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chunk?
>a freaknot a zombie?not a B.O.W.?
>>220193412Where did they get this picture of me?
>>220193412It's just an American?
Why is it always a man. Why is it never a woman? How can I masturbate to this?
Mr. XXL gon give it to ya
>>220193412>my burgers>my fries>my DUN- MOM CLOSE THE DOOR!
>>220193498>Why is it never a woman?that would be problematic sweaty
>>220193412They have Boomers in Resident Evil?
>>220193493That’s a norfman.
>>220193498Wasn't the one in Blade a woman?
>>220193535Believe it or not, no.
>Yes uncle. And the Fremen?
I'm being doxxed!
>>220193412Its the Baron!
>>220193412Hillary Clinton’s real form
>>220193412Thats a Big Guy
Judge Holden
>>220193412
>>220193693Judge holden wasnt a morbidly obese fat fuck who couldnt get off the floor anon, he was described as a strongman thor bjornson type
>>220193534CAM ON UMBERLA
>>220193730looks like he voted for chumpfucking fashist dog DIE DIE DIE
>>220193412Sony and Capcom will be hearing from my lawyers
>>220193520Lmao. Beat me to it.
Zomfg is that a fat man... Ah!
>>220193662For Umbrella.
>>220193412>My T Virus My Racoon
>>220193841No. You, DIE
>>220193498stop being such a problematic chud okay?
>>220193412Damn, Lena Dunham has really let herself go
>>220193412isn't that the guy from dunc?
>>220193493>>220193412Here is Big Fatso, a U.S. American from the 1990s film Barb Wire where some blonde woman fights a dictatorship in the U.S. during the second American Civil War.>>220193498>>220193527They had an overweight female zombie in the Dawn of the Dead remake.
>>220193412I AM A X RESIDENT EVIL FAN AND THIS IS FOFENSIVE TO ME BECAUSE I SEE THAT THE SUBTEXT OF THIS FUILM WAS MADE TO MAKE FUN OF ME!
>>220199132And just to show you how huge he really is.
Judge motherfucking holden?!
>>220193813SCORE A FACKIN GLOBAL TAKEOVER
>>220193412>bad guy is bad because... he's le fat It's time to drop this tired trope
Should ai watch Weapons? Is it about gun violence and BAN GUNS and all that? Thats6what I get from the trailer. I am lot interested if so.
>>220193412Rovert?
>>220193412>we have to defend the existence of Israel #MAGA
>>220193498
>>220201454You could say it's about the panic that certain topics like that in the media stir up in regards to schools but actual plot wise no. Not even close.
>>220193759Cregger literally said in an interview he chose the judge as direct inspiration for the fatty.
Jej
Hes built like me... I- thank you..
>>220199132>some blonde womansome unknown actress named pamela anderson
>>220201454it's a witch horror movie
ORANGE FOOL
>>220193412this is fat-shaming
>>220193603>>220198215This, it's just a straight copy.
>>220197128Lmao
>>220193520xD
>>220199132We're da wite women at
>>220193498A film with Lady Dimitrescu in it would actually make me go to the theatre to watch it. Thanks for asking.
>>220205805>we are
>>220193412>Can you toss me a roll of TP? This one's out.
>>220193412Boy, Tyrant really let himself go
>War is God
>>220193412My Dune...
>>220193412so when is he gonna start make good horror movies?
>>220193841Getkilled by a nigger
>>220193412I’m in the movie?
>>220193412Oh my god, it's a baby boomer.
>>220201454Yeah, s'alright>Is it about gun violence and BAN GUNS and all that?No, what the fuck?
>>220193412I know a dude with that build irl.Sweetest guy, but he does call himself a "fucking freak".
Apologize.
>>220199132>They had an overweight female zombie in the Dawn of the Dead remake.22 years ago...
>>220193412Obvious the director was inspired by Baron Harkonnen from Dune. By why put it in the movie when it could've been a real RE monster
He didn't have to do 4chinners like that man
>>220193498>He didn't watch 28 years later
>>220193498It's a monstrously deformed woman in the scene from Slither this is more or less copied from. She explodes into worms, this guy explodes into rats.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbPyWBVsmQk
Chiggers is going to point to this and say that's all the fake Resident Evil fans that don't like his movie.
>>220202766I feel like he must lurk here lol to even have the judge fresh in his mind
I really hope they use practical effects for most of the monsters because the CGI in the trailer is NOT good
>>220213109What's that? You want the VFX credits to look like a Marvel movie? You got it!
>>220193412he's full of rats
>>220212993I know Trevor used to post here
>>220193412>this is my sons room. hes quite the film buff!
>>220212902The CGI is pretty rough but the way they set it up was cool. They filled a weather balloon with water and filmed it popping, then painted the worms over the waves of water so they'd flow sort of realistically.
>>220214743that's pretty bad writing, are all scripts like that?
>>220193412>Fat people...ARE SCARY!Really?
