If the characters from Friends were to fight the characters from Seinfeld, who would win?
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>>220218765The numbers are unequal. Are you adding in Newman and a few others?Joey kills anyone from SeinfeldRachael is questionable but Monica and Phoebe both can kill ElaineChandler can't beat anyoneRoss and George are well matched. Ross has the physical edge but is likely to run where George would go into berserker mode.
>>220218765Someone get AI on this now.
>>220219131>Ross has the physical edge but is likely to run where George would go into berserker mode.Ross has red Ross mode.
>>220218765Costanza would beat everyone's ass, let alone a loose cannon like Kramer
Didn't poptarts do those commercials that were basically a ripoff of some old flash cartoon like the "my anus is bleeding" thing?
>>220219241>for the last time. We were on a break!>it wasnt a break!
>>220219160Good point but he didn't seem to make use of it most of the time when it was needed, such as when the "bullies" took over the couch at Central Perk.
>>220219284the only time we see him activate "red ross" mode he gets driven away in an ambulance. but then again he also does know karate.
>>220219216Poptarts were themselves a ripoff of Post's Country Squares. Due to manufacturing issues, Pop-Tarts were released first but the idea came from Post and Kellogg's ran with it.
>>220219241>>220219264>I'll show you a break you lousy piece of-
>>220219332Kramer shouldn't have called Charlie the en word.
>>220219131>Rachael is questionable but Monica and Phoebe both can kill ElaineOther way round, it took multiple security guards to throw Elaine out of a baseball game and she's a psycho who stabbed a guy with a fork for saying she had a big head.Phoebe is the only one of the Friends girls who stands a chance against her>Chandler can't beat anyone>Ross and George are well matched. Ross has the physical edge but is likely to run where George would go into berserker mode.Ross and Chandler were 100% down to fight the bullies in that one episode, there's no way Chandler is worth less than Jerry and I don't see Ross folding that quickly
>>220219131>The numbers are unequal. Are you adding in Newman and a few others?YesNewman, Puddy, Ugly Naked Guy, etc etc
The Seinfeldians are all more quantifiably unhinged throughout their entire roster. The Friends are unrepentant normies. It's no battle.
>>220218765Ross alone would kick all their asses.
>>220219422I assume they'd quickly take out most of them, and whatever Friend is left would go on a revenge spree
>>220219329>but then again he also does know karate.so does Kramer, top of his class too
>>220219473lmao
>>220219415Puddy vs Joey would be a good match.
>>220219431If he went Red Ross it would be all over.
>>220218765If the Friends prioritise attacking Kramer to get him out of the fight as soon as possible they'd probably win, if they don't Kramer would go apeshit when one of the other Seinfeld characters got taken out
>>220219395You're right, Jerry would literally do nothing. Ross and Chandler would at least try. And Phoebe would probably win the fight because Friends has the numbers and she'd probably just pull out a knife and start stabbing immediately.
>>220218765Does Jerry really think Friends is a ripoff of Seinfeld? Or if this is a meme does anybody think that? Seems like a retard take.
>>220219516>Jerry would literally do nothingJerry has a CCW licence. He'd start dropping em.
>>220219241>>220219332There should be a Seinfeld vs Friends Forever thing where things start out like a typical Seinfeld or Friends episode and then suddenly a character on the other show shows up to cause trouble and it escalates into a fightSo like Jerry is doing his stand-up like in the opening of each episode and suddenly you hear Chandler's voice in the audience heckling Jerry, eventually leading to them fighting on the stageOr Jerry and George are talking about The Walk Back In and Ross and Joey "accidentally" drop bowls of soup on them and walk away without apologizingOr Phoebe is singing at the coffee shop and Elaine shows up to break the guitarAnd so on
The seinfeld characters were cowards, Joey alone would probably make friends the victors. Kramer was terrified of those gay guys
>>220219241Omg we are literally going to be able to make peak friends/seinfeld crossover episodes with AI within a few years.How crazy is that?
>>220219131Elaine’s boyfriend David Puddy could singlehandedly beat the shit out of the entire Friends cast.
>>220219907yeah that's right
>>220219142Well that settles it. The breakdown of each character pretty much says Friends would win because they’re younger and more agile.
>>220220008Wrong. Tell it to take into account the pathological tendencies of the Seinfeldians matched up against the comparatively morally milquetoast Friendtonians.
>>220220008Well, yeah, of course they'd lose if it was an event with an audience. George would be too self-conscious and slip and fall and Kramer would get lost and never show up.
>>220219415>>220219907Puddy completely swings it in the Seinfeld crew's favor, it doesn't really matter if you add Newman or not as long as he's there
>>220219907idk man, Tom Selleck was the bf of Monica in early seasons.
