Washed Edition>FTL NEWS:-- Crazy Gang won>LINKS:https://kick.com/fishtankhttps://kick.com/diamondthebarbiehttps://www.fishtank.live/https://fishtank.observer/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_Wikiprev: >>220200400
I think you have your fools mixed up
Betty is our lamp in these dark times.
escape? how?
The world's most sour soda? ...It must be really sour
Fuck Bashir
>You're out and about>You see Jet Neptune on the side of the road - He's obviously fallen on hard times and is begging>He looks up at you, pleading with his eyesWhat do you do?
>>220203778ask if he wants to do gay 4 pay
cause if I never see you again, you can be anything I want
>>220203778give him $1 and a smile
I'm mogging
>>220203778Tell him I'll buy him a sandwich if he introduces me to his sister
>>220203819Jet owes like 70% of S5's success to Burt and Alex B coming in to save the second halfstealing Burt with the price of your own butt is the ultimate revenge when Burt doesn't show up to save S6
>>220203778Mail him a PS5 of course
>>220203778jet... RV 15.... you in?
>/tfl/ is 90% women having gossip about other womenwhy are women like this?
>>220203778Stopa d say, “Hey! You’re Jet Neptune!” And as he starts to reply, drive off cackling.
>>220203819Got fucked in the ass to own Jet award
>>220203778I say how's it going son? >I'm Johnny Neptune
>>220203819Is jet paying this gay to make the opposition look gay and retarded or is he just gay and retarded?
>>220203840>Jet owes like 70% of S5's success to Burt and Alex B coming in to save the second halfYou can thank James Drake, Emma and JD for turning S5 into a boring friendtank.
>>220203891this guy I mean
>>220203895>already forgetting bashirgrim
>>220203895>>220203914>Emma>BashirAre we just making up characters now?
McDonald's breakfast time chatI hope I get syrup with my hotcakes i got felted last time
>>220203914>Bashir fought JD, James Drake, Landon and every women in s5>friendtanklol
>>220203778>I stare at him for a few moments>I then give him a big hug and say 'you are a good person'>He wells up and says 'give me this'>Look up to see a flock of doves flying over the freeway>Look down again>Jet is gone>I put my umbrella up and walk on
>>220203938>Bashir fought every women in s5https://x.com/kneel2neptune/status/2050064395359961504
>>220203778I kick his change cup into the gutter
>>220203956>bashirfags still trying to make a ship happenlet it go bro
>Bashir>Content grim
cvmbvnny beth (someone should buy her a gym membership)
>>220203895Burt and Alex b ruined S5 so did nina and Binx a freeloader should enhance the fish not overpower them.
>>220203778>You'll get 1 band if you shave your head and do the shit your pants challenge>wait jet... were those the elimination pants
>>220203979lel
>>220203973any ass pics? i wanna lick her asshole.
>whoring closet twinks out to open homosexuals>FT literally doing nothing>Wholesome schizo streamschoose your path white man
I'm running out of gay shit to do to own Jet. Can I get some recommendations?
>>220203985Find God, dude. She is satanic.
>Bashir is going to fuck Kayla, Tayleigh, Beth, and MeiwakuThe four prophesied wives
Do we really believe that Sam has found God? Or is it just another bit?
being a christcuck in current year is embarrassing
>>220204002He's a dying man trying to hedge his bets
>>220204002It's just part of his new grift.
>>220203995What about Letty and Vimp?
>>220204002It's a really easy grift. I assume it's making him money.
>>220204002Mix of fear of death a crazy exchange on this very board and grifting. Basically it was 75 grift 25 real now it's 25 grift 75 real
>>220203995Bash has a hardon for tayleigh that not even got could intervene. Seriously, dude is in love with the chick.
>>220204015Neither are good enough for our guy.
>>220203993fuck off sam
>>220204015Vimp belongs to the Tiger
get a skill
>>220203987Shadi is $300 an hour how much did she charge that boomer guy that brought her to the trump rally in NH
Bashir was right. The events of Diamond's stream tonight are the logical conclusion of hellhouse. You just end up with gay porn.
>>220203993shut the fuck up mints
>>220204009Real white people are pagan Christianity is a Jewish invention
>>220203985her ass is really bad imoskin complexion looks like lumpy mashed potatoes
>>220204047A university/historic town in DC. Famous for the The Exorcist steps.
>>220204038Betty is is good girl. She went to a rally because it gave her an excuse to wear her kevlar helmet.
>>220204019>fear of deathHe's only a little over 40. Isn't it too early to be afraid of death?
Bashir is like a god to me
I ran into Sam Altman today I think and it was weird. He like saw me then did a u turn whipped into the parking lot of the luxury building I stay at and we made weird eye contact when he had to shift into reverse because of how suddenly he stopped like maybe the Tesla was auto driving to this other building nearby? Anyway he whipped in the parking lot I was walking to the corner store up the road so I just went on about my day, but when I came back I noticed several Mercedes that are not the usual tenants in the lot. Glad my girl was with me to verify all of this because I have so much crazy shit happen I just kinda block it out sometimes
>>220204070brown hands wrote this post
>>220204002I believe he is absolutely a Deist but does not literally believe the resurrection happened because he has too much hubris to go that low, he doesn't follow christ at all and as much as groypers will try to convince you that actually christianity is about being based and hating niggers and uhhh the crusades were badass or something dude, the central message of christ was absolutely loving people, submitting your sense of superiority and caring for the sick and poor. He honestly speaks in more of an old testament doctrine which is very funny. I think it's pretty astounding he completely fails to see that all Abrahamic faith is jewish because he's all-in on DA JOOOSS, a 16 year old who reads Beyond Good and Evil has a stronger grasp on what christianity is to its core than Sam
>>220204060sad!
>>220204048Fishtank production are 99% athiest 1% hardcore christian. shit is fucking retarded.
>>220204068midlife crisis and also abuse of pharmaceutical drugs/steroids. Nigga has like tuberculosis or something and will die soon.
>>220204002he said the old testament is too jewish and didn’t read it lol. he also undoubtedly has premarital sex and commits countless other sins regularly. i doubt he’s even read the new testament or goes to church and confesses, let alone worships god. I think he’s just like jay dyer and believes the world would be better if everyone were christian but doesn’t actually believe in it.
>>220204068Mid 30s early 40s is when most start to get death anxiety. Without modern meds alot of people die around that age you are also old enough to have several friends and family who are gone now even if you aren't connected anymore you still think so and so is gone now same with celebs you liked as a kid also coughing up blood like you have TB really makes you think about your health this was in 2024 pic
>>220204079he thought you were a homeless person that wandered into the complex probably
>>220203819>>220203891what do you think?>say you are diamond gang and beefing with jet>jet slips to abi they are paying diamond to do it>days later diamond brings "jet's hater" to "convince burt">they are just doing gay shit in bedsay it loud, jet played us, him or his shoe lickers who come up with this ideajet's shoe licker was pretending to be his hater, with very performative and forced posts on twitterthen they bring him in to perform gay shit with burt on cam, pretending to be jet's hater, thinking people will buy it and forever associate jet's haters with some faggot who had sex with burtjet's fantasy he is the face of it, even if it was idea of someone else, or their group idea that went this far, jet's fans who willingly will have sex with burt pretending to be his haters
Y’all are we ready to lock tf in for the twins 24 hour stream today?
Are the full live shows of S5 uploaded anywhere? With every new wigger video one episode gets removed from the kick channel.
>>220204116The minute i got to 30 i stopped giving a fuck not in a cool way i just want it to be done.
>>220204094Get the fuck out. These degenerate sacks of shit are atheists larping as spiritual fags.They don't believe in shit. They're fucking cowards that can't commit to anything because they live by irony.
>>220204127I can't imagine them successfully completing a 24 hour stream. What are they even going to do?
>>220204126all of this has been debunked already.
>>220204129this is as best as i know ofhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8-qsWh3sFrdSjb1a_d683-rS07dumMpW
>>220204116>Without modern meds alot of people die around that ageo am i laffin
>>220204126Or, you know, superfans of the show tend to be TTS golems and if they think kissing Burt is funny and they don't care about looking gay, they'll do it?You do comprehend that it's possible for weird people to also like and dislike things, right? Diamond saw this guy was a nontent seether and made him into lolcow content.
>>220204122Na wasn't that some of the people here dress like homeless people others wear designer or business type clothes. I wasn't dressed up, but I didn't look homeless my baseline jewelry is worth like 3k. It was weird man and I say this as someone who regularly deals with all of the orders and shit made me feel like something was going on, but I mind my own business
When does the next season 3 episode come out?
>>220204157bro thinks we're still living in the medieval dark ages or some shit
>>220204167Last I checked it was every Saturday?
>>220204002I think he sincerely believes but it's an Spenglerian second religiousness deal where people exhausted by the materialism and rationalism of an ossified civilization in decline retvrns to an exhausted and hollow myth. He should invite Bronze Age Pervert to appear on his show.
>>220204127I like twins, but doing a 24hr is fucking retarded, let alone this early. 24hr streams are shit to begin with, and they can barely manage a normal stream between their combined 7 brain cells.They need to understand "less is more".
>>220204002Sam had intimate relations with an underage girl and continues to commit other sins. Him finding God is an obvious grift.
