What would you do in this situation?
probably join the ayysi got nothin going on anyways
Snort the drug pens and have sex with Delilah
Let 'em tweak.
sex with the freaky punk girl
>>220218430not go to that shithole
>>220218513My man
get raped I guess
It was pretty kino that we got to see the wholesome blonde girl naked
>>220218473Delilah was too fine. Perfect whore attitude too.
Am I 5'5 like Elijah Wood?
Aliens are taking over the world? Id 'way' it
>>220218786It was weird seeing her as a terrorist in 24.
I had a weird dream with this movie's plot the other day
>>220220601No shit eh? I had a similar one like a month ago
>>220220601Did u die
>>220221155No I was getting chased by aliens who already conquered the entire world and it was like Invasion of the Body Snatchers but with a school setting like The Faculty for some reason. Scary as fuck.
>>220218430I got my first handjob watching this in a movie theater back in the day.
>>220218430I would have done everything I bloody well could so I wouldn’t be in that situation to begin with. It’s a hypothetical. I can’t answer a hypothetical like that. Don’t play games.
Imagine if Salma Hayek was the nurse in your school. I’d be sick all the time!!! Haha
>>220221947I'd probably be too embarrassed to be at the nurse's office as I got sick a lot and just really wanted to get sent home due to vomiting.
>>220218457Hey, just wanted to say I hope for the best for you. You can find dreams to follow and people to connect with.
>>220218473Guaranteed to jack you off
You can tell this was filmed pre-Columbine because nobody makes a big deal out of the bad boy bringing a gun to school.
>>220218430Same thing the kids did. Find the leader and kill it. This is Earth motherfucker, you come to trade and maybe screw its all good. Parasites in our faces? Enjoy some caffeine space trash
>>220222991>Yeah finding the leader will... uh kill all the other alien parasitesWhat the fuck made them jump to that conclusion and then proceed to take it as a literal fact. What happened if they did kill the leader and nothing happen besides being trapped inside a build filled with parasite infected humans?
>>220222840She looks like the main character from this movie >>220218430 but in drag.
>>220223818Or they kill the leader and it kills all the hosts too.
Jerk off and listen to The Offspring
>>220225053Me from 1999 to 2002
>>220222924the gun was at his house, never at the school
>>220218430Fuck the awkward alien
>>220218430They don't make posters like this anymore
>>220225207I could swear I remember a scene where he has it in the trunk of his car at school and shows it off to the two dorks he sells fake IDs to. But it's been a long time and I'm probably misremembering.
>>220221357>anon's sex life is so bleak he still reminisces about that time he got a handjob 30 years ago in a dark kinoplex watching a low budget teen horrorGrim
>>220218430Find the school’s water softener and use the salt pellets as weapons
Doesn't this movie have an absolute shit load of deleted scenes that were shown in trailers and preview footage that have never been released? I remember reading that there was a whole other main student character who was completely cut from the movie.
I like the tomboy with lezzie vibes that resembles Allie sin.
>>220218430There's nothing wrong with giving yourself to the queen. You would basically be her husband. You don't ever get sick, and bodily injuries just heal themselves. All self destructive social behavior would be gone. And there would be a utopian peace.
It's funny to me that they do a credit sequence at the end with video snippets of the characters but Jon Stewart's character who was an alien that got killed is shown with bandages like he recovered from his wounds unlike any other character.
>>220225207>>220226404He takes the gun to school and shoots a teacher (really an alien). I watched it just the other day and laughed at how that wouldn't fly after Columbine.
>>220218786isn't that the girl from suicide kings and preggoland?
>>220226916yeah that was a good gag. just has an eye patch and bandages on his fingers but then fumbles a donut
>>220227054yeah
>>220225053>>220225146this, normally jerking off to men singing would be gay but not if it's the offspring
>>220225053they were heavily featured in Idle Hands too and the lead singer got killed. It's weird because i knew they had hits but were they ever "THE band"?
