>>220196641
>starslop
grow up

it can not fail. Mando appeals to men and teens, Grogu appeals to children and moms, Star Wars appeals to nerds and general movie audiences

I think we're about to see something big like nobody's ever even seen before. Numbers nobody's even heard of before

>>220196641
General audiences are going to think you need to do homework to understand it. No one wants to have to watch shows to understand a movie.

>>220196641
For some reason, 350-450 million seems like the likely range to me.

I'm gonna guess 250,000,000 BO and then a quick turnaround to Disney+ where it should've stayed.

>>220196716
I would've guessed that but pretty much every movie is bombing right now and that was before the war. I think it'll underperform pretty significantly because people aren't in a hurry to watch any movie and things are getting expensive and it's cheaper to watch other things and wait.

>>220196641
Nothing about Star Wars has yet to make me stop caring about Star Wars. There are a few bits and pieces of Star Wars media that I don't appreciate like the Holiday Special but I still care for new Star Wars things and I hope that this does well but it probably won't

>>220196702
First movie to make one Mandillion dollars at the box office

>>220196773
The holiday special is fine art compared to shit like the rey trilogy and d+ shows. I'll watch lumpy fantasize over bea arthur any day over that shit.

>>220196702
>it can not fail. Mando appeals to men and teens, Grogu appeals to children and moms
That was true 6 years ago. They dropped the ball hard on this.

>>220196641
>grogu
slop

>baby yeed
kino

>>220196641
How much more would it make at the box office if it were titled "The Mandalorian and Baby Yoda"?

>>220196641
I predict
>240m Domestic
>329 International

>>220196925
It would've made close to a billion nearly a decade ago. Now it doesn't matter what they named it. Spent too long fucking around.

>>220196825
Why was Bea the hottest Golden Girl?

>>220197198
She wasn't. Prime betty white mogs her.

>>220196641
Mortal Kombat 2 will be more profitable.

>>220196711
Their instincts are right too. According to people who were invited to watch the first 15-or-so minutes, the movie comes right out of the gate assuming that you have watched the TV shows

If you haven't seen Mandalorian, Book of Boba Fett, and even Ahsoka, you're not really going to know what the fuck is going on

>>220196641
It will do moderately well or better. Stop being cynical for the sake of being cynical. You obviously aren't the intended audience but even if you were, something tells me that nothing would suffice. It's ok to not have to pretend to hate something because you think others are doing it.

>>220200018
>You obviously aren't the intended audience
Who the fuck even is anymore?
>something tells me that nothing would suffice
This is an easy excuse for putting out low quality products. Face it, the Disney+ TV Shows have not been good. Mandalorian S1 was alright, had some moments, but everything after that was a trainwreck and you know it. Ashoka was bad. Book of Boba Fett was bad.

This movie, as something of a crossover of those 3 shows, warrants skepticism because the previous entries have not been good.
Some of us actually want to like Star Wars again, that's what you don't understand. Your defensive mechanism is to just say "well you just WANT to complain!" - but that's not true. The complaints are only there in the first place because on some level we still wish for Star Wars to be good again.

If we truly didn't care, we'd be apathetic, not disappointed.

Disney is paying for my ticket

>>220196641
https://deadline.com/2026/04/box-office-star-wars-the-mandalorian-grogu-forecast-1236877031/
It will do very well.

>>220196641
Ill watch it, I'm not gonna pay for it though

>>220196641
After S02 would have been peak. The hype was strong and they would have killed it at the BO. After Book of Boba Fett and S03 the hype was long gone and dead.

>Mando vs Grogu starts
>oh hey it's the scruffy Tatooine mechanic dyke haha woohoo
>oh look it's Carl Weathers yaaaay haha
>omg it's Zeb Fartlebox from the hit show Rowdy Bunch no waaaay
>is that ... is that Starbuck again! I love when Starbuck shows up in other stuff that's not BSG love it go girl!!

etc...

>>220196702
You sound like an out of touch Disney exec

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I think grogu is cute

>>220196641
if favreau wasn't allowed to make it well, will be a tragic fail. imo filoni isn't talented

>>220202373
You forgot the most important part, anon.
>be sure to buy a D+ subscription to see all these wacky characters in their brand new spinoff shows!

so why do you guys hate this again? is it just because grogu was popular with facebook moms or whatever?

>>220202511
It's not even him there, they film it in a warehouse, you can see how lame it was by final episode of S1

>>220202511
Because the show stopped being good after the first season and instead became "wow look it's [guest character from upcoming streaming show]" every second episode, even to the point that they had to put Mando in half of Boba Fett's show after Fett had already done a cameo in Mando's show. Nobody cares about Bo Katan trying to resurrect the Mandolorians or Ahsoka doing gay shit with her besties or Blurp Cruddo and his upcoming animated comedy show, they want to see Mando and Yeed going on adventures and hunting bounties or some shit.
Also middle aged women stopped caring about Baby Yeed long before they gave him an official name, nobody knows who the fuck Grogu is.

>>220196641
>image is almost edgy
>title is kindergarden tier
Yeah, it's written by baby brained liberals. Nothing good will come out of it.

>>220200301
>$80 mil. opening weekend
So it's going to match Attack of the Clones, oh great.

>INFLATION
oh

>>220202596

People cared about Mandalorians getting reassembled because that was Mando's arc, then the entire arc got basically handed to a female guest character because the entire company is run by hags.
Even the arc they did give him got so badly fumbled that they essentially finished his character arc and didn't realize the show is still going.
Whenever you think Disney managed to max out their mismanagement they surprise you further.

after the first season, the leftoids at disney got mad that everybody liked a based episodic cowboy show, so they decided to kill it and use it to advertise their slop shows.

how andor got away with being based is beyond me, all the creators must have sway somehow.

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>>220196702
>men
Men dont exist in the west anymore. Extinct species
You must be talking about the castrated eunuchs who watch movies, play video games, mask and vax
Domesticated cattle livestock slave race of consumers

>>220202705
if you don't watch movies then what are you doing here bud

>>220196641
It's gonna be the most notorious flop of the year
>>220196702
Your attempts failed the other day, Disney shill

>>220202719
I didnt read a single word you typed beyond You
You vaccinated fucking retarded urbanite porn masturbating sub human genetic trash

>>220202511
because Mandalorian had real promise in Season 1 then Disney went full retard and did s2, book of boba fett, ahsoka, and s3 which were all garbage

this movie is a culmination of all of those stories
if 9/10ths of the preceding material is garbage how much hope am I supposed to have for the movie exactly?

