remember Apple?
>>220200729How could I forget?!
>>220200783
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>>220200729Apple pie? Turbo Kids rools
>>220200729yes
>>220200897I have to get this movie…
>>220200897A beautiful miracle
>>220200897good morning beautiful... i make you queen in bangladesh!
>>220200729>>220200897I don't remember the name of this shitty flick, but if you ever want to know what a movie you're gonna go create on a whim tomorrow would be like, just watch it.
>>220200729I like this movie. Not bad for low budget. Campy fun
>>220200897>song starts playing
>>220201152THIS, boring and badly acted, wannabe/ain't the 80s cool?! type shit. Can't remember what it was called either... something-"kid" I think.
AAAHHHHH MANIC PIXIE DREAM ROBOT GIRL NOW ME NOW
>>220201442:)
Turbo kid is the most 'R*ddit: The Movie' I've ever watched.
>>220201493Imagine knowing a robot who is cute and acts all cute and flirty, but doesn't understand love in any sense at all. So no matter how you feel or how much you try, she will never desire you. Pain.
>>220201751So you didn't watch Ready Player One?
>>220201849Nope because I knew it would be even more r*ddit. But I was tricked into watching this one, and oh boy.
>ITT: one poster who has, seemingly, been traumatized heavily by this movie
>>220201849I tried to read the book of that and it was fucking trash, gave up on it.
>>220201751this is true but its still great>>220201849ready player one was more of a cash grab, spielberg can't help but make everything general audience shmaltz instead of pure reddit faggotry.
>>220200783AND HE HIT ME WITH A SURPR-IIIII-SE LEFT
I wish Canadian women were real
>>220200729I remember other things, too.
>>220200729>>220200897Seriously how do you not rape
>>220203060good morning sir
>>220200897The only time she doesn't look ugly is at an angle where she looks like MyCherryCrush who is somehow still retardedly hot
>>220203105mycherrycrush is better because she retweeted my cum tributes whereas this actress blocked me for them
>>220203286based unhinged degenerate
is this the rick and morty season 9 hype thread?
>>220203552what?
I'm so fucking lonely I want to fucking die
>>220200802It is weird to eat an apple on stream, just a clash of lifestyles
>>220201152>>220201432Turbo Kid
Very fun movie, but her dying left such an awful aftertaste that I don't really want think about the movie anymore.I'm a fan of tragic, bittersweet and otherwise bad endings otherwise, but it just didn't work in this one.The skull guy was cool tho.
Any 15/Love heads here?
>>220205393Have you seen Kid Detective? I was bummed out for weeks
>>220205533Yeah, didn't really hit me hard cuz I wasn't super invested, but I can see it.
>>220205393I was really really hoping for a sequel with Apple returning. We should be thankful for what we got I guess. Fun movie.
damn shes rocking a huge helmet
Yes, it's my favorite Cannon movie.
>>220201751You oughta know, sweetie.
>>220205533Kid Detective's ending felt fitting for the story. Turbo Kid just felt mean-spirited.
>>220201821So just like real women then
Psycho Goreman is a similar movie
>>220201751>knows what redditors likeOuting yourself like that isn't the own you think it is
>>220200729I never watched Rocket Kid or Rocket Power or Turbo Power Kid wahtever thsi shit was called.
>>220200802yo eatin a apple is strait gay miss me wid dat shit *17 crying laughing emojis* *skull emoji* *100* Fr fr i bet him drink wodder n shit i only drink sprite i aint gay!
>>220200802bro trying to keep the doctor away
>>220200802Bro like what even, nigga that shit grows on trees WTF!
>>220205435>chokerHnnng. Jesus, that's my kryptonite.
>>220203044>>220205435>Shows that resulted in the death of its stars
>>220206296>The Apple made its premiere as the opener of the 1980 Montreal World Film Festival, where its attendees received vinyl records of music from the film; the festival's president Serge Losique’s son recommended he screen the movie.[4] According to Jakubowicz, there were "bad reviews almost everywhere."[4] The movie received a largely negative audience at the festival, some watchers throwing the vinyl records at the screen.[4] According to Stewart, Golan was so distraught from this that after the festival, he considered killing himself by jumping off a hotel balcony.[4] It's gotta be a great film if the audience reaction was so bad the director wanted to kill himself.
>>220209648The new characters were way better anyway.
>>220209672It was just too ahead of its time.
