>this situation is stickier than a cum pulsing cream pie being pissed out of a porn stars cunt into a dick hole
Seth Rogen is truly a modern day Shakespeare.
>it's like we're stuck between a cock and monkey pox infested asshole
It's sort of like throwing up into your own asshole then shitting it back out
Why are they always so crude? whats their affinity with toilet humor?
>>220181075
>>220181075The comic had better dialogue
>>220181166its written for teenage jewish boys.
>>220181098He didn't write this show, chud.
>>220181075If you cum, but you hold it in for a second, Is it dangerous for your dick/balls? I do it sometimes because I don't want to spray it and make a mess
>>220181202>here are the new Watchmen I was telling you about
cute girl
>>220181232So? It doesn't make what I said any less true.
>>220181075>Kimiko you didn't say a word for 4 season and now I am begging you to SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>220181075it's almost admirable that she tanked her career in a single season after she was set to get more roles just because people would have wanted to hear her voice. now that people have heard it and near unanimously decided she sounds annoying she will join dead careers general like the rest of the cast aside from Karl.
>>220181229teenage jewish boys wrote the greatest comedies of the 2000s. this is millenial childless white woman writing
>>220181358>>220181229>for nvm im retarded. but my point stands
>>220181075writers room is more jewish than fucking israel
>>220181318she already aged out and wasn't getting any big roles after The Boys regardless
This virus is gonna spread like peanut butter on a lonely girl's cunt
>>220181075last episode was so bad, why do show runners do filler episodes on finale seasons that are already a short run? also terror watching frenchie throw away a cake and then waiting until it's clear to go into the trash and eat it unironically shows more intelligence and strategic future planning than the entirety of Sister Sage character across the show. why they have kept a character they are literally too stupid to write for is the most frustrating aspect of the show that normies flatly refuse to acknowledge.
Listen fucknugget, you little crusty ass fuckhole incel shitcunts need to get out, touch grass and get some pussy instead of getting fucking assmad about this fucking show, you little cumdrinking shitpissfuck asswipe dickmaggots. t. millenials
>I'm tired of hanging around all of you queers. I'm going back to my room to snort coke off of a hooker's asshole and beat my dick to Sally Forrest's pinup photos, like a real man.
>>220181358>this is millenial childless white woman writingWe have to stop letting fictional characters get away with therapyspeak. It's even seeping into childrens' media. Whenever a cartoon character starts talking like a psychiatrist, you know it was written by a 35 year old white woman on Xanax and Prozac. >I'm unpacking my generational trauma>You're creating such a toxic environment>She needs to stop being so codependant and lovebombing him
>>220181075You really are still mad about your jap waifu being just like any other woman in 2026 aren't you?
>>220181396Last episode wasn't filler it was an episode setting up story beats for their character arcs and also acted as foreshadowing to how the ending will play out.
>>220181396what you didn't enjoy watching nothing happen from 4 different perspectives
>>220181075Remember the tweet about how she wants to kill Homelander like Arya slayed the night king? Yeah that's probably happening with the leaks followed
>character goes to the Philippines >becomes annoying
>>220181562that wouldn't be out of characterMM, Huey, or Frenchie doing is an automatic, none of their character are set up for thisStar Light has thrown like one punch in all five seasonsThis leaves Butcher and Kimiko. Butcher likes to monologue or engage in banter too much and will miss the opportunity to infect or deliver the killing blow to Homelander. Kimiko the actual super powered assassin and muscle of the group will not hesitate to attack as we've seen her do the most fighting in all of the seasons.
>>220181838>automaticautomatic no
>>220181838tiktok girl power is quite likely to save the day
>>220181262yeah
the forum you have posted this to is so dedicated to pron it has color coded webpages to make browsing easier, but a woman talking like 4chan is cringe. Lol lmao etc.
>>220181975most people stop browsing /b/ after they turn 15 zoomie
>>220181075I skip these two's boringass bullshit and it feels like I've been doing it since S2
>>220182012oh shit you're right, blue boards are all christian safe spaces. the boys™ is highly inappropriate and disgusting. It should be banned.
I hate my generation so fucking much bros....
>>220181232could have fooled me
>>220181358Comedies such as?
>>220181445UGLY GAY FAGGOT
>>220181166No idea. The first season wasn't like this. Now suddenly everything has devolved into dick and shit jokes.
>>220181262Definitely dont do that
>>220181229>for teenage jewish boys.Nah, that's the definitive jewish woman shit.
