They're making a movie. somehow the female chinaman and edgy white guy are both under 40 even though the show is 20 years old also>the indian character was jewish>he was a "hinjew"
>>220194823C A M E LAMEL
>>220194823I don't remember a single thing about this series.
>>220194949I remember wanting to fuck the female chinaman
>>220194949The only thing I remember was that the bald guy was the funniest character.
>>220194823>they're making a movie
>>220195436Honestly, Workaholics deserves a movie more than this show. Thanks for nothing, Paramount.
Yep, it's gamer time
>>220194823someone post sweetest camel vs twisted desert horse
>>220194891>FPBP
>>220195242He was a very minor character who had maybe a 10 second screen time in one of the episodes of Superstore. Just thought you should know
>>220194949I remember not enjoying it but pretending I did because everyone online liked it
>>220194823Why? Does any care about The Guild in 2026? Are they going to make a Chad Vader movie next?
I remember wanting to fuck the asian girl
>>220195181She was really angry about hitting 30 and no longer being considered sexy enough for roles. But desu I'm not sure she was ever that hot. I think she just got outcompeted when much hotter girls discovered the web.
>>220194823I blame Felicia Day for being one of the major reasons that nu-MST3k sucked so much so I hope that everything she does from now on is a complete failure
>>220197947wasn't the wife killer involved in that too though?
>>220194949I remember how Codex almost had lesbian sex with the domme, and the jeet ruined it
>>220196548
Smooth character.
>>220197862She was never hot, it was just desperately trying to force the>omg girl like video game?angle. It was kind of funny how Wesley and her were basically leeching off each other's dubious fame for a while like mutual parasites.
>>220197831Pure Pwnage movie when?
>>220194823
>>220198102Hard to tell which of them did more work in smothering that one, they're both awful.
>>220198274wew yeah
>>220198209>joe camel presents
I see that she's still hiding her now probably geriatric husband.It would've worked out best if she never attempted a comeback since it just draws attention to it. It's all primed for zoomies to savage her over the age gap.
>>220198343a jew digging for gold? how unusual...
>>220198292>seethes over getting auditioned for a role she'd be perfect for>doesn't get any more auditions for a decade
>>220198213There was a period where that angle worked seemingly regardless of how mid a girl actually was.
>>220195181Cringe.
>>220198372>le heckin' king and queen of nerds!!!XD!1!Couldn't stand how these two would keep shoving themselves into every single con or event or anything for a few years back then. Nobody gave a shit that you played the annoying kid that everyone hated in Star Trek back in the 90s.
>>220198248I could see studios getting desperate enough to try and cash in on late 2000s/early 2010s web series. imagine Red vs. Blue: the movie, Marble Hornets: the movie, Agents of Cracked: the movie. I'm surprised they haven't tried making an SCP movie. I know the rights are fucked, but I'm sure they could track down the writers of some of the more popular SCPs and buy the rights to one and make a movie out of it.
>>220198482>imagine Red vs. Blue: the movieRoosterteeth made a movie, it was shit.
>>220195181
>>220194891>tfw no haggard goatfu to bleat at you when your router shits the bedjdimsa
>>220195181she probably has armpits under that hoodie
>>220197862This
>>220194823Why bother? The Guild was funny when everyone was playing WoW, even if you didn't play you knew some fucking weirdo who did and the show did a good job of capturing what those people were like. WoW in 2026 is 50 sweaty twitch streamers and a few thousand trannies and freaks. Who is this for?
>>220195181Quirk chungus manifest
>>220197831FPS doug
>>220198975WoW still has millions of players, but yeah, it's all sweaty optimization meta-whore garbage. Some game dev needs to come up with a new design philosophy that completely destroys this horseshit of reading patch notes and instantly optimizing for a meta that lasts a few weeks.
>>220197947based
>>220198140many such cases on that last clause >>220198209lmao
You now remember when Felicia Day tried to play Disco Elysium, encountered fictional sexism and immediately quit.
>>220199285>Disco ElysiumWasn't that unironically a pro-communist game?Or was that just /v/ shitting on it?
>>220198292>>220198378>>220198213>>220198384>>220197862lmao, I think under 30 she looked ok enough that cute vidya liking girl was enough to carry her but once she hit 30 there were way more vidya girls and she couldn't play young cutesy acting girl anymore
>>220194949A year or two I went to a miniature convention in Texas and they were making all their characters kinda pricey.
>>220199378A convention for ants?
