The upcoming Amazon series Blade Runner 2099 has had its release delayed (again) until 2027. A spokesperson for Amazon stated the most recent delay is due to "incompatible audience goals."
>>220210854>incompatible audience goalswhich is code for?
>>220210894People don’t want to watch what they wrote
>>220210894Normal people don't want to watch Troon Runner™
>>220210854It's never coming out lolThis is like "Unnamed Rey Palpatine Star Wars Movie" that gets a new announcement once per year that a new writer has been "brought on board", or that a new director has been "tapped." Amazon greenlighted this during the peak post-Floyd Riots era, but then the Bud Light fiasco happened and Amazon realized they had a wet turd in their hands.
>>220210894People don't eat our woke slop anymore.
>>22021095630 Rock had a great commentary on that kind of thing>$20,000 in first class flights for the drill!
>>220210854>>220210894People won't pay to watch trannies
>>220210894In my opinion, they couldnt decide which is the audience they wantedSome exec probably wanted to pander to br2049 demographic, some exec probably wanted to pander to the Euphoria demographic
>>220210956Blade Runner has already finished filming so it's too costly for them to entirely cancel it, unless they do some Batgirl movie type tax shenanigans. The showrunner is one of the people responsible for the Halo TV show, so Blade Runner is most likely absolute dogshit. And Amazon knows this, and are now probably trying to salvage something out of it by recutting it. I wouldn't be surprised if at the extreme end, they'll released it as an Amazon Original movie after slashing most of the content out.
>>220210854>Prime>That castYea, this is going to be terrible
>>220210854It’s overAmazon is going out of business
>>220210894chuds are waking upsingle moms are getting kicked off the dole and forced to become cleaning ladies for amazon execs
>actors got paid bigly>results are unreleasableAnother round of money laundered
>>220210854I looked it up and I can't find any article. I think OP made this up. This shit isn't getting released tho.
>>220210854Can they just cancel it for tax reasons or something, no one wants thisI only want blade runner movies not shit like this
>>220210854>Blade Runner 2099--a sequel to 2017's Blade Runner 2049--has had its release delayed until 2027Time is moving way to fucking fast. These titles used to sound futuristic, now it just sounds like>Blade Runner 1999--a sequel to 1987's Blade Runner 1994--has had its release delayed until 1997
>>220211037>30 Rock had a great commentary on that kind of thing>$20,000 in first class flights for the drill!I don't follow.
>>220211442>I looked it up and I can't find any article.Here's one written by an AI:https://www.aol.com/lifestyle/blade-runner-2099-production-michelle-171114483.html
>>220210854All I see is a dude
>>220211814>Me, my ass double, and a drill that once appeared on "Home Improvement" are currently starring in a feature film called "Take My Hand.">Really? Years ago, Universal had a project by that name. It was a romantic comedy with Reese Witherspoon and Patrick Dempsey. Then she dropped out, and it was rewritten as a buddy comedy with Dempsey and Josh Hartnet, but everyone fell asleep during the table read, so we moved it over to Telemundo, where they tried to turn it into a variety show hosted by a supermodeland a soccer ball with a moustache. Then after another round of rewrites, it was picked up by our low-budget thriller/high-budget porno division, SplatterFlix, and now it's a horror movie starring... "any blonde actress.">Thank you. Wait, that's our project?This is exactly what I was talking to Lemon about. Three years, millions on rewrites, $20,000 in first-class flights for the drill, and we still have nothing to show for it. And we never will.
>>220212187>our low-budget thriller/high-budget porno divisionPlease tell me Jack made a little "slash" gesture with his hand when speaking that line.
>>220210894They realized chuds provide better money when catered to, but the entrenched DEIocracy are resisting.
>>220210894No-one likes troons
>>220210854they say you shemale
>>220210854I shan't be watching.
>>220213070kek
>>220210956if bud light used hunter and marketed it as her piss instead of a five oclock shadow crossdresser's they would've sold so much more.
>>220210894Ridley Scott is a senile old faggot who needs to retire and he makes stupid shit people don't like because his brain is mush and he seethes every day at James Cameron being the better director and man.
>>220213589>her piss>her
>>220213637lady boy piss>bud light original flavor
>>220213715You're the expert.
>>220213727gottem
>>220211374>>220212439no one cares about the 35 year old white male who will never have a job demographic sorry
>>220210894Hunter hangs dong
>instead of asking what it means to be a human, now the theme asks what it means to be a woman
>>220213054i do
>>220211374hunter is for men. my cuckoo screening was me and five 9/10 college aged white men that all came together
>>220210854googling that phrase only returned this threadyou've all been rage baited
>>220214015came together?Hunter was that cute in the movie?
>>220213774chuds consume more content than anyonethey eat, sleep, fap and watch slopthey just are less likely to pay than single moms
>>220214057https://screenrant.com/blade-runner-2099-most-exciting-sci-fi-shows-2027/>Blade Runner 2099 Sci-Fi Series Delayed to 2027
>>220214070no it was a humiliation ritual. horror princesses can't be pretty they have to look haggard and downtrodden.
