>I used to be a sex symbol, you know.
>>220185785olivia wilde?
>>220185785one time I got my dick sucked by this like 70 year old crackhead at her apartment, she had this huge bruise down her thigh, she offered to fuck for $100 but I was worried I'd hurt her. She was white, surprisingly.
>>220185815She's a demon
You know every culture on earth has some kind of equivalent of the banshee archetype.
>>220185815Olivia Cockburn “Wilde”
something in the water
>>220185785erdward furlong lookin ass nigga
>>220185785Good fucking lord woman, have a fringe, have bangs, anything, cover that 5 head
>>220185785>low iq incelperpetual failure in life
>>220185785murrica getting prescribedeating drugs for everythingshe used to be a gorgeous woman
AAAHHHHHH
>>220185785LEAVE HER ALONE YOU FUCKING INCEL
>>220185916I just love /ourguy/
>>220185785>>220185846I have the same hairline
>>220186017Are you white knighting for this homewrecker and over all piece of shit nepo baby for why?
Why the fuck do fit women even need Ozempic for? That shit is for lardasses and diabetics. Fit and skinny people who take it end up looking skeletal.
>>220186050Harry gave her HIV+
>>220185785
>>220185785The lens is obviously fucked
>>220185785She looks like worf on crack.
>>220185785>BREAKING: Person ages
>>220186472Aging =/= crack
>>220186289No, there's too many angles from too many different cameras all pointing to the same thing- bogging
>>220185785How did this pic go viral exactly?
>>220185846 That's what having insane opinions does to someone
>>220186866>let's just be friends>>220186050>i'm ready for you now
>wins the dontworrydarling bowl
>>220185785Berry scary
the olivia wilde simp needs to kill himself
>>220187041Kek. You mean OP? Or the white knight anon who keeps screaming,>"It's just a camera with a fish lens!!!"
>>220186990I never had a problem with her. She’s a solid actress.
>>220187190>trip on nothing and fall in the sand>fall precisely so nose lands directly in crack>whiff intensely for a big inhale possibly 10 seconds>get up and pretend nothing happenedwould she notice bros?
>>220186289Yes it's the """lense""", she's definitely not just hideous lmao.
>>220186990>wins the dontworrydarling bowlKek. I was always Team Pugh. Or "Miss Pugh" as Olivia called her in that text to Shia Lebouf.It should have been the end of Olivia's directing career, but nope?!
>>220186017if that's true, then what kind of asshole goes aruond filming people with 8mm@20cm?
>>220187670Looks like Debora Ann Woll there.
>>220187684Shia didn’t really do anything wrong either. Professionally I mean.
>>220187469No, that is the prone bone position, not anal.
>>220187789I know I brought it up, but what was the whole thing with Shia leaving (fired?). I do remember Harry Styles spitting on Chris Pine during the film premiere though and pretending nothing happened. A true pro.
>>220188051Idk I think he read the script and thought it was shit and was bailing but then Cockburn tried to save face by saying she fired him instead for threatening Pugh which was total bullshit but got her woke points. I didn’t save the texts if someone has them to post that’d be appreciated.
>>220185846yeah... I guess you could say she is past her prime
>>220185785>>220185846ayy lmao
>>220185785>former sex symbol becomes a misandrist hag
>>220188206Thanks. You're refreshing my memory. It was something more like, Shia and Pugh didn't have the right chemistry, so the artist that Shia is, he walked away. Olivia blamed it on Pugh being unprofessional in the text, but then blamed Shia publicly. Then Shia releases the texts catching Olivia lying.
>>220185785remember that one anon who simped over her?
>>220185834That should be Olivia's next movie, bruh!
>>220186050>YOUR WINNER AND STILL UNDISPUTED CHAMPION...
>>220185785She is 42 years old, that's expectedIs it just me or the internet has been flooded with millennials in the last three years finally realizing that age is not just a number and people start looking like shit as they age?
>>220185785This is that hot chick from the Tron movie? I mean don’t get me wrong, I’d still smash.
A hitman with a heart of gold
>>220188585>She is 42 years old, that's expectedFlat out lie.t. 48 yr old
>>220188699t.
>>220185916gay sex with henry cavill
>>220188824That looks like Olivia Wilde as a boy.
