What the FUCK was the last movie you watched and what the HELL did you think of it?
>>220214435That’s a weird shirt.
>>220214435Paddington in Peru and I thought it was some salvaged script for some other movie retooled with paddington thrown into it. Different director 9 years later, yeah, I'm thinking it was a cashgrab which is a damn shame cuz the other 2 paddingtons were really good
>>220214435Knock Knock and I wanted to jump through my TV and strangle those two cunts
>>220214435she is really pretty. i don't mind the tomboy stuff. but if she goes full transformer she's ouuta here.
>>220214435yet another generic roastoid that you'll spam for a few months with your off topic threads
>>220214435Walk HardFucking hilarious
>>220214658I notice you didn't answer the question.
>>220214435Send HelpIt was decentRaimi's still got the spark
They are so cute
Scream 7. They are running on fumes.
>>220214769That is not the same actress.
>>220214435If I Had Legs I'd Kick YouIt was good. Conan played his role well, but I think it would have been handled better in the hands of an actual actor. It's worrying how much normie women are identifying with the character who spends the whole movie being self-centered and hurting everyone around her.
Michael. Thought it was great.
CureIt was fineLittle overrated I thought
>>220214992Really?
>>220214667LET ME HOLD YOU LITTLE MAN
>>220214658>ignores the on-topic question about movies to whine
>>220214681>engage my tranny spam goyno
>>220214658*dies of cringe*
>>220215119Why are you even on this board?
>>220214435Bugonia, I thought it was alright, kind of trying a bit hard to be gonzo.
>>220214435Hell or High Water. Good acting, decent script, kind overboard on the preachiness.Banks Bad!Yeah, I got it the first four times, dude.
>>220215128Big ears.
>>220215083>>220215119>>220215128>>220215136Just testing how people get by the spam filters ignore me. Now im gonna write some random stuff to see if it lets me past the filters. And some more random stuff, >>220215160Just testing some stuff again. And writing more random stuff. Seeing how this works
>>220214435I'm for they/them.
Priscilla. I thought she was a really boring person although I do love Sofia Coppola’s touch.
>>220215306At least Spaeny is cute.
>>220214435Gonjiam haunted asylum, and it was extremo based: hyper edition
>>220214435Holy shit she is so cute. What is this girls name? I'd love to learn more about her
>>220214435Civil War.I pretty much liked it, but I have a few reservations about fhe ending
>>220214435I rewatched The Running Man, the original Arnold Schwarzenegger one. It's fucking phenomenal and I'd face fuck every single book fag jacking off to their books written by a pedophile rapist.
>>220215402Vaughan Murrae
>>220215437I thought it was the right amount of ambiguity >Yeah....that'll do.
Can't believe this movie didn't suck, it's been so long..
>>220215520>this movie didn't suckit was trash, it got maybe two laughs out of me
>>220215449Now......plain zero.
>>220215248I hope it worked so you can show us how to filter this spam bullshit
>>220214435Project Hail MaryLoved it <3
>>220214435The Day After Tomorrow.Junk.
>>220214435>What the FUCK was the last movie you watchedstar knight>what the HELL did you think of it?shit was disappointing... the summary and picrel used on prime made me think it was gonna be like jupiter ascending/john carter, an earthling somehow ending up in a galatic adventure. what i got was a shit story about peasants mistaking a ufo for a dragon, shit comedy shoehorned in and terrible dubbing from harvey keitel. the only two positives are see the chick naked for a brief moment and this cool shot of keitel in space, that's it.
>>220214435>last movie you watched and what the HELL did you think of it?Michael will save the world and make it better place again.HEE HEE!
>>220214435she cute
>>220214435Mercury Rising, and it was absolute dogshit. The plot makes no sense and the antagonists are incompetent.Alec Baldwin finds out there's a flaw in a military encryption cipher and his solution, rather than have his programmers at the NSA write and distribute a patch that'll take a month tops, is to order the world's most incompetent assassin to murder five people and attempt to murder half a dozen others.
>>220217458Ebert's review>Mercury Rising is about the most sophisticated cryptographic system known to man, and about characters considerably denser than anyone in the audience. Sitting in the dark, our minds idly playing with the plot, we figure out what they should do, how they should do it, and why they should do it, while the characters on the screen strain helplessly against the requirements of the formula.