>>220196641
My bet is it's going to top out at about 650k domestic. It won't bomb. No reasoning behind this, just feels about right.

>>220202679
It was fine when it was implied to be him and a few others, maybe a handful of scattered groups around the galaxy basically retaining the old ways of the Mandalorians in secret.
That was kind of kino, but once they basically pulled a "mom says it's my turn to have this story arc" bait and switch it was like okay, what's Mando even doing in this story anymore? He's not hunting bounties, he's just hanging around with Yeed.
Then he palms the babby off to Luke and I don't really care about what happens next because I assume it's all more gay crossover shit.

>>220202756
>650k
That would be a gigaflop

>>220202763
let me try to remember what happens

>gives Yeed to Luke
>Yeed spends like a week with Luke but misses Mando
>goes back to Mando
>big fight with crazy chicken guy from BrBa
>everything is "resolved" (?!)
>Mando and Yeed now live on some farm in the middle of nowhere

It's really stupid because they keep giving Mando and Yeed closure like their arc is finished or finalized or whatever and then they just want to make more of it so all these "touching" sappy Mando/Yeed moments mean fuck all.

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>>220202756
this is the first star wars movie that has been in theaters since The Rise of Skywalker 7 fucking years ago

650k is barely above what SOLO did
that would be disastrous

>>220202805
yeah at the end Mando basically retired to a little bungalo with the caveat of master chief's "wake me when you need me"

>>220202813
Back then the audience was still there.
Young people these days don't give a fuck about SW since that's uncslop for them.
Sure, they'll get the latino audience that show up with 10 kids and 15 cousins in one go, but that's pretty much it.
Also most people know that these days movies go straight to streaming 2 weeks after they hit theaters so no real reason to exert, might as well just watch it streaming.

>>220202805
>>220202828
Thanks anons, I fucking hate it. Glad I never bothered to watch it.

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>>220202860
yeah it was extremely lame all the way through

>>220202860
worst part is he became a side-character in his own show in favor of Bo-Katan, if you even know who that is (the general audience sure as fuck won't)

>>220202876
>little babby Mandos wearing the helmet already
Are they just born with them or what? I know there's the whole not showing the face thing, but surely that's only once you earn your armor after training or something, right?
Why are they all just wearing the helmet and nothing else, what the fuck is this shit

>>220202903
On that note what happened to her anyway?
I vaguely remember her appearing maybe in Ashoka?
I hate these fucking crossovers. They can't even write a proper arc to save their lives and then they further fuck it up by having major character developments happen in different shows.

>>220196641
Grogu was a terrible name to give him. They should have stuck with babby yeed

>>220202918
don't worry there's a whole sect now of new Mandos who think it's fine to not wear the helmet and they're actually the majority now
: )
do u rike it

>>220202939
seriously I get why they couldn't call him "baby yoda" but Yeed was perfect
this movie would do 1 billion box office if it was just called "Mando and Yeed"

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>>220202903
I vaguely know she's some chick from Clone Wars or Rebels or one of the other CGI shows but I never gave a shit who she was. She'd show up in S1-2 and I'd just go "oh I guess this is some mandalorian chick or something, whatever" and then she'd be like
>mando I need you for a job
and that's all I really needed to know.

>>220202972
>>220202937
Straight from Wookiepedia (the CANON section too, this is modern canon)
>Despite this, Kryze would eventually reclaim the Darksaber after saving Djarin from a cyborg in the ruins of Mandalore, where she managed to bring back some of the scattered Mandalorians under one banner to reclaim their homeworld. When they arrived, she discovered survivors and an Imperial remnant stationed on the planet. They eventually defeated them and Kryze eventually relit the Great Forge, signifying the start of Mandalore's reconstruction.

she got the darksaber, relit the forge, and is rebuilding mandalor

The Mandalorian (our supposed main character) helped a little bit.

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>>220202961
Two Death Stars weren't enough.

>>220202961
The. Force. Is. Female.
And Black. Jack Black.

>>220202989
when the show first came out people joked that it would become The Womandalorian and that actually happened

>>220202961
This cant be real

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>>220203039
it is
there was a whole episode set on that planet
it was meant to be "whimsical" like the prequels
there's 30 minutes of that shit dude

>>220202989
See, I never watched whatever show she's originally from, so any time they brought up "the Darksaber" my mind automatically went to the EU book of the same name where the Hutts join forces with some former Imperial to rebuild the Death Star superlaser and make it into a big cigar-shaped ship that fires a huge planet-exploding laser kind of like a spaceship-sized lightsaber a "darksaber" if you will only for it all to fuck up because they basically tried to rebuild a superlaser with spare parts.

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>>220203074
book of boba fett is the most egregious dogshit in history and I will never forgive them for what they did to my boy Cad Bane

>>220202504
does doing that still give them permission to murder you

>>220203100
Yeah, in the new canon the Darksaber was created by an ancient Mandalorian Jedi and then became like the Excalibur for mandos
It's the sword that gives you the right to rule blah blah
you're supposed to have to take it from somebody by combat, then you rule all of Mandalore

The Mandalorian had it, but then Bo-Katan saved his life, so he willingly gave it up to her
>she didn't beat me but she saved my life so that's the same thing and frankly if you think about it GIRLS GET IT DONE so now she is the ruler of mandalore
she accepted it
all of the Mandalorians also accepted it
now she's the girl-boss of mandalore who wields the darksaber by forfeit

>>220203135

Bart! It's time for Lisa to play with the darksaber!!

>>220202961
>CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S THE MANdo
>LET ME HEAR YOU APPLAUD
>HE IS MORE THAN A MANdo
>HE'S A SHINY BESKAR GOD

>>220203149
that's basically accurate
but they had to add the icing on top that Mando gives it up willingly

could've at least challenged her to a duel and thrown it on purpose
then you can save face, preserve the ritual, and only you and her would know

but whatever

>>220203169
>what the fuck is fight choreography lol

>>220203169
I just don't understand it. lightsaber fight choreography was NEARLY PERFECTED over 2 DECADES AGO
even fans have figured it out
how is this a major production?

>>220203183
The writers' room these days is 80% women at least. They don't know how to writer proper character development and arcs. No faustian spirit.

>>220203074
What gets me is these losers on their space-vespas are supposed to be a swoop gang, when swoops have traditionally just been the equivalent of the biggest engine anyone could possibly find, strapped to a seat and (optionally) handlebars.
This shit looks like they borrowed Grandma's mobility scooter.

