Comedy is dead
Actually I think getting a prize for comedy because you gargle Trump's nuts in a building he slapped his name on is hilarious. Assuming this isn't fake which it probably is.
Why not just call it the Epstein trump center?
>>220215904>Not liking trannies is gargling Trump's nuts It's really a mystery why nobody likes you guys
>>220215937Blumpf wants child sex changes legalized with parental consentMiggers are a joke
>>220215904It's real. https://www.kennedy-center.org/news-room/press-release-landing-page/bill-maher-27-mark-twain-prize/
>>220215930
who the fuck is Trump Kennedy?
>>220215835Bill Maher embarrassing his fellow jew Davis Cross was pretty funny
I am 41 years old and I have never watched Bill Maher's show, nor do I know anyone who has ever watched his show
>>220215986While some confusion emerged from a March 2026 Truth Social post (later deleted) that appeared to mention "parental consent" in a list of actions against "transgender mutilation surgery for children", the official, enacted policy of the Trump administration is to treat gender-affirming care for minors as unsafe and to stop it.
>>220216488Nice to meetchaNow you have
Bill Maher, known for such famous jokes as...
>>220216653There's more to humor than "jokes" funny guy
>>220216681Bill Maher, known for such famous humorous statements as...
>>220216448Yeah. At least he does occasionally get fed up with Hollywood lunacy like the trans kids bs.
>>220215835Why? He's pretty funny.
>>220216698Sept 17th 2001>We have been the cowards, lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly
>>220215904If you actually followed this story you'd know that the white house denied he was getting the award when it was initially revealed the press secretary and the communication director both said it was fake news. After Maher said Trump wasn't insane Trump made a statement that he was no different than any other talk show host and his ratings are so low no one will even learn about the lies he tells about him. At this point this has got to be all kayfabe.
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>>220216698>It's Saint Patrick's day in a couple of days>I already saw a guy puking in the street>It was my stock broker>I said "What's the matter">He said "I'm sick of winning"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9txhe-5EJA
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>>220215835I saw "Bill Maher" and "dead" and you got my hopes up.
>>220219282lol
>>220219282Why don’t you go shoot him then like everyone else you don’t like?
>>220215937>Not liking trump makes you a trannyIt's really a mystery why nobody likes you guys
>>220219552Why would you think I was a leftist?
>>220219282Same, kek.>>220219552Fuck off glownig.
>>220218846that makes it even funnier oh my god
>>220219567It's just another person who is commenting without knowing anything about anything and thinks because Maher says chudlike things sometimes that's what gargling Trump's balls is supposed to be and not the comments Maher made about going to a dinner with Trump and saying that he's just a normal funny guy behind the scenes and he must be pretending to be insane for the cameras.
>>220219552My psychiatrist said she wouldn't give me my hormone prescription if I bought a gun.
>>220219589Because wanting people that disagree with them to die is a main liberal tenant.
>>220219714Do you not know who Bill Maher is?
>>220219552Why don't you speak up for gun control to help prevent stuff like that from happening?
>>220219745Some guy you would shoot if you got the chance?
>>220215835Based Bill making libtards seethe
>>220215835>Prize for American "Humo(u)r"Kek. Kekaroo even.
>>220219745Someone the modern left calls a fascist. Funny how that works.
>>220215937No one said anything about trannies faggot, calm down. You retards need to find your own site.
>>220220180I've seen a lot more of the contrary in the real world. Miggers are absolutely cooked. Have fun pretending you never believed any of this faggot shit for the rest of your life, also find a new website.
>>220220186Gargle our nuts, bitch
>>220220353Seething libtard
>>220220456You're gonna have to come up with your own thoughts. This shit you all say has gotten pretty stale, especially when we all know how quickly you pathetic retards fly off the handle. And I'm supposedly the one seething lol
>>220220282>You retards need to find your own site.>>220220353>find a new website.So you’re either samefagging or using the same subreddit/discord?
>>220220517Im the same person. Find a new website faggot lol
>>220220529Go back to yours.
Twain himself wouldn't have approved of most of the Mark Twain Prize winners, with the possible exceptions of Pryor, Carlin, and Chappelle.
>>220220529Thanks for at least admitting it. This was never left leaning website, it was just much less political. You’re either new here or larping.
>>220220576Samuel Clements wouldn't give a fuck, not like you lames
>>220220489Excuse me sir this is a Wendy's
>>220220629It was never a political whining space for faggot inbreds. I've been here a lot longer than you actually :)
Bill Maher is based as fuckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y-weAe1Xz0
>>220220675I doubt it but I think you accidentally tagged me earlier anyways so it’s all moot. Enjoy your night.