>>220215663What kills me everytime is Dynamo grabbing Amber saying "I'll show you dickless" cuts away for like 5 seconds, cuts back and he's got his pants completely around his ankles. Like how the fuck
>>220214435bugonia, i didnt really like it it was really creepy and eerie
>>220214435Thrash on Netflix It's basically about a hurricane flooding South Carolina and making it so a bunch of sharks are swimming around this town and the people are all getting eaten by sharksIt was okay, I guess. Lots of CGI and well, not particularly a lot of woke shit, so that was kinda nice I guess, I dont think there was any gay people in the movie and they weren't overtly demonizing white people or putting black people on a pedestal, so that was nice I guess
>>220214435Falling Down, it was okay. I'm 29 and this movie made me fear becoming old for the first time in my life
mechanic: resurrectionlower-mid tier stathamslop, jessica alba was hot though
>>220217681Yeah, that sounds about right.
>>220214435Coda.Takes zero chances. About as safe and comfortable as a movie can be, the perfect best picture winner. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't moved, though.
>>220218955I have no idea how it won actually, it basically came out of nowhere at the last minute, it barely even had any other noms.
>>220214992The Travolta or the boy-rape one?
I watched Café Society (2016) and I thought it was very Jewish. It forced me to accept that my waifu isn't a very good actress.
>>220214658>What was the last movie you watched>off topic
>>220219040your waifu is also jewish
>>220214435I watched a movie called The night house (2020) with Rebecca Hall. It´s a pseud psychological horror flick about this woman that´s haunted by a spirit she believes to be her late husband who, apparently, she barely knew. The movie had some good ideas i guess and earn some extra points for being made with virtually nothing but the actress, the house and some cool VFX. I still don´t know how i feel about it. It´s suspenseful enough and has good understanding of visual storytelling. Not bad.
Jumped up to one of my all time favorites. It's plot is thin and can meander but damn it is a hell of a ride. The guerilla style shooting really elevated the material and seeing real get children visibly terrified of a manic woman wandering through the subway tunnels is a cherry on top.Enjoy:https://youtu.be/Vc4vHJy5wK0?si=WYUX7BE0geeKGKR4
>>220214435Mission Impossible: Final ReckoningDidn't even look or feel like movie. It was uncanny, like an expensive video production that was trying to be a movie. Every scene was about the characters explaining what needed to happen in the next scene. President Kamala was hilarious. So was the non-subplot about her son who we never met and don't care about. Cruise looked weird in the opening, probably because they had to do reshoots when he wasn't in shape. I don't think a single made sense. So much of the plot was unexplained. Things just happen when the movie needs them to. Villain needs two nuclear bombs? He has them. Heroes are being fought by Russian commandos? One fight scene and they vanish from the movie. What was the Entity doing on a Russian sub? Who cares?Hollywood has gone insane when this is the kind of crap they have (supposedly) talented people making.
The Untouchables, actually was really disappointing. I thought it was really bad and disjointed and the ending was stupid as hell.
>>220214544If you say so.
>>220214435Just watched Mile End Kicks and it made me very nostalgic for pre-covid Montreal. Are there neat movies set in (You)r city?
>>220221114very cool thx anon
>>220221114Great film
Undertone.Was okay.Good for a movie with a 500k budget but I think the ending needed to be ‘seeded’ through out the film more instead of its kinda over the top climax.It might have been better if it was longer but it really like pulled its punches and when you expected a scare or a jump scare it never really came.Was still fun though
i watched demons 2i like the setting of demons 2 more than demons 1, but the idea of everyone going crazy(or turning into demons) after watching a movie was funner
>>220214435patient seven, it was ass
Thought it was pretty good. Felt fairly convincing period wise. Aronofsky taking a break from maudlin dramas and thrillers is a good tihng.
>>220214435>The AI Doc: Or How I Became an ApocaloptimistBasically one of those YouTube videos where the channel owner features their SO being used as a framing device for both sides (pro and anti AI) to evangelize their point of view. Pretty shitty doc overall with nobody discussing in depth what AI really is; a sophisticated set of tools. A small contextualized and searchable internet in the case of LLMs and a creative media outlet with generative AI (audio, video and images) and the potential dangers that can bring.