>>220204167Nobody is asking this
>>220204140That's the end result of that crisis you just went through it early >>220204157Yea yea muh vax poison muh ssri you took fucking antibiotics at some point in your life didn't you? Modern medicine half of your class would have died from mild infections same with dental issues infected tooth can kill you. Most of it from the last few years is Jewish horse shit, if you're not rich enough to afford cell therapy but not everything is
>>220204150why would someone who is "beefing" with jet, bring someone who is his hater and make him "convince burt" one on one in a room knowing that burt will push sexual stuff? convince burt to what?why would someone who is beefing with jet - agree to play gay stuff with burt?faggot, get a grip on reality, they fooled us
>>220204192not reading all that gay shit, mints.
>>220204183What about Bashir doing a 24hr?
>>220204126How long has this GunsRoses guy even been active hating Jet? Just the month of April?
>>220204171Most modern leaders want digital feudalism so yea we kind of are ontop of there being homeless junkies on every street that they don't round them up and ship them to Costa Rica California or some piss ass town in idaho. You think you aren't in a dark age when they taunt you with cures for cancer and flying crafts that's run on minimal costs. Go buy another smart device dumbass and argue with me on the honey pot forum so enlightened
>>220204206He's not doing a 24hr as far as i know.
>>220204180Nietzsche warned us about this. God is dead and we have killed him. Now there's nothing to go back to, only delusionally and desprately grasping at a dying religion with the hope of some direction and order, but its all empty and hallow now.
>>220204127i'll watch it but i'm afraid it'll be my last, since they're so hellbent on doing night time streams and telling their american fans to fuck off
>>220204190you would have zero dental issues ever if you ate real food (and never took antibiotics, which are one of the worst inventions in human history). people in uncontacted tribes have perfect white teeth.
>>220204222But will he be able to pull it off?
>>220204150>>220204203Basement chat is malding
>>220204233Their sleep schedule is inverted.
>>220204180BAP sucks Spencer is much better at communicating these ideas
>>220204183They're doing good in terms of time on stream, although it could be better. The main issue is they STILL don't have TTS. And they STILL don't know how to use OBS. And they STILL don't know how to check audio levels. And they STILL fail to check chat 90% of the time despite having 2 sets of eyes, and when they do check it they instantly get one guy'd.
>>220204183I watched a 24 hour stream of someone doing all Warcraft games on the hardest difficulty it was funny how by the end of TFT their brain was pretty fried. Otherwise I agree that 24 hour streams are retarded especially since it’s not like they really have a plan other than watching Fishtank recaps.
>>220204247some of us have jobs and can't stay up until 2am every night to watch their streams. sucks because i was a big supporter and they're basically telling me to go fuck myself because they can't go to bed at a decent time.
>>220204233Their biggest paypig said he prefers the night streams so they’re going to keep starting at 1 AM.
>>220204261Their last stream was at least planned out, they had a list they were checking, the plan just kind of fell apart towards the end. They're doing too much fishtank stuff because it's an easy crowd pleaser.
>>220204160i agree with you, shoe licker would agree to pretend being jet's hater and perform gay sex with burt to "own jet's hater by painting them as people who would have sex with burt to own jet"that side of fishtank would do thissomeone who hates jet wouldnt have sex with burt as "sort of own on jet"
>>220204269Just watch the vods, wagie.
>>220203931Sausage Egg Mcgriddle mogs every other fast food breakfast item
>>220204269Save your money and don't give them anything. You wouldn't give a sitcom actor money.
>>220204126
>>220204127won't even hit 24 hours
>>220204233>he's not on a alcoholic neet schedulelmao nerd
>>220204288i'd rather just move on. i dedicated way too much time and gave them too much money just for them to tell me to fuck off so they can pander to neets and euros. i was getting too attached to them in an unhealthy way anyway. it'll also free me from these threads since i really only check them for twin updates anymore anyway.>>220204303that's the plan.
>>220204310Bezo is still with diamondtank? I thought he was going to leave yesterday morning?
>>220204237Well your grandparents had those problems and none of you are man enough to stop them so you need the meds. I know you never have needed healing herbs in your life for anything you're tough as shit and healthy as a horse that is why you are arguing about health and history on the television board. I know you're too young to remember when polio cripples walked around, but your type of youth is the worst. Always bitching about how the systems crippled you, but you never strike it back. Yes they fuck you up to sell you shit, but you buy it and continue to buy it while acting you're being some rebel. Low IQ no aura never going to make it. You believe in the effects of Xanax and Benzos antiseptic and antibiotics work dumbass. MRNA vaccines do not as they are designed to genetically modify you on mass scale. Anything genetic on mass scale will have horrible repercussions Everytime they "think" they have mapped the human genome God humbles them
>>220204290Fax I got one with bacon
>>220204320>simps remorefeels fucking good too see in realtime
>>220204320I’ll keep giving Bongo money to make up for your loss.
>>220204323Bezo is out, but he's still behind the scenes on discord and in the chat. I think he's dead weight and Diamond should really cut him out fairly soon, he wasn't terrible as a camera guy but I just don't think he has much else going on.
>>220204337trust me, i learned a valuable lesson. just had to learn it the hard way i guess
>>220204337Why did you choose to use "too" here instead of "to"?
>>220204333She looks a lot like Josie. But if Josie was actually beautiful.
>>220204320They were saying they might start at 12am or 6pm soon, you're going to miss out on simping! I far prefer the night time streams, they fill good dead air for EU and are still getting over 300 viewers.
>>220204328nigger you're not doing shit either, otherwise you'd be dead or in prison. i'm not even that anon, i just hate hypocrites accusing others of doing nothing while they do nothing.
>>220204371fuck off saar poster. grammar nazi shit wasn't cool in 2012 and it isn't cool now.
>>220204333I like the sausage better cuz it's more meat even if it's a little more expensive
>>220204405Not trying to make fun of you, just interested in your thought process. I often see people do this and I'm just curious about what's going on inside their head.
>>220204378they were getting up to 500+ viewers when they were streaming at a decent hour. then it dropped to 300 when they started streaming late. i assume most fishtank fans are american and obviously neets can't donate or sub so they're making a retarded decision no matter how you look at it.
>>220204429They said they're trying to fix their sleep schedule.
>>220204386Gee I haven't done anything that's why idiots like him parrot shit I have said in the past just worse. Half the memes you idiots post here are shit I coined anoymously. You're just mad because I am right and you can't pretend to be smart and brave when you're being an uneducated pussy. Pot calling the kettle black eat your own shit and prove me wrong faggot I have grown my own food I have slaughtered chickens you can make your own fucking food, but you don't you sit online and whine at 4am about how life would be easier in the past when you live drowning in modern conveniences to the point of bordem and if you do try to do anything you will be corrected. If you're going to complain everything sucks do nothing to fix and listen to YouTube bullshit instead of doing it then parrot it to others you are the fucking problem nigger look in a mirror
I think twins are better off streaming separately, they get stunlocked by chat every fucking minute because there's always someone reading instead of focusing on whatever the activity is. The compulsive vaping and short attention span doesn't help either
>>220204433they still said they plan on streaming at night regardless
>>220204435Hopefully they get two controllers or a second keyboard and mouse soon they can utilize their gimmick of being two people to play more co-op or 1v1 games.
>>220204435They should follow Josie's example.
>>220204434>"i'm the source of memes" schizofuck off johnny, you failed your son and now he's going to wind up marrying some canadian-ukrainian whore.
>>220204444also because they prefer streaming when their mother is asleep
>>220204466Yes everyone is your e-daddys daddy go outside and do something pussy. Johnny was right about that the same way he was right about Jet until Jet did something make the show you fucking watch and obsess over
>>220203778I take his ear out.
>>220204434weird faggot
>>220204459They seem to hate co-op. The main problem with 1v1 is having 2 side by side streams is a bridge too far for them, the best they could probably do is emulation with 2 controllers.They are at their best 1v1 though, when they were playing that boxhead game and Bongo was getting madder and madder it was very funny.
>>220204232Nietzsche will remain the prophet of the next few centuries. The full force of his ideas hasn’t yet fully manifested. His visions are kernels of all promising future life. A new dawn.
how do we gaslight the twins into doing OF content together?
>>220204434
>>220204496Bongo is already up for it, Bingo isn't.
>>220204492Yea you can't refute shit spergo go be "well adjusted" whatever the junkie whore of the week stream is
Just want to say THANKS MIZZY for the reacts especially since the episodes are still behind a paywallLIFE IS MOTHERFUCKING MIZZY
>>220204002What the fuck does>Finding God Even meanMost christ-cucks are usually retarded pieces of shit
>>220204483Take a nap you mentally ill faggot. My dad wasn't a retarded junkie. Imagine running defense for some shithead addict.
>>220204503
Anything interesting happen today?
>>220204496i wish josie did OF
>>220204496Make them create a poll for it.
>>220204479not my problem anymore
>>220204524peak beth
>>220204520Fuck you could've fooled me broke stupid and in the fishtank thread at 5am watching a gay nigger spoon sober businessman activities.
Diamond doing a Fishtank-like show is the best outcome
My head hurts...
>>220204495Humanity will collectively experience an existential crisis and have to reach rock bottom before that new dawn. I'm more scared than hopeful.
