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Fishy lizard people built Asshai
>>220184760egg is icsh
Up, up...
>>220184760TAOOBA!
>>220184960If your girl doesn't want to visit Asshai with you then she's a bitch and you should drop her.
Since George had said that Aegon IV is a tragic character, what do you think his secret is?I think he knows Daemon is Baelor's but is too fat and horny to admit it and stop being a king so he just gives him the sword and "legitimizes" him hoping he will claim the throne.
Why Jaime didn't told about wildfire stores under the King Landing?
>>220189347>I think he knows Daemon is Baelor's but is too fat and horny to admit it and stop being a king so he just gives him the sword and "legitimizes" him hoping he will claim the throne.He knows Daemon is Baelor's kid and keeps him at arm's length so Daena feels threatened enough to not tell him and gather support amongst the lords to oust Aegon, and gave him the sword both to eliminate a threat and to spite Daeron who's constantly opposing him in court the same way he spread rumors about Aemon being his father.
>>220188118THAT'S TAOOBA!
>>220189347>>220189688targs really are insufferable lol
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>>220191323!on ,on ,oN
>>220191348I never really paid attention to how absurd it is to intentionally weaken leather by slicing it up into scales. More work for less effective armor, not to mention how much skin must get wasted in the process.
>>220191511i'm waiting for some pseudo to come in and claim leather scales makes it more effective
>>220191557There is no WAY that's supposed to be leather. Leather armour literally doesn't exist except for some rare Chinese dynasties that used Rhinoceros hide. That's surely just a cheap costume meant to reflect iron scales, no?
>>220191557Never heard of Cuir Bouilli, eh?Boiled leather armour was real, and it worked.Dumb pleb.
>>220191733It exists in DnD/Renaissance Faire aesthetic fantasy, and that's what ASoIaF is. It was actually used in a limited scale in the middle ages though, during the period of transitional armor people were kind of just slapping anything on top of mail to see what worked, and sometimes that would include a leather vambrace or shinguard. But cloth was the preferred non-metal protective material in Europe by far.
poppa bear? POPPA BEAR!
Why do Northerners mog southerners so hard?
>>220192615Summer is here.
>>220192615Do they? They mostly sit in their castles where southerners were the ones pioneering politics, culture and economy
>>220192726Winter came.
>>220192615better fighters
>>220192767The North most valuable product is wood, fucking wood. South has gold and silver in Westerlands, wine and wheat in Reach, cattle in Riverlands for example
>>220192888>seven dragons on crownTHERE ARE NINE KINGDOMS!
>>220192615They have more of a cohesive culture and identity. Plus a better military tradition.It's no wonder the northerners raped the Greens and Lannisters whenever they met.
Old gods are CotF psy-op. Real First Men gods were the gods of sea and storm.Ironchads keep winning.
People know there are numerous wildfire stores under King Landing still ready to explode ?Dany in the Winds will have a very bad surprise I think
why do people like stannis over renly?
>>220192615people only like the northerners because of Ned, and he was a valeman in all but name.
>>220193218I think because renly takes penis in his anus for fun and that’s not very kingly
>>220192615They're gruff but honourable.
>>220193218I don't like Stannis, but he is the king by right.
Fact: crannogmen are the most powerful race on planetos
>>220193346based
>>220193218Stannis is the rightful King based on Westerosi inheritance laws but I prefer the chadly book Renly (who is 100% straight) and not D&D's gay fan fiction Renly>Source: It was revealed to me in a dragon-dream
>>220193218>true king>underdog>only one to fight the others instead of playing musical chairs in Kings Landing>has loyalty of based Davos>good lines>autism
>>220193218Stannis has insane aura
>>220193246Someone please post this to /pol and request the proper modifications.
>>220193218https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M2de3keMIE
>>220193218D&D character assassinated Renly pretty badly in the show with their writing incompetence - book Renly was a funny, charismatic chad who would've been a great king. To be fair D&D also completely misunderstood and fucked up Stannis' character, but I think what they did to Renly is worse overall.
>>220193587why don't you do it you lazy beta jerkwad?
>>220193246I have made similar map on Europe It was:Dorne- IberiaReach - France Westerlands -EnglandIron Islands - Scandinavia North- European Russia Riverlands- Poland, Hungary and Western Ukraine Crownlands - BeneluxStormlands- Germany Wall- Urals Beyond the Wall- Western Siberia i guess
>>220193871Only reason he would be good king is because he would be carried by Tyrells and Redwynes.
>>220192615Rhoynar blood makes you homosexual.
>>220192615lots of reasons, but for me, it's the direwolves. other houses have stags and lions as sigils but only northmen actually fight alongside theirs
>>220193871Renly would've let the Tyrells take over the kingdom just like Robert let the Lannisters run rampant.
>>220195439renly is young and handsome not old and fat like robert or old and ugly like stannis
>>220192874Realistically their most valuable commodity should be pelts.