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Evolution. Goofy as fuck but I enjoyed it. I watched it as a kid and loved it because I was interested in astrobiology and because I thought Julianne Moore was hot. Watching it as an adult; I realized how much goofier the movie was.
Lost Highway. I didn't get it.
>>220214435castaway. asides from the main actress basically being nude for the whole film I thought it was pretty boring
>>220214435Just watched Once Bitten. Extremely kino.It's insane how so many panned movies from the past are miles better than any of the "good" moveis coming out today.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyPc-1QdzSE
>>220222507actress?
>>220222665amanda donohoe
>>220214435Harold and Maude (1971) it was meh liek most movies championed by /tv/
>>220222283Jenny doesn't look like that
>>220214435I hope my wife looks like this if not something similar to this girl
>>220214608anon, I...
>>220224239>implying Jenny couldn't easily replace Kylie Minogue if she felt like it
It was Manhunter.Tremendous.
>>220214435What the heck does trans-masculine mean?
>>220214435Fuck trannies and they/them freaks
>>220226872Why yes, I do infact fuck trannies. You got a problem with that?
>>220214667you don’t want this shit
>>220226804what?
>>220214435Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, it fucking kicked ass. I love that it plays the whole thing straight the whole time.
>>220214435Men start withering away from the inside if they don't interact with a beautfiul woman for a long period of time.
>filmWeapons>what did I thinkI thought it was pretty good overall.My only real complaints were the teacher lady acts like some reddit self-insert at least in the beginning of the film and also the AR rifle above the house in that dream seemed only there to make controversy and get people discussing the movie.
Eddington. Seems like something of an antithesis to One Battle After Another in a way. Amusing I suppose but more than a little muddled.
>>220227881>reddit self-insertwhatever that means
>>220214435i watched zootopia 2 on mute out of the corner of my eye on the entertainment system of the seat diagonally infront of me on the airplane 8 hours ago.5/10 it was okay. didnt have subtitles so it was pretty incomprehensible. the bunny can get it
>>220227984Ah, in English, this means the character is supposed to be the self insert for the reddit demographic. Hope that clears it up for you esl's, feel free to ask me any other questions
>>220226893>infactNo, Ranjeet. You don’t fuck anything at all, since your sister can overpower you.
>>220228278Huh? Trannyfucking is a white man's endeavour. There's a reason they have to put sex tourism warnings in the Vietnam airports and taxis
>>220214435Watched Osiris and Infini on Friday, Occupation: Rainfall and The Operation (2008) today.Osiris was like a long episode of Stargate without the quips, Infini was your typical Elite search and rescue team get "event horizoned". They both get 6/10, very enjoyable.Occupation: Rainfall was actually fun, but ultimately shit, just 75% better shit than the original. 4/10 just for the military realism they tried to show.The Operarion was a slow-burn spec ops being led around by a cia guy on a ghost hunting mission. 5/10 did good but missed the tone imo.
>>220214435>Height: 5'6">Weight: 98 lbsIts a girl.
Wrecking Crew. Got to see it in a theater too.Fun times. Didn't go in expecting Shakespeare. Just Momoa being Momoa.
>>220228256>self insert for the reddit demographic.This is the same vague nothing.
>>220228348No shit, retard.
>>220228643Well, seems like your the demographic then
>>220228256Explain.
>>220214667It takes all your bad feelings and turns them into good feelings! It's a nightmare!
>>220214667I was not able to reattach the bottom half of his body to the top half of his body.
>>220215166Cute. She's cute.Shame about the mental illness.
>>220228246Lmao.
>>220228720Meh, it's zero effort, I doubt it's any kind of illness, just standard "want to seem special" labelling, same as girls claiming to be "bi" in the 2000s
>>220215166All the better to hear you with.
Sudden Impact=b
>>220228697Well, in 227984 #Ah, in English, this means the character is supposed to be the self insert for the reddit demographic. Hope that clears it up for you esl's, feel free to ask me any other questions
>>220228756This is also how I watched American sniper, but I was in an aisle seat so the screen was like, 5 rows ahead of me. I laughed at the "kid picks up an rpg" scene, it was so ridiculous
>>220228256>you esl'sEFL moment
>>220230702Sorry, "y'alls"
>>220218322It should make you fear berating and belittling your loved ones.
>>220221027What was the deal with the sculptures in distressing positions?