>>220198482lonlygirl15 the movie
>>220199316I have some leftie friends who are obsessed with it, but commies think everything is pro them. Niggas spend hours explaining how dune is all about colonialism or some gay shit like nigga it's got giant worms and spaceships no one cares about dead browns I just want to see laser fights.
>>220199401>>220198482BRING BACK OVERLY ATTACHED GIRLFRIEND
>>220199316Disco Elysium is from the "shits on everything, but shits on leftism less" genre, just like South Park. For example, this is how it satirizes fascism>Lmao, this guy talks about racial purity and competition between races, but he's an unfuckable, ugly fat incel, who'll never have anything good happen to him.This is how it satirizes communism>Lmao, the closest there is to communist movement in this country is a book club consisting of college kids, who drove everyone out of their clique for minor disagreements. The closest thing there is to a communist success was the one time they've speedrun Chernobyl. Isn't it tragic how this beautiful, utopian thing called communism is unachievable, because communists are shit?Even that was too much for Codex here, because when she met a bitter fossil who said women shouldn't be police officers, her butthurt levels immediately spiked to 12 on a ten point scale. Good for her, Rene is probably the least upsetting NPC she could have met.
>>220195521they made at least one workaholics movie and it was a huge piece of retarded shit
>>220199338Yeah it's not really a big deal at all for a girl to play vidya. Even manly vidya like CoD has a fuckload of girls into it now.
I've generated a lot of AI porn of her, because she played that one elf in Dragon Age. All I have to do is not prompt elf ears.
>>220194823she camel
>>220199316It's not really, but like >>220199436 said, commies will just see something that gives them lip service and obsess over it endlessly.You play as a schizo amnesiac cop in the game and it basically just goes "hey, you said a couple of things that sounded kind of [political/mental state] focused just then, maybe that's who you are?" and then you have the option of making your character obsess over doing that for a bit until he realizes he's just being a fucking retard and moves on to another one.The character is ironically more of a statement on how most of those self-proclaimed commies tend to flip-flop between different ideologies on a whim, and it's played for laughs because he's a complete derelict fuck-up.
>>220199550"""girls"""
>>220199550there were fewer gaming roasties back when she was semi popular. Like vtubers didn't exist and that was why some chicks like dodger and that one who makes cupcakes that look like vidya shit got popular on youtube
>>220195181Reminder>She has admitted she crosses the street when she sees nerds walking towards her>She has never disclosed who her baby's daddy is, probably a married man>Her and Wesley Crusher were declared "Queen" and "King of the Nerds">She and Patton Oswald, alleged wife piller, ruined the MST3K netflix rebootShe is Quirk Chungus incarnate
>>220194823She was the hag-waifu of /tv/ when the *-taps and vhjuice bros were running this board.
>>220197947I blame Joel for everything. MIKE CHADS RISE UP
>>220199710That was 15 years ago now.
>>220198142LOL
>>220197831Nigahiga: Untold Stories
Is she still married to the Crypt Keeper?
>>220199700I still remember the hundreds of posts obsessing over Dodger. You almost never hear about her now. That whole TotalBiscuit universe stagnated pretty hard.
>>220198292Oh dear. It's not because you were 35, it's because you look like Felicia Day (and didn't age well either).
>>220194823Daily reminder: She got impregnated by a 70 year old
>>220199848>DodgerI am having a very hard time remembering who this is. The name is familiar, but I can't remember anything else.Was she connected to HuskyStarcraft?
>>220194823Respect to her for not using botox.
>>220199848She had a kid with the gigachad himself so incels got demoralized
>>220199848>sweetest camel vs twisted desert horseJessie was always a fucktard and he just got worse over the years.Dodger got a kid(s?) and who can blame her for just milking what fame she has to make easy bucks and live a good life.TB's wife took over his twitch channel and apparently is getting blacked by some younger boytoy.
>>220199872This chick>Was she connected to HuskyStarcraft?He married one of Dodger's friends
>>220199438she resurfaced a few years ago I thinkhappily married and well adjusted
>>220199925What did Jesse do that was retarded?I felt bad for him trying to still be one of those old school let's play channels where they upload 90 fucking hour long episodes of an RPG. I think I stopped watching the third year in a row when he said he was going to break a million subs. Eventually he did though.
