>>220181918
i've never watched a seth rogan, will ferrell or jonah hill movie in my life and i never will.

americans stopped being funny 20 years ago.

>>220181960
jonah hill is only only funny actor in hollywood

>>220181918
Who finds this gore slop appealing?

>>220181960
Okay thanks keep us posted

While he was lying there like this, I'd hover over his head and take a massive shit on his face

>>220181960
I bet the ladies are very impressed when you tell them all the movies you don't watch

>>220182305
It doesn't even register as gore to me because of how absurd it looks, just red glop splattering every where. Might as well be candy

>>220181960
Seth rogen is Canadian
It's canadians that are not funny trash
Drake Justin Bieber Jordan Peterson just absolute trash of a county

>>220181918
Someone probably nutted over this

>>220182454
i don't know any ladies

>>220182650
Trailer Park Boys is kino.

>>220182705
I would nut if this happened to him IRL.

>>220181918
This is what happens when you smoke too much weed

>>220181918
this is just part of living in a big city this happened to me and I found a cool knife

I have watched too many liveleak videos to know that that goo has too little amount of yellow to be realistic, especially considering Seths bodyfat. and the "blood" is sticking better than industrial paint.

but then again the goal was a joke and not freaking out the audience

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>>220181960
I wish i was this freakin' cool..

>>220182650
Ryan Gosling
Keanu Reeves
Jim Carrey
Leslie Nielsen

I agree Canadians aren't funny but let's not pretend they don't dominate American audiences.

>>220181918
those special effects look like absolute shit
>can easily tell where his body stops being his body and becomes the effect because the viscera seems to expand and bloom outwards from the wound
> ridiculous amount of blood and guts, way more than are in an average human torso
>human body is pressurized to an extent, all of the innards go sloughing out given the chance, they do not stay tightly packed
>we are also not only just guts and organs in our torso which this effect would have you believe
>no real visible organs or bones even though at that angle of shot you would see intestines and a spinal cord if not the bottom of the rim cage
>while the guts are overboard the amount of blood is so fucking little it has no real impact, a man who is cut in half leaked less than a milk carton of blood?
It looks like people who kinda don't give shit and just said get some pig and cow guts threw them on the floor and called it a day

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>>220183559
looks fine

>>220183559
>ridiculous amount of blood
he was well hydrated

>>220181960
Based. Never lower yourself.

>>220181960
must be hard browsing this site everyday

>>220181960
>bro i missed out on Superbad, Old School, Step Brothers and Taladega Nights...i am SOOOO AWESOME !!!!!!!!
lmfao the levels of kino this guy misses out on

>>220183605
What does happen to the bones when he does this?

>>220183755
Some people never grow out of the teenage "It's cool to hate popular things" phase. Grim.

>>220183784
i think that anon regressed since he brags about not having seen popular films. Acting like having seen those films is somehow a dark stain on you is definitely not mature, kek

>>220183784
thats a very generous use of the term "people"

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>>220183605
i think this is funny, idk why /tv/ throws a melty over scenes like this

>>220182305
Americans who hate normal sex and natural beauty.
>>220181918
I admit this segment was funny as hell, but this shit show can't even do it gimmick right when it comes down to gore. It like everyone is just a blood soak roll of toilet paper. This show and invincible somehow manged to make gore lame.

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>>220182072
yes, but he is a comedian who cant take a joke.

>>220181918
My mom asked how Seth Rogen keeps getting jobs when everything he does is terrible
I told her it's because he's a jew and her brain stopped working for a good 10 seconds

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>>220181960

>>220183605
Super speed in this show is so dumb

>>220181918
weed status?

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>>220183605
>36
Dude what the fuck happened?! He looks abysmal.

>>220181918
I've seen enough Indians cut in half by trains to know this looks stupid.

>>220181960
>never watched the other guys
you're missing out

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I think it's funny and wholesome that Seth got some of his friends on the show just for all of them to get blown to bits.

>>220182305
Everyone. Goreslop has been mainstream since the 80s. Look up Evil Dead for an early example. Plus all the gore in video games that came shortly after with games like Doom.

>>220181918
hate the guy but the studio is ultimate kino. great surprise

>>220184746
He knows who Soldier Boy is???

>>220186500
Soldier Boy is world-famous and part of the Seven, why wouldn't he

>>220186500
He's like 50

DUDE GORE LMAO

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>>220183784
Some people never grow out of the reddit "It's cool to love slop" phase. Even worse.

>>220186653
I smoke weed from morning to night and I don't think I have ever used an ashhtray. When a bowl is beat just brush the ash into a garbage can to keep the mess and smell down, who wtf is ashing into an open container so you can just smell burnt plant matter all day.

>>220181960
This, fpbp

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>>220181918
so was this really him, and not just a cameo by seth as a random dude?

