh instead
>>220174813she lives in a toilet filled with poop
>>220174845potential foiled by vice
>>220174845falling into irrelevancy because you're addicted to doomscrolling right wing twitter
>>220174861I said Vimp not Letty.
>>220174845understanding exactly what was wrong with the world then taking the worst possible route to do something about it
>>220174851i only get nostalgic for the threads, not the show
>>220174650it's one of my favorite games
>>220174739TJ did some ugly crying like his mom just passed away, while he was blacked out drunk. It happened for 2 nights I think. Basically wasn’t over Taylor yet, he would start drinking then TTS would start grilling him
>>220174858Bashleyigh stocks soaring
>>220174851it wasnt the nigger poop show back then
>>220174876It shouldn't be, how did that happen to you?
>>220174845losing his mind because of orange man
how much does he weight? the heaviest of the ninasimps?
>>220174739O a poo poo pee pee fan i see. It had a lot of side story stuff, Abi and Claire, feud, Abi flirting with TJ before it. TJ and Taylor breaking up leading to him driving to Texas to claw out a W. TJ and Rusty rivals to friends. It also had what you would have wanted TJ eating the cockroach, drinking Everclear till he passed out, diaper challenges, and a vomit finale. It had more going on than the short time it was on.
>>220174836His introduction motivating JD and eating their food was kino, and his b-movie performance was hilarious. It was perfection up until that point. When he became a simp I still kinda liked him but cooled off. When he shouted out his furry twitter, I found it funny. But soon after leaving I realized he is cringe. If I had to only consider his time in the tank he is a solid A, but his first few days were easily S.
>>220174893KWAB
>>220174845came to terms with his latent homosexuality (sucking edie's tranny cock) and pedophilic tendencies (attempting to groom marky) and is now content to shit out right wing maga boomer slop
>>220174903It was one of the best games on Gamecube and I played it before I experienced any other form of anime storytelling so all the tropes seemed novel at the time
I got invited to diamond gang a few days ago but I nuno what their plan is
me and the other 2 human ftl posters
>>220174814Yeah this irl shit has made me realise what a fucking freak Jet is
>>220174936How was the incall? Would you accept him again?
>>220174845went from spearheading a branch of contemporary graphic design language to making fox news for linux users
>>220174944I didnt see anyone i had a goon sesh w my bf
>>220174687Notice how none of them were tryhards or loud attention hogs. They were just existing, but also entertaining and actually integrated with the house instead of destabilizing it.
>>220174845>Failed art school reject>Got extremely black pilled >Irony poisoned himself >Somehow that attitude made you get enough connections to host a skit show>Raises your ego to the stars>Tim Heidecker crashes you back down to reality >Mindbreak yourself and start pumping steroids >Start associating with the absolute dregs only because you've ostracized everyone else in your life>Eventually crash out so hard from all the drugs that your brain actually breaks>This leads you to cry on camera about some Israeli shill getting shot and support a surveillance state >Check out of everything and play video games with a retarded man at 50 years old
>>220174936Please go. Anything to fuck with Jet at this point for not giving me my off season content.
>>220174936going around miami, kissing homeless people, sucking up to drago for clout
>>220174952can you please not call it that
>>220174954Hitler pipeline>>220174961Well he left Miami i was gonna go to press him in person but idk hes not there anymore
>>220174936go onhopefully verbalizing the nonsense you spin in here will make it make sense for everyones sake
>>220174851Im slugging out a bottle of whisky, yeah i know
>>220174973It will still fuck with him he is spiritually weak
>>220174952how much does he love that you are a prostitute?
>>220174965Eww no >>220174970Well it technically was idk what else to call it like >>220174975Its just short notice is all and I feel like plans are up in the air. Im thinking about it
>>220174976hey i poured one last slug cheers
>>220174994Sovl
>>220174994Let it go
>>220174973>i was gonna go to press himNo you weren't. You're all cowards. The only thing you can do is post behind a screen.
>>220174991you better bring money, she has none
>>220174936Bro if you wanna rep ftl you need to go. You cant derail us for 6 months and not go to shit on Jet
Shadi how much money do you give your boyfriend from your prostitutebucks
>>220174987I dunno i talked to him about you guys finding out and we discussed OF cause we already sell tapes on the low, im very open to him and hes a freak like me
>>220174939Me on the left
>>220174936if you wanna have some fun in miami, why not. could be fun just for the stream content, setting aside the jet conflict
>>220175018Subtle post not many will catch
How much to get a prostie like that red head at the Arbys
No whore type stuffOk /ftl/
>>220175037she said 5k
>>220175011You underestimate me >>220175014Yeah thats one thing we were talking about was she was looking for funding, for my own sake I wanted to make sure I had atleast 2.5k in play money before I go out >>220175016He's not even there anymore though, trust I want to but I also want to make sure there's a cohesive plan to it.
>>220175037100 dollars just kidding i don’t know
>>220175018become another bettygrim post
>>220175037>>220175045no lie I've seen actual pornstars, like semi-famous ones who don't even charge that, and that redhead was a wisconsin 7 so she ain't worth 5k for anything
dude it's me theodora from powtank
>>220175018
>>220175033I mean i was already planning to go out to Miami in June w my bf for a month so its like all that shit is clashing. If I plan it right and theres good communication on whats happening im down to show up for a week, I dont want to be too long cause I need to see the smokedope2016 concert in la
>>220174994Cheers anon
>>220175061Erm
starting to think shadi is probably not the best representative for us
>>220174911Holy fuck I give the ninacucks so much shit but this is fucking depressing... I'm still going to give you fags a hard time but If you're in here Melodyman I hope you can turn things around. Don't give up.
>>220175092There's no other, she's it by default
>>220175017I dont give him money we spoil eachother since he has his own and I have my own
>>220175051Diamond is making kino fuck Jet
i'll let up when you show remorseit's your fault all my friends are whores
>>220174911dude
>>220175069His own daughter y'all
>>220174936do it, shadi, you're really entertaining, and we mostly all want to see you go
>>220175062i believe you i'm just saying what she said
>>220174820abi truly is an evil cunt
>>220174911this guy is fuckign deranged, but amazingly he's actually a relatively good looking skinny tall white guy who is a decent musician. kinda crazy how he dedicates his life to ultrasimping for an evil freak and trying to guilt her into fucking him
S2 but we have Claire instead of Meg
Bingo does not like Angie, she has been irritating her alotBongo says thay Angie isn't playing the game right
>>220175018dude
>>220175092Whats wrong with Slut Gang>>220175107I agree and she was cool af when I was talking to her on the phone she is very genuine. I just want to make sure its organized because I've never been to florida and im nervous going alone type shi Diamond is cool af though
>>220175123treeniggers fuck off
>>220174913his performance on the show is soured by the retrospective knowledge he probably had a "what to do when i go on fishtank" word document ready for years and didnt actually do anything spontaneous
>>220174820ABI DID THIS TO SUBTLY SHAME CLAUDIA!! EVIL FUCKING CUNT!
