why is he so loved?his life has basically just been him being a drug addict and general piece of shit
>>220182483He's lying about most of those stories.
>>220182483Loved by whom?
>>220182527other even fatter, uglier, dumber goblin 'people' than him he's aways been repulsive to anyone who's brain works and it's very obvious he's an evil, malevolent person with bad intentions who conned hi way into rogans sphere with his modicum of retarded drugged out charisma
>>220182483he's only respected by morons and suckersi.e. rogan and rogan's orbiters
>>220182483>why is he so lovedCompared to whom? You? He did something at some point in his life.
>>220182661/thread
>>220182483>wrote Gangnam Style>finished Half Life 3>once killed his opponent in a yo mama contest>knew Dracula>invested in Yahoo.com when they were only a bunch of hippies in a garage>learned how to roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris
>>220182483hes the guy you would talk to at the gas station for 15 minutes. it would be the most entertaining 15 minutes of your day and afterwards, when you realized he made half that shit up, you wouldnt give a fuck. then social media happened.
>>220182496So he's basically a /tv/ poster?
yeah he's a piece of shit but he doesn't pretend otherwise and also he's charismatic
>>220182483People love drug addict pieces of shit telling stories. As long as the pos aren't in their lives, they are just entertainment.
>>220183897>is permabanned on /mlp/>probably fucked your mom>makes up for 35% of the dead internet theory>owns a white tiger>voices all the characters for the Italian dub of Family Guy>his bad breath has permanently impregnated the walls of the Joe Rogan podcast studio
>>220182483His false stories are entertaining
>>220184067He does pretend otherwise and his "charisma" folds any time an actual alpha male speaks to him
>>220182483Because he shouts when he’s telling you about it, and says “COCKSUCKA” in a funny way.
>>220184170>voices all the characters for the Italian dub of Family GuyAll the more impressive when you consider he’s Cuban.
>>220182483Redbar's reaction to Joey threatening him is one of the funniest videos I've seen in a long time. too bad Mike is propably dead for real now
>>220182496All comedians lie. No one's live is so wacky they can make a living talking about it in a sincere accurate way. There are no exceptions.
>>220186479>an actual alpha maleKek
>>220186706>I don't have an interesting life or speaking skills, so nobody can! Lol
>>220186734I mean compared to him. Obviously there's no such thing going as one singular true alpha male.
>>220182483He's funny. He doesn't hide about being a piece of shit. He's Cuban so he has a wider audience that he can capture. He's generally liked by other comedians. People like authentic people and this dude is one of the realest dudes out there.
He can lie in a very entertaining way so you don't care that it's all bullshit.
>>220186819I got a bridge to sell ya
>lemme fuckin' tell ya something Joe, met this one guy, fucker was half-Puerto Rican half-Chinese, his name was Chang Ramirez, not bullshitting you, used to sell me the best dope you could get your hands on back in the 80s
>>220186886Which of my statements do you think is a farce or incorrect?
>>220186985>but then one day Chang took too much sherm and I had to fight him off me with a machete. Luckily a grizzly bear crashed in through the windows right before the cops got called. And let me tell you Joe Rogan, I had 2 ounces of Moroccan hash stuffed in my asshole, I did not want no cops
>>220187033>this dude is one of the realest dudes out there.Mostly that one
>>220182496That’s his whole thing dumbass. It’s all a bit except for the coke stories
>>220186479>an actual alpha male speaks to himDork alert lmao
>>220187073I mean I bet he exaggerates some stories but why would he make up stories where he is a complete asshole
>>220187161Ok beta
>>220187161>>220187327Both y'all niggaz ain't on ma sigma ya digg
>>220182483I remember having a dream that had him in it one time, and he said something along the lines of "You're doing just fine, it'll all be alright" and it made me feel like someone actually genuinely cared about me for once in my lifeTrue story
>>220187307Because it makes him money
>>220187650Weird that you subconsciously think of an obese coke addict as a Buddha figure
>>220187842It's not like he's a fuckin millionaire if anything saying all this shit has probably lost him money.
The only people who like this guy are people who are like this guy: fat, useless, lying brown spics who think they're in the Mafia because their tio works at a junkyard.
>>220188680You're a bigger joke than anything Rogan has ever said on stage
>>220188811Wrecked his ass.
>>220188811>>220188971You two fags belong with each other
>>220189084I didn't even reply to him, but I'm sorry I hurt your Cuban cock sucking feelings
>>220189126>Didn't even replyHuh?