>>220181075Male nudity goodFemale nudity - body double
I have to give it to them, I was almost going to sit through this season, but Kimiko made sure I sure as fuck won't go further than e1.
>>220181075no way that was an actual line
>>220181166It's double digit IQ thinking from people stuck in their retarded teenager mentality. You know that age where teens start thinking they know everything and all that, they believe that the nastier and cruder a joke or insult is the wittier it makes them. And the reason for wanting to say that stuff in the first place is cause they're easily susceptible to their emotions due to their hormones, anger in particular which is a most volatile emotion.But at least teens of course have some form of an excuse there, the people that are stuck in that mentality are just retarded. It's the same that think gore and shit automatically makes something mature, even an animated show.
>>220181166It's called being safe-edgy. They want to pass themselves off as transgressive long after they've captured the overton window and are the largest purveyor of conformity and entryism.
>>220181262If you hold it in too much it can cause retrograde ejaculation where the semen goes up into the bladder.
Can someone explain these ratings to me? The writing has been absolute dog shit with the worst dialog I think I have ever experienced.
>>220181232
>>220183154If they start rating it down they have to confront the fact that the show sucks, and if they start thinking about the show sucking they'll realise that it's sucked for a long time. But the show has the same politics they do, and the chuds have been criticising it for those politics, so if they criticise it at all they'll be like the chuds. It's psychologically easier to just pretend it's a masterpiece.
>>220183154Season 5 is exactly in line with season 4,3,and 2's level of writing.
>>220181075>Redditors still insist the comics are edgy slop and the show somehow isn't
>>220183551And somehow this is an accurate depiction of how people with superpowers will act irl
>>220183154Indians
>>220183390The other seasons had rough dialog but this last season is far worse.
>>220181075Does she actually say that?
>>220181075Fucking revolting. Genuinely made me feel ill reading it>>220181098>Seth RoganExplains everything, I hate this man, I hate him with a passion, I hate how he is given jobs, work and adaptions to defecate on
>>220184095Why not subscribe to Amazon Prime and watch the latest season of The Boys™ to find out, friend :^)
>>220181262mustard gas
> SUCK MY FAT DICK
>>220181438they really are like that
>>220183551Hating the comic is a filter. Liking the show is another.
>>220181075I feel bad for the actress It's not like a Gal Gadot "Kal El No!" line that gets memed to death because it exposes how hacky and terrible the actress herself isThey just gave her the most simplistic, horny 12-year-old dialogue and failed to see how cringe it would be
>>220185599Nothing irks me more than the female characters saying shit like “suck my dick” or “sitting here with my dick in my hand”. WOMEN. DON’T. TALK LIKE THAT.
>>220181075Why are jews like this? Honestly? Are they biologically incapable of understanding beauty?
>>220183154This is a much better season than 2-4.
>>220181075letting her talk was a mistake
>>220183154It's a bit high, but I think season 5 has been a lot better than season 4.
>>220181318problem its not her voice its her lines
>>220181232> He didn't write this show, chud.If you had ever read the comics, you'd know he made corrections as an executive producer
>>220183154people who thought the previous seasons were shit stopped watching and leaving their reviews
>>220186774Yes, 8 is much higher than 5
>>220181075>write the character that people want>they don't like it
>>220183154Humans don't watch 5 seasons of slop so you're only getting rating from Seth Rogan types.
>>220181262yes it can back up also if a girl farts during anal it can give you an infarction, learned the hard way
>>220181166Nick Mullen and Mark Normand wrote the dialogue.
>>220187290who tf wants this>>220187839infrection
>>220181075>she can't kill Huey How did that make any sense? She is strong as fuck and pretty fast.
>>220187944huey has the big plot armor of the show
I'm watching this not with my full attention and this season sucks, that's why I don't want to rewatch it to find out myself, but mother's milk got shot in one scene and they never mention that at all, right?
>>220188247hughie's bullets have -50% dmg stat
It's not just the bad writing, why does she talk so FAST?
>>220188308she learned to speak from tiktok
>she still uses her retarded sign language Goddamnit. Nobody hated that shit? I guess I'm the only one, but now she's talking AND doing that crap as well. Fucking hell.
>>220188377she still has trouble with more complicated/emotional/non-memey things
>>220181262I have never been a shooter. even as a teen. I dont have that chode muscle or whatever
>>220181838Kimiko was getting thrown around by stormfront she ain't gonna be able to do shit to Homelander unless he's depowered but at that point even Ue would be able to kill him.
