>You're perfect for this mission. You have no gf, no dog, you don't talk to your parents, you have no friends who'd miss you, no career to lose. You have no future at all and you know it. If you die, nobody cares. You are the most worthless person we can find.I get that she's desperate but did she have to be so mean about it?
>>220184118Germans have no tact or sense of humor
>>220184118I like how ryan is supposed to be a loser but that wolf sweater he wore is like $800
>>220184118>true. I'll go if we can smash first>if you decline, you're placing your chastity above the fate of the world. for me, it's just about having sex one last time
>>220184461>tfw no german mommy gf
>here's your Temu Cate Blanchett at home, bro
>>220184118>whipped around by some feminazi and her black bull for 2 hours>not woke btw
why didn't goose get a rock wife at the end?
>>220184578put your phone down
>>220184179Relative to what other group or groups of people?
>>220184179She's Dutch in the book. Which is even worse.
for real tho Gosling's character should have given all the cure to the rock people after the trick these guys pulled.
Hail Mary ending
>>220185288
>be Goose>funny, charming, good looking>save not only the entirety of humankind but a race of cute rocks pets from certain extinction>basically singlehandedly forge a galactic alliance on the grounds of one of the strongest bonds imaginable, the bond of life debt>arguably the most successful scientist and diplomat of all times>get a forced smirk from a post-wall hag and that's itgrim
>>220185462imagine all the pussy once he gets back. It'll be all you can eat buffe of prime pussy of every kind you'd ever want. Every fantasy you ever thought about is on the table. You're the most important person in history with the coolest fucking story. Bro's gonna be breeding like a viltrumite all day, every day with whomever he chooses. It's gonna be pussycalypse they warned us about in the Bible
>>220185462Ryan loves being autistic and not getting pussy though. That's the majority of his roles
>>220185651Imagine how many more $800 sweaters he could afford
>>220184461He could have had the life support system warm the AT&T girl up for a few pokes.
>>220185288kek wholesome
>>220184118Errrrrm, you ever heard the saying a man is more than the sum of his parts?
>>220185705Wait, is the ending of the movie different from the book? Because there's no hope of him ever coming back without reaching Earth on his 60s or so, so there's very little window of opportunity to actually enjoy all that fame.
I just wouldnt go lol. Why should I care if the planet dies in 30 years?
>>220184118why is she so fucking kino bros
>>220187043In the book she's way better. I imagined her portrayed by pic related all the way through
>>220185244Not true. Dutch are like the chill version of germans.
>>220184118I really like her voice
>>220184118Not that worthless if you need me for something now am I? You know what? Just for that the minimum amount I'd accept for doing the job has just tripled.
>>220185651>once he gets backbut he'd miss out on all the rockussy
>>220187181>Dutch are like the chill version of germans.Dutch sound like they're vomiting and taking a shit at the same time when they talk.
>>220185705Damn, he really was me all along
>>220184118Remember when they chased him around and tackled him and stuck a needle in him?Vaxxies all wanted to do that to you.
>>220186699Yea in the film he has either enough fuel to save himself or to save rocky. So saves rocky and seems to live his life on rockys planet. Doesn't say anything about him trying to go back to earth after though.
>>220188218I still want to do it to you.
Him and Rocky still only saved their own suns though right? So the entire rest of the galaxy will still end up as nothing but sterile dead rocks. No way to colonize other worlds at that point.
>>220184118>ryan gosling is an incel loser grade school teachersuspension of disbelief annihilated in the first 2 minutes of the kino
>>220186699Can't they just put him back into one of those suspended animation bags?
Why are german woman so masculine looking?
>>220189242they are fucking hideous. thin lips, tiny, hooded eyes, no curves. I hate them.
>>220188806Rocky says at the end that the rock crab scientists have prepared Grace's ship to return home.
>>220187181That's Belgians. Dutch are like stingier Krauts.
>>220189206In the book he makes the case that the whole trip and adventure fucked his body, and that perhaps he wouldn't even survive the trip back. Granted, Rocky's race is smart as fuck, so perhaps they could mitigate some of that, but you are left with an awful estimation if he decided to go, plus it's not like his life on Erid is bad. I guess in the end, his fate was sealed when decided to save Rocky.