>>220203209
Asking actors to actually act instead of just standing around reading lines is offensive or some shit, I don't know.
It was the same with the Obi-wan show and the sheboon fighting Vader where she just rolls and crawls around while he's sitting there going "duh where did she go" for several whole seconds.

>>220203209
do you really think some dumb hollywood whore is gonna go through rigorous training just to be able to fight in le incel nerd show?

>>220196641
It won't bomb, it's coming out during school holidays

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https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/The_Duchess

The Duchess was a female human who ruled over her homeworld, Plazir-15, alongside her husband Bombardier. Their dream of transforming the planet into a paradise was threatened by the security chief Helgait's plot to sabotage the capital city's droid laborers with smuggled nano-droids. When the Mandalorians Bo-Katan Kryze and Din Djarin visited the planet, the Duchess and her husband recruited them to investigate the droid problem, while she meanwhile formed a close and immediate bond with their young companion Grogu. When the Mandalorians uncovered Helgait's scheme, the Duchess pronounced a sentence of exile and granted honors to the pair and to Grogu.

The Duchess and Bombardier decided to enact revolutionary changes to remake their society according to their ideals. They held the first democratic elections on the planet; while they wished to remain the heads of state, they wanted to owe their positions to the people's will, not to family lineage.[2] They were duly elected and were seated as the Royal family of Plazir-15. Plazir-15's government was restructured according to principles of direct democracy and cultural pluralism.[1]

"You see, it was time for our planet to move into a new age. We held direct democratic elections for the first time in our history."
―The Duchess

Lizzo had first caught script writer Jon Favreau's attention through her social media posts about The Mandalorian, including a photo of herself in costume as Grogu. The whimsical character of the Duchess seemed suited for her, and she was contacted by the show and offered the role. Both actress and crew were entertained by the fact that the Duchess, like Lizzo, was a huge Grogu fan.[5]

>>220202734
uh oh, melty!

>>220203230
And what gets me is that for a swoop gang that specializes in swoop stuff they seem to be going at 10mph and the entire gang is struggling to stop some lesser goober also going 10mph and clearly barely controlling his vehicle.

The entire thing is abysmal.

>>220203249
>implying kids give two shits about the Mandafagian and Glorpo let alone anything Star Wars at this point
The only audience for this is the handful of manchildren who are still desperately defending disney-wars on twitter. Everyone else moved on already.

>>220203268
>hold an election
>seated as royal family
These writers really have no fucking idea what they're talking about

>>220196641
Is that the real poster? It looks AI generated.

>>220203332
It was okay when Lucas did it
Padme was elected Queen of Naboo as a teen
How is this any different?

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>>220203301
It's even more egregious because they're doing all these wacky chase scene cliches and the entire scene is moving about as fast as pic related.

pedro pascal is going to jump off a bridge a few nights before the premiere of this

>>220203345
Yeah but Padme wasn't all about democracy and equality and shit until shit hit the fan and the Trade Fed showed up, before that she was basically just "lol fuck the sea-beaners" in terms of the Gungans.

>>220203241
to her credit, Daisy Ridley (Rey) actually did
in all the making-of material she actually put a lot of effort into getting into physical shape and learning the choreography
it's just that the material she was given to work with was bad, and it's difficult to take her seriously the way they drafted up her fighting style

>>220203366
Pedro's career is on a downturn. I think he spoke a bit too openly about a certain middleastern conflict so they pushed him out of the spotlight.

He's lucky to get any publicity he can.

>>220203391
force awakens was in 2015, so not quite when this whole shit was doomed yet. i wouldn't call any choreography in the movies afterward good or demanding. that throne room scene literally just has her flinging the lightsaber around while dudes fall over themselves. seriously, rewatch it and you'll notice how bad it is

>>220203345
>How is this any different?
Because Padme Amidala was not a "royal family"
She held a title of "Queen" but was, in all functions, a democratically elected President or Prime Minister. She did not actually hold a "Royal" position. When her time as "Queen" was up she abdicated the position - there was no royal heir, no amidala royal family. As a member-world of the Republic, the real heavy diplomatic and governance work was done by a certain guy you might have heard of him his name is Sheev Palpatine

very different situations

>>220203443
Even then, Force Awakens could have had the excuse that nobody was around to train Rey or Kylo how to fight, but by the second movie they somehow managed to get worse after having undergone training.
And there's no excuse when it's someone like Ahsoka or whatever her name was in Obi-Wan who are supposed to be trained killers and they're just flopping limply around like they're fatrolling in Dark Souls or some shit.

>>220203443
the only good lightsaber fight in the sequels is Kylo vs Finn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJTz-ahXyyI

it also lasts about 30 seconds

>>220196641
I thought it looked cool, I mean I don’t think the Mando show is high art or anything but it hasn’t been the worst thing in the world. As long as the budget for this isn’t over 200 million or something it should make a decent profit just off being a summer Star Wars movie in general, I’m hoping they truly treat it like a series finale with a higher budget and not an actual blockbuster

>>220202318
This 100%. Mando Season 3 was one of the worst seasons of a tv show I have every watched, with its only competition being the final season of Game of Thrones.

So bad it retrospectively makes previous seasons worse.

>>220203514
budget ~166m

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>Favreau literally resurrects the entire Star Wars franchise against all odds
>all he really does is give the audience what they want
>in the tradition of aping japanese movies, he lifts from lone wolf and cub
>bulletproof premise
>mandalorian in a cool new armor to sell merch
>cute mini-yoda immediately a fan favorite
>mandalorian is not only cool himself but there are immediately hints at a larger than life destiny of becoming the leader of his people
>even meeting and taking care of baby Yoda fits into this legend in the making
>comes into possession of the darksaber, basically the holy sword of his people
>myth crafting 101, literally cannot fuck this up
>enter Filoni
>hey let's give the darksaber to his favorite side character and make HER the leader instead haha
>let's have Mando give up baby Yoda to cgi Luke haha
>no wait people don't like that let's give him back haha
>but not the darksaber, that stays with Bo Katan haha
>idk Mando can go live on some farm somewhere who gives a shit

>>220196702
>unironically most likely the actual Disney pitch for this project
delusional faggots, nuSW appeals to noone, it consumed only because of nostalgia, sunken cost fallacy and cringe watch

>>220203616
Filoni and his whole "any time Ahsoka isn't on screen, all the other characters should be saying "where's Ahsoka?"" shit is really insufferable. Star Wars was already dead in the water, they don't need his shitty OCs shoved into everything to weigh the body down.

