So Harry’s dad bullied and tormented the one black student and used a spell to hang him from a tree?
>>220190182>the one black studentHe won't be the one black student. Hogwarts will be 75% blacks and jeets.
And? This is a bong product not american
it was the style at the time
>>220190182why is the zipper the worst part about this for me.
>>220191169because it's wrong.wizards had magic to do up buttons and did not need the convenience of a zipper
>>220190182Snape was really into the dark arts and best friends with the hot girl James wanted to plow. But they probably are going to make one of the other Marauders a minority.
>>220191207youre right. it should be a cloak over the shoulder with a magic pin keeping it in place.i don't know who should get beaten harder, the lighting director, the casting director or the costume designer.
>>220191169>>220191207this
>>220191169In the books, most traditional wizards didn't wear anything resembling muggle clothing at all, not even under their robes. Snape is obviously someone who would have little association or exposure to the muggle world so evoking some element of modernity with a zipper creates an undeniably bizarre juxtaposition
>>220191310You probably for not understanding childslop despite being a "fan" of it
>>220191434Oh yeah and>b-but the books!
>>220191434>>220191494oh good, i can go back to not wanting to watch this garbage over the niggers, music and lighting.
>>220190182He only bullied him because Snape and Lily were fuckbuddies
>>220191494Even with wizard characters who wear muggle clothing, it's still described as something that would look odd towards muggles. Cornelius Fudge is described with a much more colorful outfit and a bowler hat which comes off as much more wackier than the movie version.And Snape dressing exclusively in wizard robes is an important point in the books because it's what lead to that embarrassing moment when James flipped him upside down and his legs were fully exposed in front of everyone since wizards traditionally don't wear other clothes under their robes unlike the other students like Harry who wears jeans and t shirts under their school uniform.Mad Eye Moody's movie depiction isn't even accurate to his book description.
>>220191169It makes you realize they're trying to appeal to the urban youth
>>220191711They trying to do 'dey own thing with Snapehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH9EfKHR1RY
>>220190182He didn't hang him from a tree. He used a spell to hang him upside down by his ankle.
>>220190182Not from a tree, no.Just near a tree.
>>220191766Why does nu black music sound gay and whiny?
>>220191909I don't care for it either but you literally listen to anime music
>>220190182There is a 0.0% chance they won't retcon the story to be that Snape and Lily were already in a relationship and James sabotaged it somehow.
>>220191969Well yes, but in my defense, anime music is good
>>220190231gotta reflect modern day britain
>>220190182you are genuinely being farmedthis is time and time again a masterful a 9000iq playthe pivotal most controversial possible choice to race switch gets race switched, in the clumsiest way possibleits a cheap win. it costs them literally nothing. normally they do it at the very end, when the franchise is milked dry, they do the old boogaloo and you retards will time and time again give it free publicityits funny. its funny to mock it because its stupid. and we're so smart in our basements to laugh at stupid these out-of-touch execs that somehow just keep tripping into more and more money, deals and wealthi would not have heard of this show if it wasnt for snape floydyou would not have heard of this show if it wasnt for snape floydall-female ghostbusters was a farmvelma was a farm
>>220193383Crackers down.
anyone think a bunch of rich executives are laughing in the backrooms after pushing the casting lmao
>>220193930>Behold! Our new marketing strategy.
>>220193383The rest of them aren't black though. They're other Europeans or they're Jeets. Blacks are literally 3% of the UK population.
>>220195043>They're other Europeanslol no they're not
>>220190182>dude does the best in snape audition>not casting him is racist>casting him is also is racistcrazy world
>>220191406zippers are over 120 years old
>>220190182>the one black studentlol
blood in full yeezy gap
>>220195648Are these the Knights of Ren?
>>220195473>>dude does the best in snape auditiondoubt
>>220193930K. So when it inevitably flops due to horseshit like this, surely I won't see any articles whining that nobody's watching. Because it's all part of their brilliant master plan. Right?
>>220194986Kek, it do be like thatKojimbo uses /tv/ guerrilla waifu marketing to select his next muse
>>220195473Riz Ahmed's Snape in the full cast audiobook was received as largely subpar, even normies and regular Harry Potter fans think so.
The twist is that he's Harry's dad (they used a potion to make Harry white to protect Snape's spy status. He was a spy from day one in the new tv series. No, really, that's not even a joke. This is the real twist to the plot they will introduce by the end of season 1).Snape and James were best friends with gay subtext and Sirious was jealous as fuck and a very unpleasant person in general. He's still white btw. Remus is a poo. They will make this big parallel between werewolves and migrants.Ratface will be hot and an anti-hero for some reason. Basically Snape 2.
>>220191303>make one of the other Marauders a minority.the notorious mass murderer, Sirius Black.
>>220195540so are the telephones, yet it's still treated as a muggle technology that has no purpose in wizard world
