>he put a lot of effort into typing that post>excellent>now give him unsolvable captchas
>he solved the captcha afted 3 failures>now rangeban his IP before he posts
>>220206439>now give him unsolvable captchasThis is only a thing if you're brown. The captchas are simple for anyone with a functioning brain.
>>220206439I was mobileposting yesterday and the shape it was asking me to look for was just not there, by the time I stopped giving it the benefit of the doubt and blaming myself the "wait a while before making a post or verify your email" timer was up
>now make the site go under maintenance for a bit so he forgets>prune the thread once it's done
>he posted in a highly active thread>cease all posting there so he wonders why his post killed the thread
>wait till his thread archives, then delete it and ban him
>>220206888checked and literally me
>>220206922checked and metaphorically me
>>220206948>double doubles posts, but him go single
>>220206799>rangeban him>good he's now validating his email>make him solve a captcha before sending the email>make the captcha fail and have him solve another one>now send him the email with the code>now have him solve a captcha to input the code and have it fail 3 times before working>good now have him solve yet another captcha to post>archive the thread
>>220206439>unsolvable captchasPurely socioeconomic factors, amirite
>>220206439>Picking out which one of 3 pictures is different or matches during is le hard!
>>220206439How can anyone expect me to post frogs under these conditions? It's unprofessional!
I don’t even need to see the 3rd one anymore, I know the pattern. They should make them harder.
>>220207684>describe the sensation of touching a woman
>>220207684>I know the pattern. They should make them harder.The only "pattern" is that the triangle with the cookie bite or the fuzzed out die with six pips is always the odd man out.
>>220207732interlinked
They took this from you. It used to be this easy. They are killing the site's activity and they keep doubling down!
>>220207777Damn those digits are tight
>He wrote a lengthy and well thought out response? It could get a couple dozen (you)s?>Kill the thread.
>>220207732>what do boobs feel like
>he was funposting in a thread he didn't make?>ban him for 3 days for "replying to off-topic garbage"
>>220207500Reminds me of this absolute gem.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV5QlSgq7lg
>>220207777 “greater than” is always the odd man out
>>220207500>put the verification email in the trash folder and set the timer to expire as soon as he finds it
>>220207862>t could get a couple dozen (you)sit wouldn't haveor they would have been wholly unsatisfying
>>220207868interlinked
>>220206439>When you start getting the easy odd one out captchas instead of the stupid other onesFeels good.
>>220207824>Solving a captcha killed this site That happened in 2012, 14 years ago
>>220207777NTA, but the patern is the complexity of shape. The one that is most complex or a compound shape, is always odd. Also>ban him for dubs posting
>>220207902Just so you know janitors don't have that as a ban request option, that's the mod going after everyone who replied
more girls!
>>220208302girls ftw
>>220207902>mfw it happens for this post
>>220207732bags of sand
>sir, look! he re-reads his post every time someone replies. he must be really proud of it.
>he's checking to see if his thread he waited 5 minutes to post got any replies>switch to close up camera>play sad piano
>sir… this is the fifth time today he searched the archive for the 2 year old meme he made that was reposted exactly once by another person…>this isn’t going anywhere, have someone throw a rock through his window and let’s see what happens
>>220207732I lost
>>220209511I still see my one hit wonder meme get posted once in awhile. Picrel
>>220207902Yeah this is fucking gay, even gayer if you get banned for something you didnt even post, i got banned for 30 days once for some other fucks post.
>make the warning a theory, a rumor>make the 24 hour ban a legend whispered among anons>only dole out the 3-day, can't appeal, for vague "off-topic"
>>220210003>you've made so many posts you don't even know which post got you banned because the mods didn't include it
>sir, he just made a thread to discuss his favorite movie>make sure it archives with zero replies>it's already gotten three replies, sir>in that case, go with plan b and derail the thread with a /pol/ shitpost
>>220207804With incels, interlinked
>>220206439oh hey it's that voice actor from call of duty black ops
>sir he's having an in depth discussion with another anon>post some arousing pictures, we need to get his daily fap edited for tonight's show
>Don't give any of his thread (You)s
>>220206439These new captchas are the easiest snd fastest ones I've ever seen on 4chan.If you cant solve them 100% of the time your words are without value.