>>220175123Hot
if shadi starts shilling an OF on the low we need to leave. this fuckin bitch
>>220175126k keep me posted
If Jet was a women would he have gotten away with it?
>>220175127Its not a big deal chill
>>220174820Abis entire existence on powtank was an airball
>>220174936go shadi go
>>220175148>a women ESL get out
>>220175148
>>220174954It pretty accurate except the last third which I know little about. Realistically after getting his skit show cancelled, he surrounded himself with dregs and made ironic "but not really" male advice videos with dregs and meandered until Idubbbz revealed himself to be the biggest cuck of all time. Sam has rebounded and probably been more succesful than ever since the Idubbbz doct. MDE fan since 2012 who stopped watching following his content becoming him just prolificating with neckbeards in the back of a rented truck after getting his show cancelled, but came back after he unironically mogged idubbbz
>>220175145I'd never advertise here Are you genuinely insane
>>220175131he goes by Austin/The_Prick now
>>220175160Retard this is your core base
WHERE'S THE WIRED ARTICLE NIGGA
>>220175151evening, piggy
>>220175152Love this fact
>>220175157letty to jet about ellie
>>220175166Do you realize I have 2 different Instagrams one with 9k the other 6 almost 7 and I would probably just make a separate Twitter.
>>220175121Grim. Simps deserve every bit of hate, shame, loneliness, etc they get.
anybody who supported this duo is a good person
>>220175121Sounds like me and Binx desu
cooling off on shadi big time
Why did Claire shave before Powtank? What was she expecting to happen while she was there at the house?
Sam needs to comeback and make the show good. This politics stuff is gay
>>220175194it's called practicing good hygiene
>>220175121it's pretty obvious his pfp is decades old nigga
can I get a QRD on the diamond stream plz?
Why did all those bitchtank girls try to groom TJ after they were groomed by ajet
>>220175186
>>220175134But even what you say is true, its kind o impressive because he wasn't really that cringe outside of praising production. I dont think he prepped anything, especially because the way he was introduced. He randomly had to give JD a pep talk as his introduction, and it was very good and entertaining. There is no way you can prepare for something like that.
>>220175170the article is gonna be about jet being a sexpest and it's gonna feature interviews with claire and other victims. jet is shitting his pants rn.
>>220175160you literally just soft launched the idea here hoping you would get replies of people clamoring for it and instead everyone is disgusted at the idea
The twins are Jin apologists and dare I say enjoyers
>>220175196nah he needs to stay in his bitch ass commentary lane, fire Jet, and put on a contest to find an actually talented showrunnerhowever the most talented showrunner would not be a yesman mini-me of Sam, so that ain't happenin
>>220175211They found Hugh
>>220175216love them
>>220175217him celebrating diamond leaving and yelling "fishtank always wins, baby" into the camera is top 10 worst moments in fishtank history
>>220175225Im just being open faced honest so you guys arent shocked
>>220175194>lewd Claire 07.webmfuckin' a
>>220175186TJ should go visit Trish it would be like the Korea/Japan streams but actually wholesome.
>>220175211
People forget that Blane at one point was literally the most popular fish of all time. Literally everyone loved him for like the first 72 hours. Revisionists will say they hated him, but thats cap, check the archives.
>>220175238Same
>>220175258He was fantastic but fell off hard when he became the twins main orbiter
>>220174821not gonna hate on them hip bones
>>220175258love that for you man
Terkiyaki chicken mushroom chickenand fried riceThank You
>>220175252tj and trish streams would be fucking great
>>220175258He was popular for about 30 mins before people found his danbooru account
>>220175258no it was just pedo gooner self inserts who thought he looked funny. good job exposing yourself
>>220175225I'd give Shadi 3 Benjamins for an hour
>>220175254TJ PAY ATTENTION TO ME TJ PAY ATTENTION TO ME TJ PAY ATTENTION TO ME
>>220175279Nah that made him more polar and relatable >30minsYou didnt watch live
>>220175211>they miraculously found hugh >got hugh the "fuck jet neptune" tattoo >burt was there and did burt things >diamond shouted out /ftl/ and briefly browsed the thread on stream>diamond showed burt 4chan, /soc/, and the /ftl/ thread
poop spongebob
>>220175281You clearly weren't there.See: >>220175302
>>220175325hi poop spongebib
Twins are laughing at the Rachel mean tts
>>220175258Blane was never a fish, stupid idiot fuckhead moron
All Abi ever tried to do was look after Claire and be nice to her, and look at how Claire repaid her.She said Abi "Dug her own grave."?Claire is a bad woman certainly
>>220175121>kinda crazy how he dedicates his life to ultrasimping for an evil freak and trying to guilt her into fucking himIf you knew how bad the North East of England is, you might understand his situation better.
>>220175186>>220175216
>>220175258he only was popular for 72 hours because it became the Alex B show and he wasn't even in the Alex orbit, than he became the twins knight than left because he was scared or something
>>220175330nobody cares
i messaged trish some faggot shit when she got out of the tank like thanks for taking care of tj thankfully she never opened it
>>220175322I will forever watch Diamond she delivers. I thought there was no way will we see Hugh again. I dont like Burt but i thought she was just joking. Diamond delivers she moggs
>>220175258He was literally exposed for being a pedo 20 mins in. I remember him getting astroturfed by the dubs poster and a few mom posters. It couldn't have been more than 4-5 people and opinions of him progressively got worse during the candy challenge. Then absolute humiliation when he was about to leave, and depths of hell KWAB post tank. So yeah, never the most popular
where the fuck is Klaus? some other nigga is going to steal the exclusive on tw if he dont wake up...