>>220195561human pelts from beyond the wall
>>220195561>>220195595
>>220195561AWOIAF had wood on the map. But yeah pelts like sable, red fox and marten one would also be important
>>220193871>book Renly was a funny, charismatic chad who would've been a great king. Robert was a funny, charismatic Chad and he was such a shit king the realm imploded when his body was still warm and even if he didn't get boar'd it would implode anyway by being broke as fuck with multiple pretenders on the way.Stannis actually gives enough of a shit that he would strive towards making the realm strong.He cares about honor broadly but isn't as retarded as Ned, he doesn't trust untrustworthy people and resorts to his own subterfuge where neccesary.His care about honor gives him a form of silent charisma he shares with Ned - his people are extremely loyal.Stannis only has two downsides - not having a male heir (but he is fertile) and Melisandre, but it's arguable if faith in Red God is really that much of a downside when there's White Walkers about.
>>220195765It's AWOFAI, dumbass.
>>220195814only the red god has actual powers. the seven, old gods and drowned god are powerless sheep. the drowned god can't even save himself from drowning.
>>220195906Warrior killed the dragons in the Dragonpit.
>>220195906The Seven revived Dunk, so shut your heretic mouth.
The red god is just a hidden conclave of lizard people survivors from the war with the pearl emporer using glass candles to destabilize and subvert the realms of man
>>220189347mommy issues because his mother left them
>>220193218He is just and legit.>It is not a question of wanting. The throne is mine, as Robert's heir. That is law. After me, it must pass to my daughter, unless Selyse should finally give me a son. I am king. Wants do not enter into it. I have a duty to my daughter. To the realm. Even to Robert. He loved me but little, I know, yet he was my brother. The Lannister woman gave him horns and made a motley fool of him. She may have murdered him as well, as she murdered Jon Arryn and Ned Stark. For such crimes there must be justice. Starting with Cersei and her abominations. But only starting. I mean to scour that court clean. As Robert should have done after the Trident.>These pardoned lords would do well to reflect on that. Good men and true will fight for Joffrey, wrongly believing him the true king. A northman might even say the same of Robb Stark. But these lords who flocked to my brother's banners knew him for a usurper. They turned their backs on their rightful king for no better reason than dreams of power and glory, and I have marked them for what they are. Pardoned them, yes. Forgiven. But not forgotten.>Lord Seaworth is a man of humble birth, but he reminded me of my duty, when all I could think of was my rights. I had the cart before the horse, Davos said. I was trying to win the throne to save the kingdom, when I should have been trying to save the kingdom to win the throne.
>>220193218because he AAAAGGGHHHH
>>220197110>>Lord Seaworth is a man of humble birth, but he reminded me of my duty, when all I could think of was my rights. I had the cart before the horse, Davos said. I was trying to win the throne to save the kingdom, when I should have been trying to save the kingdom to win the throne.>you will never be this justI try, I really do. But boy, this is some next level righteousness
>olivia cooke deactivated her official instagram accountKEK! what did you degenerates do
>>220198568I guarantee you it was all TB foids
>>220193435They made him a pretty big fruit and even more so with Loras. It's really astonishing how little the show characters resemble their book counterparts. There's a few examples like Davos where you could say they're at least trying to adapt the original, but more often it's simply an entirely new character with the same name.
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>>220195133>he would be carried by Tyrells and Redwynes.Renly controls the Stormlands you know, one of the Seven Kingdoms and all its forces, it's not like he's by himself and the Tyrells have to fight for him.>>220195439>Renly would've let the Tyrells take over the kingdomThe Tyrells are actually competent administrators and effective politicians with Garlen being great warrior and straight up nice guy, Margaery is smart and charismatic, Loras is a great warrior and totally loyal, Olenna is wise and cunning and while Mace is a blustery doofus, he's not really on control of House Tyrell anyways, Willas Tyrell is actually calling the shots while everybody just lets Mace think it was his idea all along.But we can see from Renly's discussion with Catelyn, that he's also a warrior, competent, smart, charismatic and cunning himself. In fact exactly what you'd want in a king.
>>220201329As a Dixiechad I feel torn between being more represented by the Stormlands or the Reach, but the Reach is a better fit geographically. And the Rocky mountains States are obviously a much better fit for the Vale.
>>220197110>be Stannis>demand everybody kiss your ass>have no way of enforcing this>seethe and grind your teethHe's even more delusional than the post-Dance Targs.
Stannis is a shit commander too. His only victories are against savages and useless ironborn. As soon as he faces one major battle against a proper force he crumbles and his men burn. All round, he's a shit king and a shit commander.
>>220186416luke is icsh
>>220198568The fujos have been on one since she did a recent interview saying that Season 3 Alicent knows how to play the game.
>>220202118>As soon as he faces one major battle against a proper force he crumbles and his men burn.The blame for the retarded Battle of the Blackwater is wholly Gurm's who has a medieval army launching a D-Day type invasion.
you think grrm will still have pedo relationships in the books such as dany and daario in the next books if they ever comes out ?
poppa bear?
>>220202118>>220202635The ironic part is that Stannis would have won Blackwater even after the Wildfire if not for Tywin/Tyrell ex-machina and Renly's ghost.
>Freys arrive late to a battle already overThe Late Lord Frey.>Starks arrive late to a war already overSo hecking cool... the hour of the wolf!!
>>220204977didn't they send an expeditionary force that helped the lads win almost every battle?
>>220205050It was a boomer army composed of the old men who were going to be left out to die in winter, so the Starks weren't losing anything anyway. Good play by Cregan, I guess, pretend like you're invested by throwing the expendables into the meat grinder while keeping your main force out of harm's way. Frey should have thought of that.