>>220206439>he posted censored nudity with black bars covering the boobs>ban him site wide for 3 days anyway
>>220207500Seriously, how the FUCK do bans work on phone posting? Every other time I try to post im "banned" because someone else on the rolling phone IP posted nudes or CP or something. This false banned status clears itself after ~10 minutes when presumably the rolling IP changes. But!! If I get a little feisty and post a gamer word or two, I get a ban that sticks for the full duration regardless of rolling IP status.
>>220206439>make him see a thread devolve into a retarded disscoussion >make him post in hopes he will get (you)'s>make the thread so toxic no one bothers with him>no (you)'sIs my bait game that weak?
>create his favorite type of thread that almost never gets made and usually gets banned>max out the replies so it can't be bumped anymore >make the replies look like it was the best, most fun thread ever>put it in the top of the catalog when he loads it up for the first time today
>>220211840Any stupid shit you post as bait is being posted totally earnestly in like four other threads simultaneously and concurrent with yours.
>>220207500>>220208078
>>220206439>let's test his cringe resilience>make him go on /k/Seriously how did that place got so gay and full of CIA shills.bI heard it was becoming like that even before Russo-Ukie shitshow.
>>220206439How dumb do you have to be to fail at current captcha?
>>220206888This keeps happening to me and it always hurts
>he finally posted>good>now don't give him any (You)'s so his paranoia kicks in and he thinks he's shadowbanned
>>220210003>make sure to ban him site wide instead of just /tv/
>he's writing a post that BTFOs the other anon>he's almost finished... wait for it... he's about to hit "Submit" >...aaaannnd make another reply with a much worse argument appear first>boom. the other anon easily BTFOed the decoy reply and ignored anon's post
>See how he's written a well thought-out post? We're going to let it go through...>...but it'll appear in one of the threads he had open in his tabs. He can't repost a duplicate reply, and will have to wait a while to delete it.>Of course, by the time he's "waited" to delete it, he'll get the "you can't delete a post this old" message, to make sure the post WILL remain in the wrong thread>Oh, it looks like he closed that tab entirely>Our computer analysis of his facial tics informs us that he's deeply ashamed and just wants to forget this ever happened>Let's do it again tomorrow
>>220211988>Sir, he's typing out a 5 paragraph ban appeal... should we give the audience a chance to read it too?>...No. Standby for him to submit it. and then deny the appeal after 5 seconds. Ready on camera 3. I want a close up of his face.>
>that loosely /tv/ related thread he's posting in that lots of anons are getting some harmless fun out of>yes, this one>move it to /b/ to die an immediate death>
>it's a "Truman goes to see the play the girl he has a crush on wrote and it's actually good" episodeYou know, sometimes things turned out alright for Truman during these college seasons
>>220213413>and make sure he gets a site wide 3 days
>>220211915You just have a very specific posting style that we all recognise. We usually just continue the convo on discord when you show up
You guys really need to diversify your shitposts. If you aren't banned from at least half the boards at any given time are you even trying?
>>220207500>make sure he has to reload the page to get the new captcha and it deletes everything he typed too
>>220206439>sir, he’s been posting in a Jazz thread for 5 hours>he’s never even watched a single episode of I Am Jazz
>>220213934literally me
>Christof, he's been giggling at the joke he posted for the last five minutes>has it gotten any replies?>no>good. now archive the thread and immediately start a new one with the same topic. post his joke as a different anon. make sure it gets at least three "lol"s and and a "kek".>now zoom in on him seething
Do you """people""" really verify your email addresses? For an anonymous website? ...why?
>>220214126I will find you, and I will hurt you
>>220206840Ngmi
>>220214199I have an email I use for all kinds of shit that I don't want associated with me
>>220215130That's like having a permanent burner phone. Why not just make up a throwaway on the spot with one of the junk mail sites that dont ask for phone number verification? The easiest way to get something associated with you is for it to have a history and log with multiple entries somewhere.
>>220215230Because1. It's not that high stakes2. Many websites I'm using it for require a proper domain (like Gmail) or can tell if it's a temp email
>make him spend a large portion of his sophomore year wondering what the female anus smells like