>>220209725>>220209672>>220206296The Apple is absolutely fantastic and this is the only time I'll ever get to speak of it on /tv/.It really says something that it's such a gay retarded bizarre shitheap that people who were their era's equivalent of Lady Gaga watched it and went "This is TOO gay and bizarre and retarded"So ambitious too, the Antichrist and the New World Order and a global dictatorship run by MTV and EurovisionAnd the main female villain gets a redemption arc where she literally rapes the hero and this somehow makes her a better person (presumably due to exposure to his Lawful Good semen?)
>>220209672Menahem Golan, the other mogul of Cannon films.
>>220200897Literally my kind of gal. A woman who looks like a skinny tranny, but she's actually a woman. I want people to believe I fuck trannies, but still actually not being gay .
>>220210453that is so weird I also like women who look like trannies but still women, but not for public aproval, I just like tall girls with strong features
>>220210549alex harper btw
>>220210453She looks nothing like a tranny, false flagging tranny.
An Apple a day keeps the doctor away!
>>220210549>>220210574Liking women with striking patrician features has nothing to do with trannies
>coming up to 10 years since the sequel was announced
>>220210927They said they needed more money pre-pandemic, lol. One of the directors/writers got arrested for being a pedo. The brother/sister are still around, but I wouldn't be surprised if they try to avoid things he was involved with.
>>220200729Met a girl on okcupid some years ago who looked and actually kind of acted like her. She was a bit loopy and very, very flakey. So flakey that for a while I thought she might be a chat bot, based on how consistently she would flake out of plans to meet. But we eventually did meet, so I can say she's real. Whether she's a real android chat bot like Apple remains to be seen.Kino soundtrack.
>>220210925There's a lot of goody memes these days about tall, strong feature women being trannies. It's hurtful for us patricians who appreciate the qualities of such women. Enough with the jokes about "traps".
>>220200729Let me tell ya bout my BEST FRIEND....
>>220200729Yes, her movie is goodNot sure what that picture is joke is Forbidden Fruits, can't post the pic
>>220212611so what happened
>>220210453The only tranny-like things about Apple are the over the top makeup and the wig. If you watch that same actress in other stuff, she looks like a woman.
>>220210549Glad to see other gentlemen of good taste still exist. Last summer, I got with this one gal, 6' 1" and very skinny. Pretty, but in a gangly kind of way. As it was going down, I was worried she'd turn out to be a fella. But it was all right. She was real a woman. Happy ending.
>>220214524She stole one of my kidneys :(
>>220214524>so what happened?We hung out a few times. Doing platonic Apple activities.>hike>rock climbing>rock gym>coffee and chess>day sailBut she was always uch a flake. I mean, look at this shit.
>reddit the movie
>>220209648The actor that died has 4 siblings that look identical. Dad had some potent sperm to create 5 identical boys.
She is 31 in this movie
>>220206296I really enjoyed this up until the stupid ending. It's like the good twin Forbidden Zone tried to eat in the womb.
>>220210245ungle golan :DDDDD
>>220212727it's mostly short guys, same way jawlets would call the most normal female face without a recessive chin a "manface"
>>220206296It's definitely worth a watch if you want 80s weirdness.
>>220219922Its more 70s weirdness really.
>>220203044O lo lo, c'est un feuille!
>>220200729The guy who directed this got arrested for raping a 9 year old.
>>220200729Her porn isn't even that good.
>>220220575He really went turbo on those kids.
>>220200729Applemilk?
>>220221010>Her porn isn't even that goodI don't believe you. No way that happened. The ball is now in your court and you must post pics or forever be known as a liar. Don't worry I'll wait.
i liked it. it was basically YA Mad Max
>>220200729Oh! I remember this bitch. She's the actress who is a beautiful dream girl in the film and an ugly ass skank irl. Bitch was like 42 filming Turbo BMXersQuiz me some more. I remember everything!
>>220200897Just go watch some my cherry crush videos instead
>>220220575what the fugJeepers Creepers all over again
>>220219197The stupid ending was kinoWhen your entire story is about the actual factual Satan successfully conquering earth, you're allowed to drop a literal deus ex machina on that shit
>>220200729Yeah I remember how the dude buried a fucking robot. Just rewire and change the battery jeez
>>220220575ahh shit. i loved this movie.
>>220224006what does one thing have to do with the other?
>>220203094>>220205327>Turbo KidI vaguely remember Red Letter Media's half in the bag on it.
>>220210574The equine aesthetic is very underrated.
Still need to watch this and Kung fury.
>>220220575>>220209648She is cursed.