>>220193412He just like me fr fr
>>220193412>MY>DUNEtrailer looked alright, i wonder if umbrella will be a part of it
>>220215763yes, a script is just meant to describe what happens, it's not meant to be well written
>>220216534In the age of looksmaxxing and ozempic, yes, fat people are scary
>>220193517>It's a sandwich! It's really munchable! Especially against living things!>What about you Barry? >I'll be alright. I have chips!>There has to be an Outback Steakhouse somewhere!>Jill, here's an avocado. It might be handy if you, the master of un-guac-ing, take it with you.
>>220215763Just bad ones. Good screenplays are every bit as gripping as a good book.
>>220215763Yeah thats how scripts are written
>>220193412Odd………
>>220193412It looks like an interesting horror movie, but I'm not seeing any Resident Evil vibes whatsoever.
>>220193412MY ARRAKIS
>>220193412Cregger's said there wasn't much in the way of regular zombies in the movie, which makes me think meh.
>Resident Evil?
>>220212244> By why put it in the movie when it could've been a real RE monsterLast game literally had that villain as a boss that follows you
>>220218774Whatever happened with character design, design direction, and design philosophy anyways? Its literally just a fat nigga
better wear your diaper, nerds
>>220218983>movie called resident evil>you're supposed to be surprised there's a police station from the gamesomg whats next a stars tshirt an umbrella logo?! IM COOMBING
>>220193412This is just Timmy after he didn't stop eating hot dogs
>COMPLETE>CALORY>SATURATION
>>220211894No, those are also shit.>a netflix original anime series>it's entirely fucking CGIWhy do they keep doing this shit? It's obviously not fucking anime, anyone can tell it's not anime, but they still call it that to, what, try and fool retards into thinking it's better than it is?
>>220214743>see swarm of hundreds of rats>"I'll shoot at it with my gubmint-legal magazine from a semi-automatic weapon!"Is Bryan supposed to be stupid?
>>220214743No wonder Trevor died reading his shitty scripts
>>220218983Why is he making fun of Resident Evil fans while making a Resident Evil movie????Is he planning to get a cameo in Red Letter Media so he's planning ahead to not appear as nerd giving fan service to fans like JJ Abrams?
>>220193563>eat them all
It doesn't feel like a resident evil moviefelt like A24 sloppa
>>220219792Japanese animation = animeSee the /a/ threads when pic related aired.If they make another RE animation, I will make threads here, /v/ and /a/.
>>220193412ᑐᑌᑎᑕᑎᑕᑕIᑎⵔ?
>>220193493jej
>>220218764he's (probably) evil and resides in the sewers
>>220218983>rcpd
>>220211894I like emWell, I like Vendetta. The rest are okay to bad.What I find most interesting about these is that their budgets are only a couple million each. They don't look great, but just doubling their budget would probably make them palatable to the general audience.
>>220221290Lanza double padding will never not be uncanny
>>220193412luv me pintluv me ngubusimple as
>>220193412t-virus pond bloke
>>220193412DID YOU KNOW? Zach Cregger initially approached OP's mom to play a freak in his upcoming 'RESIDENT EVIL' movie. However, worried she would not be able to lose enough weight to portray a realistic obese monster, he moved on to other prospects.
>>220223335Wesker if he were Bri'ish.
>>220218774That thing doesn't look like Baron Harkonnen though and that's my point.
>>220214743We went from giant snakes and spiders to hairless rats inside a fatmans stomach. Lame. Resident evil is a camp and weird franchise, you hire a young sam raimi type to adapt the games.
>>220193493>Europoor immediatelyLike clockwork
>>220218983>CAm I jizzing my pants in anger at such a blatant error?
>>220224566but I'm American
>>220224902>Resident Evil PDSaaaaar
>>220193730Chunko
>>220224979It's Raccoon Police Department, akshually
>>220225058Pup
>>220223693>globally Saturated>Virus maxxxed>separated from the chaff>in my lane>fluorishing>making love to christop kek i love it
>>220218983From the trailers we already know this was cut from the movie. Since he's wearing the delivery company's vest over a hoodie in the trailers and this scene happens before the farm house.
>>220193493yeah idgi
>>220193412>>220193493>>220193534>>220193813hate Leonhate Clairehate S.T.A.R.S (not racist, just dont like em)luv me t-virusluv umbrellasimple as
>>220193603This. That's clearly the Baron Vladimir Harkonnen. He was once a very robust and attractive man, until he did a very, very bad thing to a Bene Gessert...
>>220193412How horrifying- a fat, white guy!
>>220193412>hungover as fuck and catch yourself looking at the mirror in the bathroom
Unbeaten.
>>220226127[rich evans laughing intensifies]
>>220193412>Here's that evil resident I was talking about
>>220193412Skinniest american
>>220201454>Should ai watch Weapons?based terminally online brain rot jackass
>Did you post witnesses?
>>220193412the spice must flow
>>220212993blood meridian made its way to the podcast sphere last year and cregger loves lpotl
