Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?
>>220212079Easy, breezy, beautiful.
give kiss
>>220212079Listen to what she had to say, and that's what nobody else did.
>>220212079Thumb up the bumhole will disable it
get a dinojob
>>220212079Shoot it with my sig.
skip the funny quip and shoot it >*bam bam* nothing personelle bitch
>>220212079immediately plank in a supine position and bring the shotgun around and just hope it can't grab as easily
>>220212079Raptors are like sharks. If you boop them on the snout they get disoriented and you can spin them around
>>220212079I wouldn't *do* anything. I would listen. And that's what no one else did.
>>220212079Shit myself inside out in fear.
>>220212178Came into this thread to make this post lel
>>220212079I'd shit my pants.
>>220212144kek
>>220212079Die.
>>220212079Well, I could either A. Take her out with a spinning back kick or B. Take a claw to the face, then roll over and die.
>>220212079Judo throw it and then use my smoke pellets to escape.
>>220212614Ok I fucking laughed.
>>220212614kek
>>220212614lol
>>220212614god dammit
>>220212079“You got a couple dollars I can barrow?”