>>220188247Something that always bothered me was how Soldier Boy seamlessly acclimated to the current era despite being frozen for decades. There was a scene with Firecracker saying something like "This isn't your grandfather's glock" when the glock wasn't even around in Soldier Boy's era yet he knew exactly what it was immediately.
>>220188377DEI means having disabled characters. We saw a wave of streaming shows that had deaf characters using sign language because it’s an easy box to tick. I’s also why so many video games let you make a character with vitiligo spots. Kimiko is a disabled Japanese woman: a threefer.
>>220188496also she was easily deactivated by homelasor in episode 1 of this season KEK
I think that the actor who plays Huey watched too much Friends. He's probably practicing his lines always doing the same facial expression. That's why his wrinkles are deeper than the Grand Canyon
>>220188496They nerfed her compared to the comic version. Comic Kimiko couldn't beat Homelander, but 95% of the others she could at least fuck up pretty badly
>>220188575Deaf people in movies and tv shows was wild for a minute. Had to be deaf in real life as well.
>>220188570I sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder
>>220188623Everyone's nerfed Homelander doesn't get damaged by eye lasers in the comics. The ending was quick and extremely rushed in the comic. Fitting that they'll do the same thing here.
>>220181075i'd shag her in the fanny with my big white rod if you know what i mean
>>220188247He got shot in the shoulder by a small caliber handgun. I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume that it's not the first gunshot he's survived. would people prefer that they quip at each other mcu style? >I can't believe you shot me Ue>Uh you were actively trying to kill me at the time didn't realize MM stood for massive moron> oh yeah mf maybe we should finish what we started? Bend over mf I'm gonna bust that crust! >oi! Cunt! Save some for terror, he been wantin a new fuck toy
>>220181075Look at this bitch's GIANT MOON FACE
>>220188655There’s gotta be weird tax breaks for hiring disabled actors that they were hiding behind the virtue signaling. Like Goodwill hires disabled people so they can pay below minimum wage and claim another tax credit. Remember how the Netflix Avatar remake bragged about hiring a blind actress for Toph?
>>220188764They have so many boring useless scenes anyway. Could have him patching himself up in the background. It doesn't need to the focus of the scene.
>>220188697Yeah, it's nit picky but still
>Starlight sees that Hughie nearly fucking died, and would have if she was not there to save him after the invisible kid got killed>AAAAAAA HUGHIE I'M PUTTING YOU IN DANGER BY BEING AROUND YOU, NEVER MIND THAT I JUST SAVED YOU, I'M LEAVING!>ALSO ME LEAVING DOES NOTHING TO PROTECT YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL A WANTED CRIMINAL WHO WAS SCHEDULED FOR EXECUTION AND YOU'RE STAYING WITH THE BOYS>NOW I'M GOING TO VISIT MY DAD WHO IS IN HIDING, BECAUSE THAT TOTALLY WON'T PUT HIM IN DANGER
>>220188247>>220188838Yeah MM just gets fucking shot in the shoulder and it's treated like a scratch. They could have at least had the scene of him and Butcher watching tv show he's bandaged up or some shit
>>220189289I skipped her scenes with her dad.
>>220189362The funny thing is you can do that and probably miss nothing at all from the overall plot
>>220189320Or graze his shoulder instead? It has been peak amateur hour for at least 3 seasons now. Maybe only the first season is any good.
>>220189289yeah what the fuck was that visiti was hoping the cops/supercunts will come and off entire family to punish that retarded bitch
>>220189289That reminds me. Mallory isn’t around to give The Boys a blank slate when they screw up anymore.>Frenchie turns himself in to the cops>The next episode he’s free because Butcher and Mallory pulled some strings offscreen
>Hughie finally grows a fucking back bone and comments on how Starlight is selfish>"I almost died and she made it about her. I was raped by the shape shifter and she got mad. She's such a bitch">Turns out these aren't real feelings, just him being affected by some anger powerFUCK. OFF.
>>220189433Womyn always right, chud
>>220189403It also showed a huge problem with the world building that they've set up>Entire propaganda machine against Starlight and her followers>Secret police arresting people and sending them to detention camps if they support her>Yet Mason, her edgy brother who believes she's a terrorist, just calls the local sheriff instead of some kind of tip line?You know he called the local cop too because only one guy showed up without any backup or supes. >>220189428Consequences in this show mean fucking nothing. Remember before when Hughie was a wanted criminal on the run, but then when he got hurt in that stormfront car crash he just gets checked into a normal hospital and no one finds out?
>>220189544The first scene in the show makes no sense. Why would a criminal shoot homelander? Did they not grow up in that world and know about bulletproof superheroes?