>>220189221I didn't reply to the guy who said I wrecked your ass. So I don't know how we "belong with each other". We didn't have a mutual exchange
>>220182483because he's charismatic and says funny shit, doesn't matter that they're untruehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TksU-29PsKU
>>220189266You're a retard
>>220182496You mean he didn't have friend named Bonehead who sat obliviously stoned in the middle of the living room while his house was burning down and the fire department was ripping the roof apart with fire axes and evacuating the rest of his family?
>>220189309He's not charismatic off the cuff though, just look at any of the old old JRE videos where they would be outside shooting the shit. He sounds almost scared to be around Joe. He only gets his machoness out when hes the center of attention
>>220189561he was still a druggie back then, joe started taking multiple guys on the road with him like ari and tom because joey would go get high instead of showing up to the venue.
>>220186615The malanuici brothers finally got him
>>220186615he'll be back. give it a year
sooka la mink
>incels STILL don't know about charismamaxxinggrim desu
>>220189840>back thenSomething tells me not much has changed
>>220182483he talks like a human meatball with tinier meatballs falling out of his mouth. also he dosed owen benjamin into see his true demon form so owen left hollywood and never looked back.so idk
>>220191194He gave someone drugs without their knowledge? Thats scummy as fuck
>>220182483Why does he have so many "And then I took a big shit" stories? I don't think it's a weight issue, I think he has some serious bowel problems. Go see a proctologist, joey!
He punched jules in the mouth
>>220187650anon you're doing just fine, it'll all be alright
>>220187327Buddy if you are genuinely subscribing to the whole alpha/beta thing get off the internet. Real life doesn't work like that. Actually go talk to normal people.
>>220189548yes he fucking did and he brought his brother on the podcast
>>220191275no he gave the dude an edible which he Willingly took
The only metric of quality in comedy is being funny, and he's funny to a large enough group of people. Meanwhile, OP is always and forever, a faggot.
bump
>>220196130>The only metric of quality in comedy is being funnythanks for the brain wave dr. dunning-kreuger.
>>220197830He has a point. It explains his appeal despite him being a lying fat turd. It answers the OP. What more do you want?
>>220191194>owen benjamin is an American conspiracy theorist and internet personality known for promoting white supremacy, anti-Black racism, and anti-LGBTQ rhetoricdeserved
>>220195934Was his head made of bone?
>>220182483>his life has basically just been him being a drug addict and general piece of shitThat doesn't really narrow it down with standup comics
Redbar actually got scared
>>220199428Sure didn't seem like it
>>220199428you would be scared too if the Matuchi brothers and Franky Five Angels went after you
>>220182483Because the people who watch this are generally low IQ. I find this faggot pretty insufferable. If I wanted to listen to some old faggot ramble about made-up stories, I'd call up my uncle or something.
>>220186479>He does pretend otherwise and his "charisma" folds any time an actual alpha male speaks to him
>>220182483Weird that Joey Diaz had never gotten canceled for being a spic larping as a wop
>>220182483because hes an eyetalian with a funny accentits funny when they do it
>>220202897he talks about how he is cuban all the time
>>220202931>diaz>italian
>>220202897Even if that were accurate, you don't get cancelled as a member of a lower group larping as a higher one
>>220182661What is a sucker?
>>220184103The amount of prison entertainment that is glamorized instead of condemned falls in this sphere.
>>220182496Wait until you find out about storytelling. You can literally write anything. Fake military dispatch even
>>220186706The guy who plays Terry in Reno 911 tried to improve a story on that comedy central show ari hosted and it was painfully obvious he was making it up as he went. It was cringy as a kid in elementary school but it was bonkers as a professional entertainer. It also wasnt funny, the cardinal sin.
>>220187307Pathological liars have no understanding that other people arent buying their shit and no social intuition that brings them awareness that their escapades are looked down upon. Its like a juvenile delinquent boasting about their cruelty towards animals to impress other street urchins.
>>220188778Dont try to wash of the responsibility of joe rogan, a white identifying italian, for Joey's rise into fame.
>>220189548>>220189561He really had a clip about ending the podcast because he ran out of stories to tell. What happened with that?
>>220191194Owen benjamin had that joke documentary about him and it was absolutely bonkers how close to the sun he was. He was in a relationship with Christina ricci?! He could have been hollywood royalty and he blew it. Also, his mother being the only credential to prove your a child prodigy is ludicrous.
>>220195884It does in prison and around lowlifes. Maybe even college and around certain industries. Behaving in a boisterous and selfish manner can get you far in life, Donald trump is living proof. Look at how many yokel have made him into an idol.
>>220201280The nickname conventions are a fascinating treat.