>>220199550girl = guy in real life
>nerd culture is becoming a thing >All the normies start pretending they're hot shit for knowing basic shit>Women start using our culture as their costume and whoring up any space they can find>Now the internet is shitty and full of whores and normies catering to said whoresI really would have just preferred it if they kept calling us gay for liking all this shit that is now their whole identities
>>220199848>>220199872https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oeb4VL08OgQ
>>220199990Women have unironically been trying this shit since the beginning. We had camwhores on here and everywhere else, and then reply girls on YouTube became a huge fuckin problem, and now we have OF whores that believe they should be paid to exist because their ass is big. They couldn't even do feminism right because they all became so up their own asses they started convincing themselves they shouldn't work
>>220199880lol she is clearly using botox
>>220199848everyone stopped giving a shit about Dodger when she started dating/married the yogscast janetty. she was only ever popular when she was single and she was a cute midget who played vidya and was in playboy (clothed)
>>220200079You now remember when people were obsessing over Yogcast Hannah's non-existent bikini pics
>>220200079>>220200095Was she good at games? Or funny?
>>220199990>>220200050There have always been girls in nerdy communities. But they were usually very plain and clearly compensating for social problems elsewhere. The more problematic women are the whores that want the same access to nerd spaces as they get to nightclubs.
>>220200119>But they were usually very plain and clearly compensating for social problems elsewhere.Those still exist. Beware of any woman roleplayer and wargamer. They're not into it because they're right in the head.
>>220199872she was dating day9 at one point or was doing something with day9 and she was living with husky starcraft and the nerdy nummies girl before the nerdy nummies girl's channel took off and then something happened and she moved out before the nerdy nummies girl got popular. she was also associated with jessie cox and all of them because she worked for gamestation/polaris with all the other LA streamers for a while before streaming really took off and then she fucked up by turning 30 and getting married right when streaming took off to a jacked guy from the yogscast who ended up having to get a real job to support her and the kid.
>>220200095I remember Yogscast Hannah doxing an 11 year old and not apologizing for it.She was always a mega bitch though.Imagine having a bf that straight up gives you the easiest job in the world and you still find a way to ruin it by breaking up with him and then driving your channel into the ground with your corrosive personality.
>>220199880like it would matter with how camel she looks
>>220199925>die of cancer>your wife gets blacked
>>220200025>turns around>immediately obvious that she's a midget
>>220200158>I remember Yogscast Hannah doxing an 11 year old and not apologizing for it.Did karma find her? I seem to remember it contributing to her decline, if not directly causing it
>>220200146She still does stuff with Jesse Cox. They have a podcast together from 7 days ago. She's aged surprisingly well. I wonder what it feels like to be those guys. They were way more influential on online culture 10 years ago. Do you feel like your time has passed? Or do you enjoy having a proportionally smaller but wholesome community?
>>220200111she was funny for a girl and I don't think she was any good at vidya. I just remember her getting raped in bloodbowl>>220200095she walled hard as fuck too>you now remember sjin and at least one of the other yogscast guys that wasn't lewis, simon or duncan were legit convicted child molesters
>>220200238Ask Projared
>>220200253I only followed Hannah and none of the other guys.
>>220200119>>220200137Hey, Shayna Baszler seems like a cool dudeShayna is also like a turbo dyke so she's probably actually legit into painting warhammer minis, if not actually playing them
I wish I could strangle this dumb cunt myselfI hate her so much
>>220200253Sjin is uploading again surprisinglyThe CEO of their company also got done in for texting underage girls.
>>220200228Well she left Yogscast which was basically guaranteed success. From the looks of it, she still streams but to only about 100 people. Also she's really leaning into the whole ADHD trans rights thing now. Chances are she's had to get a real job again which is pretty miserable.
>>220200238yeah that must be weird when the current gen of streamers make so much more. like what do TheHill88 and the OG youtubers like daxflame think?
>>220200273sips and sjin were cool or sips was>>220200297yeah the CEO was the second or third pedo
>>220200312she's a 40 year old tranny now?
>>220200320You'd have to kick yourself a little bit. Knowing if you got big later then you'd be raking it in. But then, those old personalities weren't as ridiculous and probably wouldn't make it in a world where half the audience are mutted zoomers on SSRIs anyway.>daxflame Fuck man, that's even before my time and I'm nearly 30. I remember 4playerpodcast though which looks to be about the same era.
>>220200359She's a troon thrall. They give her false life by spewing their estrogenic spittle inside her.
>>220199705>She has never disclosed who her baby's daddy is, probably a married manisnt she married to a geriatric billionaire?