>Smartest woman in the worlds plan is to get everyone killed so she can be left alone and read>She's somehow too stupid to just go to some fucking bunker like Stan Edgar did>She's also staying at Vought Tower, the place that The Boys would most logically release the virus>Give her quirky character traits like her loving taco bell, while making her too stupid to realize if her plan works there will be no more taco bellI think the worst part about her character is the fact that she DOES NOTHING. The virus, which is a major part of her plan, she's not involved in at all, just trusting the boys will somehow make it work. Also her manipulation is fucking grade school level and laughable that it's meant to be coming from a genius>Hey soldier boy, isn't it great that if we find v1, HOMELANDER WILL LIVE FOREVER. WON'T SPENDING ETERNITY WITH HIM BE GREAT HAHA I SURE HOPE THIS DOESN'T MAKE YOU PLOT AGAINST HIM HAHAI wish that they'd see through this manipulation and kill her off, but the writers don't have the balls to do it
>>220189881Maybe I'm wrong but there was a scene when she first showed up that was supposed to show how smart she is because she knew what a capybara was. Such an epic redditor thing. Wowie zowie. She so smart
>>220189881>Needs to get information out of powerful men>Doesn’t use any form of deception or blackmail>Just has sex with them despite being a fat pig with constant Taco Bell braps
>>220181075Why are American Asians so ugly compared to proper Asians?
There's a stat screen for heroes when they're looking for a new member of the seven and it shows her weight. I forget what it was, but it was normal or even skinny. Found it That tub of lard?kek
>>220190123Because proper Asians are even uglier
>>220190179No way this isn’t self reported. If the writing was smart, they would contrast it with The Deep’s page showing “Penis: 12 inches while erect”
>>220190273>>220190179Is it all that we can see? Maybe it's 120 kilograms.
>>220190383Google AI is telling me that there's a scene in season 4 episode 2 where sage is on a scale. I don't remember this. And it shows 110lbs.
>>220190006She hasn't done a single smart thing in her entire screen time. We're just told that it's all going according to her plan despite her doing fuck allHer motivation is so fucking stupid as well. It's like what an actual idiot would think smart people want>I'm a genius so I just want to be left alone to read my books!Does she not consider that if supes are at war with humans, nukes will get involved? Enjoy reading your books in an radiated shit hole
>>220188764>they quip at each other mcu style?You're not seriously suggesting that the boys' dialogue is any good at all, right? MCU Style quips are on the level of Dostoevsky compared to this shit.
>>220190500It's the last season and instead of fleshing anything out, her plan for example, they introduce a moleman and other new characters, why? Thank God that kripke wants to end this. Imagine this show going for another 3 seasons.
>>220183154famous + hype
>>220181262>I do it sometimes because I don't want to spray it and make a messWhat the fuck, just get a towel dumbass. You're going to fuck your shit up
>>220181075Is this a Sun episode?
>>220190649This season has been paced like the writers still have three seasons left>The Boys season eight>Don’t worry, Hughie, this next guy for sure will help us kill ‘oamlandah>In waddles a guy with penises for his hands and feet>Ah, Jizzstorm, my old buddy! How the fuck are ya, old cunt?
>>220190649It's actually fucking hilarious that they add in stuff to waste time, that could have been relevant to the plot as well>Turns out there's a fucking prison cell that can hold Homelander temporarily >This means that with enough reinforced steel, and enough radiation, you could theoretically trap him forever>Butcher literally witnesses this prison cell for himself>The boys don't even fucking consider it as a plan>Also introduce a hero who can ONE SHOT INCAPACITATE HOMELANDER as a throwaway supernatural reunion gagIf The Boys had enough braincells to share they'd fucking team up with Malchemical, get him to knock out Homelander, and throw him in a fucking radiated prison cell
>>220191105Very strange scene >His lasers and him punching it full force does absolutely nothing, not even a scratch >He escapes a couple of minutes laterShow that it gets damaged. A tiny amount
>>220190649Well, who doesn't want to see a man bend over and spread his asscheeks to show his asshole to the audience
>>220181166it was created by a scotanglos have always been the most disgusting people
>>220191215If they at least showed him making the tiniest dent to start with, it would seem like a much less viable plan. But the fact that his lasers barely function and he was struggling to do anything makes it seem like the perfect fucking way to deal with homelander. Hell, with how he was barely moving, I'd argue that if you get enough radiation you might not even fucking need to cage him. You might be able to just have him on the floor, endlessly decaying and regenerating and unable to move
>hehe remember that taint uv thing from 3 years ago so whacky, lol
>>220191844I caught up with the boys. Homelander beating the shit out of his son reminded me of Invincible, rewatched a bit of that and now I'm rereading dragon ball. Concerning your question. No idea. Could've explained it by saying that when viltrumites have a 99% retard rate when they fuck their relatives.