>>220204550I sneezed and then i got a striking pain in my arm and head
>>220204550Take an advil"This post was sponsored by the Cameron Williams foundation"
>>220204545trvth tamahawk missle
>>220204537Beth if she was awesome
>>220204572New flu/covid going around. Make sure to smoke at least 3 cigarettes a day to kill it
>>220204495>>220204561he won't be recognized until israel accelerates all the middle eastern prophecies which fail to manifest, collapsing abrahamism
>>220204540Lay off the drugs mate, half your post is just schizophrenic bullshit that only makes sense to you.
>>220204589I only have tobacco and coffee flavor vape will that work
Who did he go to the bathroom on?
>>220203806yeah I'm starting to get a beer belly now it sux
>>220204625Mints (duh)
only $300
>>220204607>Post drug addict whore he orbits and calls others mentally ill Cope
Doc im watching it's pretty good https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andr%C3%A9_Is_an_Idiot
klaus is getting fat and old
>>220204524this body type makes no sense
>>220204620It helps, but smoke is better
>>220204669Show her big fat belly
>>220204524lol dude you missed out. There were gay guys kissing on Diamond's stream. It was crazy. haha
Does Klaus even post anymore feels like he is irrelevant now
>>220204670Nigger you're running defense for a useless piece of shit junkie that turned jet into the fuckhead he is today. Betty is peanuts in comparison.
>>220204676he's pregnant >>220204680
>>220204495Sounds like a fucking faggot lmao
>>220204669Can any of u Cali niggas take one for the team and pay Shadi a quick visit and report back to us?
>>220204694he fell off
Still laughing at Claire mentioning her therapist told her to stop talking about this. Imagine explaining to your therapist that you went on a show called Bitchtank and cheated on your boyfriend for a week with a guy named Jet Moxley Goodson and then all of this got leaked by a fat black prostitute named Shadi on a 4chan board named /bant/.
>>220204703To be fair, Nietzsche is pretty well known for being a mediocre poet.
>>220204691oh right, ben paid for it, ben paid that guy and burt to do thisother news, some whore for a few minutes and with only one screen cap of it
>>220204721i'd shell a bill out, but not even i'm pathetic enough to live in cali.
>>220204731talking to your therapist about 4chan is crazy work
>>220204678I think she's just fat but most of it goes to her ass
I'm making fried rice
Fuck Nietzsche Bukowski is the way i don't know why people want to act like intellectuals. Lets just get fucked up and have a good time.
>>220204754life denial
>>220204738Diamond knows a lot of prostitutes
>>220204731I've always wondered why Claire was always silent in the threads when Shadi was running defense for her, it seemed like they would be on the same team. Turns out Claire resents Shadi for exposing all of this in the first place lol. Really reveals how malicious whores are given that presumably claire would've been fine with being a cheating whore cumbunny as long as it wasn't exposed.
>>220204780Claire hates everyone It's pretty based
>>220204754Bukowski and Nietzsche aren't really equatable, you psued.
>>220204754That works until you realize that drugs and booze cost money
Bro lets be meta funny. I dunno just be funny?
>>220204750>>220204731Therapist is probably a woman and women will "sympathize" with literally anything, because 99% of women lack the backbone to tell you you're full of shit even when they hate your guts. It's why broads like direnc are loved, because they're a rare breed of women with a spine.
>>220204744Damn I might need to take a trip out to San Bernardino myself then
>>220204799Im saying one is a faggot and the other was a life maxxer. Have fun scum it up imagine partying with Nietzsche fuck that.
>>220204800they should be free
>>220204695You're mad because you are wrong and cannot refute it. Work on your daddy issues. Betty was getting beat and fucked in the ass by Fred what a month ago? That is the same shit Johnny did if you haven't realized. I am not defending Johnny I am openly pointing out what a faggot you are it is so obvious that yes a junkie failed performer can fucking see it yes. That should be your wake up call of what a stupid faggot you are. 5am watching a gay nigger spoon >sober businessman activities. You are on the tract to independence success and solving big issues like food logistics. God bless your father's patience for not killing you, but based on the way you argue like a female he probably just calls you honey and let Nintendo babysit you. That is your definition of quality.Johnny was right about weak men who seeth and do nothing like Jet until Jet did something that is the only thing he has been right about that and loving animals. You call that defending him that he was right about your specific type of character being bitch made? No it is an objective statement of how obvious your low IQ faggotry is which is why you can't stop replying. Make a show fuck a girl do anything except what you are doing now. Be better I know that statement makes you recoil like a Jew being asked to spare a dime.
>>220204152Thanks
>>220204780Anon her vids are literally>i acted like a whore, and it was ok, but then shadi leaked shit, and now i look like a whore to everyoneeven in her accusation vid, she's not even upset that she sucked off jet, just that everyone knows about it.
>>220204703Bringing up Stirner when people bring up Nietzsche is entry level contrarian behavior. Stirner's fine, and he did talk about individualism before Nietzsche did, but he has none of Nietzsche's breadth or depth.
>>220204780>>220204844also acting like backfire on shadi was smaller than what claire got
>>220204831>use betty as a meme image while calling you retarded>shift the entire focus onto said meme imageyou have no point. You're literally attacking an offhand meme image>>sober businessman activities. more schizo shit. I'm half inclined to believe this is the real johnny, given how drugged out and incoherent this shit is.have another betty you delirious faggot.
>>220204825I've doubt you've ever even read Bukowski, probably just vaguely aware of his degenerate lifestyle and find it "aesthetic". You just throw the name Bukowski around to sound erudite.
>>220204844also that's why she's equally mad at letty because she "made" her wear the maid outfit and that also made her look like a whore to everyone
>binx and red binx are in NYClol, i can get be near times square in less than an hour. do i stream snipe
>>220204825Nietzsche was not about pessimism at all and he literally coined "life denial" don't speak on things you haven't read, pick up a book
It's crazy how easily people sucked into fishtank's orbit. Diamond was on it for less than 30 minutes and now it's her whole personality.
>>220204903nigger nina manifested claire being a whore
>>220204913nah who cares about them
>>220204914Only book ive read was the mde book that's enough reading for me
>>220204914>pick up a bookfuck books. why read a book when we have the internet?
>>220204913Why would you ever want to be near either of them?
>>220204913Let them be irrelevant.
In the twitch world 24 hour streams without sleep are usually a punishmentThe last 16 hours of pet simulator slop will kill the twins for good
Nigga talking about books if you can't say it in a tweet its 2 long
>>220204872Nigger you have how many pictures of this woman saved it is fucking simping not a meme do you hear the cope you are spitting? Yes Betty the viral meme like Pepe the frog. You can't refute anything and you can't stop replying. I guess your dad really didn't give you that much attention or the ladies based on what you're doing now. Your actions are a reflection of your character. Be better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9N1ZRZKMV8
SimpjokMaecuck
>>220204913Honestly, Binx would welcome it, because it'd have a chance to be clipped and shared around to get eyes on her. Let her fall back into obscurity.
>>220204825Nietzsche was the youngest professor of classics in history (at a time when classics was one of the most competitive fields), volunteered for the Prussian military, and kept promoting a life-affirming philosophy even when he got sick and went insane. Bukowski was an alcoholic who wrote mediocre poetry. If you want life-affirming poetry at least read Byron or something.
>>220204913If you do find another guy to randomly show up and act like he knows Binx from escort back pages or something (that was a good bit during s3 RV arc)
>>220204961>shifting the entire thing to betty postinglel, get fucked retard. All it took was a jaypeg of some streamer broad to derail your schizophrenic shit.>You can't refute anythingJet's entire existence is a refutation to this shit. He's what happens when some schizo junkie spawns a son.
Wow this place fucking SUCKS off-season
btw now it is completealso i skipped one girl that was short and visible for like 4 seconds, she was there but not interesting enough in my opinion
>>220203732Put a Charli on.
>>220205003it's just bitter kiwifarms women and homos for the most part, everyone else fucked off.
>>220204979No im saying drinking and beating women is cool being some faggot smarty pants is not.
>>220204731>Hmmmm I see Claudia. And you met up with Vincent Gallo the actor? Oh, Vincent Gallo Respecter. And who is that again?Oh he's a 4chan user? He uses the "bant" reddit? Board? What's the difference? Ah okay, on 4chan they're called boards. I see now. Tell me more Claudia.
>>220205009Thank u for ur service o7
Theres no way these two aren't related...
>>220205041not every retard is related
>>220205041Cryos dad was a hoe
>>220205046they at least look like they go to the same synagogue
>>220205015She was so cute when she was 15
>>220205002Yes keep coping in reddit speak and posting a junkie who gets beat up for attention while seething about junkies? No wonder nobody takes you seriously. You have parasocial obsessions, are stupid, make poor arguments,daddy issues and of course no money no bitches. This is probably the most stimulating interaction you have had since the last time you did some turbo orbit shit. You're watching that sons spinoff about a gay nigger kissing a dude who is just like you and you just keep pushing that out and coping. You keep doing this with everything in your life it is what lead you to here. Seething about some old junkie, simping for a young one, that you found from being parasocial with the old junkies fetal alcohol baby yes! Mirror nigga
>>220205016I've been watching since s1 day 1 and never stuck around after the show to see what the threads were like. I'll come back once bg2 or s6 rolls around. I guess everyone can have fun talking about e-whores and other people I've never heard of in the meantime.
