This is going to be incredible....thank you Brother Henry.
>>220194124The lore will be safe in his large hands.
When will there be a 40k show?
>>22019412440k is edgelord slop for teenagers.
>>220194124Emperor protects
why is warhammer so popular with Indians?
>>220194401you will never be a woman, blasphemer spawn of nurgle
>>220194475Warhammer is actually very niche in India because the miniatures are extremely expensive due to imports and shipping. There isn't really any GW presence or WH communities in India.
>>220194124I just want him to wear a mask the whole time during the show. His famous face will ruin the immersion. I'd prefer him behind the camera ideally.
>>220194475it isnt, quit lying pajeet, go back to danncing infront of a train or touching a power terminal.
>>220194124Wait... he's a nerd like me? This... this is everything...
>>220194510>urgle burgle wow such lore, very cool
>>220194124Based Henry.
Here comes the troon discord to seethe
>>220194705>danncingSAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
>>220194124is there any news on the main story line he is going o adapt? would love an Eisenhorn adaptation, but there wont be any astartes untill long after, maybe a Ciaphas Cain story?
>>220194777The image seems to confirm the rumors that he might adapt the Mamor Malfeasance
>>220194731go back to your euphoria troon threads fag
>>220194475i can't even picture brown hands on a miniature
>>220194857Just look down next time you're gooning.
>Warhammer40kMEET POTENTIAL FRANCHISE!>"if a live action adaptation existed it would be the greatest thing on television ever">"if you ignore the vast amount of slop it has the best lore ever!">THEY CALL THEM 007>0 FANS WHO ACTUALLY DO THE HOBBY>0 LORE UNDERSTOOD>7 MILLION ACCOUNTS THAT ONLY KNOW THE IMPERIUM AND NOTHING ELSE
>>220194810i dont know anon, those books seem to be photoshoped in
>>220194777First season scripts leaked
>>220194124Thank you for your service.
40k seems like a cool concept but somehow the community seems gayer than current era dungeons and dragons. just seems like slop, too.
>>220196511It's a bunch of fluff around painting little overpriced dudes infested with shit eating retards who think this dogshit has any worth beyond your dudes. That is the only kind of pavement licking dreg this shit will attract.
>>220194124This is just Cavill making these memes, isnt it?
>>220194124All i want is Henry and his friends playing games and every episode is them just getting into lore and rules arguments.
>>220194124BEST ROBBARI
>>220194510not a warhammer guy, but shouldn't it be slaneesh?
>>220194882sensible sneedle
lore status?
>>220196997confirmed zoomer hands that hasn't actually used the controller before
>>220197192you're acting like bro has options
>>220197328If I can use a fucking joycon, that guy can use the controller properly.
>>220194124based
>>220194124>Cavill isn't just [x], he is [y].BEST AI SAAR
>>22019699738 years old here, this is how I held the controller back in the day. I still hold it like this!
I don't know too much about warhammer, but won't they need a massive budget to adapt it properly? Also AI slip aside, is Cavill really this powerful in production that he will be able to keep it from getting terrible? He got booted from Witcher for trying iirc.
>>220198953its in his contract that the lore must be protected
>Show about a group of white men fighting against a Genestealer cult and their minions>make no attempt to change any part of the lore>jews, communists, and women scream at you forever
>>220198987Well that's based if true. But I have little hope that the Amazon who brought us ROP and WOT will do a good job with this. I will still hope for the best however, hopefully Cavill and the budget have the necessary impact to save the adaptation.
>>220194124May the All-Father bless Brother Cavill.
>>220194124Warhammer is so fucking gay and henry is one ugly ass faggot box office cancer
>>220196511The way ultra political giga nerds seem to take over niche hobbies should be studied. I'm yet to meet a single D&D player that approves of that 2024 ruleset garbage.
>>220194882lol'd
>>220199358>The way ultra political giga nerds seem to take over niche hobbiesThey are the hobby, and when they lose control of it it turns into goyslop with no defining subculture
>>220199445I'm talking about the people that took over wizards of the coast and decided to ruin D&D and cram MtG full of disgusting art styles and niggers.
>>220198740Liar
>>220199284>>220196560>>220196511Cool it's not for you, and everyone is happy you dislike it and that you'll actually back these statements up by leaving us alone and going back to whatever gay discord shit you like
>>220199480Oh those aren't nerds at all. They're apocalyptically average shitty people
>>220199480I will never forgive them
>>220199358because those people are not really interested in the game, but rather attention and clout if possible. they're basically extrapolation of theater kids given a worldwide platforms to be faggots on. so many "fans" of tabletop are basically just watching streams and thinking they like the hobby because of that. I remember that one old show where porn stars played D&D and were more genuine about it than 90% of people today.