>>220175331Maybe its my own autistic quirk, but during a season I will make the effort to distinguish fish and freeloaders, but after a season is in the books, I just call them all fish. Its objectively been proven to be low IQ to nitpick like you have and not address the actual statement of an argument by the way, just letting you know
>>220175362We're doing this again? His shit was so tame it was like a random /b/ thread but ecchi
i feel bad for blane's mom
>>220175369i only supported him on the principle that the moralfag outrage was pathetic
>>220175365why would anyone address your moronic statement with sincerity
>>220175369fishtank fans are all faggots that want to see trannies and cry about sam not being woke
>>220175335abi is literally the most evil of all the fishfoids, her every act is motivated by intense hatred for men
>>220175343I care about Trish and TJ why can't Jet cast people like S2 again
>>220175383you're thinking of nina
>>220175349I remember people we saying he was the goat freeloader lol
>>220175387because attempting to copy things from the past is a bad idea.
>>220175226This is a good thing
When did /ftl/ get so woke? If Sam saw what you guys were posting he'd blow your heads off with a shotgun
>>220175373Why?
>>220175387because every season more and more of the potential cast pool is people who watched the past x seasons, and every season jet and ben lose more and more aura, and without sam they have no chance of attracting actual comedians or performance artists
>>220175416go to sleep blane
>>220175363Since Klaus got doxxed he is like an afterthought i didnt realy notice him while S5 was happening
>>220175416good?
>>220175431he hasn't been doxxed and his pictures are AI
>>220175416sam is a hypocritical fag
>>220175362>He was literally exposed for being a pedo 20 mins in.Go back wherever you're from, because /ftl/ understood he wasn't a pedo. Also it eventually came out that he only liked those photos because he was a fan of the animes they came from. If you view his profile, 99% (not an anecdote, its a literal statistic) of the photos are adult women, with a large portion being big titted. If you hate Blane I can't blame you, he's cringe as hell, but this narrative is just wrong.
>sam when he reads /ftl/
>>220175426After the Miami trip i would not spit on them if they were on fire they are the lolcows now
>>220175431he just hasn’t been the same since his heart got broken i think chat :(
>>220175426in addition, a "fan of previous seasons" now is generally someone who was able to sit through s4 and s5, meaning they are either superfans like bashir or blane, or sunk cost hatewatchers like you or me or bezo, or just scum of the earth streamstars. its hard to remember but back in s2 "being a fan" just meant you liked MDE or season 1, which has such radically different implications to the current meaning
You are all going to get what you
>>220175463You seem very defensive about this topic
>>220175474Fuck you Jack Klaus loved you
>>220175376Its not moronic, its literally fact, he is literally one of the most popular fish/freeloaders ever during the first 72 hours of his appearance on /ftl/, you can check the archives
do i have it in me to write a great novel
Notice the show stopped being good when they no stopped listening to us
so funny how actually mad he is that they got mogged out of miami. “we’re gonna be ironic and act like total fags lol” and then they got actually mad and rage quit. classic humiliation vacation.
>>220175475The whole S2 were superfans was so overblown it was Tayleigh and Brian and the rest was baseline level. I seen the S2 add in the threads it was not a secret
>>220175484nta but he's right, I don't care for him but the pedo stuff is factually incorrect
>>220175522>they're being entertaining 2 own me:|
>>220175508bill please write a memoir
>>220175536and cole
>>220175537found another
i threw in with blane initially because he seemed like an /ftl/ poster with an idea of what makes fishtank good, similar to bashir, and it seemed like he was going to be a platonic "freeloader" by just clearing out the fridge every day and sleeping weird. i cooled fast when he started baseding out. as it happens, neither blane nor bashir were /ftl/ posters, just vaguely 4chan-coded spergs who could vaguely comport themselves
>>220175512Yeah i did
>>220175522CG won.
>>220175508No, but the interesting slop webnovel awaits you
>>220175558what if i read some great novels and novellas and think really hard
>>220175508yes anon, you can do anything you set your mind to
>>220175548This is a good post
>>220175546Good point yeah and cole
shooting ropes all over claire's huge tits
>>220175563Get on royal road, it’s your destiny
>>220175563hit up Bashir's dad for advice, he seems to be doing well
Had a dream that Benleaks opened an OF and was doing shoots with all notable male Fishtank personalities except TJ.
>>220175548>seemed like an /ftl/ posterThats not a good thing
Twins just said that s3 was way better than s5
>>220175580she doesn’t like that
>>220175599Jasper...
>>220175593i hate to throw the word platonic out again but i mean the ideal covert ftl poster who has absorbed the correct understanding of the show by posting here and wont be too much of a faggot in either direction
>>220175548>similar to bashirYou mean very early season surely? I got that kind of vibe very early, but it quickly went away. I would say by the end, despite both being cringe as hell, Blane probably still had a better idea of fishtank. Also how do you know Blane and Bashir were never /ftl/ posters but only 4chan coded?
>>220175618im tired im retiring from the thread for the day peace
>>220175597i wonder what james drake's opinion on season 5 and the state and direction of the show will be, once he's caught up on all the previous seasons
shut up
>>220175608/ftl/ doesn't understand this show
>>220175632He will never be caught up
>>220175644why
>>220175608I feel you Jin becoming a martyr for r9k posting irl was fucking retarded. If you have an extensive knowledge of fishtank, you should be using it to take money from Jet not getting sent home.
/ftl/ is the show
>>220175641No u
There is no show. Only /ftl/.
>>220175632he already questioned in his latest stream why they were so slow with releasing the episodes when they were talking about bloodgames. JD said they should just hire a team of editors and he agreed with him. they also all think they're still getting S5 episodes for some reason
>>220175651Its about sending a message
>>220175543Bill Ottman is a bully who only knows how to try to beat people into submission and guilt/coerce projects to doing Fishtank.live's bidding. Example: when he emailed Fishtank spinoffs to get them to pay 20% tribute of their profits to Fishtank or else they would be sued for intellectual property theft (despite no copyrights on anything). FUCK Bill Ottman. He's a fucking faggot.
>>220175650im tired im retiring from the thread for the day peace
what is even happening none of u are real
>>220175658/ftl/ is the console and the seasons are the games for it
>>220175548>what makes fishtank good>going to be a platonic "freeloader" by just clearing out the fridge every day and sleeping weirdyou're wrong. the chaos and destruction is what makes fishtank good.
>>220175687I'm real and im fabulous
>>220175675Was that why TJ did not go on S5?
>>220175651lol based and true. The ultimate /ftl/ fish would make it to the end, win, and r9k post the second they get their phone back, all while being really cool and likeable on the show
not a single goonable stream today. shame
>>220175522
>>220175522Does Jetty hate Burt now?
>>220175703I don't know. I do know that contestants in Fishtank spinoffs knew of this general information prior to TJ's decision not to walk up the stairs. Whether TJ was told about it too, who knows.