How does a beautiful 8/10 like Bongo even end up attracted to fat guys?
Cryo please save us!!!
>>220205017Then why not Hemingway or Mailer?
>>220205053Trvke
Why did the Crazy Gang give up?
>>220205089Shit got too crazy for them
>>220205089They realized the audience would rather watch a gay nigger rape people than watch them advance the culture by having an autistic guy drift with black dudes.
>>220205061>muh reddit>immediately jumps into daddy issuesthe jokes write themselves>that sons spinoff about a gay nigger kissing a dudewhat does it say about jet that his spinoff is just a bunch of gay vaguely rape bullshit?>still seething about the betty'slel. the bettyposting will continue.
>fishtank and MDE crew larp about being against degeneracy and being good lil christfags>love doing whippets and getting girl contestants into drugs to get the lay from them>everything to do with fishtank is just greed ie season pass, paying to use tts etc>get butthurt when their ego gets damaged>larping as Christians when its convenient ie Sam being asked what his favorite Bible verse and not being able to name one, Sam saying fuck poor people very Christlike
>>220205065Sorry I have moved on to other ventures. Still lurk
deleted my s5 folder
>>220205141holy tsar bomba trvth nvke
>>220205149Why? S5 was kino
>>220205141uhhhhh you're being a bit of a slave-moralityfag out of my ear please
>>220205141Jet and Ben don’t really push the Christian LARP. That’s more of a Sam and Mints thing.
>>220205141uhh MDEsisters????
Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a Negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.
>>220205198you now remember Ben sperging out at Beth for being satanic.>inb4 "it was a bit"
who's this Alex Stein girl is she hot
>>220205138We get it you're a simpleton with a foot fetish who is too much of a wuss to pull a girl like that despite all it would take is a bag of Benzos a pack of cigarettes if you weren't such a bad conversationalist. Just memes though not fetish content from your goon brain. Your wiring is fucked dude. Yes you can't refute anything and default into posting a woman you orbits fetish content and irony posting about junkies when you orbit pic related the girl who is known entirely for that behavior because you think you might get a scrap of attention. You should be more like your girl at least she can have fun sucking off Fred sometimes between her obsessing over internet bullshit. >My dad wasn't a retarded junkie. Oh was I get the fatherless orbiter behavior now it didn't really click that your daddy died until you kept spewing bitch dialogues
>>220205141I haven't really seen Jet and Ben doing the Christian thing, except when they banned 666 because they likely didn't want to upset Daddy Sam. They're more like the Manson Family or whatever other power tripping family cult out there.
>>220205210It was a bit. Do you also think Ben was being genuine when he yelled at Emma for making street shit jokes to Antara?
>>220205224Oops forgot the image all it takes is googling Betty fishtank nudes Betty fishtank doing drugs Betty fishtank getting beaten. It's all she's known for
>Abi's Jetcuck pimp has her addicted to Xanax grim chat
>>220205237Reminder people here would mald when you would call her a mid nigger loving whore. These same people just find a new orbit eventually they never learn
Are you guys excited for the gay people kissing each other stream today?
>chip shaved his face for Letty remember when Ninacord kept trying to deny their relationship L000000L
>>220205263Bingo and bongo might kiss but they aren't gay
Aryeh and Wrench at it again
>>220205141Forgot>made to look like a dumb gorrila who couldn't overpower an old man despite being on roids on the Harland show
Hey I’m tryin to get my gay penis sucked ova here!
>>220205277They’re probably gay or at least bi.
So theyre still in Miami but not streaming? What is this shit?
>>220205063
>>220205263Yes it is so based fuck Jet Neptune and making jackass fused with the real world that is unc boomer shit I want more gay nigger kissing with my self insert :3
Top 3 freeloaders of all time1. Blane2. Letty (S4)3. Jobe
>>220204019>a crazy exchange on this very boardwhat exchange?
>>220205279Clint Eastwood will live forever
>>220205224homie, you're writing schizophrenic short novels that make no sense. I'm barely picking bits out to make fun of you with. If you're not the real johnny, you're doing a good job of impersonating him.>muh orbitingi literally said, i posted her for shits and giggles, but you flew into a tard rage over it, so i'm going to keep posting her. I don't give a fuck about e-girls.>>My dad wasn't a retarded junkie. >replying to some shit i said several posts agoYeah, i was fortunate enough to not have a fucking retard for a father.
>>220205263Sure, why not. Fishtank isnt doing jackshit anyways.
>>220203891>>220204310>>220204126This guy was the PERFECT strawman of a Jet Hater, where it's a S4 tourist faggot who only uses twitter and specifically not /ftl/. He wouldn't claire post, ellie highschool post, hack_blastard, NOTHING. He was so extraordinarily fake and not indicative of what Jet haters are at all.
>Shadi trying to hold on to whatever relevancy she can in Fishtank with leaked texts from using Abi like a plaything>Meanwhile, she's prostituting herself out at cheap rates to buy McDonalds Bitchtank has had the grimmest outcome ever
>>220205307I feel bad about Blane I was the main mommyposter and I feel like it all went to his head and I’m to blame for his insane hubris and fall off leading to nobody liking him now
>>220205287I remember the episode of Jackass where they drove for an hour to buy Balenciaga for a fat Jew and then drove to a beach and sat there staring at their phones.
Gay people and the homeless are still more entertaining than whatever the fuck modern fishtank is
Better contestants than NinaBurtAlex BColeJonJosieTJBashirDrakeTwinsFreddyDirencSummer
>>220204038>>220204669>actually paying 300Shadi offers QV also known as quick visits for $100 no reason to pay the full amount
gorilla nest
>>220205325Real Jet haters are just that guy but they read /ftl/ and have been watching since season 1.
>>220205063low self esteem and daddy issues
>Abi's bf is a Kayden (gay zoomer name)I was calling him Kevin lol
>>220205332Yea his name was Jeff Tremaine. Once again showing that low IQ replying to everything
>>220205340truuuuue
>>220205331Nah its not on you he was a faggot who coasted on the twins. Vimp thinks she is a fish too.
>>220205311 Search Sam's trip love I think December 2024
>>220205331As someone who only watched the twins I can assure you he was always an egotistical asshole. He definitely gained more of an ego afterwards since he was temporarily a /ftl/ darling by people who only watch directors but he was always heading for a fall off as more people got exposed to his true character.
>>220205212Listen I think it's good to be skeptical of women who blurt out accusations out of nowhere. But when there is such an obvious pattern of behavior with someone like Jet, and Claire's story has remained the same over almost 2 years, I think it's good to encourage that person to put it into a coherent video and send it out.
>>220205351Letty just wants some bush, be nice to her.
>>220205351>Accuses Letty of what she's already been doingNarcissistic projection, as usual
>>220205285Jet and co. needed a vibe repair week off screen to handle all the insane driving nontent they brought us in the off-season Miami trip
>jet finally gets a rape accusation>no one gives a shit 2 days later
>>220205331>Blanenigga dropped off a fucking cliff. He hasn't been relevent in weeks at this point.
>>220204509
>>220205315>I don't give a fuck about e girls >Keeps posting images from a folder dedicated to an egirl >Can't stop talking about daddy >Can't make a post worth reading
>>220205375Claudia quickly lost all goodwill by saying she deleted all evidence and the daily drunk streams.
>>220205348A real Jet hater would have a sheet with bullet points and could explain parts of Jet's habits in detail. He would not be afraid about DECLARING that he raped Claire, or that Ellie was 17 when Jet started messaging her, etc. That roses guy was a PRE-RAPED faggot who was the most perfect milquetoast stand-in for a "Jet hater."
>gossip>gossip>even more gossipStraight up the worst threads on /tv/.
>>220205344This shadi is a 100 dollar motel prostitute shes been streaming from the same motel room for over a week
>>220205375Reminder that Jet flew in Mr naked after he got accused of making Beth a cumbunny.
>>220205375The chick quickly proved she's scum too. I don't even follow this /bant/ garbage most of the time.
>>220205375We tried it 6 months ago with Shadi and nobody bated an eyelid.
>>220205380we all assumed they would be playing that tranime game together on stream but no one wanted to buy it and Blane is too poor to gift 3 copies so they all just watched him play by himself lol
>>220205375>>220205389It's cause these real braindead women have a real aversion to sitting down, gathering all their thoughts, putting it into a timeline and something coherent, and doing a video. I completely believe them, but they are doing so much irreparable damage to their stories that I almost believe Jet is paying them somehow.
>>220205375Claudia and Shadi are eternal jobbers
>>220205315Goddamnit /bant/ fags really do think this is normal from being in a bubble. Is Jet still paying for this thread? Time to send all of you back. You are an insane simp who has an irrational hatred of people online you have never met.
>>220205388>arguing on /ftl/>surprised i have bitty pics>throwing a bitchfit over bittypicsPictures of beauty drive the evil into fits of rage.>can't stop talking about daddylmao, you're the one droning on about that.
shadi shaggersclaire coomersabi analizers
>>220204680>$100 motel prostitute
>>220205396Yeah gone are the halcyon days of /tv/ of feet and jailbait you fucking mongol
>Leaking personal conversations for minor 4chan cloutBad person alert
>>220205375you love to see it
>>220205426You could always go back to your marvel threads or spamming another unfunny joker rape thread. I'm not new to /tv/, i know full well this place is trash to begin with. Complaining about /ftl/ threads is like walking into a crack den and complaining about the upholstery.