>>220219907Puddy is a good asset so the question is if he's a major enough character to be included. Seinfeld only needs two additional fighters to equal the six from friends. Newman is the closest to being a main character who actually wasn't, so he's in slot five, leaving just one slot left. According to IMDB, those with the most appearances in Seinfeld are:Ruthie (works at the diner, so really doesn't count)Man on Sidewalk (an extra, so no)Susan (Friends have three males, three females, while Seinfeld already has four males and just one female, so she's the logical choice)George's momGeorge's dadJerry's momJerry's dadJ. PetermanUncle LeoSecurity GuardMr. WilhelmCafe waitressPuddyHe's so far down the list, it feels like he's a ringer.
>>220220042George and Elaine are pretty unhinged but Jerry and Kramer are pussys.I guess Elaine could flirt with Joey to distract him then George could hit him in the back of the head with a steel chair or something but even after that they're outnumbered with two teammates who are dead weight
>>220220134>My 70 year old boyfriend will kick your ass
George is the head of the Aryan Union while Joey and Ross dated the same black woman. George only needs to make one call for the MAGA Country forces to swoop in and end all of the Friends.
>>220219358Country Squares was always a dumb name. When I hear "Country Squares", the first thing that comes to my mind is "American Gothic"
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>>220219907Grok agrees, Puddy is the game changer.
>42 posts in>ctrl+f: Joe Davola>Phrase not foundunreal. He could solo the Friends cast easily.
>>220218765If they actually know they're fighting Friends wins easily because the Seinfeldians are pretty much all self-sabotagers, but if they're just put in opposition to one another then Seinfeld wins easily because they'd do much more devious shit.
Going deep on lore: Ralph Lauren vs J. Peterman, who wins?
>>220218765Do we love Jerry more than Larry and recognize Jerry's genius as the driving force behind Seinfeld yet?
Frank Costanza takes Joey out with a spiked sandwich before it even starts. Then Elaine calls this guy in and puts her feet up.
>>220220330No
>Gunther meets Elaine>Newman meets Rachel
>>220220219>When I hear "Country Squares", the first thing that comes to my mind isa game show featuring the Hee-Haw cast that rips off Hollywood Squares.
>>220220356but he made a whole movie about it . . .
>>220220328Easy win for Peterman
>>220219572Every other sitcom ever created (regardless of which came first) is a ripoff of the sitcom that I personally like the most.
>>220220156It should probably be a female character, though J Peterman, Uncle Leo and Frank would all be good picks.
>>220218765Cramer would perform okay but his team is completely dead weight whereas the 3 male friends and Phoebe are reasonably vicious
>>220220479'Friends' has earned around $20 billion over its lifetime so of course one jew wants to jew the other jews out of their jew money.
>>220220538He was bullied by a gay couple.
>>220219572friends is absolutely a normified, woman-friendly seinfeld imitation
>>220218765>>220219131Kramer could take on half the Friends by himself
>>220220606In what way? I don't believe you've watched Friends if you think that. Might as well say that Home Improvement was the same show as Everybody Loves Raymond.
>>220220792And lose to every single one of them. Being a hipster doofus wannabe isn't a fighting skill.
>>220219160>Ross has red Ross mode.George has Opposite George mode, he'd dodge anything thrown at him. And that's without even getting into the power boost from the Serenity Now mantra.
>>220220956Kramer isn’t just a hipster doofus, he’s a man with a blank canvas for an imagination. It’s why he’s able to rough up the housekeeper in “The Statue” playing a fake detective. ‘Hipster doofus’ is such a limited view of Kramers character and motivation. Kramer given enough prep time, could take at least all of the women and Ross. >NIGGERlong story short, I think you’re really wrong little goof
>>220221152He pussied out with those gay guys
>>220220844it's the same basic premise, it features very similar recurring locations (monk's vs central perk) and even reuses the same stock plotlines ("character dates someone that appears normal at first but then turns out to have an unacceptable quirk" etc). it was created basically immediately after seinfeld became a big hit. it would be very silly to deny the connection.
>>220220606Seinfeld is peak normalfag slop. Only the dumbest normalfags like Seinfeld.
>>220221041wouldn't opposite george side with the friends?
>>220221270Seinfeld ripped off sitcoms that were released before Seinfeld. It's the same basic premise. That's how retarded shitty slop for normalfags works. It's all the same crap
>>220221270Seinfeld was not a big hit until like four years after it started. It barely made it past the first season.
>>220221374It's a cult classic. Only geniuses (Jews) like Seinfeld.
Why does the largest Friend Ross not simply eat the cast of Seinfeld?
>>220221291how could be "peak normalfag" when friends took the premise and made it 300% more normie-friendly, with "relatable" characters and romantic plotlines for women to cry over?>>220221350please list some popular sitcoms that seinfeld imitated as closely as friends imitated seinfeld because i'm pretty sure you're talking out of your ass
>>220221374>Seinfeld was not a big hit until like four years after it started.and that would be 1993, which is exactly when friends was developed and pitched lol. you're just proving my point. you think the dates line up perfectly by accident?