>>220175698lol based and true. The ultimate /ftl/ fish would make it to the end, win, and r9k post the second they get their phone back, all while being really cool and likeable on the show
>>220175522ip2 mentionedrent free
>>220175716Roger that
>>220175658I don't think I could watch more than an hour of this shit without the threads. As it stands, I have spent more time on the threads than I have watched the show to be honest.
>>220175522>how can I spin running from Miami into a win
>>220175707lmao
Shadi is a prostitute?
>>220175651It was an accident ;_;
>>220175739Always had been
>>220175522>daily dropping viewers as their seethe & mental illness becomes more and more obviousthe projection here could not be more obvious
>>220175522He's right though.
FAAHH
Blane eating all the food was funny but as soon as he started talking I could tell he was a probably a faggot and then when he started talking about past seasons with Bashir I knew he was a faggot. It was hard being the lone Blane hater at first but it’s nice to see people have come around and realized he was always a faggot.
>>220175714Binx lurks here and it's not a secret she has said it a few times now. TJ does not care about clout and gains nothing from exposure i still think he didn't go on because of the treatment of Steinful. TJ is loyal to his friends. The only question i have is what he would have said to Jet and Ben if they were awake. TJ has been very irritable even in his January streams there was something off with him.
i am stunlocked
>>220175757Is there a problem?
>>220175778God he’s so handsome and cool.
tummy hurts cus i ate tuna in chilli oil
>>220175597they didn't watch either of those seasons live so who cares what they think
It's so messed up that Letty forced Shadi to be a prostitute and forced Claire to fuck Jet's dick and forced the nontent niggers to waste a week in Miami
>>220174582brutal mom mogging
https://twitter.com/RadioIndia_/status/2049489422312149057
>>220175692fishtank for us is like the kung fu matrix program for neo
I ship Tayleigh and Bashir, they'd be good together lmao. Chud wife for an autist muslim cowboy. Aside from that, I'll glaze Tayleigh in that she's just a pretty cool lady, I watched her streams for a bit when she started, she's good at talking to/reading her chat and is all around good at being relatively interesting or good at making a funny joke here and there.
>>220175814>all the comments calling ben a faggotfishtank catching Ls nonstop even when they're not live. this isn't even the first time ben has gone viral for looking like a faggot
why is her hand like this?
>>220175802i diarrhead a little just so you guys know
>>220175814on god
>>220175824
the boys behind worldcorp and smoketeam6 no longer draw breath
>>220175831perspective
>>220175831nina is a whore
>>220175814Fucking kek massive traction Its like Payton n frank again
>>220175843nobody involved in fishtank is the same person they were in 2024 not a single one maybe vance
>>220175844yeah, lens is lying
nina edited the noses
>>220175831AI
>>220175852ARE YOU AWARE OF THE FACT?
>>220172686>>220172686So confirmed that they're still in Miami? Pretty shitty of them to have called up Kevin's dad and tricked Kevin into going back with him. The nigger is 26 years old.
>>220175814
>>220175814>>220175814I'm just saying, if I was there in S5, I'd be placing the robot face down every chance I get. Or blocking it in with items so it's stuck.
>>220175892Not giving Kev the ps5 is retared fuck they gonna do with it.
>>220174600I like her, but wouldn't want her to be my gf also I love big titties on skinny women
>>220175814so true
>>220175905It'll collect dust until GTA6 comes out, where they might use it.
Nina! Nina! Nina! Nina!
ngl the twins shaved head is really sad and depressingjet seriously ruined their streaming potential just because he got asspained at them being liked by the audience, and just had to humiliate them and put them in their place so that they wouldn't get any success afterwardsi hope they still succeed despite itsam would have never let that happen, he actually cared about the fish a little bit, jet just wants to humiliate and ruin them
>>220175903there should be a season with groypers vs demonrats
>>220175922Nah their Lil hats are cute and look like hair they'll be fine
>>220175921I like posts that just say a bunch of supposed TTS ban phrases like "Nina Marky Big Purple". Those always make me laugh. As if Sam Hyde is reading the thread and will get really mad. Lol
>>220175915Without makeup and with a slight amount of stress, she completely reverts to S1 ghoul. She didn't have a glow up, she just learned how to use makeup.
Georgetown, what happened there?
>>220175922think of it this way, the twins shaving their head is what made jet gave them a pity 20k
>>220175897Majority of TJ haters are scorned simps always has been.
>>220175786Betty is weird. She's probably the craziest fishgirl (tied with Summer) and has the most degenerate porn. But she somehow manages to be the least slutty. She didn't get neptune'd and if she has fucked/is fucking anyone else, she's managed to be discreet about it.
>>220175892Nina posted that she ate at a Miami location yesterday, so pretty sure they're still in Miami.
>nina agreed not to stream for the rest of the dayLOL cucked, jet W
>>220175960she is just unfuckably ugly
I miss Little Bam
>>220175939they proly would have made more than 20k simp bux over the next few months if they never shaved their head, not to mention all of the future momentum on their streaming it also destroyedalso he was forced to do that anyway, the twins were too popular, why do you think he was angrily seething at them for "not trying hard enough" during the entire finale? Jet was seething that he couldn't just freely humiliate them because they were popular, he tried so hard to get the audience to turn against them the entire final day. when I get on s6 i'll press jet about this btw, after a week or two once I get enough simps to make the audience really hate him
>>220175892I don’t think so. The picture Damiel posted is old since I remember Aryeh watching Oliver & Company on his IG stream a few days ago.
>>220175967source?
>>220175979red bam ate him
>>220175980You are a retarded faggot but probably just a LLM
What does the 2nd Polish anon think of Shadi now? i say that because the og Poleanon was cool not like the faggot shadi simp.
>>220175920Jetnep GTA6 streams are going to go nuts.
Nina (Letty) is _____?
>>220175982Didn't Nina say that she ate in Brickell yesterday night? That's in Miami.
>>220176001>>220175999Don't call her by that name. She prefers to be known as Violetta, or Letty for short.
Guys, there is no Josie thread on /bant/ anymore.. can someone make a new one pls?
>>220175999NIGGER!
Does Josie still have simps nowadays?
>>220175997He's such a vibe nuker that nothing with him on screen actually works.
>>220175936i miss tacxin
>>220176015>>220176012
>>220176006I will call her that because she clearly still hates it despite acting as if she doesn't care.
How would you describe Jet Neptune in 3 words?