>>220205416lmao fucking grim
Betty is our little sister and is not a prostitute or rimmed Jet which is more than most.
I am the lore keeper of bliccy’s crypto website streams
>>220205396*best
>>220205416lol what game
>>220205456Betty is too psycho for jet. He expected a cumbunny and instead he got a tornado on roller skates.
>>220205457how many were there and were they worth watching?
>>220205465Tales of Symphonia
IcePoseidontankheh fuck it dood
>>220204561Do not despair frend, you have to remain strong and steady during the times you're born into and must see to the end, your planted seeds taking over the ivy-grown ruins with its roots, foliage and pretty flowers. The victory of life is the meaning of the world.
Nina
>>220205417And now with Shadi revealed as a prostitute and that's all she talks about, I do agree with you.
>>220205454/ftl/ is the equivalent of a genital wart right on the clit of an venereal infested gash (/tv/).
I wanna kiss and hold bongo so bad bros
>>220205455>>220205465Tales of Symphonia
The gay guys on Diamond's stream are awake.
Tayleigh riding Bashir's ginger Muslim cock
>>220205487>She fucked Jet too bruh
>>220205427Half of your posts are seething about junkies. You obsess over that one because she is a hecking beautiful girl. If you're not Betty posting herself this shit is embarrassing. Pic related hit that shit in everyway. You really wanna own me go dump over 1,000 dollars on your girl show you aren't a broke dumbass Fishtank makes that amount of money in like 5 mins. You can't though you can't take her on a date you just keep posting her pictures acting like anyone cares yes I am offended by titties and vag the horror! I get it now you're just seething about junkies because you got cucked by one the same reason you hate Jet. Fuck I'd be mad too if I got no pussy and got cucked by dudes like that
>>220205465>>220205478>>220205499In 2026? Why can't he just do something like Vermintide or Left 4 Dead? No one is going to want to play a 100+ hour anime game. What a retard.
>>220205493Bongo is for rearing a dozen kids in a peasant hovel, not molesting.
>>220205517Blane is a weeb retard.
>>220205499why didnt they just play a friendslop game? 100x more content than that shit
>>220205506Of course you are watching waiting for the homosexuals to wake up >Gay show
When did Fishtank die?
>>220205512>>220205487How has this dumb bitch not put together a timeline and made a video yet? It's honestly driving me nuts.
>>220205329did shadi say anything notable in her stream? why isn't she going on diamondtank
>>220205532Bitchtank
i stand with jezza
>>220205456Lol
>>220205532This exact moment here. You can even see it on Sam's face.
>>220205361idk sam hyde's tripcode does someone have it? ;_;
>>220205456Betty you're not Nifty stop acting like you matter.
>>220205554You can see it on Sam's hair.
>>220205517>>220205524It'd be so easy to just play Recruit difficulty Vermintide and they'd have fun.
I miss nifty
>>220205538youre very fucking annoying, will
I just hope Steinful has a wonderful day :)
>>220205516>entire argument hinges on me being an actual betty simpIt's fucking hilarious how much these images rock your shit. You never even addressed any of the other shit i said. Just fucking rambled and seethed over bitty.
>>220203995Who is Kayla?
>>220205576I go by bill here
>>220205576Will was saying they should get Bex like a retard. Bex said she will never do anything ever again.
Jet Neptune and Ben Taylor are using company money to fund their florida vacation; and its not even part of the show. I think that is illegal
Is Frank an actual veteran?
Pray for:Haley WaidAndrew McGovernCaroline KinneyStephen Bernard
> source: abi said
fun back and forth, not sure i know what it's about though
>>2202055943 tours in iraq7 purple hearts2 bronze stars
>>220205237That wasn't her pimp unemployed. That was Letty. In the text when she talks about the cops passing by while they were drawing she's referring to the stream Letty did in pic related.>>220205272Also checks out becasue she doesn't like beards.
>>220205598If it's put into a video instead of vague posting for 2 years, people have to address it. That's why Jet had to finally say something about Claire.
>>220205594A veteran of taking it in the ass
>>220205456yeah but she wanted to lol (bad betty)
>>220205616You better show some god damned respect for our troops.
>>220205617She’s so nasty, easily the worst Angie to ever be featured on Fishtank.
>>220205617dis foto is crayze bro
>>220205532
>>220205598cope lettycord
>>220205617yo daz craezee bro
>>220205598Yeah ummm steinful said some stuff to me that's definitely evidence of anything but ummm I don't wanna say he said he'd be mad but yeah I have more evidence that's definitely true and is gonna get me 4 more seconds of attention, also frank said some stuff so like that's why he wasn't on s5>meanwhile frank was begging to go on and then threw a pissy fit and decided not to when he finally got asked
>>220205617I hate streamstars so much
>>220205532when cole quit
>>220205617nasty little gremlin, bet she eats unwashed hairy man ass with little to no hesitation.
>>220205617Easier to fuck than Shadi. You don't even need to pay, you just need to make ceviche
>>220205644These idiots are ruining the whole thing. Why is this all such a foreign concept to them? It MUST be videos or no one ever has to address it.
>>220205617>>220205633>every girl named Angie is a ho Interesting
>>220205417i believe tht unironically jet or someone is paying but shadi and claire seem broke so i guess that disproves it
>>220205584You know what confident people always do when they tell a good joke. Talk about how hilarious things are because everyone is laughing. I addressed everything you said you could not refute anything so you cried schizo drugs whatever bullshit you have learned from people who have bothered to engage with your illness instead of ignore you. You just started spamming fetish content because that is your default you masturbate when you can't handle a situation you also are prideful and can't admit you are wrong which is why your life is where it is. Everything leads to this moment the lesson you take is up to you. (You will masturbate in stress over an anonymousinternet conversation internalize it adjust your posts and then do it again tomorrow) Again sorry you got e-cucked by a junkie, but you really shouldn't trip so hard over this internet shit little sis
>>220205517The voice acting was kind of funny but yeah what was his plan? Did he think he could rope them in for 60 streams to beat the game?
hapa angie is a good woman
>>220205660Holy FUCK william just make the video yourself you faggot
>>220205669You mean Ben's cvmbvnny?
>>220205665Like I seriously can't think of a worse type of game to try and encourage people to play with you besides anime games. Round based games like Overwatch or Marvel Rivals would be better. Actually, Blane loves Rivals so I don't get why he didn't do that.
>>220205617do you wahnt to come on de tits or de fayce bro
>>220205642abi is your holy grail now good one
who is willshreck88?
who's William
>>220205617Mids like this are always the biggest hoes
>>220205674William said they should get Bex. Bex will never do anything again. So William is retarded. I am not William.
>>220205664
>>220205693Fax
>>220205680James Drake is actually pretty good at Fortnite too since he plays it all the time with his sister and nephew. Even that would be better.
>>220205676she didn’t let him hit
>>220205517>>220205665>>220205680Blane has an ego, and to have him be the main focus of the game for most of the stream is something that would appeal to him. It's the Blane show with a supporting cast of characters who are secondary.
>>220205651Cole is a faggot quiter no spine he is essentially a women
>>220205664>get accused of seething over betty>half of the refutation is just some random shit about betty being fetish shitnigger stop outing yourself. betty isn't even fetish shit even if you are beating off to her. you're just outing yourself. fucking lol.Sorry you ripped one out to betty pics and felt ashamed about it afterwards.
>>22020564151/50
>>220205716Nina said "he shouldn't have been so mean" after he was kicked. Nina got him kicked.
>>220205728Letty W
>>220203995WHO IS KAYLA?
>>220205738I can't believe Shane Gillis is a Jethead
>>220205651He was kicked
>>220205693You don't talk about her that way.
>>220205716I seriously do think it's interesting how easy it would be to control the narrative of what has happened in all of Fishtank, as it is solely up to the user to clip moments / chats / IG stories / posts and images that will be quickly lost to time.
>>220205685both
>Burt eating hours old left out pastaThere's so much wrong with this nigger
>>220205728how forgotten is the fact that she also said that her account was hacked just before deactivating her socials? I believe in the theory that Jet was dramafarming with her account and it backfired
>>220205532What's the appeal of Sam Hyde in the first place?
>>220205767The account was suddenly hacked when Cole started blurting out Nina? I mean come on. "Pack your shit, your replacement is here" is very very clear.
>>220205775at this point, nostalgia
extra mega forgotten s2 lore: sylvia also claimed that her ftl account was hacked and deactivated her socials after letty
Cole was kicked. Nina’s fault.
>>220205764i've eaten take-out left out overnight. as long as it isn't chicken it's fine.
>>220205731claire is lk hot
post obscure ftl historical facts
S5 feels more memory holed than S4 and that didn’t even finish
>>220205815they tried to do this shit in a regular neighbourhood.
