>ed, edd n eddy? purgatory>pokemon? coma>toy story? holocaust>peter pan? child murderer>teletubbies? faggots>michael jackson? pedophile
I look like this but I don't say this.
No one is saying this.
Anthracite OP
>>220204684Hotel? trivago.
>>220204684One of these things has a mugshot to verify its reality
my media? literatemy angels? biblically accurate my cities? walkable my spaces? liminal
>>220204791Why are his teeth like that?
>>220204684OP? faggot
>>220204684>>ed, edd n eddy? purgatoryEasily one of the dumbest creepypastas I read as a kid.
>>220205870Why is it dumb? It makes a lot of sense, the parents never ever appear.
>>220205941Do you think it makes sense for Rolf to fist a cow? For Johnny to stalk Nazz and swallow her headfirst?
>they were dead all along>the same actor being in two different things means they're actually a shared universe>the main character is in a coma>what if all the promotional material hid the real premise of the movie like Arnold being a good guy in Terminator 2>it was all a dream>the characters represent the Seven Deadly Sins or Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse>there's a second layer to the Matrix>every legendary scene was improvised>it's a stealth sequel to something completely unrelated>that almost starred Leonardo DiCaprio/Tom Cruise/Heath Ledger/Brad Pitt but he got food poisoning and had to drop out>fantasy setting takes place in a distant post-apocalyptic future
/qa/? lost
>>220206713millenials were a mistake
>>220204684You ruined it with the last one. You stupid fat jobless jew lover.
>>220204684The Matrix? Metaphor for becoming a tranny.
>>220206713>fantasy setting takes place in a distant post-apocalyptic futureI like this one, don't care who knows it.
>the movie is a LE METAPHOR>nothing actually LE HAPPENED>it’s not about the (retarded) plot, it’s about LE JOURNEY>character x is actually character LE Y
>>220208979>>the movie is a LE METAPHOR>>nothing actually LE HAPPENEDThis is objectively true of all fiction
This is why I love Marvel
>>220204684>>toy story? holocaustwhat?
>>220205870>>220205941>the parents never ever appearYes they do, we just don't see their faces. Also, explain eddy's brother. Purgatory "theory" is just some dork's headcanon
>>220204684>monsters inc? adrenochrome
>>220204684They hated him because he told the truth
>>220206713>the same actor being in two different things means they're actually a shared universeI'll admit the Malcom in the Middle + Breaking Bad jokes give me a chuckle.
>>220210193This but unironically
>breaking bad and the walking dead are in the same universe
>>220211502Cranston improvised when he threw the pizza on the roof
>>220208967It's the most milquetoast, dogshit background for a fantasy setting. Robs people from cool lore because everything is le real world except magical, which is the peak midwit genre to begin with
>>220206713>there's a second layer to the MatrixI hated this theory from the beginning when Revolutions first came out
>>220212268What is a second layer to the Matrix, even more brown Zion?
>>220204684none of this is true
Transformers and Jason are in the same universe. I am very smart
>>220204684>>peter pan? child murderer>>michael jackson? pedophileBoth of these are true, though not all adaptations of Peter Pan wants that darker version of Peter.
>>220212639>Both of these are true
>>220204684this kind of reddit guy would never use heckin slurs though
Rec me some deep reddit lore movies and shows. I gotta get catch'd up!
>>220212639>darker version of Peter
>>220204684>All movies? Documentaries
>>220204684>OP? a NIGGERFAGGOT
>>220205941>the parents never ever appear.I know for a fact you see Ed's dad grab him in 1 episode with his hand in te shot. That's not even mentioning the fact they do stuff off screen
>cartoon about kids having wacky adventures >means they're all in hell2010s were a weird period
>>220213185Sopranos, mad men, no country for old men, there will be blood Only the dumbest people on reddit like those.
>what if superman...was bad???
>>220212268 It was always cope from people who couldn’t accept that Neo just gets Force powers in the real world because the script needed a third act.“Actually bro the real world is just another Matrix” okay cool so stakes = zero and the Machines are running Inception-tier server racks for absolutely no reason. It turns a messy but thematically complete ending into lore diarrhea.Sometimes a sequel is just mid, you don’t need a 4D chess retcon to make it genius.
>>220215600matrix was made by trannies
