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>>220216502*steals your last $20*psh, nothing personnel, kiddo.
>>220216502WOODEN
>>220216467How are they going to recreate this in post-mamdani nyc?
>>220218095>R-rent, please, Mr. Parker? My daughter...>If your daughter is too much for you to feed, maybe she should find a man.>Heh, maybe, sir. I...>I wasn't clear enough for you. I want your daughter in this doorway by eight, tonight. She doesn't need to bring anything.>W-wait...>*slams door in face*
>>220218095>>220218682nyc seems to be doing just fine under mamdani but keep pretending its apocalyptic kek
>>220218845You misunderstand. We must go farther.
>>220216467>Be months behind with rent>Not evicted Does this really happen in the land of the free?
>>220216467Your daughter?
>>220216467you want door fixed, man of spiders?
>>220219023Yes, because you'll just keep accruing late fees that you have to pay eventually. They turn you into a debt slave.
>>220216467>>220218000just don't pay it. unironically if you live in like nyc or commiefornia and you have a person and not a company renting to you it takes over a year for them to evict you
>>220218845he has a massive budget deficit and needs to raise taxes also the entire island of manhattan smells like a designated shitting street and the bronx and queens/brooklyn is even worse
>>220216467in the contract it states within the first five days of the month. let me spend the weekend in peace.
>>220219023yeah if you live in any blue state or city they can't evict you for like a literal year >>220219355they can't make you pay shit
>>220219416>I just won't pay itAt which point they just garnish your wages or hire people to legally rob your house.
>>220219446I REFUSE, YOU'LL NEVER MAKE ME PAY!!!
>>220219446they can't garnish your wages. if you don't pay your landlord in nyc they literally have no recoursethe guy was extra fucked in peter's case because renters can refuse to pay if the landlord refuses to do repairs like fixing the god damn door
>>220218095>How are they going to recreate this in post-mamdani nyc?Well his retarded socialist policies have failed every time they have been tried and will result in higher rents and a housing shortage.>>220218845>just fineHe just started, you brainwashed retard.It's hilarious you cultists see your policies failing over and over yet you keep voting for them.
>>220218095>>220218682>>220218845>>220218927>>220219023Also it's funny that most of these dilapidated units are literally owned by the fucking city and mamdani is pretending they're from private landlords or something kekAlso, Funny that Tokyo and Austin doesn't have these problems and has an abundance of cheaper units.We need to ban socialists from voting. There's no other reasonable way to prevent this cancer from spreading.
>>220219571>if you don't pay your landlord in nyc they literally have no recourseand NYC fags wonder why the rent is so high and there's a housing shortage lmao
>>220218089My bathroom is full of zyklon b! I'm not paying rent until it's gone!
>Be Peter Parker in 2026>bet a million bucks that Spiderman will show up on top the Empire State next Wednesday>show up then>become instamillionaire>pay rent>pull out an alladin move on mj>buy a home for aunt May in Miami >all problems solved>they figured out I'm Spiderman because of the bet>gets arrested for being a vigilante>not a perfect plan afterall
>>220221915Where can you bet on stuff like that?
>>220218095>How are they going to recreate this in post-mamdani nyc?the landlord is just going to be a government bureaucrat and 10 times as vicious
>>220221915I can tell you're a zoomer because being able to bet on every random thing is a very recent idea. No random bookie is taking a bet that huge on something completely random unless they know him and knew he could pay. And even if he did take the bet, they'd just refuse to pay out because it would seem rigged, even if you don't realize he's spiderman you'd assume they were working together to scam you.
>>220218095>>220218682>>220218845Socialists deserve to be round up and drowned in public.
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>>220218845Meanwhile Mamdani is making it mandatory for all children to learn arabic numerals.This is the islamic hellhole leftists want America to become.
>>220222335Why are leftists so chronically unfunny?Is snarky shitty reddit humor all they have?
>>220222335I really hope you actually live in NYC. PLEASE get stabbed on the subway while you're desperately looking for a job when the inevitable unemployment hits.