>WHAT CAUSES THIS?>SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT CAUSES A PERSON TO LOOK OLDER AFTER 8 YEARS>I DO NOT UNDERSTAAAAND
>>220188553what does the hand in the air means?
Still would.
>>220188585Jaimie Lee Curtis and the woman from Alien are old enough to be my grandmother, and I would still plow them both until next July.
>>220185785>TFW TikTok chicks mog Hollywood stars now
>>220186017Does that work on dick picks?
Is it a meeemee I'm not aware of where anons pretend plastic surgery isn't real?
>>220188380kek I'm watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2Pi4-zWJTg now
>>220188362>remember that one anon who simped over her?He's still here. Spamming this very thread. Look closely and you'll see the signs (cope, rage, tears).
>>220189179Are you calling me an Indian because my joke was hilarious, bruh!
>>220189135I imagine being a 35+ year old woman on tiktok is just perpetual suicide fuel. They know they missed out on god-like status and power had this app been created 15 years prior
>>220185785>I used to be a sex symbol, you know.You did Olivia, you did.
>>220189444They probably start thinking about all the mid soiboy millennials they fucked/dated when they were young and seethe that they had to settle for them because hoeflation wasn't a thing yet
>>220189031>WHAT CAUSES THIS?>alcohol>drugs>sugar, carbs and starches (overall vegan/vegetarian diet)>stress
>>220189761What does this have to do with Harry Styles dumping her because she was too old?
>>220189444pretty sure the same sentiment is shared by all those early millennial porn stars that pushed the boundaries of the industry into it's golden age from 2000-2015. All of them are used up whores now, only a few years separated from OF multi millionaire status with a fraction of the effort involved
>>220189761sugar and carbs do not cause that
>>220189830those porn stars would not have made it on OF. They simply weren't attractive enough.
Sudeikis won
>>220189033+2 CHR
>>220189931>Stoya>All of the Digital Playground contract stars>Lanny Barby>Bobbi Starr>Carmen LuvanaJust to name a few, good looking and they had plenty of simps even back then but no way of milking them directly
>>220189902>sugar and carbs do not cause thatPaul Saladino's face begs to differ.
>>220189969Did he though? Wilde made him look like a little cucked bitch. And now he has to take care of the brats Full Time. What a win?
>>220188327Many such cases.
>>220190039All of them mogged by the top OF girls. OF draws from a much wider pool of talent than the white trash, junkies, and child molestation victims that porn had to work with.
American version of Keira Knightley
>>220185916He's handsome asf
>>220190731im an Olivia Fan (OF) where's my paypigs :(
>>220186017>Boomer>Gen X>Millennial>Zoomer>Gen Alpha
>>220189444>>220189720Nah they're basically just free onlyfans whores with clothes on, Keked
>>220187469Anon, for a bit of junk food she would pull the thong to the side and let you feast on her starfish.
>>220186017she's not going to fuck you, poojar
>>220189031>aging what appears to be 30+ years in 8>haha what is this guy even TALKING about right guys?mindbroken
>>220190872>A TOAST
>like tears, in the rain
>>220185785All y'all fucking chud-cels would sell your mom's to have the honour of licking Olivia's taint so fuck off
>>220190824>>220190299In her prime she was the hottest stick I've ever seen. I'm into skinny girls, but she's more like bulimia-tier body.
>>220190872>TO HOMEWRECKING AND LYING!
>>220185916he looks good, no idea what are you on about
>>220187713A chad high test alpha
>>220188259women poop
>>220190977She cheated on her husband and left her family. Some anons think that's hot!Olivia is what they call a Cougar On The Prowl. She tried to seduce Shia and he quit the film "Don't Worry Darling".
>>220185916Not bad for his age but that long hair is horrible
>>220188553
>>220191152WTF! dude im tripping out don't do that plz
>>220190872>id fuck me
>>220191176>trippingHere's Olivia Wilde after an afternoon nap
>>22018858542 is not very old, people can still look hot at this age if they maintain or have a healthy lifestyle.
>>220191106Long hair signals virility, almost all female smut novels have covers with dudes who look like Fabio. Cope, hairlet.
>>220189135All have mid faces except top far left.
>>220190836kek
>>220189135It really is funny how average girls look so much better than these "sex symbols" they push. And there's an endless sea of them. Being a young semi-attractive woman from 18 to 25 these days must seem like being a god.