>>220181166why is 4chan always so racist? what's their affinity with racist humor?>b-b-but that's different!
>>220192031Well, I'm not getting paid millions of dollars to make these n-word jokes.
>>220191972Thanks.
>>220181166because the only thing the show has going for it is the fact it's not pg 13.>>220192031because this board's population came here after hearing you could say anything anonymously.
>>220181075The Thick of It is such a clever show
>>220181555this 0iq 0attention span shit is the reason the show is trash. directors scramble to please you subway surfer gpt-3.0 tablet babies'AAAAA NOTHING IS HAPPENING!!!!!'after every season, in some conference room, some analyst points at the exact timestamp you chimps turned your TVs off. so they pad it with more 'stakes' to get the ratings up over and over until we ended up with this trash>the stakes are so high bro, this is the episode bro, i promise>please keep watching, we tweeted how all bets are off bro, this is it>the doohickey, bro the doohickey #39 is gonna KILL HOMELANDER BRO for real his time, they just gotta reach it in time, please keep watching bro>OH SHIT its guarded by Cumjets, he is the cum superhero, he is cumming hard bro!>Shiiiiiit they drowned him in cum man! Look at all the cum bro!!!!>oh here is 30 seconds of HOMELANDER, bro, he may SNAP MAN, ONE OF THESE EPISODES THIS GUY IS GONNA SNAP HARD! JUST WATCH!>everyone is mad at butcher look at all this tension bro! SOMETHING IS GONNA HAPPEN! KEEP WATCHING!!!!
>>220181166they don't know how else to get the masses of retards to look up from tiktok
>>220181166>66This is what Americans are naturally like without an oppressive theocratic regime forbidding them from using swear words.
It's the brown shit explosion from the putrid fountain of festering diarrhea!
>>220181075It was okay in season 1 but now its boring and just cringe peak early 2000s edgy
>>220190500There aren't that many supes in the world that normal humans don't overwhelmingly outnumber and outsmart them in a war scenario, no nuclear weapons necessary. But this is also why Vought and Homelander have infiltrated the government and is now trying to use religion to get the mass of non-supe people on their side to stop the scenario I mentioned. People complains about Sister Sage are 100% correct but I also think it's obvious that she's going to die, no way she walks away from any of this. Her powers don't allow her to predict the future or read minds. Even Ashley's mind reading powers has been shown to have roadblocks.
she's kind of cute now, after getting injeckted with that AMAZON money.actually moggs the pansexual from califagnia
>>220194517speaking of brutal moggings...jensen mogs starr too much, in the show and in interviews. that's why they have to end it.
>>220181075This level of forced crude humor is for the goyest of goys
>>220194628it's to desensitize us, so when we see a palestinian child with its guts blownt out we'll be like, whatever i saw that on The Boys™ last night.
>>220194673Oh noooo not the poor muslimerinos lmao
>>220194517Firecracker only just barely looks better than Sage. They both look better on the show in hair and makeup. Sage's casting is actually great despite the writing being bad. She definitely gives off rather be watching anime, reading books, and eating junk food for the rest of her life vibes.
>>220188794its a white phenotype anon
>>220194850because of her pale skin. tits look saggy. face looks bitchy and weird. the black chick at least looks kind of sexy and plump. if you made a halfrican with her it will probably have strong arms.yeah, but even if she'd "rather be reading books" it doesn't solve the money problem. they could've written her intro scene better, with it being implied that HL would kill her on the spot if she didn't agree to help him. it would also make more sense that she's already making enough money using her intellect, and is enticed by power.>i'll just wait it out in my bunkeri wonder what the food situation would be like, does she plan to eat MREs? there won't be taco bells after the apocalypse.>>220194806i don't give a fr*ck about muslims, i was stating a fact. but maybe it seemed that way since i bothered to type out paleiasjdfiajsdfiasdians instead of just "gaza". (the protests are over, no one really cares about gaza anymore, israeli is still winning despite getting hit with missiles)
>>220194979Why couldn’t it be the other way around?