I read the bookand i thought that big name actresses would be hunting that role of hersshe was funny and crass but she was wielding a read total power and dominated peoplebut in the movie she is there only a bit so its kinda lostthe actress played it well, but it was like a real opportunity
>>220187368Eridians don't have gender, very possible they also don't have genitals or anything we would recognize as such
>>220190519woke trash
>>220185929wrong movie
>>220189346Fuck did I really miss that? Wait I think I did. I watched a version that had no subtitles so I didn't know what rocky was saying at the end.
>plan was to be stranded in space with AT&T girl until you dieAnd he didn't wanna go? Was he gay?
>>220190790see:>>220184946
>>220191046He might have had low self esteem and assumed he would have gotten cucked by the captain. Just like me fr.
>>220191046>she rejects you>stuck in the spaceship with her until one or both of you die
>>220187072nah she is better in the movie. In the book she is a robot with zero character
>>220188831You will never be a real woman
>>220191712>>220191341>>220191046>convince the team to send you into space with just you and AT&T girl and a pilot>she decides she doesn't like you like that>you have to watch the pilot fuck her every which way endlessly until you all day
>>220184179>>220189242>>220189265Seething subhumanoids.
>>220184118jesus, even the rock had better jokes
>>220191856> wake up> pilot dead> fuckyeah.jpg> now I can finally get out of the cuck chair and get some of that AT&T pussy> At&T girl dead too
So Grace wasn't asexual, what was he going to do about human companionship?
>>220191256My version really had no subtitles. I was paying attention
>>220184439He is a university teacher so I guess he has enough money for that.
>>220190790YouWere translating funny rock noises?
>>220189265settle down, Seth
>>220184536As noted here she's Dutch in the book. Blanchett (by her name) is Norman/English. Huh. Maybe they could have cast Blanchett in this role in PHM but they miscast her in LotR. Maybe Galadriel should have been a tall Irish redhead. Someone with deep Celtic roots in Tolkien's vision of Middle Earth.
>>220184995Jews
>>220189081Damn thats true
>>220184118Y does she look so puffy? Her hands and cheeks look puffy like Mr puff
>another cgi space cartoon saw this already with adam sandlerbe more original hollywood
>>220189081They can send loads of Taumoeba to other systems in autonomous ships to spread it, but yeah, on those two systems are safe while everything else is on harm's way
>>220189081>So the entire rest of the galaxyNo, it's ignored in the movie but astrophage has a limited range so it's only a small cluster of stars that are infected. I think the maximum range for astrophage is 4-8 light years.>sterile dead rocksNothing is happening to the stars, the planets where life can evolve will have lower light and temperature but they can still evolve life.
>>220185244>WE HEBBEN EEN SEREIUUS PROBLEEM
>>220184995humans
>>220184118This was genuine dogshit reddit humor. >alien spaceship parks next to you>YO TIME TO TAKE MANUAL CONTROL AS AN INEXPERIENCED PILOT WITH ANOTHER SPACESHIP 100M NEXT TO MEActually made me mad.
>>220187574This is correct>t. visiting in-laws with my Dutch wife and feel like I’m in some insane cartoon show where everyone speaks like a tard
>>220198538For me it's the hundreds of instances when he's punching, slamming and bumping into computers and displays and knocking shit down constantly.
>>220184179False image of Germans from Hollywood tv, Germans also have the best rave culture and best sex culture.
>>220194337
>>220197996>taking what a woman says at face value>implying she'll actually adhere or remember what she says
>>220197996I ask women if they want to be raped by a minotaur and of they do I strangle them to death a frame some puerto rican guy
>>220199133Kek this.>>220197996Women play themselves so hard with this stupid gotcha questions 80% of stable men would say yes to without further context. Who *wouldn’t* want to visit space?She’s really setting herself up for the most shallow possible sports bar and beer pong sort of guy, who would be fun for a bit, but never works out and she’s ends up alone or settling
>>220190519only one way to find out
>>220184118she's describing me perfectly. except that i don't have any skills that would be useful in any kind of mission.
>>220184118how did his crewmates die? how did rocky's crewmates die?
>>220199301I'm currently pooing so I'll make this brief.your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to sit In a space chair and post space kittens to a space image board 12 hours a day.this message will space destruct in space seconds.
>>220184118>no career to lose>you don't talk to your parentswell i got 2 out of 5. if my parents die and i get fired then I guess we're back in the game
>>220185651Imagine if Vayntrub survived. Just plapping that ass on the rock planet or the whole way back to Earth, THEN the pussypocalypse.