Bill Maher has taken the Late Night Comedy genre to the next level.
>>220215835 I'm so outraged!J/k, I don't care
Bill Maher is a comedian??? I thought he was another boring boomer political commentator
>>220221889He says stupid shit in a whiny voice and people say it's comedy
>>220221920i might not agree or like his shit, but hes been through the ringer back in the days when he was kicked out of abc for spicy jokes.
>>220220282Maher is specifically getting shit on by the msm because he openly talks about how supporting trannies has cost the left political ground. No one has to bring up trannies to dog on leftists because we all know it's something they all religiously believes in
>>220219567>>220219642Yeah this is tds. What you described is not ball gargling unless you're a leftist
>>220221975>>220221994Faggots
>>220215937He regularly does damage control to try to remind Trump they’re supposed to be friends before he goes on a smug dialogue about how everyone but him is dumbHe is very spineless
>>220221994TDS is a term invented by ball garglers that don't like common sense
>>220215937Its more the loving isreal thing.
>a liberal getting a reward from a liberal and a liberalWow...
>>220218529Didn't age well
>>220216681Nut shots are pretty funny tbdesu. Farts too.
>>220215835Politically I quite like Bill Maher, because hes the only annoying liberal talk show host that actually fully believes all the nonsense he is shouting and not just because its what the californian audience wants to hear in *current year*. At least hes been consistent through the years even when that pissed his audience off, for example he openly shat on islam because it goes against liberal values. Hes an oldschool libtard and actually believes in something, making him above 90% of American political grifters who can only chase trends.As a comedian he fucking sucks though wtf who would ever nominate him for a fucking comedy prize. Norm said it best: "nothing less fun than a comedian who acts like he is smarter than his audience"
>>220226392>I like him because he is a unapologetic jew
>>220221994>not liking something is "derangement"is this the idiocracy marketing strategy
>>220215904>Leftists turning on each other & eating each other over the slightest fucking differences in ideologyLmao, same as it ever was, faggots. Same shit you did to Rowling, Morrisey, Rogan, etc.Pretty soon you'll be boiling each other's children alive over disagreements over which ass-cheek Karl Marx preferred to shift his weight to while taking a dump, as is your fanatical, trustless & back-stabbing nature.
>>220219567>>220220282You're an obnoxious leftshit. Assuming you're a tranny is 100% a valid assumption, considering the DNC has chosen to make itself "The Tranny Party". Men cutting their own cocks of is LITERALLY the hill they have chosen to die on, and they literally excommunicate you from the Party if you're NOT 110% on-board with it. See: Rowling.Stop pretending anyone's "bringing it up out of nowhere" when shitting on you. Because they aren't. It's relevant whenever talking to a leftshit.
>>220215930>still desperately trying to push thisI will never understand why Democrats thought they could dupe the public into associating woke-ideology advocate, trans-rights supporter, terminal TDS-sufferer and DNC Super-Donor Jeffery Epstein with Trump. That was SUCH a retarded play it blows my mind, but my expectations for Democrats in 2025-2026 never seem to be low ENOUGH to match reality.
Should go to Dave Attell or Colin Quinn.
>>220227277"The idiocracy marketing strategy" is literally the DNC marketing strategy, kek.
>>220227636>was the one who introduced melania to zion don>was friends for years with zion don>zion don signed his birthday card with pedo stuff
>>220227277>unironically spending your free-time shrieking online, calling people "chuddies", etc.>just "not liking something"Lmao, OK, faggot. Everybody knows how irrational you are by this point, but tell yourself whatever you need to.
>>220227606>>220227565>>220227636No one wants to read your faggot maga bullshit
>>220227687>spending your free-time shrieking online, calling people "chuddies"I don't do any of those things, though. I just think it's retarded to say "if you don't like something, that makes you deranged"
>>220227687You're here doing this and they're deranged? Reality check: you're in a failing cult right now and you're mad about losing the next civil war before it even starts
>>220227654The only correct answer is Louis CK. Or Doug Stanhope. Attell is a gifted stand up comedian and writer, but he doesn't have the depth or legacy. He'd be the first to admit it. If they gave it to Quinn we'd all have to suffer trying to listen to him speak and no one wants that.
>>220222046>Leftcuck>talking about """common-sense"""Lmao, I'm sure you'll school everyone in """common-sense""" right after you give your paycheck to BLM again and then snip your own dick off.
