>a viscerally repulsive human in every single way>not funny >can't act>curiously keeps getting Hollywood rolesStavros is the male Lena Dunham. He's a grotesque amusement that the rest of Hollywood keeps around because ugly people with zero shame fill an exotic niche in showbusiness. This is why neither he nor Lena can lose weight. If they did they would lose the only thing going for them. Fatness is not just a physical state, but a mark on the soul.
The fact we will never even get a single season of a cumtown sketch comedy show is a crime against humanity.Genuinely would easily shit all over SNL.
Cumtown was one of the more embarrassing creations of my generation.
>>220173938Haha yeah man right on
>>220174241why
>>220174241It was occasionally funny but the fanbase genuinely sucks
>>220174438>the fanbase genuinely sucksthis. everytime there is a cumtown thread here all the anons posting in it reveal themselves as aging basic bitch shitlibs
>>220174438who cares about a fanbase, are you retarded, I'll never stop listening to Limp Bizkit
>>220173938DONT BE JELLY!
>>220174675>Did I eat thaaat?
>>220174718Zoomers will never understand that reference anon
He'll be dead in ten years if he doesn't lose some weight.
>>220174675You don't even need to put him through AI - he looks just like Ryan Coogler.
>>220174241>>220174438>>220174519>>220174546I'm gay
>>220175129Is your dick small?
>>220174438It's best enjoyed in small amounts of clips on Youtube.
>>220174910I'm a zoomer (not even American) and I know that reference.
>>220173938Talk about getting dealt one of the worst hands possible in life. Even if he shedded all of that whale fat he’s carrying around, he would still be ugly as fuck.
>>220175954No but my dad's is.
>>220173938>>220174241t. Seething low level Austin comedians
>>220174241Ok Tom, we get it.
>>220174241>yo dude check out this show it's called CUM TOWN lmao lmfaoooo>nah>*years pass*>yo dude i'm a TRANNY now lmfaoooo who could have predicted it?????
>>220173938The only way a creature like this with zero talent keeps getting money is because they're afraid of him. He has blackmail on people in the business or something. Maybe he was involved with coordinating the Epstein shit, who knows. But that's the only way a creature like this keeps getting handed money while providing nothing in return. Reminds me of Dylan's actor from Severance and Ned's actor from Spider-Man
>>220173938>Fat ugly Greek pigYou can just say Greek
>>220177671Reminds me of that tiktok of someone making fun of this lady pouring so many chemicals into her toilet that she made mustard gas. Literally a year later and he makes another saying "you're still doing this shit? I'm trans now!" Dude looks and sounds exactly the same just wearing a wig. These people are sick. Same thing with the "Super Mario in real life, spaghetti!"
>>220175972That's the only way any comedy podcast should ever be enjoyed. Clip the five funny minutes and leave the 55 minutes of rambling bullshit on the cutting room floor.
>>220177676Stav is too fat and lazy to blackmail anyone
>>220174241Nick mullen is insanely funny, unfortunately he decided to drag two dead weights with him.
>>220173938>dude I’m fat and I have sex>*forced laughter*>hell yeah dudehow Stav was able to break out with his standup I will never understand. Hell, Stavs fans like to pretend he was some creative force on Cumtown when most of the shows highlights are literally Nick doing bits. this fat fuck also found a way to out eat ozempic
>>220177812>this fat fuck also found a way to out eat ozempicAmazing achievement. The combination of Greek genes and American environment produced a superhumanly voracious phenotype.
>>220173938Reminder that she let him fuck her
>>220173938I'm surprised his stomach isn't hairier
>>220173938Because you don't understand that physical comedy is a thing and he's the Messi of physical comedy
>>220177939reminder it's a fake story made by an agent
>>220174212We did get it. Mullen's run as producer of TAFS showed us exactly what he'd do: inscrutable sketches about Adam being nude and eating shit, meta commentary on his and Adam's position in the industry, and a stupid parody of Taxi Driver largely revolving around changing the lyrics of "Push it to The Limit" to "Suck Me on the Penis." Theres a reason he has no career and its because he's a self obsessed narcissist with no real creativity. Stav sucks but at least he has a personality and can hold a conversation with someone without steering it towards, "what if a retard was gay"
>>220173938The only reason he was cast in Tires was to make Shane Gillis look handsome by comparison
>>220177939he can do so much better
>>220178138it probably would be if he was human sized
>>220179570the thing is, even with money and fame, he really can't. why do you think he talks about dicks, asses and fucking so much? People who are fucking regularly never talk like this unless they are drunk.
>>220173938>Muh zero talent>Not funny>Can't actYet he's acted in a major movie, has fans and is considered funny. This whole thread is pure bitching about someones success. >>220179513He had to deal with Adam freaking out about every sketch and just not committing. If the cumtown 3 actually came together during the show and made sketches it would have been great but they're all incredibly lazy during the shows run.
>>220179513>Stav sucks but at least he has a personality and can hold a conversation with someone without steering it towards, "what if a retard was gay"You're right, Stav would just say something like "What if I got fucked by retard in my ass tonight?" instead. Which is much better.
>>220179752Can a person become too fat to be hairy? Does excess fat kill follicles?
>>220177691I remember that tiktok. It's the exact same ugly 5 o'clock shadow fatty with a wig. Troons are truly insane.
