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Why wouldn’t this work?
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Africa and Mexico don't hurt anybody. He should be killing Europe.
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INDIA
ISRAEL
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>>220184788
INDIA
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>>220184820
No need, Europe is already killing itself, LOL!
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because of the very clearly-defined rules written in English in the first episode that you are PRETENDING to ignore for your low-effort joke.

i don't care about racism. but i can't stand are LIARS.
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>>220184788
U.S. would be correct. than the world would finally know peace
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>>220184788
Africa is a fairly common name for women
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>>220184788
Genuinely couldn't you just write Donald Trump's name and have him launch all of the nukes towards Israel and India?
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>>220184788
What if you write something like
>Pedro Hernandez
In the note? There's like milion of guys called like that
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>>220185548
The peace to become brown savages without being judged.
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>>220185689
Yeah you could, the mind control part of the Death Note was always bullshit of the highest caliber
It was even more retarded in the Netflix version where Light used it on himself to do something basically impossible (throw a page ripped out of it from the top of a ferris wheel into a fire which also cancels the kill in that version)
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>>220185719
>What if something that is answered almost immediately
You have to visualize the person it's killing specifically
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>death note in 2026
>light just buys data lists from russian hackers and kills billions
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>>220185719
>>220185836
What if you have aphantasia
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>>220186073
>You have to do the thing for it to work
>What if you can't do the thing?
What if you forgot to breath
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>>220186073
it was never designed for humans so if you couldnt visualize because of a disease then shit out of luck
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>>220186073
write it before bed, where you dream, which you do.

you've taken the stupid 'red apple' thing way too literally. have you ever had psychedelics, anon?
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>>220185170
ANONYMOUS
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>>220185689
It seems unfair to kill all the innocent animals in third world countries. You could just combine the few first and last makes jeets, nogs and sand niggers use whilst picturing slightly different variants of the same ugly brown and black men and it'd do the job.
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>>220184788
Because you have to both write a name and imagine in your head that person's face as you're doing so for the Death Note to choose them.
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>>220186122
breathe* begone ESL nigger.
>>220186267
>write it before bed, where you dream, which you do.
This wouldn't work, you have to visualize as you're writing it.
>you've taken the stupid 'red apple' thing way too literally.
What the fuck does this even mean?
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>>220185170
how much control over the person does the death note give you?
could you write "trump nukes india before shitting himself to death"
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>>220186467
>Donald Trump, releases the full Epstein list online with full names, then dies of heart attack

>>220186546
He'd die of a heart attack or just shit himself to death. Technically, you cannot force anyone to kill another person via Death Note. I guess there are workarounds (X dies in a car accident at 11am on the street 44, Y drives a car at 11am on the street 44, causes an accident and kills himself out of grief a week later).
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>>220186546
The show just vaguely says "you cant make them do something that's not in their nature" which is retarded and only added in so Kira couldn't have just written one of the cop's names on the taskforce and have them shoot L in the face.
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>>220185170
based
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>>220186634
Everything in everyone's nature if you put them in a very specific environment for a certain amount of time. Not that weebshit would ever understand the basics
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>>220185170
Which is why Ryuk is telling him it doesn't work like that in the meme. Are you retarded?
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>>220186947
He's talking about OP. Are YOU retarded?
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>>220185689
>>220186546
Wasn't there a rule about not being able to give a command that would intentionally put others in harm's way or am I misremembering?
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>>220184788
Jeffery Epstein, electricuted to death in the studio of the national news broadcast after revealing the full details of how he escaped along with the top 20 co-conspiritors and their crimes live on the evening news broadcast
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>>220186546
the book has a hard limit where if its not possible, the guy whos name your write in while knowing what they look like will just die of a heart attack, in this case even assuming light could get Trump to ask to nuke India, the fact that nukes involves multiple people to just fire one would mean said launch will never happen
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>>220184788
when you really look at the rules of this dumbass book it is blatantly anti-fun. you can basically only use it like light did, as a remote gun. you need to see the target, even know the name, then you also can't have it so they die in an unusual way where they do something uncharacteristic, OR, cause OTHER deaths. so it really is just a remote death-ray than a much more interesting "60 seconds of mind control then death" book. for example, the book says you can't kill a pilot who is actively working, because it would result in knock-on deaths. GAY!
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>>220185836
Ok so look up every single politician in Africa, India, Mexico and the Middle East and write their names down while picturing them. The countries will fall to anarchy and most of the populace will die in the process.
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>>220187793
>political unrest in africa and the middle east
Nothing would change, you might actually help africa
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>>220184788
how much does it hold up? back in 2007 it was dope and I kinda liked to witness that again
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>>220187793
would take forever and those people don't keep records like that so you would need to literally be boots on the ground in agledeppadoppdoodoo or whatever fucking village in india, asking about the local medicine man who has never seen a fucking camera lens, then meet him, get a name somehow, write it down on your way out. fool's errand... look up the ones with high-ranking positions. search up the heads of business for companies like infosys, look up the heads of indian military, look up CEOs and shit. take out the people who ARE visible, and are doing things to HELP india.
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>>220186467
This.
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>>220185170
hes literally telling him that it doesnt work in the meme you incel faggot, this is why you will NEVER get pussy
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>>220185689
>Benjamin Netanyahu disbands the IDF and posts the full names and home addresses of all senior Mossad staff on twitter before willingly standing trial for longer than 5 minutes where he will then detail on camera all of his knowledge of 9/11 and the Jeffrey Epstein operation...he then dies of a heart attack.
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>all of the 'jokes' ITT require you to not be familiar with this show at all
What's even the point?
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Are twitter screenshot threads the lowest form of posting?
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>>220184820
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>>220189733
they're way down there. although i've seen people who say
>this IMAGEboard website should have sound on .webms!
when what they mean is
>i want more TikTok reposts.