>>220227636>still sucking trumps dick
>>220219833>It's YOU'RE fault my side is full of crazed, murderous lunatics and terrorists, actually!!!Fucking KEK, are leftists even capable of ever taking responsibility for their own actions?
>>220227717Bro the Democrat party doesn't even want to associate with COVID era progressives like you. They're going to run moderates for the next 50 years and you're going to be a freak pariah with no platform forever lol
and this is why China won
>>220227738>no argument>goes right to imagining gay sex-actsYep, it's a leftshit post.
Well, I can see that this pick for the Twain award has done much to bring us all together in this divisive time. Or the opposite of that. See you in November.
>>220227681>lie>lie>lieIt's all you have left, queermo. Leftists are so fucking cooked by this point, lmao.
>>220227736>>220227748>>220227756>>220227764Maga faggots will cry and seethe at the drop of a hat and say all five of the insults they know lol
>>220227760Turns out Megalopolis wasn't as irrelevant as people thought.
>>220227773What are you even pissing & moaning about with a post like this?Bill Maher is "dividing America"? How? And he wasn't doing that you you were still personally approving of ALL his leftshit talking-points, rather than seething at him because he strayed slightly off of the ideological plantation?
>>220227784You should start samfagging in this thread too and stay up all night ruining your weekend
>>220227784>Shrieking troon has no argumentYWNBAW, BTW
>>220227810>>220227815>More of the same crying Wait till they break out the meems so we know they mean business
>>220227717>You're here doing this and they're deranged? Doing what? Laughing at the shrieking trannies malding at Maher, i.e. one of their own, daring to commit some level of wrong-think? Kek.>you're in a failing cult right nowNo, that's wokeoids like you.
>>220227815>Le no argument Go to reddit for that crybaby
>>220227636It's called misinformation the goal is not spread knowledge but slander in an effort to undermine their political oponents cause they cannot win fair and Square
>>220222030>I wrote an entire Fanfiction about Bill Maher and what he supposedly does and why, in order to justify my seething over himVery mentally-healthy behavior, Anon.
>>220227845>LIKE UIm posting here and calling you a faggot so probably not like me, nigga.
>>220227835Ok you look like this
>>220215904Better than getting awards and job offers cause you agree with the media, Hollywood and corporations by saying retarded shit like trans rights are human rights and whatnot or no human is illegal
>>220227851>leftshit thinks you don't need to at least have an argument to postWow, that explains a lot right there. Namely why so many leftshit posts are just meaningless, angry, incoherent noise.
>>220227855Maybe you're just not worth arguing with desu :)
>>220227877Kek. Watch 0 leftist faggots address this salient point.
>>220227760
>>220227883>>220227875>WAAAA UR LE LEFT AND LE TRANNY wrong and wrong again lol ur just le faggots and embarrassing to be around
Threads like these remind me that leftists are just constantly, perpetually miserable, but also remind me that that's kind of the existence they outright deserve.
>>220227892>>>Reddit
>>220227887>"I-I-I could TOTALLY own you in an argument, ch-chud. ...B-But I won't bother!!!"Very convincing. You totally don't sound at all like a scared, desperate little faggot with no rational or convincing arguments left.
PSA to normal dude /tv/ aficionados. This one particularly mentally ill troon has come on here the last few nights and fires seetheposts and samefagposts 1 min apart with shaking hands until the sun comes up. It wants to change the site or something lol
>>220215986MAGA Republicans are just 90s Democrats. Democrats have, meanwhile, become unhinged. I'm a liberal, a social democrat even, I don't fucking want the Reich in, I don't want gay people to be in jail. I just don't want them shoving their cock into my face with their pride parades. So Republicans have become preferable for normal, nominally apolitical people.
>yet another designated leftist-tantrum threadI suppose that's better than just letting them run around in other threads, fucking everything up and smearing their diaper-feces on everything.
>>220227965And this right here is why Democrats keep losing anywhere they can't simply illegally import a replacement voting-base.They've alienated everyone except literally the most extreme and the most indoctrinated.
>>220227965Same. I could even live with the pride parade far away that I don't go near. For me it's "you need to accept 3 million immigrants per year from nations with an extremely strong leftist rebel tradition as part of their social fabric until America looks like honduras and we can form a voting bloc to seize your small business in 2050". Trump is embarrassing at an interpersonal level, but I would vote for him or pol pot to stop the obvious progressive future
>>220220353>Have fun pretending you never believed any of this faggot shit for the rest of your lifeLmao, this stupid nigger unironically thinks that rightwingers and other sane people are going to start loving trannies & illegal immigration and denying they ever hated it the second Trump's out of office. Holy fuck you faggots are in for a rude awakening.