>>220205660How do you make a video on what is just a handful of dms you have, majority of which are with random orbiters who have never even been around ben or jet, and explicitly say not to include them or what they said (because it's a lie and they don't want to get sued)
>>220205819S5 was nontent, most boring season
Nina's beauty is inspirational... <3
>>220205815
>>220205832
satanic nina grooming dqueen of hell
>>220205815there was a girl in a season bts video helping jet paint the wall in the dog room and her face was blurred and we don’t know her identity
I Can See Clearly Now
james drake lore https://youtu.be/Ex-8HkWF2z0?si=zX1Tc87eIBH0FQMM&t=1408>made friends with stiffler from american pie and got into one of his movies >got canceled in highschool for making straight pride t shirts
Keep thinking about Bingo’s small yet saggy breasts swelling with milk after she gets knocked up by Luke
>>220205815liquid cole
>>220205828You have a timeline, and you have the "evidence." You simply go through it like that, while providing context. If someone is seen as having some authority, such as a contestant in a "tell all," it will need to be addressed. This is why Jet had to address the Claire stuff finally. If they've just been lying the whole time and everything is fake, then yeah it's fucked. Also, who gives a fuck if the girls have asked for their stuff to not be told? More important to punish Jet and stop the pattern of behavior.
Will Jon ever be let back on?
>>220205836>s3 is the wireholy shit
>>220205836>s3 is the wireWhat the flip?
>>220205864>>220205865:^)
>>220205829>half the cast walked early>producers clearly had a preference for the eventual winner >had to bring in people from previous seasons to carry the season>cast and freeloaders regularly engaging in gay meta talk about the show>host was a 46-year-old burnout who was barely around the house itself was the only thing redeemable about S5
>>220205815>Ben removed a hammer on a desk during Bitchtank right after /ftl/ started posting about it and how one of the whores was going to use it on another>Then there was a moment where Chip was seething at the camera in an indirect call out to /ftl/ when we shit on Jet for fucking up the rigging of the rose challenge >The S1 willy wonka ending was ripped straight from these threads>S5 plane crash acting challenge and "bottle episode" concept was ripped straight from discussions /ftl/ was having
Fishtank streamers dont understand streaming content at all, its weirdThey all individually come to the conclusion that the key to success is longplaying dead rpg games
there actually was metal in the wood
so this jet hater is basically a plant recruited from the letty cord?
>>220205882Don't act like people won't be praising S5 and calling it "comfy", "underrated", "wholesome", "best cast" etc once season 6 comes around.
ANY BOY CAN THREAT VIOLENCE AND SUCKERPUNCH A DRUNK OFF THE GLOVE TAP, BUT IT TAKES A REAL MAN TO CLEAN UP FISHTANK'S REPUTATION BY JUST LAUGHING IT OFFLANDON BAILED OUT THAT BITCH FAGGOT BEN BY PLAYING IT OFFHE ALSO WORKED A REAL JOB BEFORE COMING ON THE SHOW, BEN HAS NEVER CONTRIBUTED TO SOCIETYBEN WAS LIFEMOGGED AND CHARACTERMOGGED BY AN AUTISTIC JANNYAnyways I have never watched any of the offseason stuff, what's coming up? When is estanque?I won't watch Jet's gay adventures with Clavicular or whatever
>>220205815I specifically don't want it to be forgotten that Jet was in /ftl/ when this attached image was posted, making fun of Jet for having really shit fishtoys compared to El Estanque. Jet rushed upstairs with a leafblower and turned it on. He then asked "IS THIS INTERESTING??" and was fuming.
>>220205894William "The Timeline" Shreck
>>220205894it's one of bezos fag friends, still working with jet though
>>220205853no one cares
>>220203778Swerve and accelerate.
>>220205901we're all awaiting the next claire stream
>>220205894Almost 100% obvious that he's either bezo's friend or someone from ninacord. He refused to say anything about Jet that is actually important. Just the perfect strawman.
>>220205864>>220205865lmaoooo
>>220205900That’s just the nature of all internet discussion. For as bad as S5 was you still see a lot of people praising it with KF calling it the best season.
>>220205853>>got canceled in highschool for making straight pride t shirtsthis story ended up being nothing more than james praising gay people for 30 minutes straight trying to prove he's not homophobic
>>220205815>the quartering got punched by sam outside the s1 househttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777639263706240.mp4
>>220205905He means the dozen roses guy.
>>220205937>John Goldstriker
>>220205900>praising S5 and calling it "comfy", "underrated", "wholesome", "best cast"i already say this, just not the underrated part because it's early to say that
>>220203979What's weird is he was mad when Bashir got eliminated so he doesn't even want to see the twins shit and piss their pantsNo he or Bam SPECIFICALLY wanted to see Bashir and/or James Drake shit and piss their pants.And it was also important to have Burt shit on Alex B's stuff and smear and throw it around."Hmm, okay, Interesting."
Finnish fishtank starts in 15 minuteshttps://kick.com/pact
>>220205713why notis she asexual
>>220205815No.
>>220205900I'm already doing that. Even in spite of the meta faggotry and callback niggers, it was funny as hell seeing the fish form a brigade against production while vibing together.If production weren't a bunch of cowards they would have leaned into it and tried to wage war against them instead of playing fun police and directly telling everyone they have to break it up and attack eachother.
>>220205965do they speak english?
>>220205965>sub only chatLame. Won't watch then if I can't shitpost.
>>220205845Jet said it was his girlfriend
>>220205815Bliccy's toenail, a fishtank relic
>>220205976Was OF even a thing back in 01?
>>220205906I just have an instinct when someone like Bezo is around I know they need to be removed for the safety of the collective. Snakey homosexuals cause most of the worlds problems useless eaters who do not reproduce
>>220205977Agreed. S5 was good shit. Jet getting his shit rocked by the gayest dude in the house is probably the best moment in Fishtank history, right up there with Sam kicking the TV and scaring the shit out of the fish in S3
>>220205882Landon had an entertaining arc of coming out of his shell, getting too big for his boots, and then begging a chick to kiss him followed by getting mindraped by dumbgay. The problem is that he was too dumb to remember any of it the next norming and just went back to his default setting, if he had remained the psycho screaming about how everyone is lying to him and he doesn't understand why and then got kicked for destroying the goo his arc would've been perfect.Bashir's arc was cut short by sheer wigger incompetence and really ended when he clocked out of the goo room, until that point it was a winding road of entertaining content and whining culminating in him letting go of all worldly possessions and dedicating himself to the goo. He could've gone further, but again, wigger incompetence.Nobody else had anything going on. Drake could've been good if half the cast didn't walk and he had competition.
>>220205977>>220206005Yeah but anything good that happened was directly in spite of Jet. We can't rely on sheer chance every time Jet is around, make exceptionally obvious by this Miami shit.
>>220205919>>220205894ninaseethers are fucking RETARDED
>>220205977Friendtank vs the wiggers was kino. Diamond leaving early was lame in hindsight, but it was worth it to see Jet seething right after.
How did Cryokeen end up in this situation?
>>220206005Even Laura's annoying retard "feminist" routine couldn't get me to like JD, it only made me hate her even more than him.But for a solid three second period in that fight I actually like JD every time I watch it.Jet really should box more fish. Next time he should pick someone smaller than him so it's more humiliating when he still loses.Maybe he can roid out like Sam along with the ozempic.
>>220206019Roses is a S4 tourist who only uses twitter and doesn't use /ftl/ or speak on anti-Jet stuff at all. Makes perfect sense he is a great controlled plant from ninacord or just some dude. Ain't real.
>>220205815Jet started a secret discord server called "Top Secret Fishtank" after Season 1 and it never had more than 15 people
>>220205995social media wasn't even a thing back thenamateur porn has existed since the beginning however
>>220205995This is why we can't talk lore stupid
>>220206032One Rachel ever is enough
>>220206041slit your wrists
>>220206018yeah all the problems with s5 were jet's fault, but the cast managed to still make an entertaining season given what little they had to work with. would probably have been the best season if jet put forth even a modicum of effort and didn't spend the whole season trying to spite the audience like the petty bitch he is.
Jet should have boxed Bingo
>>220206055Mad cause everyone figured out he's not a real Jet hater instantly?
where is the show
Why did they collect everyone's voice, dna, and blood in S3 and then collect everyone's ear wax in S5?
>>220206034Ozempic makes you gay. Same reason Jet was donating to the Burt kissing
>>220206070
>>220206077EAROUTLITERALLY
>>220206058Bingo would have went feral and laid him out while he flayed like a 6 year old trying to fight back against his older brother.
>>220206067This is true. Roses is a plant Jet wouldn't be going back and forth with dude. It's just Bezo two why does Jet have such an obsession with homosexuals
>>220206070vibe repairing
>>220206077The S3 thing was some ancestry thing they were going to do, I think? They forgot about it, I guess? I have no idea what the fuck the earwax thing was about, other than it was Bam's weird fetish or something.
Tried watching s2So far it's worse than s1, s4, and s5Might drop it
I haven't done anything all morning I feel like shit I want to kill myself
>>220205815Oliver drank his own milk puke
>>220206101s2 starts out slow but is easily the most chaotic, darkest and disturbing season out of all of them. some parts will have you questioning just how ethical it is to be watching and actually enjoying what you're seeing. kinda like the goo wrestling in s5 but worse and more frequent.
>>220206101Episodes are awful season 1 and 2 had to be seen live to get the experience. We didn't start getting good recaps until season 3 which tend to serve as a better episode format. It is a shame because all of season 1 and 2 were archived it was a massive amount of storage though so everyone got tired of hosting it and now I assume it is lost unless someone has it all on a private server they never want to publish for some weird collection obsession
>>220206077It was a fetish thing for both.