>>220199575My friends were trying to get me into this. I thought those older cards looked really good. Pretty, well-drawn visuals and the like. Then one guy busts out a fucking Sonic deck.
>>220194728You want to be able to destroy a community. Cavill just won't let you.
>>220199480problem is mtg is the only thing really making money for wotc. hence all the tie-ins and shit. they're chasing what market research tells them is popular.
>>220194124cringecore
>>220199607The pornstar on the left, Satine Phoenix, was moderately popular in D&D streaming until very recently when she got canceled
>>220194124>using 40k sourcebooks>continutyLOLLMAO
>>220194124That's nice and all, but I want to see what he releases first.
>>220199670I dunno man, maybe the company just doesn't need to be that fucking big if they're making card games and D&D rule books once every 10 years.
>>220199751Did she do a little raping or what? How do women even get canceled?
>>220199843She was mean to people. Literally that's it. They called her a bully, exaggerated it with terms like "gaslighting", and then got companies to cut ties with her. They're still seething about it 4 years later that redditors are monitoring all her internet activities to stop her making a "comeback".
>>220199647Cavill isn't even part of the community, he doesn't paint, he doesn't play.Just washed out box office poison humping on "nerdy" (let's be honest 40k isn't nerd shit, it's MCU of tabletop games) shit like pornstars who hitted the wall.
>>220194777The problem with Eisenhorn and Ciaphas as entry points is that their story is both pretty different from what 40k usually is (like when it comes to technology or tone).He should just make an original story featuring Space Marines as main characters. They're the poster boys for a reason.
>>220199899>who hitted the wall.Leave us alone, monkey
>>220199358>>220199480nah chuds are worseyou cannot create, only destroy
>>220199804NUMBER GO BIGGER
Why do these threads keep getting spammed? Who is making the OP pics? Its gotta be a jeet. No one else gives a fuck about this kinda shit enough to make it their topic of obsession day in and day out
>>220200017Agree. If this were to take off, off-tone shit like that should be a miniseries at best. For plot on a main first series, you just need to make the helsreach YouTube video but with expensive fancy shit. That thing already exists and was tonally perfect.
>>220200017>The problem with Eisenhorn and Ciaphas as entry points is that their story is both pretty different from what 40k usually is (like when it comes to technology or tone).And it's a problem because..?>He should just make an original story featuring Space Marines as main characters. They're the poster boys for a reason.Space marines are lobotomized manchildren, there is no story to tell about them.
>>220199897I thank God every day I was born male and was given the good sense to not use social media.
>>220200061Every single creative person before 2010 except for beatnik poets and hippie jam band members would be considered a chud if they were transported onto the modern internet. Every author, painter, and musician you enjoy from the 19th and 20th century was an alcohol burping "misogynist" soft-racist who would consider you a freak
>>220199607>I remember that one old show where porn stars played D&D and were more genuine about it than 90% of people today.sounds familiar. remember the name? are they all alive still?
>>220200179you're probably a decent guy if you've read that shit, but here you are doing le subvert expectations bullshit. knock it off and let's just do some normal shit with an IP for once. People like it for a reason
>>220200041>Leave us alone,NHone is holding you here. Fuck off back to /tg/ and stay there.
>>220200250>, but here you are doing le subvert expectations bullshit. knock it off and let's just do some normal shit with an IP for once. People like it for a reasonThe fuck are you talking about paypig?
>>220200214No, I don't think that the average creative person was a brainwashed lunatic in a pedophile cult, sorry
>>220200571I didn't mean the hobby, nor even the board, nor even the site. I meant the western internet
>>220200668Yeah I'm aware you don't think that. The problem is that all that discord stuff you just said about normal people is stuff you would think about them if you met them
>>220200721You're not a normal person, what would you know? You're in the pedo-cult.
>>220200740I'm a normal guy with a wife. Ernest Hemingway and his friends in Paris would literally beat you up lol
>>220200771I'm a middle-aged average-looking white guy, no one is beating me upTrump supporters are brainwashed lunatics in a cult, they have no room to call other people "freaks" when their whole entire worldview is just a way to justify being a big dumb bigot
>>220199284get this hothead outta here
>>220200798>Ignores the specific point because you know I'm rightI'm not joining a generic insult match with you that locates me on a political spectrum the way you've done to yourself. I'm just saying your sociological bent puts you into a fractional top percentile for screeching sissies among men historically and you would be bullied by most of the people you think you would like. You are on a fad island of male opinion on women, minorities and pc opinion and while your favorite men of the yesteryear might not behave like Trump, they behaved exactly like average conservatives and people like you didn't even exist in public life
>>220200921So you're a pseudo-intellectual assholeYOU'RE more likely to get your ass kicked for being fucking insufferable
>>220200938>Heh, jokes on you, you didn't realize I'm a polite male >Crosses arms and shifts hipLol
>>220201010>being polite is bad
>>220197115>not a warhammer guy>knows the name slaneeshyou are a warhammer guy, accept it
>>220200692Then crawl back to Truth.