>>220221562Nah, he is right. It looks like they've been in a passionate makeout and petting session and they're explaining after being caught how they werent doing anything. I sure miss that.
>>220227369How does it compare to the jane Austen zombie flick?
>>220218991same difference kek
>>220221286The French-speaking world lost its mind when it came out lol. Had to watch it in secondary school since people don't really interact with blacks nor the handicapped and everyone thought it was sweet but nothing groundbreaking.>>220218322Just be nice to the people who stick around for you and you'll be fine. Becoming a soulless work drone is death
>>220214435>>220214769>>220215128>>220215437>>220215465Throatfuckable non-binary individual.
>>220214435Jason Bourne (2016). It works by itself but it feels formulaic. Low point is the villain being there since the beginning and bourne just remembering it.
>>220214435how do i cast her in my movie. she'd be perfect for my androgynous looking serial killer
>>220214769>>220215465>>220215437Where do I find girls like this?
>>220232095Your local LGBTQQ~SOMFGWTFLMAOBBQ bar
>>2202144353000 miles to gracelandreleased in 2001 this movie is so late 90s pre 9-11. from the cuts, the music, the gratiutous violence towards cops. i enjoyed it, costener as murphy is so cool even makes long balding hair look cool. courtney cox is just pre wall and fucks a couple times but sadly no nudity.
>>220232587If you want the most early 2000xs movie, try this
>>220214435Any non-binary bitches that look like that and do throated porn?
>>220214435Godzilla 2000. I enjoyed the look back in time a lot. The scale.>development began 2 months after the release of TriStar's GodzillaI had thought I was seeing some similarities though IDK if it's intentional or just natural for any new Godzilla continuityStill, being so close together it's interesting to see different takes on some very similar actions and how different the effect/prop work is
could've been cool but it dropped the ball in the third act
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>>220232587 That movie is pure TRL-core. The slow-mo casino shootout with the buttrock blasting feels like a Limp Bizkit AMV someone somehow turned into a feature. Kurt Russell chewing scenery in an Elvis jumpsuit, Costner hamming it up like he’s in a different movie entirely, Ice-T and Busey just existing-absolute pre-Patriot Act chaos energy.It’s not “good” but it’s aggressively 2001 in a way that loops back around to being kino. They really let studios cook back then.
Saw Dust Bunny last night.Slow start, but once it gets going, it was pretty good.
>>220214435This is kino concentrate, I was enthralled the whole way through. A Lynchian black comedy with some soft-porn elements because Italians can't help themselves. 10/10
>>220228246I saw Memento on a plane, but the headphones they gave you back then were hard to hear so I missed much of the dialogue. I think I got the gist of it.
Cannibal Ferox. It was dogshit.
>>220231193Don’t know, haven’t seen it yet.
>>220231815based dense froganon
Out of interest what do you call a "non-binary" person where would normally say "girl" or "boy? Like, this girl is nice, or this boy is loud.
>>220214667WRONG KID DIED
If she's so non-binary why doesn't she keep her mustachio??? Cunt.
>>220214435Iron Man 3, think it's actually overhated. There was a long boring stretch in the middle but otherwise pretty good for capeshit.
>>220221562She seems to be doing a lot of these remote interviews right now so more exciting talking webms for you
>>220241639She should definitely do porn soon
>>220240807The villain's death by exploding Iron Man armor was fine, they really didn't need him to pop back up then just get swatted by Potts.
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>>220241639
>>220241942She's caused my balls to swell up. I think they might explode. What should I do?
>>220243756>She
>>220235451Kino. Filters some people because of the non-linear narrative but it's maybe the best adaption of the spirit of comic books I've seen. It has the feeling of picking up a few random issues and reading them back to back.Somewhat based on Dylan Dog, so that does fit.
>>220235232You and me are probably the only two people that have seen that pile of trash I actually thought it was total greenscreen lobshit from start to finish. Slow start? Brother literally nobody said a single word until 25 minutes in you can't be doing that shit
Kill me.But kill Matthew Vaughn first.
>>220241942me on the left, just off-camera
>>220224822Non-binary is just a way of getting special snowflake points without having to go through horrible surgeries/ hormone replacement. That's what anon is worried about.
>>220245893It's just the newer word for tomboy.