>>220228021this is just cope. Republicans do fine with hispanics and especially Indians. They've been shifting over to becoming a post-racial, post-white political party under Trump. The idea that immigrants will vote for dems doesn't make sense when Republicans are perfectly happy to keep avenues of immigration and naturalization open and keep all the minority loans/scholarship/business grants that discriminate against whites in place
>>220220489>You're gonna have to come up with your own thoughts.Ah yes, the modern Prog-Cuck Democrat: The EPITOME of independent-thought, originality & rejection of Group-Think...>This shit you all say has gotten pretty staleWow, as opposed to you spamming some variation of "DRUMPF IS LE HITLER" for 10 years straight?>especially when we all know how quickly you pathetic retards fly off the handleYour side is the one literally going around and shooting people dead/setting shit on fire, kek.
>>220227887I accept your concession
>>220228093>It makes no sense that immigrants would vote for the party that imports them, sets them up with gibs (paid for by Whites) to live off of, and then literally pays to bus them to Voting StationsYeah, faggot, it's a real mystery why they'd do that.
>>220220353>also find a new website.Lol this whole site is us and you're here seething in this thread alone
>>220228128That's where you're wrong.
>>220215835I refuse to believe this is real bahahaababahahahababab makes conan winning the thing under Trump all the more humiliating
>>220228093>Republicans are perfectly happy to keep avenues of immigration and naturalization openThis is the first net-negative migration period in the nations recent history. Nice try with the demoralization lies though
>>220228021The funny thing is, Republicans had the same issue back when they ran wackos like Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann back in the 2010s. They were completely unelectable up until Trump came in and fixed them up, and Trump's a fucking centrist. He's more to the center than the likes of prior GOP leaders like Newt Gingrich, Bob Dole and George W. Bush.
>>220228152>leftshit screeching at non-leftshits that they "don't belong on 4chan"Lmao, that's hilarious.No, Reddit-colonizer: YOU need to "find a different website".
>>220227688this retard still thinks his miga dogshit is still a thing. he probably continues to seethe about gaymer gate and msheu
>>220228125Trump hit 45% of the latino community in some areas last election. Immigrants aren't a threat to the future success of the Republican party, especially as they continue to run more and more hispanic and Indian candidates. There is what you think, what you're told and then what is real. The reality is that Republicans are gaining with non-whites because they've jettisoned even making fake appeals to white people and have become a post-racial, post-white America party
How do you think he is feeling right now?
>>220228152You're actually distinctive enough to track around the board like a wounded tranny animal
>>220228166People like Palin were ALREADY successful politicians prior to running for major office, so no, not "unelectable" or whatever. You probably genuinely think a candidate saying "there are only two genders" makes them an "unelectable wackjob".
>>220228196You'll say this one moment and then say republicans are committing white supremacy genocide against all non blue eyed people the next because you're a psychotic liar
>>220220353No normal people are getting on board with endless brown immigration and cutting childrens dicks and breasts off, retard.
>>220215835Fake news
>>220228212you're the schizo for projecting my political preferences when you don't know me. Your schizo headcanon has me pegged as some kind of democrat but I'm just a white nationalist telling you what is happening. Republicans aren't worried about immigration and will do fine in the future. Watch, if not Rubio, the next Republican leader will be a non-white of some kind
>>220228211No, there really are only two genders. This isn't a radical position. This isn't something that's right-wing. This is what normal people actually think. My point is the Republican Party of the 2010s was about muh Jesus in the same vain Democrats are about woke today. Woke and Muh Jebus are both unelectable positions, but most people would rather stomach the latter than the former, as at least modern day Jebusism is mostly aesthetics.
>>220227801based Megalopolis poster
>>220228199seething over goys not getting drafted yet.
>>220228252You're a false flag demoralization larper and your script is dime-a-dozen shit. Fuck off
>>220227965Yep. I was happy not giving a shit about politics for a long time. You can't do the insane things post2010 leftists want though.
The only reason why the Democrats lost in 2024 presidential elections is because they were 50/50 split on the Palestinian issue. Half were pro Palestine and the other half was pro Israel. To the elites, that could not go unpunished. The same 5 swing states that were allowed to count until 4am for Biden all somehow closed early for Trump in 2024. The elites punished the Democrats for their pro Palestine leanings.
>>220228097I noted no leftist troons replied to this. Wonder why. Funny pic.
>>220228320The Democrats lost because they’re literally an anti-white party and people are sick of that shit.