>>220175935What do I care, as long as she looks good with makeup. And dorky women with glasses are cute. Plus it's just more exciting to root for the underdog and be contrarian.
>>220176016>aI kinda feel bad for Jet. It's clear he wants to be seen as laid back, funny and clever.
>>220175999a menace to the female population
>>220175999not someone i find attractive, no offensehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777504158836701.mp4
>>220176034Fat Faggot Nontent
>>220175892>The nigger is 26 years old.He has the mind of 13 year old.
>>220175922They make $4k a stream and then they have their shop. They’ll be fine.
>>220176034RETURNTOPROFESSIONALISM
>>220176034cool funnydown with the kids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZzU6FQypjc
>>220175999a whore
>>220176038What blows my mind is that, despite years near Sam, he didn't develop a better sense of comedic timing, thinking on his feet, or even how to really be witty. Whatever you think of Sam, you would think it would have rubbed off on Jet at least a bit.
>>220175814The fact Ben's "Don't ever talk to my Indian like that again" line is lost on them is hilarious
>>220176034not that nigga
>>220175904Honestly shocked someone didnt destroy it. Like what is little jetty gunna do? Kick you off the show he isn't paying you for but desperately needs you to stay because 3 other people already walked off?
>>220176050So? Can he vote and potentially be drafted? He can do whatever he wants then. Girls can choose to be in facial abuse gangbangs the second they are 17 years and 366 days old.
>>220176044
What is Brian Baloney's ethnic background?
S1/MDE fans feels so quaint compared to the Fishtank superfan freaks we get now. I apologize to the S2 cast.
Twins really killed their viewership
>>220176089S5 was full of pussies
>>220176034Trailer park genetics.>>220176089I mean if someone did it in an impactful way, he'd even have to pretend to compliment you and say it's badass. It would have been humiliating for him. Hated S5 cast man.
>>220176062Sam intimidates and bullies people. Not a good environment for learning.
>>220175922As someone who has tuned in here and there to their stream, their hair length has not impacted my enjoyment or lack there of at all.
>>220176044>ninaseethers just admitting their hatred is based on vibes (aka nothing)
>>220176108we gotta play videogames broooooo
>>220176120Even picking up his manner of speaking would have been good, as it lends to comedic timing.
>>220176108Explain, please.
>>220176107S1 megafags are like bruh bro walked into a different room crazee
>>220176108Bongo is a vibe nuke on stream.
>>220176092He needs to be in a care home or something. It's cruel to let him loose on the streets with a bunch of gays.
this is one person
Hiii I’m Bella Bunny, here to make you happy and please you. I’m a thick girl with an even bigger heart. Whether it’s from my services to my humor I’ll leave you feeling lighter.
>>220176107S1 and S2 are the only real fishtank none of the other shit scratches the itch
>>220176145Then basically every woman needs to be in a care home as well.
>>220176118>I mean if someone did it in an impactful way, he'd even have to pretend to compliment youKEK true. The entire chat and twitter would be spamming how you mogged the robot while Jet is secretly seething.
Her status?
>>220176149
>>22017615203 up to the FH2 crash out showed that production can be creative if they put in the effort.
>>220176152The show's production quality and creativeness peaked with Famous House. Coincidentally when Jet was locked in the basement.
>>220176107true
>>220176162brooooooodas craaaazzzeee
>>220176140Bingo crying about how she wants to play a game so bad and Bongo just ignores her, probably thinking about how she wants to smack her upside the head
>>220175973Even in the last few days, I've seen a few posts claiming she fucked certain people. But there's no proof. The closest thing is the video of her getting manhandled by Freddy but even that's inconclusive. Every other crazy fishgirl has photographic or video evidence or third-party confirmation concerning who they fucked. But the one who actually made porn of herself has nothing but rumors? She has the most obsessive simps but they can't find even a years old facebook picture of her with an ex-boyfriend to cry over? It doesn't add up. How could someone that crazy manage to be that discreet? I have a theory that she's pretending to be retarded to farm simps, but I can't prove it.
>>220176162Being my littlespoon right now
>>220176135you are replying to a dedicated twin hater. Just check the previous thread(s) and you'll see a variety of made up stories having been posted
>>220176012Niggerlips forgot to take his meds and made the previous thread unusable
>>220176162Stream star whore who cares
why is he called benleaks
>>220176177Why did Betty ever link up with Freddy in the first place?
>>220176161These "fishtank fans" that Jet hires, don't even understand the fucking show. And people compliment Jet's casting! Drives me fucking nuts. Just get failed normies again then!
S5 cast was too heckin wholesome
>>220176140Really? I don't watch twins streams, but I thought she'd be an entertaining goofball
>>220176168this
ngl the fat guy on kino casino is kinda funny, but he's so fat and grosswhy can't he just go on ozempic or something, or learn to put his fingers down his throat after he eats
>>220176168>The show's production quality and creativeness peaked with Famous Housefamous house was all baby tier challenges in an unadorned house, terrible sound and video quality and very few thought-out bitsit was good in spite of the wiggers, it was only the cast and the premise that make it watchablecan't stand this revisionismalso the word is creativity not "creativeness" you dullard
>>220176194Jet also doesn't understand or even watch his own show, so it's to be expected
James "James Drake" Drake refusing to raid anyone ever
>The twins accepted my friend request on steambet you guys wish you were as cool as me
>>220176182Oh, I see. Thanks.
>>220176212>steam friendsIs it 2013?
Im fine with saying S3 till Alex left was good but it still was not fishtank.
>>220176198She bickers with Bingo too much and constantly gets upset when chat doesn't agree with her.
>famous house was LE PEAK!We're seeing the episodes now and they're somehow worse than the season 1 edits, fuck are you talking about?
ashanti sloan talking about the twins with himself on 4chan at 3:30 am pacific standard time
>>220176212i have Josie and Jimmy on steam, don't do anything with either of them though
starting to believe bad ideas was right and production posts in these threads to astroturf the new fish's streaming careers because i refuse to believe any /ftl/ poster is watching the twins or james drake or landon or vimp or bashir's boring ass streams
don’t talk sweet bout spongebob or im finna slide on u hoe real shit on foenem
>>220176107the s2 bts video is interesting because jet's reasoning for choosing people is so asinine it was bound to be nothing but bores. but at the same time they feel so much more real and less performative, so is the trade off worth it just to have some more relatable people? not really, entertainment should be on the forefront
>>220175960From what I understand, she's a virgin.She can't have sex because she'll have a seizure.
do you think they're really leaving miami?