>>220206000i wish she posted more than twice a month
>>220206101Like you found an archive of the Live or you mean recaps or the eps?
burt awake
>>220206121not a tayleigh fan but the shit they put her through was straight demonic
why am i here? i hate the show, i hate the contestants, i hate the producers, i hate the viewers, i hate myself for watching, it's boring, it's stupid, it's evil, and it's not even on!
>>220206147no they didn't lol Tayleigh just complained that much
>>220206150Do something else then, go play a video game or go walk and get some fresh air.
Jeremy. Ralphie. Amir. Chip. Matt. Jet. David. Abi.
>>220206150You're here because you hate yourself most of all.
Landon was the only S5 fish who actually experienced Fishtank
>>220206151idk, her licking frank's disgusting boot just to have him choose trish over her and also making her shave her head after they'd already decided they were gonna kick her was some dark shit. frank also assaulted the fuck out of her during the baby challenge.
>>220206147Other than Frank, most of the shit she "went through" was from her own paranoia, like punching Trish or crying rape over her panties.
>>220206150get a hobby
>>220206147Tayleigh's "torment" was in her own head
>>220206090In fact, since he "started watching" in S4, it actually makes sense this was a long term plant thing, so that Jet can import him whenever heat is high, and burn the jet hater effigy. I wish Frank would go mask off.
>>220206177She was retarded for actually licking his boot lol
MUH PANTIESMUH CRICKETSMUH DADDY
It was the best cast.
>>220206200unironically, we were robbed of the best season
S5 was the first objectively good cast in Fishtank history, not a single dud except for Bezos.
it’s weird to me how under-clipped season 5 is considering they were literally paying people to do it… i can’t find blaine screaming at suzy or even ben saying nigger shit wars
>>220206200Man if Jin had been able to stick around, would have been good. Direnc and Freddy were super luck tour-de-force fish. Wasted.
>>220206200>>220206212>2 entertaining contestantsretard it was the worst cast
>>220206121S2 started out strong and very schizo and they made it veryy clear they hated dall the fish and it was heck house so anyone not retarded just quit
>>220206200Lose Angie and Ellie and replace them and it would have been the best
>>220206218>emma>charity>jd>bezocome on dude
>>220206200freddy and direnc were the only standouts. daniel had a strong start but turned into a crybaby bitch after he received the letter from his brother. seth was nontent personified. jin got kicked too early to get any kind of real read on and rachel was only good for her crashouts and the relentless tts farming
>>220206200only had 3 good fish
https://www.instagram.com/p/DXxHmUhhDgs/
>>220206200I forgot how bad this cast was. Freddy and Direnc were the only good ones.
>>220206223>Ricky>freeloader Bam>Nick Fuentes was scheduled S4 would have been the GOAT if it played out
>>220206101Fax
S2 is the season everyone hated when it aired but now over time have grown to appreciate as probably one of the stronger seasons
>>220206260Same is going to happen with S5. It’ll have a stronger legacy than S2 in due time.
>>220206150I don't know sorry
What is Nina doing today?
>>220206260same thing is going to happen to S5
>>220206256>>220206212So was it literally impossible to do Fishtank up in Rhode Island or did Jet seriously not do the proper legal paperwork?
S1 was badS2 was goodS3 was badS4 was goodS5 was badS6 will be good
>>220206200is top right supposed to be Jin cel?
>>220206268false nuke
OFFICIAL SEASON TIER LIST>S TierS2>A TierS5S1>B TierS3>C TierS4
>>220206283S3 should be split into parts. 2/3 of the show was ruined by Jet not having any direction or providing goals. He had 2 things planned in the Fishtank part and that's it.
>>220206260The edits fooled a lot of people
>>220206260>now over time have grown to appreciate as probably one of the stronger seasonsYeah, by newfags and /bant/ retards. It'll always remain shit.
>>220205715can ya blane him?
>>220206278Jet didn't bother with legal paperwork, they were winging it like they did in season 1, but this time it didn't work.
Bitchtank > S2 > S5 > S4 > S1 > Bloodgames > S3
>>220206260Memory and the episodes has allowed people to forget that TJ would sit in a room, have TTS spammed at him for 3 hours telling him to do something, get up and go to Tayleigh, be told to fuck off, and then go back to the TTS spam. This happened for about 15 days straight.
>>220206297s2 is the S until cole leaves then it's Cs5 and s1 were more consistents3 had probably the highest highs but the worst downtime and fell apart after the reveal
>>220206070mogged by cryolean and burt's buttfucking
>>220206300s3 was just too ambitious for its own good and showed just how easily things could go south by just a few hiccups during a 24/7 livestream
>>220206324So why'd they leave Rhode Island at all then? Just do the legal paperwork right?
>>220206260S2 was goated until Cole was kicked, and then a fucking mess until the final which was entertaining if pointless. All of the great S5 moments will be lost to time, Dumbgay keeping Vimp and Landon up all night was incredible, but it was longform content and most people tuned out after the kiss baiting which was just the start. The whole goo room saga could only ever be experienced live.
>>220206243james "james drake" drake going on el estanque just to call jet a nigger in spanish
>>220206331TJ worship happened because there was literally nobody interesting left to root for. God, that was a dire final four.
>>220206333when they did the famous house 2 bit, s3 views were back to what they were in the beginning, but it didn't last long of course because Sam Hyde sperged out
>>220206164That list is much longer.
burt is chubbed
>>220206338I don't agree at all. Famous House part worked absolutely perfectly as a test run. About 7 people seriously believed they were on a real reality show. The only issue was how the show was *supposed* to go after the reveal. If they really took the time to figure out how S3's style should work, it could be the height of the fishtank concept.
>>220206353Famous House 2 is one of history's greatest what ifs.
>>220206346it doesn't help that the only recapper that's easily available to watch, cucumberfeet, skimmed over everything that wasn't bashir related and left out alot of the production crash outs. nobody is going to watch AB because she stopped uploading on youtube halfway through even though she covered more.
>>220206333The Fishtank part of S3 was good, it wasn’t until the cleaning week leading to FH2.0 that it fell apart.
>>220206344>Just do the legal paperwork right?It's not that easy, I don't know their situation, but I'm guessing it's about politics and people in the local government holding personal grudges against the wiggers. It happens.
>>220206376in my head it was literally like 2 days all I remember from it is the frank hassle stuff and the simbal/burt thing in the cell then it was just cleaning for 2 weeks
>>220206367by ambitious i mean having the two twists in the first place. the famous house to fishtank reveal was the highlight, but once they tried to bring in famous house 2.0, everything fell apart and then we got the RV trip which was unwatchable live.
>>220206373As someone who only watched Bashir, CF's recaps were dogshit and missed multiple pivotal moments in his storyline. Kino like Bashir and Drake sat in the closet together waiting for the elimination challenge was totally passed over to focus on unfunny Vimp Burt drama.
>>220206386That's right. All Jet had planned was Cell, Prison Experiment, and possibly Frank. And that's seriously it.
Urff is flaaat https://youtu.be/kvERqiuPwOs
>>220206406
>>220206397Obviously in the S3 concept, RV trip was never meant to be a part of it. But the FH -> FT -> FH2 could easily be done with even a little bit more planning.
>>220206369They lost around 7k viewers after the reveal, people didn't care that much about the hellhouse fishtank part, but those 7k coming back for famous house 2 was impressive
>>220206386Other things like Burt going to Schitty, Nifty, Alex B’s wife, the triathlon, drunk piece of shit, and Sam threatening to fire Ben were all part of the Fishtank section of the show and were gold.
>>220206283S2fags be like "S4 was good"
>>220206344Sam is in heavy tax debt to the state of Rhode Island and was afraid they'd put a lien on his businesses
NIGGER NINA IS A BUSHWOMAN OF THE KALAHARI
it makes complete sense that someone would choose chip over tacxin as tacx is terribly ugly and completely void of any talent whatsoever, whilst chip has a voice that puts an angel’s to shame and was blessed by God with natural pulchritude simply for being pure of heart.
>>220206256bam did nothing on season 4, what are you talking about
>>220206177she invited most of what happened to her, she would tell frank how to abuse her and accept it
>>220206433By RI, I meant they could stay in that area of CT, Mass, etc.
lmfao this guy is posting about ellie IRL
did anything happen 2day
>>220206429Yeah
>>220206470fake fan jet hater getting his bussy stretched out by burt round 2 thats it
>>220206177the first two things were both her choices. nobody even asked her to shave
>>220206450Only thing I remember Bam doing in S4 was his wife asking about Marky Thompson and Freddy saying CKY did the King of the Hill theme and neither involved Bam himself.
Shadi like a piggy in a pen going oink oink everydayy
I've got the Neptstein files. Heh. Checkmate Jet.*kisses Burt on the lips*
>>220206487skull and johnny status?
>>220206421yeah thats my point. it was such an ambitious project that jet obviously isn't capable of seeing through, and definitely unable to foresee things going south and being unable to pivot to something else when it did.
Nigger Nina's down in the muff, oh sorry did I say muff, I meant rough.
>>220206136Yeah
>>220206490i remember the police came to check up on the house and he ran away
>>220206499would u smash for $100-$300
>>220206461that’s called talking
>>220206505Oh well yeah. It would only be possible with Sam tard wrangling or someone as the showrunner like Jan.