I haven’t really been here in like 2 months, but can somebody please give me a QRD on poppa bear posting and what icsh means?
>>220198568/got/hotd/dunk/ is unironically the least toxic asoiaf space on the internet. It’s the normal people that are the insane ones.
>>220203997The "ex-machina" isn't even an ex-machina. They were there outside KL for days. Stannis literally walked into two traps in one night because he is a fucking retard who probably would cut himself on the throne too if he ever say on it.
>>220198568tumblrinas keep spamming her with anti criston cole propaganda
>>220198568She said "Free Palestine" and /pol/ and /tv/ got ass mad and DM'd her death threats
>>220205615R/asoiafcirclejerk is also fine
>>220205737>circlejerkIt is unironically more retarded than here, you would lose braincells in there
>>220205649Tywin was hauling ass and it was questionable if he arrived in time, hence why Stannis was so focused on taking KL before he did. The only reason he made it was because he joined up with Tyrells who had ready river barges to quickly transport their combined forces. Even then, Tywin's army merely matched Stannis.Tyrells were the main issue because they alone had double the amount of soldiers Stannis had, even with half of the Reach behind him, and the only reason Tyrells even got involved on Lannister side was because Littlefinger negotiated the alliance, he was also behind the whole "Renly's ghost" idea, and anything Littlefinger does is a deus-ex-machina by default.In short, Stannis was aware of both Lannister and Tyrell forces but (correctly) assumed Lannisters wouldn't make it in time without outside help, and (incorrecly) assumed Tyrells couldn't be swayed by Lannisters, at least in time - after all, the berothal between Margaery and Joffrey required the latter to break his with Sansa.
black valeryons could exist and if you disagree you're a chud
Just finished my rewatchs8 is a (flawed) masterpiece and I'm tired of being gaslit by normies and brainlets into thinking otherwise because they're mad their headcanon didn't pan out or Jaime having a tragic ending hurt their feelings or that Dany losing was a direct attack on feminism
The Tyrells are fucking niggers and I don't even like Stannis that much. I hope Connington has Mace beheaded, Margeary thrown into the black cells and Olenna thrown off the ramparts.
>>220207845>>220207856>>220207860>engagement baitKek.
>>220207967nothing changes if you swap valeryan and summer isle demographics
>>220206137Renly's ghost made little to no difference. And Littlefinger isn't an ex-machina, he convinced them to join ages ago. You're just arguing for the sake of arguing.
>>220207967I was going to reply to the anon replying about the tyrell/lannister exmachina to the other anon but I just hit submit before quoting him.
>>220207856good post.i also though jaime didn't deserve a redemption and i dont really see the big issue having him die with cersei.
>>220208291Don’t bother, it’s just bait to keep the thread from archiving.
>>220198568it's dany/rhaenyra roasties that harass her. chuds don't do that
>“Dragonglass,” Osha named it as she sat down beside Luwin, bandagings in hand.“Obsidian,” Maester Luwin insisted, holding out his wounded arm.why would wildlings call it "dragonglass"? dragons should be a pretty distant, vague concept for people Beyond the Wall
>>220205737Didn’t they try to get other places on the site taken down by using gay ops?
>>220208788don't you know he was SUPPOSED to have a REDEMPTION ARC like in muh STAR WARS and be forgiven for all of his crimes by murdering another bad guy (his pregnant sister wife) at the last second, that would have been so heroic and epic.
There are ASoIaF fans out there who despise every single manly character unless they can project a generic "nice guy" image onto him. I honestly don't know what they even get out of the franchise.
>>220209850Criston Cole is a nice guy and they still hate him.
>>220209823his!!! and then he marries brianne and rules king's landing (the lannister castle if you forgot) with the midget brother (tywin lannister)
>>220209871they hate him because he's a nepo baby who acts like a spoiled teenage white girl
>>220209823> that would have been so heroic and epic.Yes it would’ve. Also she was neither his wife nor was she pregnant stupid.
>>220209939Lmao you're back again? we already told you Criston is common born.
>>220208788>>220209823Literal subhumans, I bet you think Sandor's conclusion was EPIC too. Jaime is just one of many characters like the Hound, Theon, Jorah, Varys, Littlefinger etc. that the showrunners tossed aside gracelessly because they didn't know what to do with him.
>>220209850Nuh uh, I like Victarion
>>220209957>gets off scott free killing high lordshe's a nepo baby and a shit character written by a woman retard
>>220210075Killing high lords is basedNoble niggers fear the kingsguard common man
>>220210108they fear the corrupt ruler who lets her nepo baby dildo kill everyone at will
>>220210141Seething beesbury cuckReminder:Kingsguards 2 - 0 beesburys
>>220210213You're brown
>>220210213>seethingreminder that nobody cares about anything else besides that the bl*cks were traitors who lost the war.
hahahahahaha
>>220210283This shit aint buzzin
>>220210283bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzz -ACK
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>>2202102133-0 if you count Jaehaerys stabbing that beesbury guy in the face
>>220210283Seven Hells. This is a council session, Ser Criston. Please beehive yourself.