>>220176198did you forget her meltdown on the show
>>220176227the twins are okay background noise
I feel so liberated
>>220176198she is. everyone loves bongo. people use these threads to air out their biases, don't take it seriously.
You now remember the Director Ben vs Jeremy Gold feud.
>>220176208Other than the "yard," the sound wasn't that bad. The sound quality was Jet's fault definitely. Keeping 7 to 8 people strung along thinking it was a real show has literally never been done before. I agree that the house was hyper plain, but I had guess they would do it again but with retheming, which would be so easy. You got me on the word, but I just woke up so cut me some slack.
>>220176238True liberation and absolution comes through Christ alone
>>220176249christ is not king
>>22017623820 faggots finally know you're a prostitute, congrats
>>220176209This is the weirdest part to me. Jet, Ben, Mints, all of them, seem to really and truly not get their own show after 5 seasons and 3 years.
>>220176222they equate liking the concept to the entire thing being good
>>220176249Well yeah but the truth in reality is liberating I can finally be more open
i finished crime & punishment what book should i read nextmoby-dick kinda seems like moidslop, i don't know if I want to read itmaybe i'll read demons, but i heard its pretty hard to follow if you don't know russian because there's like 50 different characters with russian names & nicknames
>>220176261dam don say dat shi
>>220176231she's done dildo shit on videos before I'm pretty sure, she needs at least a daily orgasm but the means of which she gets that shouldn't matter
>>220176222Steinful > Jet > Abi.I guess we solved the pecking order
famous house was freaking EPICi love watching vacuous normies "strategize" against each other 24/7, punctuated by scavenger hunts for candy and halloween costume contests
>>220176238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-3qVqM4VBM
has anyone suggested to the twins that they get an actual streaming schedule?
>>220176264Thank you <3 Everyone irl to me knows this is like my extended friend group knowing
>>220176267yeah exactly. it's just a thing they can name. but fuck you for making me agree with a "benleaks" post
>>220176279At least they did shit during the day instead of S4 and S5's laying around till Jet wakes up at 5pm.
>>220176238kill yourself
>>220176279It was a different time.
>>220176264kek
>>220175915Respectable. I can accept that.
>>220176290Youre not our friend
>>220176270demons is better than crime and punishment, go for it.
>>220176296Thats not liberation thats failure
>>220176278>Abi
Famous house worked because they had Alex and Burt. Any season concept would work if you had Alex and Burt
>>220176294most depressing existence captured on the show
>>220176232they still have the airbnb for the rest of the week so they'll probably stay and just not stream it
>>220176208NTA but despite the kind of milquetoast challenges, the gaslight was funny, including the computer LARP. My favourite part was the "scenes". I still like them in more recent season because they are funny, but in season 3 the scenes hit harder because they were all attention whore normies who wanted to stars and famous so it elevated the comedy of them. The season wasn't as "loud" for a lack of a better word, but it got me invested in a way.
>>220176303I know but you do know me very wellI consider hatred a very intimate emotion
Alex B was the Burt of s3
>>220176294This is probably what One Piece character look like to him when he pictures them in his mind.
>>220176290You are my friend
I really liked Bongo on the show since she always seemed so upbeat except when she got drunk. But streaming Bongo just seems so dour and on edge constantly, meanwhile Bingo who just complained and slept all day seems to be enjoying herself more. Bongo always seemed to get stressed and emotional really easily so I don’t know if she’s just worried about the fickle nature of internet celebrity and is constantly trying to appease chat to keep that going but I wish she would just calm down and have more fun.
>>220176299He looks legit young in many FH caps, can't believe how much he aged in 2 years. Drugs are nuts man.
>>220176329Thank you likewise
>>220176230The "more relatable people" carried /ftl/ discussion for 2 years and still do if you include bitchtank. Maybe that's saying something, or maybe expectations can't allow that anymore
>>220176290is your boyfriend mantally handicapped?
>>220176125>vibes (aka nothing)This is what virginnsimpcels believe kek. The point went completely over your head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjAF7D4l91M&list=PLHty42R3pJg5uupN9fz3esHcAMHuM7m9y
>>220176341Nice spelling there you oxymoronDouble entendre btw
>>220176266Your post reminded me of those Mints chat messages about removing the beef bell, which is like easily the most braindead decision I think they have ever made, and demonstrates a complete lack of understanding. Its so retarded, I have to believe its not even a lack of understanding, but sheer laziness to not want to have to come up the stairs and perform a challenge at the whims of the bell.
just ordered 2 1L bottles of wine to soothe my back pain while i browse ftl and watch twins
Alex B is dying :/, but his phrases will remain his legacy
>>220175999A menace to society.
>>220176351So was his
>>220176336
>>220176342>replying with more vibesposting and saying nothing specificinteresting
>>220176034cutest little sweetie pie
>>220176357Hopping more dick than me just to hate
>>220176238Ayo Shawty woke up from a short sleep with morning wood. You need to take care of this it's your fault.
>>220176351He is dating a prozzie what do you think
>>220176351no one cares, answer the question
>>220176034lower than garbage
>>220176125Dude she sucks. Middle school manipulation tactics that, if it doesn't work, she immediately gets pissy.
she fucked chicken Andy, was a horrible friend, and came up with a bit where a girl was forced 2 expose herself under the guise of immunity...Nina is a bad person
>>220176211He raided twins today
>>220176193She claims she had a genuine crush on him, but she seems pretty eager to link up with a lot of former fish, which is another question I have. How lonely do you have to be to see Rachel having a mental breakdown for a week and think 'Wow, that's someone I would like to be friends with'. Betty is just an odd person. Probably the most mysterious fish/freeloader from a psychological perspective.
>>220176376My bf is not mantally handicap
>>220176336Yeah the twins' streams have an oddly tense vibe to them. Hopefully Bongo taking a break from commissions will give her some breathing room and she'll get into the groove of streaming and start to enjoy it a little more.
>>220176365You wouldn't get it and you've proven that much. Maybe once you have a bit more life experience other than simping for a girl 24/7 you'll understand.
>>220176310Occam's razor take, based and trvke
should I mention ftl when booking or keep it a secret
>>220176399seething over a girl 24/7 is just as bad btw
LandonSimpScoot.webm
>>220176336the stakes are higher for bongo. i think she's treating it as more of an actual job than bingo. not much would change for bingo if the streaming fell off, but for bongo it would be a huge disappointment.
>>220176330glad you caught that thought my stream was bugging out
>>220176034Fat and Gay
>>220176404>bookingbooking what?