>>220203616
painfully accurate

>>220199879
Why the fuck are they still doing this after the MCU crashed and burned specifically because of that problem?

>>220203650
don't make me talk about the world between worlds, and ahsoka literally getting asspulled out of certain death

>>220196641
I’m thinking it might become legendary.

>>220203657
the guy also said that the opening scene is "just like a video game"
"in the way that you see the whole level, then it focuses back in on the characters as if to say 'level start"!

so look forward to that

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>>220203616
Filoni was a part of this series from the start, what are you talking about? He directed the pilot. 95% of The Mandalorian and Book of Boba Fett with the exception of very few episodes was written by Favreau. He is an awful screenwriter. And Mandalorian was never particularly good. The circlejerk the first season gets for some reason is insane. The series has always been shitty fetch quests with no substance whatsoever and MCU quips. And you think it's the cameos that ruined it? Lmao. What ruined it beyond repair is Book of Boba Fett. Written by Favreau and directed by his buddy Robert Rodriguez.

>>220203683
for being the final nail, maybe

you do realize if this flops there won't be another theatrical star wars release probably ever again right?
it'll all just be streaming
maybe it should be

>>220196641
Disney:
>Wowsers, this show is popular on Disney +, lets make a film of it for cinemas, it'll be huge!

Cinema goers:
>What the fuck is this shit? Why would I go to see a film I have to watch 3 series of a show I've never seen to even understand what is going on? This is The Marvels all over again.

Disney + subscribers:
>Why would I go to the cinema and PAY for a ticket when it will be on a streaming service I pay for in a month or 2?

Disney never learn, its sad really.

>>220203698
Look everyone, a Filoni fanboy in the wild.

>>220203727
Look everyone, a retard who has no argument and makes up asinine shit. A nigger in spirit.

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>>220203725
Don't forget the actual target demographic, Millenial Manchildren who deep-down still want Star Wars to be good one last time:
>I can't go to the movies by myself, I'm almost 40
>it's too expensive anyway and I can just watch it for free 1 hour after it releases in the comfort of my 1 bedroom apartment
>the only people I can talk to about this movie are anonymous
haha

>>220203707
There hasn't been a star wars theatrical release for the last six and a half years already, who cares if they're just going to be more of the same shit.

>>220203824
that's why I said maybe it should be this way

>>220203843
They're probably hemorrhaging money on streaming too, for that matter, so I get the feeling this is just them dipping their toes back in the water to see if enough people have forgotten about the sequel trilogy and it's okay for them to make money on movies again.
I don't think it's even occurred to them that everyone's even more sick of disney wars now because the streaming shows have been even worse in recent years.

>>220196641
Released too late + Mandalorian 2 and Boba sucked dick. Was there a season 3?
Blame the makers for adding in fifty Glup Shittos from some whatever series.

>>220203909
>Was there a season 3?
There was and it was even worse
>>220202961
>>220202876

>>220203332
It's a freudian slip. They talk about democracy but want to rule over the unwashed masses, and never interact with them.

>>220202734
calm

>>220203868
to be fair I have mostly forgotten about the sequel trilogy
if they really wanted to be bold they could just timeskip 1000 years in the future and tell a totally new story where everything that happened before is ancient history

but they won't

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I could stomach paying money to see Disney Star Wars when it involved Daisy Ridley's herrenrasse face on the biggest screen in the city.
But everything else is just Glup Shitto slop.

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>>220204185
Barren xenomorph. Ugly, retarded bitch with awful accent. Kill yourself.

>>220204244
you know you'd fuck her, don't lie

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>>220203746
Get a month's pass, its only about £10 for unlimited films, including the old films they show. If you see more than 2 films in a month you're quids in.

As you now see kino in much better quality than on your shitty monitor and Poundland earphones, you only need pirate stuff thats not in the cinema.

If you're ever worried about going to films alone, why not just dress up like a movie critic and occasionally make notes in a notebook. This will fool people into thinking you are some sort of big deal movie buff who writes for the New Yorker or something and garner respect rather than disgust.

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>>220203616
I honestly don't get the worship of Filoni. TCW was mediocre AT BEST, and total dogshit when it wasn't ripping off better EU stories. You can make fun of George, JJ, Roundhead johnson. But say one negative thing about Filoni and they become deranged maniacs. It can't be TCW nostalgia, any SW fans left are men approaching their 50s.

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>>220204257
No, I'd rather stick my cock into a blender.

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>>220204273
>muh EU slop!

Star Wars died the minute Darth Maul didn't.
No fucking artistic integrity.
I was outraged when Sherlock Holmes did it and I'm outraged at Disney doing it to Maul.
He died.
He got chopped on half and fell in to a reactor shaft.
The script said he died.
The novelization said he died.
Maybe it was a mistake that was made.
But it was made.
He fucking died.
I saw it happen.

>Boba Fett came back
>To retire from bounty hunting
>And become the "Daimyo" of a small town
>He's not the mayor, there's still a mayor
>He's not a crime lord because he doesn't commit any crimes
>He just...
>Uhh...
>Here's baby yoga from your mom's favorite memes!
>Don't even THINK about talking to him before he's had his morning coffee
Fuck Star Wars post 2005.

>>220204279
I said don't lie
2015 daisy in her rey getup
you would

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>>220204304
No, you didn't. You saw him getting cut in half. People survive getting cut in half. He is an alien dark space wizard. Disney didn't do it. Lucas did. Disney are the ones who killed him in a shitty DisneyXD cartoon. Kill yourself.

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>>220203707
You know how during the pre-movie trailers, you can hear little murmurs of interest from the audience when they see something they like? I’ve seen these trailers multiple times with multiple different demographics, and it’s greeted with dead silence every time. We’re just about due for the next great Hollywood purge.

>A man has an idea.
>The idea becomes a movement.
>The movement becomes a revolution.
>The revolution becomes the institution.
>What was the idea?

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>>220204321
I said kill yourself faggot. This bitch is ugly, sounds ugly, and looks like she stinks.

>>220204325
Nice reading comprehension retard.
>I regret killing Maul, I'd bring him back
OK but you did kill him George. Explicitly so.

>>220204338
that why you have so many pictures of her saved and can't stop hating her?
hate is the opposite of love anon

>>220204356
Nta, but hate is the corruption of love. The opposite of love is indifference. My ex helped me learn that.

>>220204351
Retard is your middle name.