>>220191152That purple poptart holding the toaster has the optimism of a Welshman with a Celestial woman.
>>220185785>I also used to be a sex symbol, you know.
Do you guys think she was molested as a kid? She gives me those vibes.
>>220191445Any girl can be a sex symbol when they're a teenager. As long as you don't eat too much junk food. Who is the oldest sex symbol rn? Gotta be Dakota Johnson, right?
>>220191261watching all the guys I knew who had crew cuts in their 20s trying to grow their hair out in their late 30s is peak hilarity. They all wanted to look like marines in their 20s now they want to look like Eddie Veder because they finally figured out that looks much better. But now they're all balding. Monkeys paw shit.
>>220185916Men age like fine wine.
>>220191552Ive always worn my hair long. Finally hit 40 and my bangs are going away, dangerously fast.Ima miss my long hair.
>>220189830>>220189931>>220190731She probably regrets it the most
>>220191786She's a zoomer and worked from 2018 to 2019, she had the chance of getting those simpbux when OF exploded
>>220186990>>220187190>>220187469
>>220191539Probably. Dakota did well with pic related Calvin Klein campaign a couple months ago and still looks great whenever she's eating enough to look thickfit by Hwood's insane anorexic standard, which have recently ravaged Emma Stone and Margot Robbie's looks.
>>220185785Not really a fan of her movies
>>220191445The WALL gets them allHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>220191268They're all hotter than the hottest women in hollyweird
>>220191913I knew you'd agree because you and I know chicks. /tv/ just doesn't understand. And I'll bet you a million bucks that Dakota never got valued. Olivia boostered her head off.
>>220185916I wanna hang out with that dog
>>220192112*vaxxedIt's all the same shot in the end: an early aging drugPro Tip: if it says "experimental" don't inject it into your blood stream. You watch tv/film. You should fucking know the rules.
>>220192112Youre a 40 years old loser
>>220187762Shut your god damn mouth
>>220192203Idk who u pissed off but it wasn't me >>220192220
>>220185785>>220185846What the fuck just happen to this woman?
>>220191889A dyke and female nonbinary "they/them" I know think she's the hottest thing in the world and I genuinely don't get it, bitch has a fridge body and looks like a pig.
>>220192347Ozempic maxxing+ old
>>220190872KEKEKEKEK
>>220192112I love Dakota so fucking much. She makes people seethe to how effortlessly beautiful she is
>>220192347ozempic and cocaine
>>220186017Me on the far right.
>>220192407Did ozempic accelerates the aging process or it just dehydrates you to death?I remember my brother taking weight loss pills and fucking his kidneys until he started pissing pebbles.
>>220192347The wall. The thing is, some women are a few centimeters (sorry burgers) of being ugly, others a few millimiters. Just look at Anya Taylor-Joy, just a tad bit more and she would be a monster instead of a cute ayy. Such was the case with Olivia, now she hits the wall at the speed of light and those millimiters shows you what is aging like shit.
>>220185785she needs some MILK
>>220191990 #what kind of hard drugs is this mentally ill psycho on?MOTU should have cast her as picrel instead of using CGI
>>220192524This one avoided the wall and fell into the chasm
>>220192112>>220192175youtuber OrenClubs just got back from the hospital the other day after having "stroke-like symptoms," said it's probably Bell's Palsy. The kid is a zoomer. It's the vax guaranteed.
>>220192524Majority of females are unattractive and make up helped to cover it up. Then they wall and they look twice as ugly.
>>220192279Bruh I missed the post. What did it say?!
>>220191990Only 40 year old plus leftist liberal soi males will say she still looks good
>>220192820Ha, idk but it made fun of Olivia Wilde. And since this is her General, /tv/ didn't need another thread (I'm guessing).Personally, I loved Olivia in "Alpha Dog". Smoking topless isn't easy.
>>220192609>what kind of hard drugs is this mentally ill psycho on?All of them
She was never attractive, she just looked good with make up on.
>>220191261>>220191552Yeah you guys are right this looks so much better! He doesn't look like a fruitcake gay guy at all!
I used to be an Italian Princess, you know.
>>220185785Jason Sudekis serving her divorce papers in the middle of a speech was top tier shit
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