>>220204977turn this into a meme with the office flirting format
>>220210213beesbury hot beesbury cold beesbury in the pot nine days old
>>220209871They self-insert as Rhaenyra and seethe that he didn't want to be her walking dildo.
could a fully united westeros + essos + night king take out homelander if everyone fighting him had the ability to harm a supe
GoT Daenerys I>"I'd let his whole khalasar fuck you if need be, sweet sister, all forty thousand men, and their horses too if that was what it took to get my army.GoT Daenerys VIII>Qotho pulled Haggo away, saying, "Kicks are too merciful for a maegi. Take her outside. We will stake her to the earth, to be the mount of every passing man. And when they are done with her, the dogs will use her as well. DwD Tyrion VIII>Growing up, Tyrion heard reports of (...) a dwarf whore in King's Landing renowned for coupling with dogs. His own sweet sister had told him of the last, even offering to find him a bitch in heat if he cared to try it out. When he asked politely if she were referring to herself, Cersei had thrown a cup of wine in his face.DwD Theon I>"Tell him, you tell him. I'll do what he wants … whatever he wants … with him or … or with the dog or … please …AWoIaF - The Free Cities: Norvos>There, out of the sight of priests and nobles alike, lowborn Norvoshi feast on red meat and river pike, washed down with strong black beer and fermented goat's milk, whilst bears dance for their amusement and (it is whispered) slave women mate with wolves in torchlit cellars.AWoIaF - Beyond the Free Cities: The Basilisk Isles>In the flesh pits, blood sorcery of the darkest sort was practiced, as beasts were mated to slave women to bring forth twisted half-human children.FaB Under the Regents - War and Peace and Cattle Shows>Rosamund Darry was said to be concealing six nipples under her bodice (supposedly because her mother had lain with a dog)
>>220211427if you dont reply to this with multiple paragraphs youre a fucking penislover btw
>>220209947>nor was she pregnant stupid.See, you're literally inventing headcanon here because your feelings are hurt
>>220211536The writer's thinly veiled fetish
>>220209959>I bet you think Sandor's conclusion was EPIC tooIt's a tragic waste of human life but not an invalid conclusion for the Hound
>>220212072Which makes no sense since it's a SHIT fetish even lower than feet, on par with scat and ponies, in books full of good ones like royalty and lord x knight.
>>220212683Dainty princess feet is a good fetish, faggot
>>220202155season 1 bran is icsh
>>220210283what are those balls? they never explained them on the show
>>220210343this little nigga knows a lot of history despite being an evil brat.
they better not ruin this shit
>>220212921he's also a decent military strategist. he's really not a bad king if you look past his impulsiveness. with better mentorship he could have been a quality leader.
>>220212933They knew they would job if they fought him btw.
>>220211989Just because she said she was pregnant doesn’t mean she actually was you retard. For two seasons she tells everyone she’s pregnant and she doesn’t even slighty show it at all.
>>220208135Renly's ghost made a huge difference, but not in having Tyrells win but in getting a lot of Stannis guys to stop fighting. Between Renly's death and Blackwater there'a a month tops. Littlefinger not only goes to Bitterbridge but Highgarden itself and back.
>>220212933He will survive and move to Asshai with Aegon II who will fake his death and live there together with Laenor far away from the whores.
>>220213030Cole was easily the strongest fighter of his time, it was half "we are not so stupid to not know that you will beat us" and half "fuck you we are not giving you an honorable death"
>>220213019He had a lot of decent ideas and if he wasn't a fucktard he'd be one of better kings.But if he wasn't a fucktard he wouldn't be Joffrey, so...
tell us the legend of the rat cook
>>220213045>For two seasons she tells everyone she’s pregnant and she doesn’t even slighty show it at all.Cersei gets pregnant at the end of season 7. From the time of conception to her death is like...a month, maybe two, tops. Women usually don't start showing until the 2nd trimester, 15-20 weeks into the pregnancy. You'd know that if you weren't a virgin. But yeah I'm sure Cersei was crying hysterically how she wanted her baby to live when they were alone in that basement because she was just THAT evil that she had to keep manipulating Jaime to the end and you're definitely NOT just inventing headcanon and crying that the showrunners didn't validate it
>>220211989She wasn’t actually pregnant but she was supposed to be as well as have a miscarriage but d&d cut it which is dumb as it would’ve given her something to do in S8 other than stare out a window.https://www.pajiba.com/tv_reviews/we-finally-know-the-truth-about-cerseis-pregnancy-and-it-doesnt-fix-anything-game-of-thrones-finale.php
>>220213218If it's cut, it's not canon. They made the choice that Cersei was actually pregnant and not lying.
>>220212933>>220213116This is how Ned and co took out Dayne
>>220213282>They made the choice that Cersei was actually pregnant and not lying.Literally the opposite. The actress confirms that the pregnancy was supposed to be real and miscarried but was cut, which means she was lying.
>>220213406but the scene of her having the miscarriage was cut, which means it didn't happen in the finished product, so it's not canon. They were making a specific creative choice in the edit to remove the scene because they decided it was more interesting and tragic for Cersei to actually be pregnant and get the baby killed because of her retarded decisions do you think the miscarriage actually happened off-camera and the showrunners just decided to not show it to obfuscate her intentions? You're fucking retarded
>>220213457The miscarriage being cut essentially means there is zero proof whatsoever that she was actually pregnant. All signs point to her lying about it to manipulate Jamie and Tyrion is something she would absolutely do.