>>220204394
OK but rey is fuckable

>>220204170
They already pulled that blank check shit with the "High Republic" era, and they immediately made it lame and gay.
>500 to 100 years before episode 1
>long after the fall of the Old Republic
>there's a new, better republic where there's no war or conflict
>oh wait that's fucking boring uhhhhhh shit I don't know, space vikings show up?
>who fucking cares the fans will buy anything with star wars on it lol
the fans would not, as it turned out, buy anything with star wars on it

>>220196641
It will do well. Not amazing but enough to pay it off

>>220204469
>>who fucking cares the fans will buy anything with star wars on it lol
This was such a meme in defending shitty sloppa as well, by other "fans". Like stop critizing the innocent megacorp, it's actually the fans' fault.

>>220204298
>wait why does my evil clone look like Cock Knocker from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

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>>220204469
>no pro-war in STAR WARS
>diversity written twice
I'm honestly glad people saw and avoided this garbage.

>>220204318
>look it up
>they seriously use the term "daimyo"
>they don't even try to pull some "it's some ancient aurebesh or mandalorian word meaning honored leader" shit, just straight up japanese terms on tatooine for no fucking reason
The absolute state of disney wars.

>>220204513
It's hilarious seeing these sorts of people still try to cling to their gay little "fandom menace reeee" memes any time something gets a bad review, as if they're not the only thing even close to a fandom for modern star wars that's left nowadays.

>>220204486
>the big screen return of Star Wars after 7 years
>the culmination of almost every TV show in-between
>starring the 2 most popular nu-wars characters (and it's not even close
"just enough to pay off" isn't going to cut it
in any other timeline this should be an easy 1 bil

>>220204619
>the 2 most popular nu-wars characters
More like the only remotely popular nu-wars characters, kek

>>220204635
yeah they kind of win by default

I don't care about quality. I fundamentally disagree with the idea that people are able to say some fictional stories are now super fictional, and can replace them with their somehow less fictional fictional stories, only because they had $4.2billion to spend.
Inhibitor chips and Death Star being sabotaged by its architect are utterly retarded ideas, and you don't get to say the stories I enjoyed are irrelevant because your paw patrol tier cartoon or dumb fanfic by the trade federation say so.

>>220204667
dude the extended universe was never canon anyway
you can still just pick and choose what parts of it you like, nobody is stopping you

>>220204743
>the extended universe was never canon anyway
It's fiction anon.

>>220196641
Grogu is an ugly name even by Star Wars standards

>>220204757
yeah so why do you care what disney says is more fictional?
that's your argument at all? what are you even mad about

>>220204743
There very much are retards who insist that Battlefront 2 is wrong because it implies the clones knew they would kill the jedi. They did though.

>>220204767
I don't care.
My point is that it is wrong to care.

>>220204788
well it matters for internal consistency going forward

>>220204765
to me hell always be baby yeet

>>220204619
Disney is it's worst enemy. Paying back is sadly the best they could do in 2026

>>220204820
>going forward
There is no such thing.
Any Star Wars script written by Disney is no different to one written by you or me.

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>>220204667
>>220204777
Battlefront 2 is wrong because it is shitty fanfiction third party shovelware slop that contradicts George Lucas, the creator of Star Wars, and his works. Stories you enjoyed *are* irrelevant. They have never been relevant. I'm sorry that hurt your ego. Hope that helps!

>>220204777
Checked, also of course they'd know Order 66 was the kill-all-jedi button, to them it'd probably just be a contingency order like a "break in case of jedi coup" or some shit.
They're not there to ask questions.

>>220204851
Haven't they also got that Starfighter movie or some shit which will probably also suck ass?
If it doesn't get cancelled I'm betting they'll probably pull some twist like it's not actually a movie about cool space dogfights because that's what everyone actually wants, it'll be some story about the Goose and his adopted son bonding over rebuilding an old x-wing they found half-buried in their backyard or something like that.

>>220204857
well the difference is one script might actually get turned into a real piece of media

>>220204917
just make Top Gun Maverick except it's Ryan Gosling flying an X-wing
1.5 billion dollars ez money

but they're too stupid

>>220204942
I still remember when they were giving everyone their own series or movie or trilogy and some woman director supposedly got handed Rogue Squadron.
I know it would have been shit but that's basically a fucking layup right there, they already have nine books to rip the story from although only about six or seven of them are any good

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>"This person is not attractive"
Uh sure thing buddy.

>>220205031
finn's actor was never heard from again after he said "you ain't gonna disney+ me"
kek

>>220204486
>enough to pay it off
The movie costs around 200 millions dollars, it at least needs to do around 500 to break even. Considering that the burger box-office projection for the first week is not even 100 millions then it might have a chance to seriously bomb.

>>220205093
>box office projection
Go on then lad tell us this week's lotto numbers yeah?

>>220203687
>so look forward to that
Bro I'm not gonna see this shit lmao

>>220196641
Its already predicted to be the lowest Star wars movie. IIRC Han Solo movie was holding that title

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>>220205076
Disgusting barren xenomorph angloid.

>>220205107
Nah, I'm keeping them for myself.

>>220205166
will you use the money to make a good star wars movie?

>>220205124
I'll be honest, I didn't even think Solo was that bad after hearing how it was apparently abysmal. The opening was shit but once it got going it was okay.
Can barely remember anything about it, mind you, so I might just be retarded.

>>220205192
No, Star Wars sucks.

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A second star wars movie has bombed.

>>220205227
No, ur thinking of Battlestar Galactica.

>>220205220
it was just average, which isn't good enough for star wars

>>220205139
>saar, she does not have strong upper llip hair like bharati beauties

>>220205356
I mean yeah, it wasn't all that good, but from how everyone was talking about it you'd think it was on par with TLJ or some shit.
I watched it well after the fact and it was an okay heist movie, I guess. But it definitely wasn't going to make its money back considering it probably cost Disney several hundred million to make.

>>220196641
I bet 350mn WW. No one cares about this made for TV film apart from diehards.

>>220203238
the only star wars show where they put any effort in to the fights was the acolyte https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRl6xESZz2Q
and it still goes to shit the moment a woman is involved

>>220205470
That's actually half decent, I'm surprised. At the very least it's dynamic and both fighters actually look like they're struggling with more than worrying if they're going to break a nail.
Shit, I just realized something.
>only good fight in TFA is between Kylo and Finn
>only good fight in that shitshow is the two asian guys
It's like the women just don't want to put in the effort.