>>220176394what are the perks of dating a prostitute?
oh she also gave abi Xanax during her downward spiral
>>220176310How about they hire tour de force fish like that all the time then? What, we only get 2 good fish like this season, such as Freddy and Direnc?
agua...
>>220176149>>220176164DORK
>>220176336>>220176418Bingo will not work regardless. Bingo probably sees this as "something to do" where Bongo "needs this to work." I don't get why Bingo can't get on disability or something, she's clearly very autistic. Both are, but Bingo refuses to work.
>my rection wehn every take I disagree with about Blane, Season 3, MDE, twins, etc. ITT
>>220176435I never not have money, I feel no emotional connection to clients, I get fucked into reset by bf, im loving and kind and sweet. Im kinky and I dress up for my bf as whatever he wants me to im experienced the list goes on he loves me for a reason and we match our freak
>>220176238people's reaction was surprisingly mature and positive, you are not banished which is nice
So do you think Jet's doing a good job with this offseason?
>>220176404i think my fishtank follows on my normie ig account have torpedoed my chances dming multiple normie fishgirls
>>220176462How do you think the relationship will end?
AB straight up ignored hours of content on s3 episodes because during that time period the fishes were calling the computer "Josie" kek
>>220176270Read A Hero of our Time by Mikhail Lermontov. It's short and more of a collection of related short stories than a single novel, and it influenced Dostoevsky and Tolstoy.
>>220176330These where my favourite things to do during the season. Grok make him 50% smaller.
>>220176462Your boy is a lamo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T1c7GkzRQQ
>>220176473I mean yeah I think its like of course there was gonna be negative stuff duh but im surprised at the nice stuff and curiosity, maybe tomorrow ill stream and talk about some of my crazy story's and q&a shit
>>220176474>Couldn't hang at Clav's club when they wanted to meet them>Lost face being a control freak to Letty>Got pressed out of a concert after hiding in a shipping container>Confirmed to be a pest with Abi and Claire>Everyone got food poisoning from Damiel's poorly prepared ceviche>Got content mogged so hard last night they ragequit>Somehow put bezo in a good light>Snitched to Kevin's ultra conservative parents and took away the PS5 he promised him
>>220176474
James "James Drake" Drake chatting with other Fish and letting a random caller in convinces him to watch Boku no Pico on stream
>>220176411Brother stop projecting. I'm actually rooting for you. If someone like Landon can level up so can you. You're most likely better off than him as well. Kevin didn't deserve the spot for Chud to Chad. It should've been someone like you who would've actually benifited from this and not get turned out into some fag.
Alex B spent the last of his life force to give us 'airball'
>>220176480AB Nina Jet niggas that need to die
>>220176494>Everyone got food poisoning from Damiel's poorly prepared cevicheMassive kek
>>220176479It won't I gotta gun hehe jkHe and I are very in love sorry if thats insane to grasp
>>220176474Yeah the humiliation rituals are pretty funny. He led to the birth of Diamond too
Shadi how much to piss in your mouth then jack off on u?
>>220176494When he write it out like this it sounds awesome but it really fucking sucked
>>220176462>I get fucked into reset by bfdoes he love doing it after youve seen your 4 or 5 clients of the day?
i hope shadi is happy and we all find peace
How im feeling https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UrQEc8tw4g
>>220176529I dont do him the same day I see people I set a schedule. Their micro penises arent doing much damage compared to him
>>220176440he looks like a little monkey fella
>>220176531Im content for now but I am making plans to funnel my income into something else so I dont have to rely on it no more
>>220176509this thing seems therapeutic to you so have it your way
>>220176193they're cousins
Nobody post and the whore goes away
How the hell did Sylvia end up the biggest winner out of all the girls
(weakly) ooh ooh ah ah
>>220176462why are you hypersexual?
are there people that actually like damiel? he's such a nontent xanax addicted loser, nothing going on his brain, doesn't do anything but stand around in a bloated haze, and then he tries to bully tards to make himself feel better about himself, but he's so stupid from his already low iq mixed with drugs that he can't even manage to bully themsomehow he's more of a gross mess than jet
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>>220176386I never really understood why people say she uses "manipulation tactics". Half the time she's obviously just fucking around and the rest of the time it's just playful behavior. It's so transparent that it makes me assume anybody who gets worked up over it is either genuinely autistic or a virgin. She doesn't seem any more manipulative than most over women. The dangerous ones are the ones who are able to completely hide their intentions and manipulative behavior. She's usually just coquettish/coy, how is that "manipulative"? Nina can't manipulate to save her life, she's actually very naive and clumsy. And no, I'm not simping, I wouldn't want to date her etc. etc., I just don't get it.
heh this is freaking awesomei actually love this it doesn't bother me at alljet = JD?
>>220176557she simply peaced out, geographically and socially, thanks to the goodwill and sexual energy typical of the highest caliber of /ftl/ waifufag
>>220175207he's posted curent videos/pics of himself before, he's haggard as fuck but in a kind of rockstar way>>220175339a lot of it is shit but whitby's fine, i'd live there
Outside of my work im pretty asexual and I dont look men in the eyes and I dress like a dyke. I been dressing tomboy since a teen cause of reasons
>Survival stream is heavy on my mind. I need a 4 man squad of people who are ready to die/starve #fishtanklivehttps://x.com/jetneptune_/status/2049802153263235576
>>220176578I'm Jet NepI'm gayI suck Ben's DubAll day
>>220176578can you please explain why would any of that bother jet?
Wicca Phase Springs Eternal
>>220176587shut the fuck up
>>220176566i find him funny and hes chill off camera
>>220176570I wish bliccy really sold this shirt I would've bought it >>220176595You need cbt or dbt classes
>>220176578If a homeless man got a tattoo saying Fuck you on his neck, would it bother you? Stop acting like a nigger lmao
dont make it like you dont care for fan favorite ian
>>220176571she triggers spergs
>>220176587You're perfect
>>220175339>If you knew how bad the North East of England isfarms, coastlines, mostly White, still feels like the '90s in terms of how high-trust it is, and the fastest internet in the countrywhat's wrong with it?
>>220176589Fix your fucking stream set up first, retard
>>220176606Thank you i am unsure how accept compliment
>>220176601lmfao
>>220176570how does that lead to a desire to have more sex rather than repel you from the act though?
shadi shadi shadi shadi!