>>220181075>filename
>homelander S1>well adjusted and calculating and can see through walls>homelander S5>bumbling idiot who cant throw a plan together, cant see nor hear the boys 1 floor down
>>220194979why did you post this in multiple threads
>>220195739it only was two, and in both I was replying to a post about kimiko
>>220195342>i wonder what the food situation would be likeshe's smart enough to grow food, and even if she leaves the safety of the bunker to scavenge or hunt it's fine because she's still superhuman. She'll just instantly heal from any injuries she gets.
>>220195676>establish that homelander is now an insane psychotic dictator>he hasn't bugged the most important conference rooms with listening devices so he can record what others are talking about when he's not around>he is totally oblivious to the fact that sistah sage is plotting against him because she is ultimately loyal to muh books and muh taco bellsloppy writing. sloppy show for sloppy goyim who lack imagination to create their own stories (me). you gotta be drunk and high to enjoy this goyslop. i guess seeing some D-list actors get splattered into blood and gore is funny. but it was a waste of a good character. i would watch an entire show of just Mr. Marathon being a shady guy in LA.(i'm not above goyslop, i'm drinking malt liquor and about to order wendys)
>>220188570Didn't he get frozen in the 80s?
>>220188570>>/k/
>>220190123>implying
>>220190123Asian American celebrities are less likely to get plastic surgery, and if they do they're likely to follow western beauty standards which favor having more defined faces, rather than the softer faces that celebs in Asia favor.
wow, everyone looked so young just 6 years ago:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZSuU1gdJTgwtf happened. vaxx? stress? too much money?
>>220197968A certain Orange Fool did this
>>220197989so true. and we've got 2.5 moar years left of him.
>>220181075God Asian girls are so pretty
>>220197968idk about the others but MM and Starlight have health issues. They got the most complaints about their looks changing.
>>220197968Did MM's actor have to lose weight for another role or what happened with him?
>>220198285That's just lore accurate. Butcher looks like a different person in almost every panel in the comic version. They did it with mm and starlight instead
>>220198309So many things could be explained about MM's character with one line and not even five seconds worth of screen time dedicated to it. Real world reason for the changes is that it was affecting his health, the show's reason for the changes was that MM had gone legit, working for the U.S. federal government again so he returned to his U.S. military standards with a strict diet and no beard to be more professional. Just one line would have fixed all of the fans wondering wtf was going on.
>>220186668my ex would constantly tell me to "gargle my balls" or "suck my dick". also i suggest working in food service, especially hotels, you will hear women say this shit all the time
>>220182766This
>>220181262just cum into your foreskin and hold it til you waddle to the toilet
>>220182419Pretty spot on. A lot of things in this season feel really juvenile and pathetic. It's hard to watch. Whoever wrote this stuff is probably among the most insufferable people on the planet.
>>220181075>Well call me an uncle fucker...>Youre an uncle! And you fucked all of us>Yeah? Not anymore!>That's because we're older!LMAO!
>>220181262You will contract ligma in the balls and die.
>>220191320Why this dude have 3 mouths?
>>220197989That bastard Garfield
>>220187887There's no fucking way Nick Mullen would be able to write an Asian character without their name being Chingchong Chopstick and their superpower being the ability to kill whales with their mind.
I'm done
>>220181075>show establishes that speedsters perceive the world with everything going incredibly slow / near frozen while they can move normal speed>they keep falling for traps or fall over getting out of the way of thingsDoes any piece of fiction make speedsters consistent?
>>220181075>>220183154Everyone who's watching this should kill themselves for the better of humanity.
>>220181075Real line of dialogue or /tv/ - Television & Film anon embellishment?
>>220181166As evidenced by the cringe-inducing self-insert scene at Marathon Man's house, Rogen and his entourage and stuck in the early 2010s.
>>220181075I don't watch this show, did she actually say this? Ĺ
>>220194806Kill yourself kike faggot
>>220203450>we need more sharia law, grooming gangs and burqas around here...not hearin' a call to prayer, either
>>220181098Shakespeare is not that good of a writer.
i'm still not watching this show fgts
>>220203450>>220203484Both of you kys
>>220198285aka MM couldn't keep taking steroids forever and starlight got bogged
>>220192082you don't get better at writing just cos you're pain more
>>220198810>work in food fuck no
>>220201725While they experience it slow I'd imagine them going at their max capacity is still them running at their max speed from their own POV. Imagine trying to scramble through a dense forest where everything is still but everything you touch explodes as if you hit it at 400mph. And as for shit like A train, imagine the same scenario except you are absolutely bugged out on speed and steroids. Thats how he ends up running through people. Also mr marathon had just moments before been snorting tons of coke and is in a high stress urgent scenario. I don't think this one is really inconsistent
>>220188655>cast a deaf actor>can't hear when they're supposed to start or stop the scene>have to always be looking directly at what's happening because they can't hear any conversation or sounds from behind themWho would ever think this was a good idea?