>>220200290>Shayna BaszlerShe's one of the few people I'd actually believe if she told me she was a dude born in a chick's body.
>>220200119They usually fell into one of three categories>hamplanets you'd see at anime cons carrying around yaoi paddles and squee-glomping any kawaii bishies, often against their will>quiet shut-in wallflowers who couldn't cook, clean or groom themselves to save their life>the DM's girlfriend who will inevitably either get bored and ruin things for everyone or slowly evolve into one of the other two if she isn't already one
>>220198975>and a few thousand trannies and freaks. Who is this for?
>>220200453>>quiet shut-in wallflowers who couldn't cook, clean or groom themselves to save their lifeHow do I get one of these?I'm happy to do all the cleaning and cook or order out. At this point I just want a warm body at home that's there waiting for me.
>>220198975>The Guild was funny
>>220200597Stop putting the pussy on a pedestal like every other idiot out there and they'll get butthurt when you talk to them that you're not riding their dick and will ride your dick as a result because women are fucked in the head
>>220200597>At this point I just want a warm body at home that's there waiting for meShe won't be, anon, she'll be glued to her PC playing WoW until she finally passes out at 4am, then when she wakes up at 2pm she'll log back on to do it again.
>>220199149Not possible to do without making combat irrelevant or the game inconsistent and tedious.
>>220200660I've had enough sex. I want love.
>>220197947She's about 50% why the series sucks. The other 50% is split between Patton Oswalt and the fat cow they got to play "Synthia" and the ruined Gypsy
Totalbiscuit: Dead.Jesse Cox: Streams once a week and still grinding let's plays on youtube.Crendor: Got a real job.Dodger: SAHM and youtube.Strippin: Got a real job.Hannah: Got a real job.Simon: Disability payments.Lewis: Got a real job.Sjin: Got a real job.Sips: Welfare and youtube.Duncan: Got a real job.Zoey: Dead.Martyn: Got a real job.Day9: Alcoholic (Confirmed).Huskystarcraft: Got a real job.Turps: Got a real job.Angryjoe: Still active.Genna bain: niggerlover.ItmeJP: Got a real job.
>>220194823Yeah, this shouldn't have happened. Good job basedlennials. You continue to give us more media shit. Literally the worst generation to ever exist on the planet.
>>220194823I remember precisely one thing about this show and it was this cringy music video they made https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urNyg1ftMIU
>>220200860Wait I just downloaded all of mst3k to sleep to can someone please tell me why people hate the new stuff? I guess it's a little annoying they changed gypsy's name but other than that... Mst3k isn't exactly like "entertaining" to me, it's just interesting enough to have on while I sleep. What are you guys all butthurt about ?
>>220201032>Totalbiscuit: Dead.I wonder if he was still alive if the narrative around GG would be different. >Simon: Disability payments.Have they ever said what happened to this guy? Every video looks like he's about to have heart palpitations. >Zoey: Dead.Whomst?
>>220201072>S O Y lennialsThe faggiest generation.
>>220201032Pretty sure only 1 or 2 people on this list actually got a real job
>>220201032>Simon: Disability payments.how the fuck is he on disability? isn't he rich? bongs just let you go on disability for trump derangement syndrome and dropping the gamerword on stream?
>>220201032>Sips: Welfare and youtube.wait, he's on welfare?>Zoey: Dead.was zoey a troon or just a dyke?
>>220201074>video>singularthey made at least 3
>>220201032What's Crendor's real job? I'm surprise Jesse didn't get one considering is view count is so low.
>>220201095>Whomst?she was a minor one who might have had a different job at yogscast before making vids. not sure of she was just a dyke or a dyke and troon or a dyke and reverse troon. her girlfriend was agreesive and she sounded like she had a voice filter or that reverse tranny voice
>this is my magnum opus
>>220201334
Her secret husband is 90 years old
>>220196548>thats right>we're desperately trying to revive our dead careers
the only thing that wasn't insufferable this worthless cunt has ever done is Dr. Horrible and it would've been better without her
Was it kino
>>220201688what a disgrace
>>220201688Definitely not.
>>220198209>up to 12 2+ hour videos>to finish nu-GoWNo wonder nobody's watching this shit.
>>220201688I like mst3k but I've Always found it lovably boring and unfunny so I'm not really sure why you guys hate it. What did Patton do?
>>220194823Best potential slayer
>>220201688Whatever the polar opposite of kino is, that's what this was.
>>220202081Onik?
stupid bogged retard