>>220176589Call in the twins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRTjksM3YAs&list=RD78gt7pfjlCU&index=3
>another bit/idea that will fall through
1k for this lmao
>>220176589anything but bloodgames 2 i guess
>>220176627molestation early enough can warp a persons sexuality around its circumstances and dynamics
>>220176608That one bald and bankrupt video made it look pretty bad, at least in the old industrial towns. But I'm just an ignorant southerner so maybe I shouldn't form my opinions off of youtube videos.
>>220176638and they will be selling those for like 100$ after that one gets sold
>>220176636If the list does not have Jon or TJ he is gone
>>220176480chips are also being completely cut from the episodes too if you read the scripts
>>220176587Do u do bbbj
>>220176638luckily i secured mine before they knew about bidding
>>220176627Before this work I only choose one partner but im good at it ummm like im really receptive to what my love likes. With work I want them in and get the fuck out as I astral project out my body. Its acting this work is acting and customer service and I pull all my tricks to get them to get off as soon as possible. Its like any high traffic business, this shit ain't Starbucks and we dont have a public bathroom or public wifi
>>220176587kill yourself
>>220176636how many hours until>ok we’re gonna order them food for tonight
on 2mg klonopin eating zambrero and watching family guy in bed
Ftl Karaoke stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWXRobeHHyM&list=RD78gt7pfjlCU&index=3
>>220176662Absolutely not if anyone asked me that I block them>>220176673No thank you Free yourself from me if you'd like :3
>>220176636I'm ready to die for jet neptune
>>220176674>we just need a vibe repair
>>220176571what pisses me of is that people can say in one sentence, that "she is so good at mental games" and at the same time act like "but she is not manipulative"like what the fuck "mental games" and "messing with other person thoughts" is if not art of manipulation, and if you say she is good at it, then why are you so defensive to admit she uses itit is just a word with strict definition, "manipulation", and they chimp out because they know this word has emotional load, negative meaning
>>220176672you don't sound to be too proud of your job, for some reason
>>220176636>3 days later>camping is mad gay bro we should do like a pirate ship stream
>>220176571It appears to be playful behavior, but she is simply using that as a thin veneer to make fun of or mess with people. Then you say, but she always talks like that. Yes, she is always only saying negative things. It's incredibly transparent, but the "playful" manner lets her hide behind a sheet of plastic where everything is "just kidding" or "not serious." She literally can't be genuine. I'm really not sure how people don't see this.
>>220176685But cbj feels so much worse...
>>220176700I treat it as business its not pleasure, something some people can learn.
>>220176710Well too bad have some self preservation
>>220176636A survival stream would be extremely boring to watch. I'm sure Jet imagines in his fried brain that the contestants will be wading through water rapids and fending off bears, but most of it is going to be boring nontent.
>>220176733Are u saying u have STDs or smth
>>220176733Can you cease talking about this subject and instead reveal more anti-Jet stuff?
>>220176012Someone bake.
they never even went back to the club again
>>220176672can we meet up for an hour, I will fly out there?(I'm klaus)
>>220176736After 5 seasons and 3 years, he still can't consider how things would translate to being on cam.
>>220176754Jet gets panic attacks and sensory overload please understand
>>220176589>4 man squad of people who are ready to die/starveThey wont even make it to the surviving part. Jet fucks everything up.
>>220176739No im saying this, men who seek that probably have stds and if they dont they have no self preservation for themselves. I prefer not to expose my self to exposure to stds which is why I dont offer that. These guys will take a bj from a girl off the blade for 50 not subjecting myself to that
>>220176757Klaus would never say that
Grim, dire even Euro noon times
>>220176589I'll die for the content, but I'd cannibalize Jet Neptune first.
>>220176775Well I don't have any STDs so it's chill right?
>>220176792I dont care and im speaking to you like a client, theres no amount of money not even a test to where I would risk that.
>>220176589Imagine being able to be in the wilderness with Jet, with no possible cops around, the stream could go out, and it could be you and him alone. Who's to say he doesn't fall off a cliff?
we need the alex b ghost tour stream
>>220176638I wonder if she’ll think all of them will go for $1k.
>>220176802Well do u at least take credit card?
>>220176700>you don't sound to be too proud of your jobmost people aren't
>Steinful and Letty don't follow each other anymore
>>220176571her clumsy middle school style of manipulation gets you to drop your guard because people assume manipulation must be subtle, also gives her plausible deniability and if you react negatively you look like you took it too seriously so you can't set boundaries and the behavior keeps workingi don't think she does it on purpose, it's just how she is naturallymost people, including women, are pretty chill and not like this
/ftl/ is my job
>>220176695My point is that she's not good at it and that only spergs "fall" for her "manipulation", which also happens in front of a camera, so her behavior is played up, anyway. From when I've seen her on streams with normal guys, they don't really take her seriously. It just seems like she's an insecure womanchild, who uses playful flirtation to get attention and affection. It's the extreme reactions to her that I can never fully understand. Actual manipulators blindside you when it becomes clear that they've been on their own path all along. She just sort of stumbles around and tries to use her attractiveness when interacting with people, which is common with immature women.
>>220176868It's basically my second job yeah. But usually only during the seasons. I was pleased to see Jet fuck up so heavily on this 5.5 content. Thank god for work-from-home.
>>220176859Yeah, on both Twitter and IG
>>220176859Told you niggas TJ was loyal Real one alert
>>220176877You're the exact guy that >>220176861 is talking about. Everything she does, including acting immature and being "clumsy" is only for the plausible deniability aspect. Every single thing she does is so she can say "you thought I was serious?" or "why are you being so serious?" Take a look at any moment she actually gets upset or angry. It is an entirely different personality and person, which is her real person. Suddenly, she becomes very direct and forward and blames the opposing party.
>>220175755he usually is but everyone hates him for having sex
>>220176859when does TJ unfollow
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>>220176861Agreed. That's the thing, it doesn't seem to me like she does it on purpose, so it's weird to see how people always attribute all these nefarious intentions to her. She just seems very immature. It's surprising to me that it actually gets some guys to drop their guard in the first place. They really should know better.>>220176924see above. Of course she drops the coyness when she's angry, but she doesn't seem like a different person to me at all. Seems to me like she needs to grow up some more and learn to express herself genuinely. Still, the outsized negative reaction is what I can't wrap my head around.
>>220176674They had a really good idea on s5 with the jobs and the market but it turned out to be really low stake situation because Jet doesn't have the balls to let the contestants actually suffer.
>>220174608Do they have the archive files somewhere and aren't able to serve them or did they lose most of it?