>>220210854Just play CP2077 Phantom Liberty. They fixed everything, and it looks amazing on a 5080. Auto drive just goes out of its way to run cops over though.
>>220210956>realized they had a wet turd in their hands.hate it when that happens, man
>>220213937Sexoo
>"incompatible audience goals."
>>220210854hunter seems like the kind of transgender that hates having her cock sucked but can't cum without a reach around. i think he's actually an underutilized actor though and i think he should be cast in a comedy. i'm really respectful of people but just making lawful assessments.
>>220210919>>220210944>>220211035>>220211078>>220211374Maybe if they gave the show a modest or small budget and have it shown on a premium channel pike HBO or Starz or Cinemax as well as on Logo(if that channel is still around) it might make back its budget. I know there are eppenty of college students, professors and the woke graduates of those colleges that don't mind watching Left-leaning, LGBT programming.
>>220215952That demographic does not watch the shows made for them to watch
I am going to make the most sickeningly violently anti-troon Blade Runner film using AI tools before this shit is released.
>>220210894It's a giant turd
>>220210894Very likely what happened with this(also by amazon)They thought they would get the brown Drive audience, but instead it was only watched by people that like is Valhalla Rising tier movies.Keep in mind that Blade Runner in general also isn't actually as popular as most people think. The stuff it's influenced is far more popular sometimes
>>220210854Its because everyone despises trannies. They are abominations.
It's over. Hunter's career is a disaster.
>>220216251That's a very unfair comparison.Amazon gave Refn a bottomless cheque to do what he wanted, expecting Drive: the TV Show for completely retarded reasons since Only God Forgives and The Neon Demon had already been released (I'm pretty sure amazon were literally the distributors for TND too).They then paid very little attention to what he was making. At some point they finally checked in on the project and realised that he was making an arthouse cinematic experience that would filter general audiences. Unsure what to do, they decided that the best course of action was to do literally nothing and pretend it didn't exist.They refused to do any marketing or promos despite it literally premiering at cannes to a standing ovation (which was a big deal after OGF and TND) and silently dumped it on prime video.It was never delayed, amazon just pretended it didn't exist.This Blade Runner project isn't an auteur-driven arthouse experience. It's a design-by-committee trannyfication of a beloved IP. And it's repeatedly been delayed, while repeatedly being promo'd by the trades. Not even close to the same thing.
>>220210854>"incompatible audience goals."What does that even mean? They are probably just worried about Neuromancer. I would be too. I mean, i absolutely love Ridley Scott original Blade Runner (his director/ final cut anyways) but never wanted it to become yet another franchise. Given the choice between more slop that is only Blade Runner in name and something like Neuromancer that never had an adaptation, as a sci fi fan, i´d go with Neuromancer without a second thought.
>>220216005Yeah, because like overachieving college students, LGBT people actually go out to party at nightclubs, bars and other "safe spaces" and also to have sex then complain when they get HIV/AIDS..
>>220213774>no one cares about the 35 year old white male who will never have a job demographicAnd yet you niggers never get off my ass, all day and all night you niggers are complaining about me. At a certain point you have to come to terms with the fact that it's you who is obsessed with me.
>>220210894trannies are currently faux pas
>>220211078>>220213054>>220216371makes no sense at all, considering that euphoria season 1 was popular and hunter was a big part of that. i think audiences actually like transpeople in movies if they are attractive and cool.
>>220216817I assume the most polite way to say it is "the audience wanted a Blade Runner movie, this is something else". It's probably just shit
>>220210854>incompatible audience goalsAre they seriously back to blaming the (nonexistent) audience?
>>220216618I know just the man to revive Hunters career!
>>220210894Fans don't want the troon
>>220210894it's a afraid
>>220211374But is Cavill guarding the lore or not?
Ive read the thread. Hunter is here. Trying to pass HIMself as not one of the bad trannies. Wont work. You are a tranny. You will always be. I will never watch anything with trannies.
It's sad that every series that has had a flawless record, like Blade Runner, will inevitably be ruined by retards like Amazon.They just can't help themselves.
>>220216960It’s because you look unwashed and smell bad
>>220210854You're now aware Amazon made a Dark Tower tv show but also threw it away, probably because they bought Mike Flanagan and now they're making a new one with him but whatever. Amazon just throws money at shit and it's 90% retarded because they have no oversight. It's like the opposite of Netflix.
>>220210854Are they still at the focus group testing phase and haven't even started the writing process? A good pilot takes years to get just right, let alone an entire series with some weird lore behind it, and they want to have something interesting ready by 2027? wtf
he's going to look more manly the longer they wait
>>220219680They finished shooting in 2024.
Who the fuck asked for this?
>>220219729Oh wow I had no idea.
>>220210854I heard they spent $50 million on CGI to edit out Hunter's benis bulge.
>>220210854When will people finally give up on trying to make Blade Runner a thing? Both movies flopped and this show will flop. Nobody cares about your dumb fucking rapelicants.