>>220186806
yes anon, we know you live in a trailer park, you don't need to go on

>>220183755
>>bro i missed out on Superbad, Old School, Step Brothers and Taladega Nights
not him but all of these are trash, except Superbad

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i genuinely hate this fat tub of lard. I grew up with Jim Carrey in the 90's doing Ace Ventura and Dumb and Dumber. Then in the 2000's was the era of Will Ferrell doing Talladega Nights and Step Brothers.
But the 2010's was going to be the decade of the Seth Rogan........except no its not. he is just not funny. his films are just not that good when you compare him to other comedy actors that go before him its just like why did this guy get so much publicity....oh yeah because he is a Jew.

>>220181960
I've watched them, you haven't missed anything.

>>220186888
Legally, it's a condo, but as long as you are tracking

>>220181960
Go watch Zoolander.

>>220181918
This entire sequence was such a wanking session

>>220181918
>adam sandler
>seth rogen
>paulie shore
>mike myers
>paul blart
which 2000s kino actor's movies have fared the worst with time? the best?

>>220187017
Austin Powers aged well.
Adam sandler films aged poorly
who cares about the rest
YOU DONT SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT PAUL BLART MALL COP.

>>220187017
sandler's aged the best

>>220187070
>FOOTLOCKER

>>220187071
you unironically watch billy madison as a fully grown man and not cringe?

>>220181918
What movie is this?

>>220184746
Why is he intentionally getting people exploded?

>>220182756
Ellen Page was preordained to be a sacrifice, as early as trailer Park boys
The very episode she shows up in, is all about tricking men into having sex with tranny prostitutes
In that episode she is playing a little girl wearing a beautiful dress who immediately tears the dress apart and falls down to the ground
And every scene after that she is dressed as a boy
This poor girl was literally raped like a meat puppet for black magic sacrifices to be transformed into a foul Frankenstein hermaphrodite, and you can see it all the way back then.
Corruption of the holy androgyne
(in that same episode, ricky sends her off with money to 'buy a cock', while he wears his black and white checks.

This is not a pasta. It's a warning

>>220187131
i watch it every day

>>220187071
i liked his stuff as a teen, and i understand and even respect his business plan of "let's make millions from taking my friends on multiple vacations a year, fuck around, and call it a movie"

>>220187141
Long legs

>>220187179
You are obsessed with trannies to an unhealthy degree, get therapy

>>220187141
Your name is one of the cringiest things I’ve seen here this week. You need attention that bad that you have to add your SCP username to everything?

>>220181960
> Names 2 jews
> Americans arent funny

Holy fuck you third world faggots are insufferable. You really think jew media has anything to do with americans, or any country?

>>220181918

when the edible takes three hours to kick in.

>>220181960
That’s actually pretty impressive if that’s true but I do like the movie Talladega knights

>>220187319
ynbaw

>>220187342
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jews_in_American_cinema
>Jews played a prominent and often leading role in much of the historical development of the film industry in the United States.

>>220182415
Sounds like something he'd write desu

>>220187179
>The very episode she shows up in, is all about tricking men into having sex with tranny prostitutes
those fuckgoofs hooked up with the trannys themselves in that episode, no one tricked them.

Why are Ameroids fine with this but a single exposed breast requires approval from like 5 committees? It's almost like your disgusting culture thinks people are better dead than alive.

>>220182305
Millennial redditors

>>220187567
Literal porn has been winning oscar after oscar for like 5 years now

>>220187685
Um, no?

>>220181918
i find seth rogen funny, therefore i find jews to be okay and i support Israel

>>220183755
Superbad was never funny and I feel like its praise is a giant inside joke that I'm not part of.

>>220187711
Same here. I feel like that about most comedies. Will Ferrell and Adam Sandler movies for example. Those movies are just boring and braindead retarded

>>220187699
Actual retard

>>220187567
despite what the media says, males still make the decisions. all us males were mutilated as infants, so they grew up with an ingrained fear around sexuality. they can only look at other mutilated penises because female genitalia make them feel inadequate.

>>220186806
So do you smoke the entire blunt in one go or do you save it or something? I've only tried vaporizers, but like three puffs and I'm fine for a few hours, I have no idea how people down entire blunts.

>>220181960
my foarking hero...

>>220181918
God if only this was real

>>220183755
>t. proud PS3 owner

>>220181960
You must have a good friend group.

>>220181918
It's weird but it suits him. I like him better like that.

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>>220181960
fucking based

>>220187131
Billy Madison is a timeless classic but it does help if you grew up watching it.

>>220183267
is that a joke? nielsen is the only recognizable name on that list of otherwise literal whos

>>220186500
Doesn't everyone in that universe know?