>>220213605>All signs point to her lying about it to manipulate Jamie and Tyrion is something she would absolutely do.Source: your headcanon
>>220213170>From the time of conception to her death is like...a month, maybe two, tops.That doesn’t sound right at all. She had been fucking Jamie long before S7 but for the sake of the argument let’s say she did conceive in S7, it would’ve been at the beginning because that’s where we see they have sex. There is no way that all the events between the beginning of S7 and the end of 8 happened within just two months.
>>220213605>>220213760either case proves D&D are way better screenwriters than normies gave them credit for.>if the baby is fake newsthere is the inherent irony that cersei's need to be with jaime, to get him to come back and to protect him from war, ultimately lead him to his doom>if the baby is realjaime completes his redemption arc post mortem, for ne hever abandoned his wife or his unborn child in their darkest hour
>>220213886>She had been fucking Jamie long before S7They fuck in episode s7e3 and that's the first time they fucked since the sept of baelor "rape" (she wanted it), baby was conceived there >There is no way that all the events between the beginning of S7 and the end of 8 happened within just two months.It really isn't that long of a span of time, I thought LE TELEPORTING was the classic catchphrase everyone loved to meme about? Was it too fast or too slow?
>>220213948>It really isn't that long of a span of timeIn Season 7 Jon goes from Winterfell to Dragonstone. From there he takes ship to north of the Wall for a wight and then to Kings Landing via ship. In Season 8 he sails from Dragonstone with Dany and their armies to Winterfell and after the Long Night back to dragon stone and then KL. There is no way all that happened in just two months, fuck off.
>>220213948a correction: she went down on him in s4e10 after she threatened Tywin but it's not explicit if they had intercourse then. Either way they didn't have sex in s5 or s6, and baby was conceived in s7e3 after
>>220213948>Was it too fast or too slow?When you have the characters go to three separate locations in different kingdoms in a single episode I’m sure you know the answer.
>>220214132>Jaime and Cersei are shown in King's Landing in ep1>10 minutes later they are in Winterfell with the King's retinue after "riding for a month" wow...writing bad...
>>220214193>two separate locationsAlso this wasn’t an instance of bad writing. Just rushed.
>>220214193wha'chu want cracka? for screen to fade to black for 1 month nigga? do that yourself nigga just turn the monitor off HAHAHA
>>220189347He's just a "tragic" character because his mommy abandoned him and that poisoned his view of women permanently. The "Daemon is Baelor's" theory is the product of a cuckporn-addled mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ikoq_xffWiomy sister was hearing this song and for some it just reminds of dany and jon with all those allegories in their chapters to them being each others wolf and moonit sounds like after after their ending with dany dead looking over jonam i just overthinking or is martin just this predictable when it comes to writing romance stories ?
>>220214515>The [woman has a child with her husband] theory is the product of a cuckporn-addled mindHuh?
>>220214587>The only place we had to meet is nightjon and dany will probably fall in love during the long night>While the sun he sleeps in shadows we can hidedany dreams with jon as a shadowed man>But it is gone when morning comesdany will probably die to end the long night
>>220213940Not really, in fact the whole Cersei pregnancy miscarriage getting cut just further shows their incompetence. How can you take two years to produce something and still be making enormous changes like that at the last minute? I get re-shoots, sure, but just flat-out cutting an important plot point and character moment that provides context for a pretty big beat in the story? Cersei actually could’ve done something in the last two seasons that is actually a part of her own story instead of just serving as a cartoon baddie to dany and Tyrion. Their approach to writing in these later seasons was so flippant, they didn’t commit to anything so they could just cut things out in post-production, because the story doesn't matter. I say incompetence but it very well may have been apathy considering that the whole reason they took the job happened back in S3. Either way it hurt the story.
>>220214787remember when Peter jackson cut literally hours of material from his LOTR movies? Guess he's incompetent and the oscars were a mistake
>>220214639>gone when morning comes...LIKE AND A BAT OUT OF HELL I'LL BE GONE, GONE GONE
>>220215135>false equivalence
>>220215135Nigga the fat man specifically wanted a tv adaptation instead of movies for his books so that shit didn’t happen.
>>220215333Why? Because he released them later in an extended edition? So the movies were bad and incomplete until the DVD release?
Tyrion was probably the most well-utilized character in the first the books; he was always entertaining and doing something important to move the plot along. One has to wonder if he peaked there or if George actually has a way to make him fun to read about again. It just seems like being around Dany will constrain him, he was always best when he was at the center of all the important events.
>YOUR MAN, YOUR MAN!!!!!https://youtu.be/cUIkIwOyqm8Ira better not fuck it up when Dunk reminisces about Baelor and the Humfreys giving their lives for him and feeling guilty about it in the next books.
How do people make posts where they (you) up to 6 people and bypass the spam filters?
>>220215379*first three
>>220193871>who would've been a great kingYou're clearly supposed to think that book Renly would be a terrible king but yes he's supposed to be a tall dark handsome Chad who's super charismatic, which does not come through in the show at all
>>220215375>whyBecause one is movies and the other tv, which are absolutely different in terms of production and pacing. The extended editions are not perfect because they have some serious pacing issues which is an issue for a movie but not for a show where you have a lot more flexibility.