>>220210854>FLAYED RUDDER: 2099
>>220210894They went too hard on the BlackRock Values™ and audiences didn't like it.
>>220219791They actually spent 50 million enlarging it first because they wanted to sell the trans angle and then changed their minds and spent another 50 million hiding the bulge.
>michelle yeoh
>>220216618Kai bros, it's our chance!
>>220220104michelle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKMw2it8dQY
>>220217083it's almost like the shows have different audience, degenerate troons that watch euphoria are not the same as blade runner kino enjoyers
>>220216618He never had a career, he only has that show sustaining him. Literally no-one in the real world knows, or cares, who this faggot is.
>>220220170This kike is speed running twink death and you're laughing
>>220220502It's a kikey kike world
>>220220170that's a man. it's not right.
>>220220170>>220220906lil bro would be in diapers by the time we graduated if this was a thing when I was in high school
>>220220906she posted feet on her instagram today
> "incompatible audience goals."AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>220210854May everyone involved in this project burn in hell.
>>220220170>>220220906I'm not gay enough to pretend this isn't hot as fuck
>>220220170you know, if i were drunk enoughi would totally plow that dude
>>220221382actually you're just closeted enough to have the compulsion to announce how super straight you are while publicly proclaiming your attraction to biological men. pretty common phenomenon
>>220210854>>220210894I really don't think hunter is even the problem, the problem is that hunter and michelle yeoh don't have the draw for the audience they want, which is mainstream male sci-fi audiences. And blade runner has never been profitable as a franchise anyway. what did they expect, that there would be tons of hype for a blade runner show a decade after 2049 (which was a financial failure), starring a tranny model and an asian grandma? It sounds like they put too much money into the production and are getting cold feet and want to cut their losses because it's not getting the level of interest they wanted. hope it comes out though, for more hunterkino
>>220221508you sound like a fag.
>>220221508uh...okay buddy? (what a weirdo)
>>220221537hunter is whatever to me but michelle yeoh is a hell no.
The main appeal of both Blade Runner movies is the high quality practical effects and cinematography. No one wants streaming slop Blade Runner.
>>220219791Dropped.
>>220213774they probably should, because we have free time and money.We're also incredibly depressed and need fantasies to live vicariously though.
>>220221281yeah, lots of goodies
stupid
>>220214232>Just play CP2077 Phantom Liberty. They fixed everything, and it looks amazing on a 5080. Auto drive just goes out of its way to run cops over though.can someone confirm if this is a true fact and Cyberpunk 2077 is in fact a playable game?
>>220210894Bezos offered Hunter 5 million to trans back and s/he wouldn't do it. Then offered 2 and free surgery but wouldn't cut the penis off because Bezos wanted it to be a documentary series.This is from me a executive at Amazon.
There's a thought among trannies that if they glam themselves up enough straight men will want them. No. Straight men want biological females. "Straight" men that are ok with a man playing female are bi or gay. A fact. This project will die horribly if the makers didn't realize this.
>>220221353From your lips to god's ears anon.
>>220223958It's playable....and while a lot of the game mechanics are slightly wonky, the environment is the most immersive I've ever been in. It's like an actual goddam city, the size of a goddam city, with weeks and weeks of scripted content.
>>220214111>>"incompatible audience goals."Where fucko?
>>220224266>. It's like an actual goddam city, the size of a goddam city, with weeks and weeks of scripted content.How many bulidings can you actually go into?are they all copy-pastes, or is there a city worth of unique buildings?
>>220223958Yes, it’s playable. The glitches and bugs really have been almost all fixed. Phantom Liberty is Escape From New York.
>>220224366I kind of wish there was a GTA romhack that the same number of missions but the map was paired down so every building was a legitimate building that you can enter or do something with. ZERO filler.
>>220216251>the brown Drive audience
>>220224366> How many bulidings can you actually go into?Not a ton, but a decent amount. Interiors aren’t exactly copy-paste but most of them have the same grimy, run-down style with a few nice, high-class buildings. Like another anon said, the built environment of Night City is the game’s standout feature.>>220224417Ya, that was an odd remark.
>>220210854>Sir, we need someone to kill another beloved sci-fi franchise who will work for no money >Shes already in the room
>>220224612She fucked up defending Israel. Her revival flopped immediately after Everything... so she is entirely dependent on parasocial affection saving her. Her career is back where it was before.
>>220214950Imagine giving Hunter a reacharound, and as you mutually cum, whispering in her ear "please don't leave me pleasepleaseplease". That's gonna be my move.
>>220221537>>220221593i agree but since the last movie did poorly at box office.
>>220220170i would allow this tranny to pass as a women in my movies and tv show. qrd
>>220221537>a decade after 2049
>>220210854Some fag on reddit wrote>we have a Blade Runner sequel that is an actual modern masterpiece that is aesthetically beautiful and philosophically challenging is almost too good to be true. haha. I bet some /tv/tards think 2049 is good too lol.
>>220212187lmao based 30 rock