>>220199332Eridian's didn't know about radiation or relativity. The mission to Tau Ceti is the first time their civilization left the planet. So the crew died of radiation while Rocky survived because his room was in the engines, surrounded by astrophage, which absorbs radiation
/tv/ has hundreds of retarded contrarian opinions but the take about PHM that>NOOOO YOU CANT FORCE ME TO SAVE THE WORLD DESPITE ME BEING THE ONLY QUALIFIED PERSON NOOOOO EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING MUST DIE SO I CAN BE COMFY AT HOME EATING TENDIES AND BROWSING THE INTERNET NOOOOOOOis the most forced take in recent memory
>>220184118>You are the most worthless person we can find.More like "least weighed-down genius we can find", actually.>>220189924I think he's still considering the trip back in the book, it was offered and he knows he succeeded. He just "thinks about it", same as the movie. I think Rocky also did not want him to go in the end of the book as well.The book is also garbage and should not be consulted for opinions on the story, however.
>>220199523thank you, anon.
>>220199077Elaborate.
>>220199100You don’t really need to know what Rocky says since grace repeats everything rocky says. Try watching the movie this way. Would probably be even cooler because you’d feel more like grace having to understand an alien
>>220191907Defend yourself, salty German.
>>220199734No.
>>220199332Not sure if the book mentioned how the crewmates died. An issue with the extended coma probably. Other anon nailed it about Eridians not knowing of radiation in space due to their planet's super thick atmosphere
>>220184118She could have at least sucked his little rocky before before sending him on the suicide mission
>>220199784thank you, anon.
>>220184118I cringed at the signing scene holy hail redit
>>220199847If that scene wasn't included anons would have hated Stratt for being a rigid cunt. That scene humanized her and added a touching, vulnerable, human element to a dire situation.You didn't like it because you're autistic.
How long until the rock spiders figure out humans are fucking psychopaths and decide to nuke Earth?
>>220199877They added that only because she sang in Toni Erdmann.
>>220199877Why does she give a fuck about humanization at all? The world is ending and she has to make the tough decisions weather she looks bad or not is the least of her worrries
>>220200046>Why does she give a fuck about humanization at all?It humanized her to the audience, in-character it gave morale to the crew.
>>220200046She the character was just being herself, the script writer cared about humanizing her to us the audience.
>>220200121>>220200107Are you 5 years old?
>>220200176This is not a rebuttal to either reply.
>>220185288>crabs start snaping faster than eminem
>>220200176You're the one who didn't understand the difference between author's intention and character intention
>>220200330No such thing as an author’s intention in a movie, if anything it was a spontaneous addition to the movie that was almost cut if you seen the behind the scenes. So it wasn’t even going to be in the movie and we wouldn’t be having this conversation. >>220200204The audience are 5 year olds that were going to cry if they didn’t humanize the lady? Are you insane?
>>220200397Movies are made by multiple people, but the editor is an author too. And the scene was obviously filmed by the director for a reason. It did not materialize out of nowhere and it did not end up in the final movie because an intern made a copypaste error, it was a conscious decision by some creators involved.
>>220199734Germans in American tv are always shown as severe autist effentencty machines or nazis.Where in real life they are just white people with a different language
>>220200624German and American cultures are definitely different. Germans are more reserved and stubborn (for better or for worse). And their humor is more about dry witty insults. A lot of germans being workaholics is a true stereotype. But it's certainly not universal.
>>220200397>if anything it was a spontaneous addition to the movie that was almost cut if you seen the behind the scenesNo, it was almost removed because of copyright issues which were resolved late in post production.>The audience are 5 year olds that were going to cry if they didn’t humanize the lady?Are you crazy? I said the scene humanized her to the audience. Furthermore, Weir has said publicly he regrets making his female MC in Artemis less likeable and he did course correct in PHM. Most scenes with Stratt from the book are absent in the movie and the karaoke scene is an effective audio visual shortcut compared to a few chapters of Stratt having discussions with Grace.
itt people arguing that fictional characters exist independently from the authorlet me guess, tulpafags?
>>220191726So a german
>>220187072>pic related>hotter
>>220184118what was the point of her karaoke scene? I was hoping they;re gonna bang
>>220200046>weather
>>220199847>signing
>>220202131has ryan gosling had a sex scene?
>>220202349Ah, you poor incel fuck.
>>220202461oh. i never watched the notebook.
>>220202349has ryan gosling had a gay sex scene?>>220202461did you get to see his dick?
>>220202556>did you get to see his dick?WTF, why would you ask me that?
>>220202822i'm asking for a friend.
