>Charlie Bucket was allowed to finish the tour and return his everlasting gobstopper, despite having messed with the Fizzy Lifting Drink>Mike Teavee was not allowed to finish the tour or return his gobstopper, despite being perfectly capable of doing so even at his sizeIt was rigged
I really don't care
>>220216569ok
>>220219374brat
Wonka could see that Charlie was a good kid while the others were little shits
>>220220016Then what was the point of even inviting the other kids
>>220220039as terrible as charlies family was i dont think they would have let him run off with the crazy candy man if it wasnt a random prize
>>220220077Regardless Wonka clearly set up specific traps for the kids with songs and everything, he could've just sent them away shortly after they arrived.
>>220220039>>220220224He did 5 tickets to give enough chances that at least one kid would be worthy. He sets up the whole tour because its always been secret and he obviously wants to show off his 'genius' to new people. The traps themselves are not specifically designed for each kids its just dramatic irony that they fall for ones that associate with their character flaws, and the oompa loompas improvise the songs.
>>220220366Regardless, Mike Teavee should've gotten the chance to return his gobstopper too.
>>220219374love 'ruca
>>220220436...is that AI?
>>220220469what do you mean?
>>220220511Now make one with a tiny Mike
>>220220527I don't take suggestions
>>220220016Charlie drank the fizzie lifting drink, he wasn't a good kid
>>220216508Willy Wonka, (born Wilhelm Heidrich von Kähss) was a German-British socialite, confectioner, scientist and convicted war criminal.Wilhelm was born to Anne-Marie Rittner and Adolphus Eissern von Kähss in the town of Schökolade-Metzingersburg am Rhein on August 12, 1914 to a wealthy family of sugar merchants.Throughout his childhood Wilhelm excelled at his studies specifically in science and musical courses but his father Adolphus did not approve of the arts and at age 13 he was sent to live in Windhoek, Nambia -formerly the colonial capital of Imperial Germany's Deutsch Südwestafrika to toughen him up.Though Germany was forbidden to have a standing army at the time, he was enrollled in a clandestine military school for German youths operated by former German imperial army officers and anti-British Boer sympathizers from neighboring South Africa. Here Wilhelm learned hand to hand combat, marksmanship, military strategy, reconnaissance and counterintelligence.He also developed a fascination with the local pygmy tribesmen known as the Umphulhu-Hluwmpaha in their native language or the Oempa-Loempa in Afrikaans. He devoted a year to studying and documenting their language and culture.When he was 15, he returned to Germany and enrolled in the Hitlerjugend becoming a rising star in the organization, even featuring on propaganda posters and newsreels which spoke of his charismatic fervor for German food science and his Aryan looks.When he was 18 as Germany re armed he joined the Wehrmacht but was quickly taken up by the SS who sent him to university where he quickly completed degrees in chemestry and biology. He was then placed in charge of the new office for military food science, the Militärischelebensmittelwissenschaftdienst or the MSD.In 1939 the MSD under now Oberdienstführer von Kähss was put in charge of the mass production of high energy food products for the military.
>>220220712He was acting out after a lifetime of molestation by his grandfather. Cut him some slack,
>>220220869In late 1939 the MSD begin experimenting with adding both plant based stiumulants and synthetic amphetamines to their food products which included chocolates, candies and canned fruits all made with sugar supplied by the von Kähss family utilizing internmemt camp labor.The products were also offered on the civilian market to factory workers and featured a musical advertisement campaign. It was through this campaign that Wilhelm met Leni Riefenstahl. The two shared a love for musicals and Wilhelm begin writing in his free time.In 1941 as the war grew more intense, Adolphus von Kähss worked with Albert Speer to construct a combination factory - concentration camp, which would come to be known as Süßigkeitenmann Arbeitslager or the Candyman work camp.Prisoners from within Germany including Roma, Jews, communists and other political enemies were used as forced labor. Later Polish and Czech POWs were also used. These workers processed raw ingredients and the stimulants into final products which were then delivered to the Waffen SS. Under Wilhelm, the MSD tested the recipes on prisoners as well, to find out how much of these additives were enough to be dangerous or lethal.In 1945 US and British troops liberated the camp. Wilhelm was caught in his office trying to burn documents and early drafts of his musicals. He was arrested after trying to poison himself with an arsenic licorice stick of his own formulation.He was convicted of war crimes and sentenced to 6 years in prison for profitting off of forced labor, but was spared charges of crimes against humanity and a death sentence after the Catholic diocese of Baden intervened and negoted the harsher charges away in exchange for von Kähss turning over research on creating more addictive food products to US food companies and the OSI. He was allowed to retain the wealth his company obtained through the war held in $35 million in Swiss gold bullion.
>>220220884So? Mike had good reason to act out too
>>220220986During his years in prison, Wilhelm learned English from the American guards. He wrote and sold several plays to American and British producers under a pen name. Many of the producers were Jewish and he was terrified that he would be discovered.After his term was served he changed his name from Wilhelm Heidrich von Kähss to his pen name, "William Henry Wonka" creating a new surname by combining the sounds "VON-KÄ"hss from his German surname. Not yet fluent in English, he frequently confused the V and W in English, often mispronouncing his own English name as "Vonka".As his father Adolphus was hanged for his role in planning the Candyman deathcamp, William inherited his father's entire fortune of approximately $95 million USD.In 1961 he migrated to the United Kingdom under his new name. Having learned English and pop culture from his American guards, he created a false persona and claimed to be an American migrant from New York stating he grew up near Broadway, a place he had never been.He utilized his capital and expertise to found the Wonka Chocolate Company PLC in 1962. He at the same time became well known in British high society, especially in theater.To guarentee a captive market Wonka added plant based stimulants derived from the coca plant. He obtained them through a clandestine network of former SS officials he maintained contact with living in South America.In 1970, Isareli nazi hunters captured his supplier, former SS Hauptführer Otto Manfred at his villa in Bariloche, Argentina. During his trial he named Wonka as a key financier of the nazi exile community and the Israeli knesset urged the British government to punish Wonka. With his identity uncovered, Wonka fell into a deep depression and became a recluse. Most of his staff, former British veterens quit and he was forced to import the Umphulhu-Hluwmpaha as labor. In 1971 Wonka conceived the Golden ticket ad campaign in an effort to restore his companies prestige.
>>220220436She should shove Mike up her bum
>>220223172Why?