>>220194475emperor was brown
>>220194124times you guarded lore?
>>220197164
>>220194124libs status?
>>220194124I like to imagine cavil personally photoshoped his hands to be bigger in this image
>>220194401It was never ever for teenagersTeenagers back then couldn't afford itWell, kinda like today as well
>>220194601how would you know anon? unless... oh my god
>>220194124Does it give women the ick or is he still too handsome for that?
>>220201030They're always wiggers
>>220194124Setting the standards for accuracy so incredibly high seems like a great idea and something that isn't going to invite a retarded level of analysis
>>220202017He is risen.
>>220199647
Warhammer fans are the biggest subhuman retards with no taste, no braincells, no clue what they are even doing. They worship a guy who says he will adapt their shitty lore into a story. What are this credentials? Good writer? Nope. Good director? Nope. Has he made a movie? Nope.His credentials are that he played Superman and he has a good looking face. That's it. Get some pretty boy to go ''teeheee I love warhammer and I'd make an amazing movie'' and all the warhammer fans cum in their pants. They lose their fucking mind. This guy can open an onlyfans where he whispers ASMR about how he will adapt warhammer and they would make him hundreds of millions of dollars.This is the first time warhammer fags have had a boy they have a crush on show interest in their gay cringe hobby.
>>220194319>The lore will be safe in his large handsHi, I am lore.
>>220194401That's what makes it so awesome
>>220204199foid having a meltdown
>>220204260Nope it doesn't.Especially in dynamic
>>220204317You don't have to like it. Not everything is for you.
>>220204345>instant defensive positionlollmao
>>220204199>Warhammer fans are the biggest subhuman retards with no taste, no braincells, no clue what they are even doing.and i couldn't be happier
>>220194124Cavill is already on thin ice. 4chan incels are going to completely destroy his standing with normalfags if they keep up this shit.
>>220200798>I'm a middle-aged average-looking white guythis is why it is every man for himself. do not help when this guy is being heemed by niggers. if he was one of us he would have been smart enough not to relax. or be packing. it is every man for himself until we can sort things out.
>>220194475it is not>>220194386Never
>>220200798>I'm a middle-aged average-looking white guy, no one is beating me upOne of the more head-scratching non-sequiturs I've seen in a while.
>>220204317Nta but maybe it was never meant for you. Why are you trying to get into something you don't even like?
>>220205213>Why are you trying to get into something you don't even like? Because it should be something we like and it is confounding that you are actually gay and retarded enough to make it something we don't like.
>>220194882jej
>>220194124why do you keep spamming this shit
So once it comes out and its the same corposlop we have been getting for the last decades... Who is becoming the next "Im totally a nerd like you bro" figure?
>>220198678It's not AI.
>>220194124When will we get news about this 4 year long project Henry has apparently been working non stop on? 2 more week perhaps?
>>22019412440K is stale commercial to sell more toys to overgrown babies. There is no 'lore' to guard or stories to adapt.
>>220198740James?
I'd rather they made a Warhammer Fantasy show.It's got hot dark elf incest sex, colorful characters, political intrigue, decent amount of humor and the chaos gods aren't complete braindead jokes like they are in 40k but have some actual redeeming qualites (despite being assholes overall) so it makes sense why some people or even tribes would worship them. It's got plent of DORKNESS for edgy faggots as well but isn't a complete joke like 40k is.40k started off as a fucking satire and then it started taking itself way too fucking seriously and the fanbase that it developed are lobotomized retards for the most part.
>>220199607Kimberly Kane is second from the right
But in all seriousness folks, we can't let Cavill get the lore codes
gay sex with henry cavill
>>220194124Fucking incel conservative
>>220194124If only we had someone like this for Halo...
>>220194124It's not coming out and if it did it would be dogshit. Cavill is at best a Timmy whose sole evidence for his 'deep interest' in in 40k is one head of one model which was never then shown again, that's it. The only bigger faggot tourist than him is you
>>220205385Lore guarding isn't a weekend retreat.
>>220194319Henry "Magna Manus" Cavill, Primarch of the Large Hands legion
>>220206284You dont understand. The best way to protect the lore is to ensure it never gets adapted.
>>220194124kys gpt spammer faggot