it used to be considered a bit icky to have a watermark, eBaum's or something. posting a screenshot of social media rather than just the thing it's from, that should actually be against the rules. yes, i actually want MORE moderation here, since it goes BEYOND mere 'reposts'. more like advertising + low quality, and then younger anons assume it's normal.
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>>220189862
>when what they mean is
>i want more TikTok reposts.
I'm not sure I agree with this one. I too want audio, but it's only so I don't have to add subtitles to webms where the dialogue is important. I think a part of the reason we don't have richer conversations here is because that's too much work and you have to explain whole scenes to anons. Speech is a part of acting and that's lost completely here. This could be fixed by checking off one box in the admin settings.
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>>220190080
that's a good argument, tbf. i never browsed Tumblr much (because i was here) but people started posting short lips with bright yellow subtitles (like old anime fansubs). and oh, that turned out to be a Tumblr thing.

honestly, i didn't get why they had to be ANIMATED. subtitles on a still image are fine. take your screencap when the speaking character's mouth is open, if it could be ambiguous.

i just want pictures attached to posts, some of those are/were .gifs, and .webm/.mp4 is a modern alternative to .gif. there are 'gimmick' boards like /i/ and /f/ (RIP) still. i really, really do not want that box unchecked. i am on a message board to read posts, not watch/listen to videos.
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>>220184788
*BERG
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>>220187419
>Person A fires a gun a few times before shooting themselves at 10:01 AM
>Person B gets shot at 10:00 AM
I think one of the movies had this scenario, if you want to kill more than one person you need to write more than one name , or something
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>>220184788
those arent specific people’s names and he doesn’t know every face on the continent anyway
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>>220190752
>i am on a message board to read posts, not watch/listen to videos.
You don't have to watch them because you can filter out videos
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>>220184820
you are like 80 years late
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>>220184820
Spotted the muscovite.
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>>220187793
>>220189109
these would work
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>>220184820
Ngl Africa needs some sort of widespread anticipation measures if you catch my drift
With that insane birth rates and upcoming demographic downfall of Latin America they are gonna flood not only Europe but MENAs as well they can even go to imitate that one Malian Emperor and go to Brazil
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>>220191385
i don't like the idea of filtering either, tbqh (i'm fine with moderation, think of actual spam and shit, we NEED it).

a bunch of people post Twitter screenshots, a few people lurking decide, 'oh that's normal and good then, that's what i'll do,' and then we get threads like this.

i really, really do not want people to start posting what they found on TikTok in EVERY thread. i can already MENTALLY filter it out, but it'll become the status quo.

also, i don't like change.
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>>220184788
Go back to /a/
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>>220184788
Africa
India
Mexico and the rest of South America minus Argentina.

I think we can really start something special with this done.
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>>220184820
>>220184788
>>220184822
Israel and India

The world will heal itself after it's done.
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What would happen if 90% of the world simply disappeared one day?
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>>220191514
Climate change is set to destroy all equatorial countries. Everywhere white people live will do fine. Some temperature variations will get more extreme but it's India and Africa that will get fucked the hardest.
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>>220184820
>Implying that the progenitor of modern civilization is the problem and not all the barbarians refusing to become civilized

>>220185548
>Implying that the only current civilization is the problem and not the barbarians who refuse to stay the fuck out

The problem is browns. Always has been, always will be, not ever going to be any other. Simple as.
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>>220184788
it's because you have bird brain that you are thinking so small
to achieve great things you need to take drastic measures
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>>220184788
I never watched this show. How does the book distinguish between people with the same name?
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>>220197688
u have picture them in your mind
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>>220184820
Africa hurts mankind by lowering the global average IQ with their ever increasing population
I blame Europe for bringing them medicine that made their child mortality rate drop from 70% to 10%
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>>220184820
racemixing is evil and sinful and Mexico is racemixing central
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>>>/wsg/6136390
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>>220197688
You need to think about their face as you're writing the name.
There's a brief plot point about the antagonist introducing himself with the name of the popular pop idol. Light considers the fact that if it really happens to be his name, then he's fucked, because he's almost guaranteed to accidentally think about the pop idol as he's killing him.
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You ain't shit fucking Gringos you would run away like frightened children if you set foot on my territory
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>>220200666
>conquers all your tribes and breeds all your women with just a few hundred men
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>>220187866
implying it wouldn't just be
>President Ongobongo dies of a heart attack, his reign of terror is finally over
>General Bongomongo takes over in a bloody coup, begins new reign of terror
>General Bongomongo dies of a heart attack, General Mongododongo takes over in another bloody coup and begins another new reign of terror
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>>220200751
The Spanish had help from other tribes they didn't defeat the Aztecs those imbeciles have no balls
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>>220200788
they had enough balls to empty into your abuelitas lmao



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