>>220173938Modern day Socrates
>>220179890>More like modern day Suckrates am I right guys? haha but seriously guys BLM.
>>220179810>not committing Adam didn't commit when they made a 20 minute sketch where he's wearing a wig and a dress and Nick is dressed as the Tin Man and they danced? Adam didn't commit to a dozen sketches where Nick was Dracula and critiqued the show? Adam didn't commit to an hour long episode where he imagines Nick killed himself and interviewed potential replacement hosts? You can quibble about Adam being a shitty actor but those were all bad sketches. The one they shot where they're preteens and go to see The Waterboy was arguably the best thing they produced, but the whole thing was still meta-commentary on Nick and Adam's relationship and their ability to collaborate on TAFS. He literally couldn't write about anything else
>>220179843Doesn't kill them, just stretches them apart
>>220180431Wow, that is something else. I guess it does explain why the morbidly obese are not hairy
>>220174267hell yeah dude woo!*hears a small number* oh is that the number of inches your penis is?I got a (thing that was just said) right here for ya pal*farts into microphone**attempts an impression and all he can think to say is "I'm gay" or "my penis is small"*powerful haunchesregular obese
>>220179513Hello stav
>>220180841Stav really is the worst one. Adam playing dumb and being a complete asshole to everyone he interviews is better than stav pretending to care about 'issues' because he thinks it will help him get a crumb of pussy
>>220180869lol if you think Stav has ever watched a second of TAFS
>>220174212Just don't even include stav. Just put Nick with Tim Dillon. That's the duo everyone actually wants.
>>220173938He's like past Jonah hill, his shtick is being an ugly bastard. If he tried to be anything else his career would be over.
>>220177788Nick is a manic depressive sperg, he doesn't have the work ethic desu
>>220177812>teehee I'm cute>posts hack crowdwork bit
>>220174241there were some funny clips from it but the whole millennial 'dude who cares lol' attitude gets annoying eventually and with age
i ve told you before search google onassis foundation
>>220181321For me it's darth joker
>>220181373Indian tony soprano
>>220173938Hrs not that ugly, he’s more funny then most people and comedians, and he’s pretty likable which is why he gets roles.
>>220180841cumtown is over with, dumbass. he hasn't done that shit in years2016 was a decade ago, anon
Jack Horner won.Marfan lost.
>>220177613He's kind of lucky imo because he's at level where he can just sleaze it up as an ugly bastard and it makes him stand out more, paradoxically making him funny to men and attractive to certain kinds of women
>>220181542He fills the roles danny divito would have gotten 30 years ago. A small, ugly, fat, bald guy.
>>220173938dude looked good in the RE trailer
I wish unfunny communist redditor cumtown fanboys/hasan fans would leave this website for good.
>>220174519They're all communist manchildren
Oneyplays is funnier than cumtown
>>220181703dude fuck yeahI listen to Oneyplays every day at my warehouse job as funny background noiseI miss Ding Dong & JulianI hope Zach comes back
>>220181671Cumtown fans don't agree with stavs politics anon. They just enjoy the racist jokes mullen would come up with while stav begged him to not say nigger again.
>>220173938what if mario got a new hat and it just had N on it
>>220181763But he also was in blackface.>big mamma neega>itsa me swarthio
>>220181786and he was gay lol
>>220181799The mushrooms are fried chickenYoshi just has a dildo for a saddleBowser is piccoloThe star is a crack pipeSwarthio rapes princess peach
>>220181799>>220181786hahahahahahahaha hell yeah dude
report eceleb threads as off topic
>>220181786HAHAAH NOOOO NOOOO NO STOP STOP THATS TOO FAR NICK NO NO NO
>>220181542he really wouldn't be THAT ugly if he lost 230lbs
>>220181732I just discovered it after being on the internet forever.How the fuck did I miss out on this kino?Yeah I think Zach is coming back
Fuck you allThey started a shitty podcast and built it from nothing and the fat ugly one became the most successful u just jelly
>>220182039Adam has 460kStav has 834kNick is walking around chinatown on kratom
>>220182039 i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about Stav. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
>>220182091>Nick is walking around chinatown on kratomthat honestly seems like the happiest possible ending for nick
>>220182124Stav gets the most pussy and he's the cutest and funniest
>it's fine when /tv/ likes the retarded fat commie
>>220182128Really is, he made plenty of money from the show and crypto, and he doesn't have to do anything anymore. He can just spend the next (realistically) 20 years walking around until he finally decides to kill himself
>>220182226>cryptolol, if you say so
I literally have no idea who that is
>>220173938>Hey, bro. Sorry for molesting you. I didn’t even like it I was just having a goof. It’s not like I ever molested other boys- just you. Remember? Anyway you see that missing lady? The one who ruined your life? No? Nah I didn’t think so. Oh is that cake?
>>220174212They filmed some sketches early on in cumtown around 2017 but Nick deleted them because he didn’t shave beforehand.
>>220177939and? stavros has clout and shes ugly. so what.
>>220182367It felt sincere
>>220174241Its the only creation of your generation lolololololol
>>220182660He really nailed the thousand island stare
>>220174212I always wanted a cumtown mst3k episdoe
>>220182312He's the cum pig.
>>220174241Cumtown ruined my sense of humor. Nothing is funny anymore. It was like comedy halcyon. Now my receptors are all fried. Even going back to old bits has diminishing returns