>>220206511all women want to eat pussy
jet got too fat in s4 and thats why sam isnt working with him
Gagging on Burt's cock and swallowing a hot load of his pozzed up semen while reading through the Nepstein files to own Jet Neptune
>>220206523he's Ellie posting irl
Whoa whoa whoa whoa WHOAAre we discussing FISHTANK in the FISHTANK GENERALThat's unacceptable. I demand more simping and whiteknighting for lying whores.
>>220206461>could all be false>claire is unfortunate but who knows>yeah but it might be nothing
>>220206483I liked the newspaper bit. was comfy.
>>220206534lol can you believe that nigga called it talking??
>>220206518No. Absolutely not. Shes fat and black.
>>220206544Nah, it was Jet's way to just be on camera more for no reason.
I liked Ben waking people up during the night to show them his underwear, that was funny.
>>220206200The artwork for 04 was great.
And the crowd goes mildhttps://x.com/nico_avchd/status/2050202893542649930
>>220206533half this thread do be like that
Cryoleen is nukebloc posting
Jet fucked some chick. Hah how will he ever recover?*sucks Burt's cock*
>>220206544Yeah, it actually worked
>>220206569Cryolean*
>>220206564Oh god this boych cant shit the fuck up. Now its letty? This fat cow is just upset that jet fucked all these girls and would never touch some flabby saggy mess like her.
>>220206559Ben needs to hurry up and die of old ageyou're like 50 unc stop hanging out with dem keedz
>>220206544It should have been once a week instead of everyday. Obviously they were going to get burned out on it pretty quickly, which they did.
>>220206573>haha yeah so like Jet gets tons of pussy>aren't you mad at him for getting tons of pussy?>yeah I'm your typical Jet hater>Claire? oh who knows might be something...
Jet right about you guys being obsessed with him. you seem to care more about what he is doing than the actual show.
>*Gets fucked in the ass by Burt*>Lol u mad, Neptune?Why are Jet haters like this?
>>220206564everyone knows that, shadi is such a fucking attention whore
>>220206544I agree. Should have been a long running bit on the show.
>>220206607Jet runs the show though. Him being on the show is detrimental to the show we love.
>>220206564letty is the original cvmbvnny (Josie too but she got with Jon and steinful and that pissed the wiggers off)
I still can’t decide if the Goo Room was actually funny or if everything else was so bad and boring that it was nice to see something actually happen.
>>220204232Neitzche provided the tools to escape that and so did lacan learn to meditate neitzche specifically warned against being a nihilistic fgt bro and how that is the worst outcome lacan taught us not to give up on our dreams so there is good news here become the ubersmench and if u can't (it's impossible) traverse the fantasy and finally enjoy life (lacan / meditation) >>220204495
>yeah, Jet was friends with this guy>he broke up with his girlfriend>jet fucked his girlfriend and told himeither the guy didn't care or is a fucking cuckold bitch for not beating jet's ass if he did care, but why does White Boy gaf
>>220206588
>>220206629Bashir clocking out like it was his day job during all the chaos is one of the funniest surreal moments in all of Fishtank
>>220206607The show is nontentThe drama between jet and his cvmbvnnies is more interesting I think
>>220206629It was funny. Bashir and Burt were a funny duo and Bashir being really into it was also hilarious. Also at the beginning when the other fish were jealous and trying to get in was also funny.
>>220206607Im a Jetstan. Like literally a stan for jet like cue the dido…..
>>220206629I don't remember anything from it, other than the Bashir-Drake fight
airball cryolean
If 4 had gone full length, Freddy would have been up there with Jimmy.Robbed.
Oh my god good job speaking about this now instead of when everyone was watching last night. Fucking retard.
>>220206663I thought S5 was going to be so good when I saw this live this ended up being the high point
>>220206632He's talking about this guy
>>220206663>already winding up the first punch while tapping glovesfucking kek
I'm gonna defend jet out of pure contrarianism
>>220206663Beating up a drunk, mentally challenged, malnourished man is never a good look. Artist guys memorize.
>>220206588I don’t understand how such beautiful women can be virgins. How has nobody fucked Bongo in 26 years? She’s literally perfect.
Jet fucked some girls and then ghosted them. He's a piece of shit. Do you hate him now?*spreads asshole open for Burt*
>>220206680I don't even care about this shit anymore, I'm just so sick of Shadi
>>220206641Stop teasing nigger
>>220206629The goo room became funny because of Bashir committing to it. The day after when Drake was scrambling to catch up and trying to steal goo or throw goo away because he felt like there was something he must be missing about it because Bashir was so invested into it was very funny.It was the perfect storm. Bashir winning yet another challenge despite having all the odds stacked against him, everyone seething and crying about it, Bashir finding out his reward was hanging out with a guy he didn't really like that much in a locked room and doing pointless busy work, it elevated the whole thing to the peak of the season.
>>220205617Why no stream?
>>220206685he keeps winning cause these cvmbvnnies are so self destructive you don't even have to defend him
>>220206663The Landon gaslights were funny. Ben convincing Landon that this went viral in a positive way and people were talking about how awesome Landon is for putting up a fight was good. Landon being convinced that he pulled a knife on Jet was good.
If Sam isn't back for 6, I'm calling it quits.
>>220206564>>220206626Everyone just forgot letty started dating taxin immediately after the show for awhile apparently
>>220206701>Ellie? Who knows maybe she was 17 when he first reached out.>But he DIDN'T invite her on till she was 18!!
>>220206722is that empath-chan? whatever happened to her?
>fag has the cancer zodiac tatted on himYeah, this dude is NOT beating the "gay" allegations.
>>220206220because the cheap retarded jiggers won't let you have more than 100 clips
>>220206710The Goo Room also made Bashir enjoy Dumbgay as a person, it was an interesting story arc that got cut short because the other faggot Fish couldn't do anything but think about Bashir when he was not around them by that point
>>220203732Dear jet…I @‘ed you but you still aint streamin… I left my cell and trip at the bottomI sent two messages back in autumn….you must have not gottem
>>220206739still on twitter, still a lolcow
>>220206739she's still around getting roasted on twitter for this pic lol
>>220206730Landon never bought the knife bit, sadly.>>220206748It was the only time in the show Dumbgay and Burt weren't screeching at each other, too. I liked Dumbgay committing to the bit, it was funny that both the black guys were incompetent at their jobs and it was just the white man doing all the work for them.
>>220206699That's the reason they have pure angelic souls
>>220206772>>220206772>>220206772
>>220206734dd_genes said Sam will host season 6 and I believe him
>>220206680So if I make a Instagram I can just tell shadi random shit and she'll go posting it like it's true?
>>220206762>>220206763i still jerked it to her ass when her OF leaked
>>220206699High standards and autism in high school.
You are all a bunch of FAGGOTS, not me.*slurps up Burt's cum*
>>220206784yeah she has a nice body I still would
>>220206680>you can tell me more what a disgusting fat pig. She is so obvious in her manipulating, she takes the bait easy. All because she is a fat girl who jet and ben would not fuck.
>>220206778Retard, that is not some random guy DMing Shadi, it's Nukebloc, there are old youtube videos out there where he's with Jet, before they met Sam, during Jet's rapper era. Jet did that to his longtime friend
Nico screeching in the chat.
>>220206630Stating a fact isn't the same as being a nihilist, Nietzsche reiterated that too. I don't understand how someone supposedly familiar with Nietzsche could make that common mistake in the first place. Nietzsche also famously didn't give us an answer for the problem he identified. He extrapolated an approximate.
>>220206663>you now remember all the bitching and moaning that happened after he did this
>>220206680If, and I mean IF that is true, and you don't go and beat the shit out of Jet then it's not my problem
Best part? I'm going to come back to TONS of new followers and engagement. You guys will still have nothing.*gazes deeply into Burt's eyes while jerking him off*
>>220206831He'll fuck anyone, dude.
>>220206121I didn't even enjoy the misery in s4 honestlyI'm an employed person>>220206123surely someone has it on a drive somewherethe wiggers must be saving all the various room streams on a pserveranyways I might just skip s2 because the puke bitch annoyed me right off the bat
>>220206200they look like alt arts>>220206212it started getting good when ellie was talking to the HD cam in the fallout basementso you know the last few hours of the entire season
>>220206735>started dating taxin immediately after the showNo but she did immediately hook up with him after the show. The relationship didn't start until a few months after. And you know how I know that? Becasue it was you ninacucks who ran with that damage control to make her seem as if she wasn't just a hoe fucking production & instead blossoming a real meaningful relationship with a 19 y/o.
>>220206268No because Jet was like >I want it to be like a real game show which is why I'm busy taking drugs and won't give them any real challenges, here are some jobs like sit in the shop while no one interacts with you for eight hours (because we sharply limited your money to get things and you know we'll be fucking with you with the money anyways)>also you choose who gets eliminated except if you don't>also you all share a bedroom and every freeloader is overtly awful and usually a pedophile>w-wait why is there not drama naturally happening or whatever why are the retards we chose to participate from literal thousands of "it's a beer bro" leaving randomly n-noooo
>>220206946yeah that was all very real and true
>>220206734They can't film in RI anymore and Sam isn't leaving his comfy grifter lair
>>220206735jet famously cares about boyfriends