>>220203724Deaf people are often scammers. It's like blind people. Most blind and deaf people aren't 100% blind or deaf.
>>220203735They do it for legal reasons. I'm technically deaf or blind.>You can still see things >Yes, but my eyes are bad enough to cross the threshold of legally blind so that's it
I have to know... do whitoids see this and think "yeah, that's a normal asian woman"?Do you really not know how to recognize the look of contempt that can only be found marxist feminist westernized asian mutts?
>>220203814schizophrenia
>>220203814>sees nothing but contempt in anyone who looks at him
>>220203513Neither is Seth Rogen.
>>220181166That's not even what she says. She says something about Terror glazing the Homelander doll like a donut then calls it a cum-nut. Meanwhile you can go on multiple boards and see people talking about "hot gluing" their figurines. You niggers are not holier than that like Rogen.
>>220188431Do keagles, dipshit. It's the same motion as a woman tightening her vag.
>>220181307>the audience is going to be tough on you. and hollywood is very, very hard on writers who hurt proftis. if you get the opportunity, you should kill yourself
>>220203749My albino mate was legally blind and he most definitely was blind as fuk. He could see stuff up very close but his vision was absolutely fucked as such that he could not reasonably be considered safe to do basically anything you would expect of someone with sight. I don't know how someone could call that a scam lmao
>>220195664based
>>220181166once you know it's because it's written by jews, you can never unsee it.maybe you will understand some day.
>>220181396>why they have kept a character they are literally too stupid to write for is the most frustrating aspect of the show that normies flatly refuse to acknowledge.a few weeks ago i read here that she was a stupid retard's idea of a super-smart person, then when i heard her saying "i just want to destroy the world and kill humanity so that i can just READ BOOKS and shit" i laughed pretty hard. watching this show is watching retarded jews shitting at your face
>>220181075Why did they turn Kimiko into the irate gamer?
>>220194806Filthy Jew. I can’t wait to live in a world where Judaism simply does not exist anymore.
>>220205318If only you people weren't so relentlessly incompetent.
>>220181166Gen Xers/millennials were the last generations to grow up in a culture where being crass and swearing was genuinely seen as offensive and low brow, and since they had no actual social or political movements to join they relied entirely on creating toilet humor counter culture with a focus on destimagtizing old taboos and tearing down social standards, aided by (((the media class))) which wanted the old order swept away by angry but aimless gen x/y tards.Whereas past generations eventually grew up and moved on from their youthful rebellions, gen x/y destroyed the notion that they should mature and actually build functioning societies. As such we have two entire generations of people who are still stuck in the counter culture of their youth. Hence we get safe edgy shit like Terrifier or Seth Rogan movies which never actually touch on anything that would offend mainstream gen x/y, like anti feminism or pro white or antiliberal or anti hedonism.
>be Indian >muslims do everything you mentioned >pogroms until they become victims and don’t act like they’re invaders, genuine sandnigger humiliation on a national scale (Gujrat 2002 riots) >literally post dead Muslim insurgents on news to humiliate them >be white>Muslims chimp>do nothing except maybe film the Muslim and have him acknowledge raping little girls is bad before letting him go>if you even touch him you’re jailedI can see why you’re seething so much you incompetent runecoon lol
>>220181075I look like that and say that
>>220205336Whites are known for being weak effeminate and homosexual so it’s no surprise they can’t prosecute a genocide unless it’s their own. Alhamdulillah im not white.
>>220205492Imagine being mogged by a weak, effeminate homosexual race so hard that you speak their language every single day of your life.
>>220194979That's completely false. Japanese have 0% european DNA. None whatsoever. Neither do Jomon. They're fully east eurasian.
>>220181075I like that little point on her upper lip. Sexy.
>>220188247>>220189320They made a much bigger deal out of Hughie getting his arm broken last season
>>220205628Liar, explain their love for scat
it will forever be funny for me how much triggering this show caused 4chan of all shitholes of the internet. I genuinely thought people were trolling for a while with their crying about the gore, crude dialogue and nudity but people were actually genuinely fuming. Hilarious.
>>220181202This is actually fine because he's overwhelmed by despair and anger.