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>>220187179
You forgot about her gym trainer.

the fact they used those 2 actors together, make this looks like a weird supernatural episode

>>220183605
>>220184746
how come this guy fast enough to stop before crashing to a wall but not fast enough to stop before pulverizing people?

>>220182305
In season 1 it was supposed to have serious shock value, like
>this is what would happen if The Flash or Quicksilver ran through someone, bet you never thought of that, did you?!
But later it evolved into just keep doing similar gore because it's like the show's identity requires it

>>220186657
You're a faggot dude. Grow up.

>>220183605
Looks like red vomit

>>220183605
>SAAR PLEASE NO, DON'T DO THE SPEEDFUL

>>220182461
that injury would be a mess of yellowy fat on that chubby jew

>>220192171
kek

>>220186806
>not using an ashtray

I keep an ashtray because I don't always smoke 100% of the bowl. most of the time I do, and by smoking 100% I mean when it's down to ash. but sometimes I light the bowl and only about 90% can be charred, and in those cases I dump the bowl into an ashtray and collect it overtime so during times I don't have any weed I can smoke the rez.

if you're not constantly smoking until its ash then you'll accumulate a lot of rez over time, and that stuff will 100% get you high in times of no weed. what's even better is that you use a grinder that collects keif and you sprinkle some of that on top of your rez for a real special treat. sometimes rez hits harder than fresh weed.

fucking rookies on this site

>>220181918
fuck u

>>220189386
Mac Miller was a jew too. Seems odd they'd off one of their own like that.

>>220181960
>americans
Oy vey

>>220189386
Is this guy Mossad?

The one time I was forced to sit through one of that fat cunt's movies, I nearly cracked my back teeth by clenching my jaw. That motherfucker is a hack. I've been praying for a total collapse of his career and reputation ever since.

>>220181918
>Trumplander is extra mad about the memes
Fucking retards really don't remember CNN threatening to doxx some kid over a gif?
I can see the showrunner's projection on the moon.

>>220187017
Ben Stiller

>>220183856
Im not a fan of The Boys but that is indeed pretty funny. I think the overkill gore is what makes the scene.

>>220193183
Sausage party was fucking hilarious.

>>220193893
maybe if you're a double digit iq retard

>>220182305
Strangely, Reddit.

I thought The Boys was kinda fun when it was still "superheroes as celebrities" and not just modern politics

I dont think its an exaggeration to say that seth rogan is the most unlikeable person to ever have existed.

>>220194393
you know him?

>>220181960
>20 years ago.
will and jonah were in comedies 21+ years ago though

>>220182305
>who makes up the fanbase of Saw and Terrifier films
women

annoying unfunny jew dies brutally on screen too bad it wasnt real life

>>220186868
you realize he's been part of The Boys as an EP for basically the whole thing right?

>>220193127
No I do it for free

>>220182305
zoomers

>>220187179
meds

>>220186806
>>220192262

damm yall some weed heads
smoking every day is crackhead shit
I smoke blunts 3-4 puffs each sesh and it'll last for 3-4 days

>>220194786
you sound like a fag. I bet you're one of those genetically fragile little bitches who get "paranoid" from smoking and think it's too strong. also smoking blunts is nigger shit

>>220183773
shattered and turned into bone dust

>>220181960
this post caused a lot of mutt seething but it's true, will ferrell is the only remotely funny guy but still mogged by jim carrey, micheal myers,and eddy murphy.

>>220187319
tranny spotted, you are obsessed with being a woman stop

>>220194627
yes stop taking them, also new tv janny is a tranny, so if you get banned more often just heads up

>>220181960
You've """never watched them""", yet you have this much intimate disdain for them? yeah

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>>220184746
wtf has happened to Padalecki's face?

>>220181918
Why didn’t he just rub some pot on it?

>>220181960
Will has a few diamonds in the rough and doesn't deserve to be compared to the other DUDEs

>>220191829
You lost, tranny. Seethe and dilate

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>>220182305
The little-dicked brownoids that watch their fellow poojeets get creamed by freight trains every day, that's who.

>>220181960
I still have no clue who Robbie Williams is, sorry

>>220181960
>t. has never watched Step Brothers
i would kill myself lmaooo

>>220195742
I voted for Trump

>>220195569
bogged. Supernatural ended 12 years ago. The guy must be at least 60

>>220182305
I do but only because this time it's Seth Rogen. I need it to happen to him for real.

>>220195827
Do you put balloons under your shirt and pretend to have tits, too? What does your wife, Mrs. Noem, think about that?

>>220195792
Why did Bongs not civilize them when they ruled over them?

>>220195992
If a racoon is born in a barn, does it automatically become a horse?