>>220215420They added a scene in the show where he goes hunting with Robert, and a few of his quips are alright at the start, but then he suddenly starts shouting libtard nonsense in his brother's face about the injustices of the feudal system. It's bizarre, but it's also a genuine attempt by the showrunners to make their fanfic version of Renly look like a sympathetic Enlightened Despot. They totally stripped away his personality and just made him into a whiny queer.
>>220184960It is known
>>220215253cute
If you had to live in Planetos, what region would you live in BY CHOICE?Alternatively, going by your general temperament, appearance and real world location, where would you live?
>>220192778There's not a single northerner on the level of Arthur Dayne or Jaime. Or Barry, or Cleganes.>Muh GreatjonJust a strong retard.
Why does HBO hate Lyseni?>Doreah>Salladhor>MysariaAll of them should look like discount Targaryens
>>220216668Arya Stark would wipe the floor with each and every one
>>220216668Mag the Mighty and Wun Wun are even stronger retards and would BTFO Dayne, Selmy or Jaime
>>220184760
>>220216842Not really. AWOIAF mentions it's only higher classes who look Valkyrian like
The saddest part about the series never being finished is we'll miss out on Jon fully transitioning into an edgelord anime MC. He might actually be funnier than Darkstar.
>>220216668>Arthur DayneEffortlessly killed by a swamp hobbit. Gigamogged by northerners.
>>220216924Not men, like comparing them to drogon. Im curious how strong Tormund was in his prime though
The strongest dornishman of all time, killed by a fucking bog midget with a bread knife. More like fraud of the morning.
>>220217100>AWOIAF mentions it's only higher classes who look Valkyrian likeNo it doesn't, it explicitly mentions they all look Valyrian even the smallfolk.>More than anywhere else in the known world, the blood of Old Valyria still runs strong in the Lyseni, who are regarded as beautiful. Even the smallfolk in Lys have the pale skin, silver-gold hair, and purple, lilac, and pale blue eyes of the dragonlords of old.
>>220184760I'm watching GOT from season one and realizing it was never good. In fact it is quite bad.
>>220192726Don't forget their food
>>220217273people say jon won't be dany's type because he is too goody-goody for her taste in men but post-ressurection jon will be the kind of dude that leaves any 16 yo girl soppingdany will get head over heels when she tells him to knee and he tells her to go fuck herself
>>220209514D&D are so stupid, they thought you could melt obsidian and pour it into moulds to make weapons...
>>220212933Can't shoot arrows thru armor, Jessica.
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>>220209514>dragons should be a pretty distant, vague concept for people Beyond the Wallthe time of dragons is only a couple hundred years ago not thousands, plus oral tradition of legends and stories would be rife in wildling culture
>>220202635>a medieval army launching a D-Day type invasion I've read versions of this bullshit in a few historical fiction books, not just ASOIAF. writers really love a medieval normandy beach for some reason
>>220189475Pride.>these fucks hate me for kingslaying, without even knowing why I did it? FUCK 'EM! I won't bother explaining myself, or potentially saving lives in the future by having any of the caches located!
>>220219625Are the Thenns supposed to be the Wildling version of the Night's Watch? Or are they just stupid? Both?
>>220220083i thought there's a line somewhere suggesting they did get rid of the caches they just don't know if they got all of them (they didn't)
>>220209514Some Targs brought their dragons to the Wall when they visited so maybe some passing Wildlings saw them and spread the word of fire breathing flying lizardsIIRC the dragons refused to fly over the Wall itself so I guess the wall's magic works both ways in certain cases.
>>220212904Proof of office maybe. They likely got rid of them when Varys got on the small council out of respect for his condition
>>220205737>>220205748>>220209584>unironic redditorsdear christ this place really did get lost
>>220220141they're the most civilized of the wildlings actually so kinda
>>220205615been posting since season 2 and /got/ was easily the height of this board, I do it for the love of the game
>>220220198>After the defeat of the royal army at the Battle of the Bells in 283 AC, Aerys realized that Robert Baratheon was the greatest threat to his rule and to all of House Targaryen. Aerys commanded his pyromancers to place caches of wildfire all over King's Landing, as the king was willing to burn the whole city rather than letting the rebels take it.[11] When his Hand of the King, Lord Qarlton Chelsted, discovered the plan, he tried to reason with the king, without success. Finally, Chelsted resigned his office, and Aerys had him dipped in wildfire and burned him alive, and made the pyromancer Rossart his new Hand.[11][22][23] The plot was stopped when Ser Jaime Lannister of the Kingsguard slew King Aerys, as well as the pyromancers involved, Wisdoms Rossart, Garigus, and Belis. >The only person remaining alive who knew of the plot was Ser Jaime.[11]>Remnants of King Aerys II's wildfire plot were discovered at various times during the reign of King Robert I Baratheon. In 298 AC, two hundred jars were discovered in a storeroom beneath the Great Sept of Baelor, and safely removed by the pyromancers, though they had no idea how the jars came to be there.[2] That's probably what you read.
I've read my first two fanfics.. now I'm looking for more.. this is the slippery slope they tell you about when you start smoking weed
>>220220141Thenns are the only people beyond the wall who actually have laws and a somewhat civilized society. The show made them psycho savages instead.