>>220205470
>>220205593
acolyte had good fight choreography but the problem is they shit the bed and pinned the story on a "twin girls separated at birth" storyline instead of just obviously focusing on your cool new masked villain and having him harass the High Republic up-and-comers

>>220205681
wouldn't surprise me if it was originally two pitches that got badly merged, one about mask guy being betrayed by the jedi and him falling to the dark side to take his revenge on them, another about lesbian space witches being fucked over by the jedi.

>>220205790
well since they threw in the Darth Plagueis tease, I think you're right
it was probably part of the original planned Palpatine/Rule of Two origin story idea - they wanted to do a darker show from the perspective of the Sith
that probably got merged with whatever the fuck Acolyte ended up being

>>220203107
RIP Cad

If it's actually decent I think it could draw in those people who cared about baby yoda and do well. My money is on bomb though

>>220205954
>those people who cared about baby yoda
That was basically just white women, and they only really cared so far as seeing clips and memes reposted on facebook. They're not paying to see a movie.

>>220205899
Rest in piss, should've died in the deleted clone wars episode anyway

>>220206126
Fuck that. Kid Boba was a little shit and having him killing Cad would've ruined the character even more. Cad Bane IS the Boba Fett fully realized.

>>220196702
Spoken like a true soulless corpo.

>>220203209
Prequel waggling is gay as shit.

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>>220206188
Nah. It was a good scene. Boba lived only thanks to the armor and it explained how he got the dent. Ultimately Boba is Jango's blood and genes, and Jango was better than Cad. This was symbolic rite of passage and explained how as the Clone Wars ended, Boba became *the* Bounty Hunter of the era as we see in the original movies. Cad Bane living makes no sense. He doesn't even appear anywhere after that, because he was originally meant to die. Realistically speaking, there is no reason he wouldn't appear in Empire Strikes Back if he was alive. But he wasn't. Book of Boba scene is fucking awful.

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>>220206287
Just look at this shit. Robert Rodriguez should not be allowed to film anything ever again. And fat old Morrison sucks.

>>220206314
This really feels like them just going
>we should do the bit where Han and Fett meet up again as old men from Tales of the Bounty Hunters
>oh wait we killed han off and Harrison Ford's old as shit and hates star wars lol
>fuck it just bring back cad bane, nobody cares

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i love that lil green nigga yeed!

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>>220206351
It's funny because he just randomly appears from the desert in the final minute of the penultimate episode without any kind of set up whatsoever. There was not a hint of it in the entire series, and then he just walks out of nowhere, because they suddenly realized the series doesn't have an antagonist. And then in the final episode they reference this unfinished Clone Wars arc that no one had ever seen except of a few short clips at Star Wars Celebration they jangled over the years. And this fucking Book of Boba Fett show soft-retconned that arc anyway, because Cad Bane was shot in the fucking head and was meant to die. So fucking ass.

>>220206287
>Boba lived only thanks to the armor
That's all Boba is. The armor. He has no character. He didn't have a backstory until the prequels. He doesn't even really have any notable moments in the original trilogy. He had what the kids call aura and that's it. Cad Bane had a character. He had depth. Stellar moments. Only for Boba Fett to take everything away from him, twice.
>>220206314
With this one being the "canon" and what a lame way to go. Killed by some old guy and bad editing.

>>220196702
ONE
TRILLIES

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>>220206502
I mean, in the end, it's not that deep. Boba is the Man With No Name, Bane is Angel Eyes. Boba is in the movies, Bane isn't. Bane had to go. That's just how it is. There was room only for one *the* Bounty Hunter. It was Cad Bane in the Clone Wars after the death of Jango, and then it was Boba in the Imperial era. That arc was meant to give Boba more development and character, but we'll probably never see it. Instead we have this terrible live-action substitute where Boba was turned into... that. And Cad Bane was a geriatric cosplay that somehow looked worse than the Duros in 1977 movie.

>>220206419
>randomly appears with no set up
>dies next episode
Yeah, I'm not even surprised. Literally just more key jangling, they don't give a shit about the character or know what to do with him other than him being someone that people might remember and clap for.
>>220206502
Honestly I still think Fett being Jango's clone son was a dumb retcon. A good part of that is Morrison's redubbed lines in the OT are fucking dogshit, but it also ruins a lot of the mystique. He didn't need a backstory, he was just the gravely bounty hunter guy who looked fucking cool. That's all he needed to be.
Having said that, I did like his story in Tales of the Bounty Hunters.

>>220204304
>I was outraged when Sherlock Holmes did it
How fucking old are you?

>>220196711
This. The first season of Mandalorian was lightning in a bottle because it felt mostly authentic to the vibe of the original starwars, and required minimal/no knowledge of all the 'disney cinematic universe' filonislop to understand. But as it went on, it became embedded with more and more filonislop, special guest appearances from other filoni shows, and the 3rd season outright requires you have to have watched a completely separate disneywars TV show to have the slightest idea what the fuck is going on.

So now you're supposed to have watched all this bullshit to even understand what's going on in this M&G movie? No thanks bro. Too much effort for normal people to invest, not to mention the mandalorian was popular SEVEN YEARS AGO and has long since faded from public consciousness. It's not a meme sensation like it was, it long since jumped the shark.

>>220202511
Star Wars needs to be put out of its misery and Disney needs another L.

>>220202961
Did Jack Black sing a song?

Never watched this shit, does Baby Yeed talk?

>>220196641
Can't wait to do nothing and laugh all this shit will generate.
Probably torrent a camrip to be up-to-date on the memes.

>>220199879
I find it hard to believe this, was there anything in those series that happened, no one talks about them, no one posts stuff about them, i doubt anything actually happened in those stories that would make you not understand the movie, because they didn't even end up capturing the cultural zeitgeist
all the stuff from those series that got posted here was mostly if not all negative, it's probably a boon at this point no one knows about it

baby yeed would have made a way better name than fucking grogu or sticking with "the child" for so long. disney needs to tap into more meme shit if they want to keep this zombie franchise alive. its why people remember baby frik more than any other sequel character

>>220207489
>>220203150

>>220203074
There's also the scene with Boba Fat chasing a mouse droid in a literal tom and jerry like manner. Fuck Disney man.

>>220207602
>I find it hard to believe this
After every utterly retarded decision Disney has made with the franchise, you seriously don't think they're going to pull yet another "you need to have watched 3-4 different TV shows to understand what's going on"?
Shit, it's not even the first time they've done it with this singular franchise. It's not even the second.