>>220187141
An American Pickle

>>220196038
Bongs civilized other parts of the world

>>220195992
I think it's because Gandhi got pissy that even though he was educated in England and thought of himself as equal to the British, who did not share the sentiment and still viewed him and all Indians as a servant race. So instead of just accepting his lot in life, which was significantly better than most other Indians, so he instead he convinced Indians to start pushing back against British rule.
There's a whole greenpost about it using the idea of aliens as a metaphor, but I can't find it right now.

>>220196396
If you happen to find it later pls post it.

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>>220195104
You are brown, subhuman and seething hard over white americhads

>>220183856
You are correct, it's reasonably funny. It's about a thousand times better than I expected based on what I'd heard of the show.

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>>220196505
Took me a minute of Googling, but here it is. It's not a greentext as I remembered, and the whole thing is from Gandhi's father's perspective using Earth as a whole as a stand in for India, but here it is.
Honestly the more I read about Gandhi, the bigger a piece of shit he seemed to be. Also apparently his favourite past-time as a child was twisting dogs ears. Fuck that guy.

>>220196845
I might be biased, and I know there are some uggos, but as a race averaged out, fuck we're a good looking race.

>>220186653
that's a good joke actually /tv/ told me this show was bad and unfunny

>>220181960
superbad and step brothers are both kino. your loss.

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>>220184183
>>220187342
>>220187466
>220187707
>220192221
>220192776
>220192885
>220193127
>220194512
>220186916
>seth Rogan genocides a trillion goys with jokes
>gets away with it 100%, never suffers any consequences
>lives to a tender old age before passing peacefully in bed surrounded by wealth and power like Kissinger and co.
>meanwhile, thousands of Palestinians die screaming daily
Where is Allah?

>>220197086
Even a broken comedian is funny twice a project.

>>220192262
>smoking already burnt, charred ass weed from a previous bowl
disgusting

>>220183166
im this cool, you should try it

>>220197261
>eww saving bacon grease to cook with from a pan that already cooked the crispy bacon? disgusting
>eww using stale hard bread to make delicious bread pudding? disgusting
>eww using leftover mash potatoes that have been inside a fridge for an entire day AFTER it was cooked to make potato cakes? disgusting

you're a like baby.

>>220197407
bacon greese doesnt make the food taste disgusting
stale bread doesnt lower the quality of bread pudding, which is a shit dessert anyway but still
potato cakes? are you jewish? lmao
smoking charred ass weed tastes disgusting
you are obviously low class with zero self respect

so why didnt power marathon manage to catch up with Soldier boy

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>>220183605
Doesn't this show have like, three episodes left before it's over? Why are they wasting an episode having a guy run into unfunny comedians?

>>220197578
I'm not that anon, but I've been poor, depressed, and unable to buy more weed. Sometimes you do what you gotta do.

>>220197784
pack smaller bowls then

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>>220184746
>Hey Seth, what’s up man we go way back, right? You’re not gonna produce this big shiny show and not sneak me in for a cameo… right, man?

>>220182756
Nova Scotia is more like a small sliver of hell than a part of canada

>>220197861
I don't smoke anymore. That shit's a waste of time.

>>220192776
That's when they extract the most pleasure from their kills, but they can only do it after killing at least 3 goyim or 10 schvartzes

>>220192776
>Seems odd they'd off one of their own like that.
Offing "6000000" got them a country.

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>>220181918
Hope this would happen to him for real

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>>220181918
love gore

>>220183605
>"GO!"
>By go you must mean come stand where you are standing and not run away.

Retarded writing

>>220181918
Why is the gore so ridiculously fake and cartoony in this gay show?

>>220182650
Seth is a jew.

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>>220188791
>Jim Carrey
>Literal who
On what fuckin' planet is Jim Carrey a "literal who"? Jesus Christ, anon, get your head checked and outta your ass.

>>220194512
God, this would be the most hilariously fantastic news if he died in an explosive fashion, he fuckin' ruined Donkey Kong by being a talentless faggot, but I repeat myself since Nintendo's "movies" are all Jew slop that are rightfully failing anyways.

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>>220182305
Me
but only because fuck Seth Rogaine

>>220182305
I give it a pass THIS TIME because its Seth Rogen

>>220181960
Elon Musk needs to be imprisoned for giving third-worlders internet access.

>>220182305
the vast majority of transsexuals do.

>>220181960
absolutely fucking based
same here and ad Adam Sandler
>b-b-but Happy Gi-
not funny, absolute goyslop, will never watch

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>>220181960
fpbp, based, /thread, etc.

>>220192262
Smoking resin is for poorfags. I would know. I did it.

>>220188791
Came here to say this.

>>220195569
he already looked rough in the last seasons of SPN

>>220197937
I miss Franco to be honest, he's a great actor

>>220181960
based and literallymepilled