>>220221159I'm still looking for one about Arya and Gendry going on adventures around Planetos.
>The princess knew much and more about Laenor Velaryon, and had no wish to be his bride. “My half-brothers would be more to his taste,” she told the king.uhhhh i thought rhaenyra was pro lgbtqia+ and had threesomes with Daemon and Laena why is she calling Laenor a pedo
>>220199556>>220209387they still do this shit? i thought they would have stopped after they bullied the child actress that portrayed jaehaera in s1
What did he mean by this? And who will play good Ser Maynard Plumm?
>>220193029Yer a bloody bastid.
>>220199556>>220209387>>220222420It wasn’t. She and other cast said that Condal and Hess was doing a great job. Which is wrong, they doing everything wrong, but that’s not a justification.
>>220222669it is a good justification no one from hotd cast deserves any respect save from two or three actors and just barely still
>>220186416>>220202155>>220212756jeor is icsh
>>220216626wich region has pineapples? i can't live without pineapples in my meals.
>>220223354Lys.
>>220223678Haha he's a whore
Jacebros I'm not ready...
>>220224341Tywin was such a beta that he had to pay whores to get any. He was jealous of Tyrion because he actually rapes women.
poppa bear!
>>220224942not too mention he was a cuckold and Aerys canonically fucked Joana when he watched in a cuck chair
For me, it's Sir Arlan
>>220224597>jobs in his first battle award
Are we getting new opening this season?
>>220210283>>220212904>what are those balls? they never explained them on the showThey literally serve no purpose at all, except for that scene where Criston Cole smashes Beesbury's head into one. That is it, the entire reason they were included in the show...
>>220222480>Ser Maynard Plumm?Since he is actually Bloodraven in disguise via a magical glamour spell, pretty much any actor can be chosen but he ought to be tall and slim to fit the character.
>>220226336>They literally serve no purpose at alldebatable, it adds a nice juxtaposition of civilized formal discussion against the political violence. not everything needs to have a purpose either
>>220226713>not everything needs to have a purpose eitherYes, the marble balls and plates do have to have a purpose (other than smashing Beesbury) or their inclusion is completely stupid but then being completely stupid is par for the course with this show.
>>220226808well their purpose is clearly a symbolic gesture that the person is ready to participate in the council meeting. It would be retarded if there was a scene explaining this to the viewer instead of just showing it and not telling
>>220215253i want to smash them
>>220223052i can't think of a single one besides Aegon's actor
>>220227195Baela's actress for having actually read F&B and asking for Condal not to mess things up, clearly she didn't succeed but alas...I have some appreciation for Tom Glynn Carney and Phia Saban for fighting for their characters, and for that great but small scene where they stare at each other after Jaehaerys' murder, not that much for Tom any longer for being a republicanchud like Olivia Cooke and Emma D'Arcy who bitched about the Chuck's coronation some years ago. Paddy, Rhys and Toussaint are also really good actors
How does Daenerys even know how to read her only real caretaker died when she was like 5 she must have no schooling in anything
>>220227464Her and Viserys were hosted by a lot of powerful people over the years before they gave them the boot. I'm sure they had tutors that could teach her.Didn't her brother know how to read? Maybe he thought her.
only kino moment in season 2
>>220227531>thought
>>220227030>well their purpose is clearly a symbolic gesture that the person is ready to participate in the council meeting.But the marble balls and plates are always there on the council table whether the councilors are there or not. They're meaningless.
>>220228385>But the marble balls and plates are always there on the council table whether the councilors are there or not. They're meaningless.
>>220212756i used to be icsh now i'm just vh
>>220223263but jeor is not icsh tho
>>220227030>symbolic gestureehh, we haven't really seen the TV show targs being particularly ritualistic about their traditons so this is why their conference call phones stand out. most likely it is just a bit of visual flavor like someone already noted to add on screen and to try to give the blacks some visual identity
>>220227836Boop
>>220221159I've read Dread our Wrath (self insert uplift) and Sow the Tide Reap the Storm (female Theon leads to TOTAL STANNIS VICTORY), they were good
>>220221159With or without smut?
hey dunk is pretty good
IN THE NAME OF THE MOTHERLEAVE THAT BOY BE
>>220229369its almost as if gurm's work makes for decent adpatations if you just stop raping the source material
>>220205235still beat the greens, still counts
>>220227836I felt so bad for him >Aegon you MUST be king>actually nevermind you’re useless, stay here while everyone else fights a warI hate Alicent so much it’s unreal
This is the last thread.
Thank you Cregan for avenging Aegon. He was a true green
i don't think the Dance was well written
>>220234712Prince Jace was frame mogged by Lord Cregan Stark at The Wall.
Why are Greyjoys the best?
>>220227464If you didn't know how to read by five that explains a lot
if you think about it, the Ghiscari are based
>>220232739Reminder that he didn't even wanna be king and was fine with letting Rhaenyra have the Iron Throne.>At first, the prince refused to be a part of his mother’s plans. “My sister is the heir, not me,” he said. “What sort of brother steals his sister’s birthright?” Only when Ser Criston convinced him that the princess must surely execute him and his brothers should she don the crown did Aegon waver. “Whilst any trueborn Targaryen yet lives, no Strong can ever hope to sit the Iron Throne,” Cole said. “Rhaenyra has no choice but to take your heads if she wishes her bastards to rule after her.” It was this, and only this, that persuaded Aegon to accept the crown that the small council was offering him,
>>220236013>are basedon what? complete your fucking sentence dumbass!