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>>220196641
Its gonna do great and all you dorks are gonna be like "STAR WARS IS BACK, BABY!!!!!!"

They should have brought back Gina Carano to try and repair their credibility with the audience.

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>>220203074
>BRAAAAAAAAP

>>220207511
He almost talked during an episode of S03.
He was trying to say "This is the way", Mando's most spoken phrase

>>220206666(nice digits)
>>220206802
>I mean, in the end, it's not that deep. Boba is the Man With No Name
I wish that was just the case. Nothing more. Nothing less.

>>220196641
All I know is that I'm not going to watch it ever.

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>>220207975
Pedro Pascal's Beaner Mando stole that from Boba, unfortunately. Now Boba is some old fatass Lawrence of Arabia or something who developed a Stockholm syndrome for his enslavers and adopted their shitty primitive culture.

>>220205076
She has pussy problems. She may be good looking, but her pussy is all screwed up.

>>220208055
the original sin was George casting a fucking kiwi as NotBoba in the prequels and then saying that Boba was a clone of the TRUE and HONEST Fett so now we're stuck with that old fatass forever

>>220196641
Grogu should had his own little spin-off with luke or been a side character in Ahsoka or some shit. Disney pissed their pants and reunited them too soon.

If the movie was about them reuniting i think everyone would more excited.

>>220208055
I look at this and all I can think of is
>CARM ON MOS OISLEY
>SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS

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>>220196641
>How unbelievably hard is this going to bomb?
Not as bad as this piece of shit.

>>220208055
The worst part of BoB is that Boba’s this fat old fool who can’t be CGI’d to do cool action stunts so you’ve got this legendary bounty Hunter waddling around saying, “I’m Boba Fett” and everyone shudders. He’s a completely castrated character whose daimyo rulership of even Mos Eisley feels unrealistic. There’s no blood in those veins.

>>220208076
We need a time skip to teen Grogu.

>>220206666
>character known for his iconic armor and helmet design
>still goes around without his helmet 90% of the time because we've got to see the actor's faces constantly
Fuck this gay shit. Completely missing the point of having Fett in a show.

>>220208709
Honestly I don't even know why he'd come back to Tatooine in the first place, other than it apparently being mandatory for every fucking character ever to swing by there every few years.
It's the site of his greatest fuck up, why would he ever want to be reminded of that shit? And why the fuck would anyone there ever be intimidated by him afterwards?
>"grrr I'm Boba Fett"
>oh hey you're that dumbass who got knocked in the sarlaac by a blind han solo? damn man, you got old and fat

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>>220208741
Which, since that'll take a good 80 years in his lifetime, will put us safely away from any other established characters he'd have to be tied to.
He could be the audience's link from one era to the next.

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>>220203074
Space Soapy saves the day!!!!!
Her character should have got her own Disney+ show!

>>220209014
It’s so frustrating how the first time we see Boba get threatened in the show he doesn’t solve the matter himself. The Outer Rim is a Big Man town. You need to show you’ve got the guile or guts to back up your authority. Boba comes across as a small, weak shadow of his former self and everyone still treats him like he’s still got some fire in his belly. Boba’s orc guards do more intimidation than Boba himself.

They should've never namedropped Grogu. Aside from the fact that Grogu is a very silly name, the characters just knowing its name is Grogu and going from there is anticlimactic. Mando should've give the Child a name to go by, a name in honor of the Mandalorians. Nau’ur is meant to mean illuminate and it's a hopeful name. It would work far better than Grogu.

>>220208752
This is why karl urban gets my respect. He refused to film any scenes without the helmet in dredd to stay true to the character.

It was bad enough they decided to have a movie continuing from a web series but to release it after so long that it has been forgotten makes it more retarded

This movie will flop but Goose's star slop movie next year will break box office records

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>>220205593
It had great fight choreography moments but it also had bad ones

>>220209329
>floating down slowly using the force
>still move their arms like they're in slow motion

>>220196702
I remember when bait used to be believable. Yes, I'm old.

>>220196641

Didn't Star Wars complain about the Mandalorian guy getting replaced with a woman and now that Disney is giving you guys what you want, you are just going to avoid the film?

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>movie tie-in meals and items at Burger King just like the tie-in stuff from the prequels (not sure if there were similar promotions for the OT/special editions)
They're going all out with this one just like the old days.

>>220209402
Looks like it was a Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon homage

>>220207672
Disney is lost what they try to pull is mostly irrelevant since it doesn't come anywhere near to fruition
I'm saying there's a possibility it won't matter that you haven't seen the nu-wars series if the movie is anywhere near half decent, which I have no hopes of it being
If you like the good star wars like the original trilogy and some of the animated clone wars series which rehabed the prequels, you might be ok with a mute yoda and bobba fett clone movie

>>220210731
>we took the turd out of the punch we shitted in, why aren't you drinking it?

>>220196702
Oh shit, if they put in some tiktok references and have a character say "six seven!" then we might be looking at the highest grossing film of all time

>>220203074
>woah! he's fast!

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>>220211513
This sums up things nicely.

>>220204257
yes..yes I would
she's got a nice ass on her

>>220202828
he goes to the fat xwing pilot's bar, goes "hey, i'm only interested in bounty hunting imperial remnants like the drug kingpin, give me those so i can show baby yeed how to kill them"

But you're accurate nontheless.

>>220203135
>>220203183
it had to be won in combat. Mando tried to give it up after he booped Gus Fring the first time, before Luke showed up.

In season 3 mando gets beaten and used like a blood bag by some cyborg mother fucker, and starbuck saves him. That's how she gets the darksaber. Beat the guy that beat the guy that beat the guy that had it originally.

>>220205383
>saar making stupid trashy ghetto tikotok ahegao face is good saar

>>220209329
>when the villain's mask fell off and he was a hot kpop star
he should've been more strange looking but he was cool though

>>220196641
I am praying for a Pluto Nash tier bomb.

>>220206666
>Do you know who I am
well, without the helmet, no, some bald fat fag

>>220212137
That makes no sense. She steps into a fight already going and they tag team a guy together?

So if you lose ANY fight under ANY context, ANYONE who even helps you gets the sword instead?

It should be 1V1s exclusively. What if I jumped on the guy's back distracting him for 2 seconds and then that let Mando get back up and win?

I get the Darksaber now? Can't he just fucking fight me again for it? He can't beat Bo Katan in a straight fight? He tethered himself to a fucking tie fighter I've never seen that 55 year old short small woman do that.