>>220205983That's the extremely tough Internet racists from 4chan that I was telling you about. They're triggered by a tv show. Crying about The Boys' is very Christian and redpilled behaviorlmao
>>220208715Samefag
>>220205983>>220208715
>>220181262it's called a retrograde ejaculation where the cum will enter your bladder. I don't think it's harmful at all but it feels weird
>>220189433The anger about certain things was real. The mushrooms simply made them less inhibited in tapping into and expressing that anger.
>>220181075>>220181166Why has society decayed to it's current degenerate state?
>>220209106Society is collapsing because *checks notes* of a tv show.Let's cry about it some more.
>>220181166Its called being a perverted jew.
>>220205983Thats a cool way of admitting your favourite show is absolute garbage.
>>220205983or maybe people are just pointing out how awful the show went?
>>220208887>>220209444>>220209458
>>220209106>>220209444Sopranos is very crude and cool, trannies. Okay? Society was fine because the Sopranos was so degenerate.
>>220203641>>work>aaahh no I'm going insane
>>220187887"What if Homelander were a gay retard"
>>220209106Because of a generalized degradation in pop culture brought on by manipulative financial and economic forces. See also: The Jews.
>>220188764>UeFuck you I laughed
>>220209509funny how you expose yourself as a lefty retard
Why does every single thread turn into /pol/slop? Just go back to /pol/ if you want to bitch about political shit.
>>220209568>this gif shows your political affiliation and it's the BAD one !!!peak reddit right here
>>220209582the goys is a political show tho
>>220181262I hold it for a second so I can really confirm the mind body connection to the right muscles and make that first blast go several feet in the airWEEE!
>>220209582You can tell commies are on the verge of suicide now that they've gone from "everything is political" to "umm why are you making this political, chuddie?"
>>220205983What's going on with the thing knock off
>>220181166this is just comedy punching up you fucking chud. sorry thats its not racist or transphobic enough for you fucks
>>220183551the show is just pointless shock value by this point
>>220210068Literally this. I remember "all art is political!" But now it's "art is political if I say it is, otherwise, you're just a chud who has to see politics in everything!"Fucking hate lefties so much.
Why did they make homelander into Trump? He was so cool and conservative at first and then they ruined him because the wrong people liked him. Fucking lefties.
Why is the vibe of the show so different compared to season 1? First season was great but it almost feels like they replaced the writers with a bunch of hacks.
>>220201725Uber but their speedsters are useless
>>220201725>Does any piece of fiction make speedsters consistent?Smallville does a pretty good job with that
>>220194517Susan is just the right size for picking up and carrying around
>>220201725>>220203691It has to be a retcon though considering the impetus of the show being some retarded chick standing in the street for no reason so she can get run over. then they show him four seasons later able to move nimbly around people who aren't moving at all from his perspective, even homelander who is shown to be super fast is moving slow from his perspective.
>>220199151AI for propaganda or serious creative work is an offense against humanity AI for obvious shitposting is sublime
>>220203814>marxist feminist westernized asian muttsMeds
>>220212887cute
>>220205461>gen x destroyed the notion that they should mature
>>220181075With her it's almost like they are making up for the years where she couldn't talk so they are getting out all her crazy lines out now.
>>220181262there's no long term studies of retrograde ejaculation, but it's okother than wasting a good cumshot
>>220181075every word out of her mouth is cringe
We coming to the end of the boys series and I can feel it, I can feel the last episode is going to flop badly, like they most likely going to have butcher's dog get the V one drug and it going to fuck homelander to death or something along those lines
>>220213268>other than wasting a good cumshotFix yourself, you fucking degenerate.
>>220213789This is the fifth post I've read theorizing that and I've grown a little specious
>>220213789It's already painfully obvious how the final fight is going to end. There's going to be a vial of V1 and a vial of the virus that they're all fighting over. Someone's going to switch them out secretly and homelander is going to inject himself with the virus thinking it's the V1. Soldier Boy will somehow be killed (at least partly) by MM, Frenchie will die, the Deep will die (probably killed by Noir), Butcher will die, and maybe Ashley/Sage will too.
>>220192031Because it's the internet retard. If a TV show just does the "total nigger death" copypasta it's going to be funny as a shtpost but it would be terrible as actual TV.
>>220181166https://www.islam-radio.net/islam/english/jracism/jewish-fecal-fixation.htm
>>220192031>humor
>>220181166It's so women who watch it become like that
>>220181075Remember when she got attacked by a nigger in real life and complained about it online but never said what he looked like even when pressed on it? I do.
>>220181202Somebody post the one when he randomly yells nigger