>>220222030Okay. That sounds plausible, but then that just raises the question: what would it look like if someone was honestly criticizing Trump on some things and praising him on others? Take aside that Bill Maher is just spineless and doing damage control as you say, what would it look like if someone was honestly doing what he claims to be doing? Or is that intrinsically impossible, and either you are maximally negative about Trump in all ways at all times, or you're a shill, with absolutely zero inbetween or nuance even possible in principle. Not disagreeing that Maher in the specific is doing what you say, I'm trying to understand the underlying philosophy here.
>>220228320>elites punished themlol. They had a shittier candidate, who didn't disagree with an unpopular president's policies, and are antiwhite and protranny. It's pretty simple.
>>220227636The funniest thing about the Epstein files is that Epstein inadvertently created /pol/ by telling Moot to contain all the racists and antisemites to one part of the site. He was pretty fucking stupid.
>>220228097>>220228330Real question: what's stopping them from putting Kirk's discord assassin or the mutt ape from the correspondents dinner into a cell unit with the most violent Aryan brotherhood gang? I want them to start doing this and televize the stabbings
>>220228320But Trump's campaign was actually more pro-Palestine than he ended up being. Even early 2nd term Trump reduced the Gaza genocide.
>>220228352Trying to make a Democrat even imagine a human who isn't ideologically Orthodox is like trying to teach a dog a card trick
>>220228300damn, zogbrains are beyond help
>>220228320>The only reason why the Democrats lost in 2024 presidential elections is because they were 50/50 split on the Palestinian issueThis is laughable. Independents swayed the election and it was all the crazy DEI bs that Biden's handlers enacted plus the absolute lack of charisma and perceived leadership quality from Harris and their persecution of Trump making him into a martyr underdog that lost them the election.
>>220227896>>220228436>>220228320>bill Maher genocides a trillion goys with jokes>gets away with it 100%, never suffers any consequences >lives to a tender old age before passing peacefully in bed surrounded by wealth and power like Kissinger and co.>meanwhile, thousands of Palestinians die screaming dailyWhere is Allah?
>>220228410>the Gaza genocidelol
for decades you could just call bill maher a smug, smarmy prick and no one cared, but as soon as liberals started disliking him rightoids had to pretend they liked him and they will call you a tranny if you say something even mildly critical or mocking of him(see >>220219282 and >>220220186). same thing happened with rowling.
>>220228523Adding onto this, Biden won 2020 because of banking on 2010s nostalgia. Like I said, Independents are centrists. Centrist heaven was the early 2010s. Racism was defeated, the wacko religious nutjobs of the Bush Era were locked to their Southern containment zone.It really was a good time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUVCQXMUVnIAnd then UK fucked with Russia in Ukraine and then GamerGate happened in quick succession.
>>220227944>It wants to change the site or something lolI'm sensing as much. He (they/xey) has been hard at it as of late, trying to manufacture faux consensus or something.
>>220228555more real than the holohoax
>>220228594>rightoids had to pretend they liked himI don't think they're pretending to like him as much as they're highlighting the ideological conformity that libs seem to hold their favorite media and public commentators to. Anything short of an absolute condemnation of Trump and anything considered to be a supposed conservative or RW position is met with pure disdain and vindictiveness. Even something as seemingly neutral, like when their favorite news media, Wapo, chose not to officially endorse a candidate (even though the editorial still did), they faced a wave of boycotts and resignations and cancelled subscriptions. Think about how crazy that is.
>>220228810The way I see it, Bill is an anti-woke, common sense, atheist lib. I wish there were more like him desu.
>>22022888550% of society is like that, with around 30% genuine MAGAs and 20% Wokies. Normal people favored MAGA over Woke.
>>220227965I thought gays were fine but it was the trannies that were problematic?Gays were fine due to having decades to ingratiate themselves. Shows like Will and Grace along with trends such as Metrosexual fashion helped a ton.Trannies didn't bother with either and latched onto the gays' success assuming they wouldn't meet resistance.Now they get conflated by retards like (You).
>>220215835I hope he speaks truth to power and tells Trump that he is a cringe ontocrat.And then turns around and tells Democrats they all suck and their tranny and shitskin obsession has driven America to elect that bronze clown.Old Bill Maher would have.
>>220228996>Now they get conflatedNTA, but they lumped in the trannies and nonbinary hamsterkin by extending their queer and pride labels to all degenerates. there should be a gay equivalent of a TERF, a trans exclusive compassionate homosexual or something.
>>220229023Thr Democrats have bigger problems then trannies now. All the third worlders they imported hate Jews and vote for rent control. Oy very!