>>220236104Damn, humble, modest, a sense of duty to family.He really was the better person and rightful king.
>>220236130
>>220236104They should have hammered more the role of Cole in making Aegon king, the "Kingmaker" title feels a little undeserved if we go by what actually happened
>Still farther east lie the so-called Thousand Islands (Ibbenese chartmakers tell us that there are in truth fewer than three hundred), a seagirt scatter of bleak windswept rocks believed by some to be the last remnants of a drowned kingdom whose towns and towers were submerged beneath the rising seas many thousands of years ago. Only the boldest or the most desperate mariners ever make landfall here, for the people of these islands, though few in number, are a queer folk, inimical to strangers, a hairless people with green-tinged skin who file the teeth of their females into sharp points and slice the foreskins from the members of their males.
>>220235474kinda blew my mind finding out how similiar ironborn culture is to jewish culture
Why couldn't Daeron beat Dorne?
>>220236013They're just slaving kikes like Val*rians but without dragons.
>>220237236>kikesracist farrakhan idiot
>>220236935Egg is 75% Dornish, you can't beta Dorne.
>>220237366The Dornish King of WesterosHow Dornish was Dany?
>>220237366what's his 25%?
>>220237423She's 37.5% Dornish. Dany's also 50% Riverlander cause of Egg's wife Betha Blackwood.
>>220237423>How Dornish was Dany?
>>220237577Fuck, that means she's got some Bracken in her.
>>220237637>Maekar also married a Dornishwomankek
>>220237639Bracken is the superior blood.
>>220237858
why is /tv/ so slow now?just a few months ago threads would be blurring by.
>>2202380864chan is dying
>>220238131I don't get what happened in just the last few weeks though.
>>220238086>>220238131>>220238232The world will end on May 23, 2026. Are you prepared?
>>220238086>why is /tv/ so slow now?Slow is good.
>>220193871>As Arya began her story, Ned heard the door open behind him. He glanced back and saw Vayon Poole enter with Sansa. They stood quietly at the back of the hall as Arya spoke. When she got to the part where she threw Joffrey’s sword into the middle of the Trident, Renly Baratheon began to laugh. The king bristled. “Ser Barristan, escort my brother from the hall before he chokes.”>Lord Renly stifled his laughter. “My brother is too kind. I can find the door myself.” He bowed to Joffrey. “Perchance later you’ll tell me how a nine-year-old girl the size of a wet rat managed to disarm you with a broom handle and throw your sword in the river.” As the door swung shut behind him, Ned heard him say, “Lion’s Tooth,” and guffaw once more.
>>220238086Posting stats were actually up from mid march to mid april.
>>220236104Criston was right. Daemon would have killed him and his siblings even if Rhaenyra would not.
>>220239114It's probably the only thing the Dance got right, fatman still failed in not writing Aemond and Aegon tirelessly trying to hunt down Daemon and Caraxes to end the whole thing before it started, and then had to write Helaena as a pacifist as excuse for them not to leave Kingslanding cause she wouldn't defend the city on Dreamfyre if they were absent hunting Daemon.
>>220238945>mid-april middle of spring >people go out to touch grass instead of posting on teeveei feel so lonely and pathetic
>>220239535Well, I think you're based.
>>220239563*hugs you*thank you, fren.
>>220240118>shitty tribes of nobodiesAfter fall of Valyria Westeros is the most developed region we are shown.
>all the anons I used to debate lore and stuff with have probably moved on and touch grass and stuff
game of thrones sex with jon snow
>>220240118D.O.R.N.EDragons occupy? raped n’ extinct Don’t offend roynish niggas ever
>>220240563>and stuff
>>220240595what?
>>220240616yes
>>220240659
>>220240118anyone else remember the time when you thought these >be megreentext stories were funny? for me it was like 2010
>>220241283>be me>post a haha meme>anon sees it>doesn't like "be me" meme arrow stories>mocks it
>tfw a franchise dies just as you're getting into it
>>220241974You ask that? You who killed the series to come into this fandom? You are an ill made devious disobedient spiteful little zoomer full of envy lust and low cunning
>>220237577Daenerys Targaryen BlackwoodBloodraven would be proud
Daenerys Targaryen Blackwood(Bracken) Bitter steel would be proud
>>220243093based bloodraven wiping out house targaryen as planned
>There's bracken blood in every blackwood!!!!
>>220243358is the meme that bitterseethe is angry that he has blackwood blood, or implying that hoster blackwood was lying?
BAKE THE DAMNED THREAD BEFORE I PISS MESELF!
>>220228926I viewed it more as a King's Landing or Iron Throne thing rather than Targaryen desu
>>220243749but both of those are targ things created by the targs
>>220243733Jon said hold the gate, we hold the gate
>>220243818so? there's nothing "Targaryen" about the stones it's just a thing that was adopted as the government formed. I could imagine a humorous fire and blood passage right now how some lord came in after being hungover and threw up all over the table and ever since then king so and so introduced the stone formality
>>220244007just weird to say you view it as two other things created by the targs rather than as something created by the targs...