>>220213398
>he should've been more strange looking
Nah too cliche

>>220213958
I never got the impression that Mando wanted to be the big guy.

i took off work to watch it

>>220209329
These Jedi were awfully calm seeing their mortal enemy still being around after almost a thousand years.

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mamalorians.. this was made for us

>>220209329
I love the wushu wirework and the choreography.

I hate the flawless glowstick look of the lightsabers and vastly prefer the imperfect wobble they had from the originals.

>>220211949
>the fat xwing pilot
You mean Filoni's literal self insert from season 2?

>>220217297
If he took the helmet off, would he die?

>>220196641
>surely no ones cares about this anymore right?
Mando is the best Star Wars thing Disney has made.
Even if people have issues with Season 3.
I hope we still get Season 4.

>>220218713
>Mando is the best Star Wars thing Disney has made
Even if that is true, the bar is somewhere in the magma beneath the earth.

>>220211949
>he goes to the fat xwing pilot's bar
Somehow, Porkins returned.

>>220196641
I actually enjoyed the mandalorian show more than the sequels. this was the right choice to go with as a movie. the like cowboy for fire different thing going on each episode and being solved in one episode was nice. like a hero going from place to place helping towns and saving the weak.

>>220218713
I agree, they did something right with Mando. I tried to watch the prequels multiple times and usually get bored and turn it off after 20 minutes, something about them just didn't grab me, don't feel anything

>>220197037
Cut domestic by 15% and international by 50% and you have the actual box office this turd will reach.

>>220219325
The bar's so low the Chinese are tripping over it.
>>220218713
If they made a S4 it'd just end up being The Bo Katan Show at this point (guest starring Mando and Baby Yeed in a few episodes)

>>220196702
kek

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>>220202318
The funniest part is season 3 fucking sucked and everyone hated it...and that was three years ago. These dipshits seriously thought the best move was to release dogshit and then wait almost half a decade to release their awful movie like everyone will suddenly have forgotten it and like Mandalorian again.

global 400
top.

>>220218713
Everyone at Disney and on YouTube is more talented than george

>>220203074
Wow, I thought they were joking when they said this show was bad. This might be the slowest car chase I have ever seen in my life, I am pretty sure I could outrun that landspeeder.

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The problem is this: the show was setting up Mando to be the reluctant leader, a classic trope of the person most responsible with power is the person who doesn't want it or seek it.

Season 3 however was the "what Kathleen thought was fan service" season, we need Grogu back, we need silly stuff or mentioning CIS or cartoon shit. Then they just went back to Filoni cartoon plots.

This movie should have been the siege of Mandalore. Have it open to people who haven't watched the show whilst still having stuff for the show watchers. Have Mando retake Mandalore and have a bunch of big battles in the process. But nah, season 3 did a lame version of this.

They had to undercut and ruin all that. So now it is all retroactive sequel glazing, all to set up sequel shit. And Ahsoka shit. All for some Thrawn crossover no one wants. It just wasn't that complicated.

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>>220202828

I'm not seeing the movie for political reasons. I don't support companies that hate straight white males and I wish every CEO would be put on the spot and forced to explain their stance on straight white males and "whiteness" in general. Every problem in the west would be solved.

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The Mandalorian was a trick too many people feel for. The sequel trilogy ended in ridicule and they needed Disney+ shows. Enter Mandalorian. Jon Favreau kicked off the MCU with a helmeted hero, Iron Man, so they used him again with a helmeted hero, Mandalorian, for Star Wars. Overarching Grogu plot + some adventure of the week episodes. Simple stuff people enjoyed. But no, this show was always built with a hidden agenda: spin off potential and recontextualising the sequels. Firstly spin offs: Rangers of the New Republic (cancelled), Book of Boba Fett, Ahsoka etc. Secondly: Grogu's whole Empire plot line was about cloning aka Snoke. But then the show pivoted towards the cartoons anyway. And now they are talking about crossovers for all the shows for a Thrawn film, aka, redoing the sequels using ideas from the Zahn novels but without the OT cast.

Disney forgot what made the MCU work. Star Wars failed because they wanted it to be like the MCU. When TLJ and Solo happened, all the Star Wars Story movies were cancelled. As soon as Mandalorian worked, all those Star Wars Story movies (Obi Wan and Boba Fett) became shows. Mandalorian was a vehicle for spin offs. All because rather than planning the shit out with talented people, they want to make Star Wars into Marvel. Marvelisation ruined Star Wars. And that's why the Mandalorian sucks.

>>220209329
This show I think caught the late flak of the ST and Disney Wars in general, no one even watched it enough to truly hate it.

>>220219601
>The bar's so low the Chinese are tripping over it.
They're naming their kids after the sound it makes when they do.

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>>220196702
Unfortunately true.

>>220196641
luv dat lil nigga grogu

>>220209329
This show was awful. Too many people focus on the politics especially the main actress making that cringe video.

But the truth is, the show was so fucking flat. No tension. No set ups given room to breathe without instantly being resolved. Everything in the show was telegraphed. Fuck, I have rewritten the show in my head to make it exciting because they failed at rather basic writing in constructing this show.

But then people watch it, think, well it is okay or something, some fight scenes are okay, Squid Game actor is okay, and act like it was a crime it got cancelled. It cost far too much money and didn't know how to build tension.

>Oh is she guilty or is she innocent?
>Oh she has a twin, he believes she didn't do it.
Shit like that happened a lot where any potential conflict, drama or tension was practically instantly resolves.

I'm in a Star Wars mood since watching Maul, playing Fallen Order now, then Survivor. I'm willing to binge the D+ live action shows (not Acolyte since it's totally irrelevent) but what if I'm not gay enough to watch Phony's Clone Wars cartoon do they explain Anakin's orange buttcheeks well enough in the live action stuff? The Maul cartoon doesn't really explain anything but it's tolerable since Star Wars can have *some* gaps like it's a legend being told, I guess.

I love Star Wars but hate everything Star Wars and, despite loving Star Wars, I hate Star Wars and want everything and anything nu-Star Wars to fail and die because it's not the correct and proper Star Wars for me, the real and actual original Star Wars fan.
Ok guys, I said the pledge, can I join the club now?

>>220203397
Yeah starring in 2 huge turds gimped out gate by vile miscasts, TLOU and F4, has nothing to do with anything, it's because he said FREE PALESTINE DA JOOOOOOOOOS O ALGO

They should have just done the Thrawn trilogy from the start.

>>220204170
But they are doing that it's an anime tho, called The Ninth Jedi