>>220221630>It's exactly the same premise except it has these different parts.
You guys are all fags, Frasier mogs both Friends and Seinfeld is the only kino choice for must see TV.
>>220218765Show developed, made, by and for Jews or a show developed, made by and for goys by Jews. I enjoy my slop without the pretense.
>>220221685yes, that's what a ripoff is, you take the overall structure and change the details.
>>220221817the details being basically everything
>>220221857no lol. what an insane thing to say. you think they changed "everything" and yet somehow ended up with the same premise, locations and plotlines?
Laverne and Shirley did it first
>>220222086>same premiseno>same locationsok, they get coffee outside>same plotlinescouldn't be more wrong
>>220218765I think Seinfeld is alright, but I think Friends is totally fucking insufferable.I don't understand why myself, but that must mean there's a fundamental difference.
>>220222207Both suck. But Seinfeld way more, because retards insist that it's somehow a good show. They're always very triggered when sane people disagree with them.
>>220218765the Friends characters are younger and in better shape, and the 3 girls can take on Elaine
>>220218765>>220219131Does Ross count as buff because David Schwimmer was buff at the time?
>>220222311yes, "sane"
>>220221778Who wins if the Fraiser cast gets involved? Martin could bring his gun. Daphne could see their movements before they happen with her psychic powers. They also get Roz and Bulldog.
>>220222311Don't get me wrong, I just think Seinfeld is 'alright,' as in, it doesn't make me angry. I'm fine with it, but that doesn't mean I like it.There's something about Friends that actually pisses me off, though.
>>220222370Friends characters absolutely whoops Frasier characters. Landslide.
>>220222130>premise"the day-to-day mundane troubles in the aimless lives of a group of late-20s early-30s singles living in manhattan and dealing with modern dating, careers etc etc">locationsall they did is rename monk's cafe to central perk and actually film scenes in kramer's, excuse me, chandler's apartment.>plotlinesthey even literally rip those off. like, kramer and jerry switched apartments for an episode in 1996 and then friends did the same thing in 1998.
>>220222364Niles is a kickboxing master.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdRygZK7NPs
>>220222439seinfeld characters are in their thirties right from the start and they devolve as the show goes which prompted the idea of the finale, larry david wanted them to get a taste of consequences), the opposite happens for friends characters who are young twenty somethings moving in life, professionally and romanticallyyou hardly ever see kramer's appartment while a good third of the show happens at the guys appartment, the swap is a whole arc instead of a quirky episode and gee, the character go outside to grab a drink they must have stolen that right from seinfeld! or did seinfeld steal that novel idea from cheers...
>>220219358>Poptarts were themselves a ripoffthey're just pastries, if you go back far enough they're probably danish or english in origin, somewhere in that region.it's basically pie crust and jellied fruit filling
>>220222439the whole "show about nothing" was the main thing about Seinfeld though, there was no preachy moral messaging to take away, it was just characters put in situations and reacting to that.friends was not that at all.
>>220222770No, except apparently you, doesn't acknowledge Pop-Tarts exist because Kellogg's was scared Post's new product was going to be successful. They're not even coy about. At most, they say they did it better than Post and that's why they won. They never pretended to have been inspired by Xerox.
>>220221217tbf, there were two of them, and you're risking a lot more than just getting your ass kicked when you fight homos.
phoebe lived in the streets of noo yawk, she fights dirty and could kill all the seinfeld gang singlehandedly
>>220219216Don Hertzfeldt. I was at an animation festival panel and someone at the Q&A said they really liked his pop tart commercials. He played it off pretty well and let them know he didn’t make them
>>220219332Ai is getting too good.
>>220220008Video faggot, make those jeets work
>>220220008Bullshit, clearly Kramer is the strongest character out of both shows
>>220222343>the 3 girls can take on Elaineif they start lezzing out, just go with it.
>>220218765Jerry strikes me as a self-absorbed asshole.Jerry would probably agree that Friends isn't as good as Seinfeld, but Jerry has nothing to do with it's success. Costanza is the real draw, and Larry David is the writer. Jerry just shows up as a straight man.all his actual 1 hr+ stand up routines suck, if you've ever seen him perform outside the cold opens of a Seinfeld episode.Has Jerry ever been associated with any other creative project that didn't suck, besides maybe Bee Movie if you wanna be generous.
>>220220415>but he made a whole movie about it . . .What are you talking about?
>>220224234this movie is all about Jerry's former ally creating a competing product with a stupid name but Jerry wins with soul.
>>22021876517 38
>>220219241>>220219332Can anyone explain to me how ChatGPT makes these images? I even have a subscription and I can never make it do anything with any licensed characters. I can’t even get it to change a colour or something let alone do this.
>>220220189Yeah, that's right
>>220222364Frasier has serendipity on his side. He may be a pussy but because it would be funnier if he tripped and ran away but accidentally subdued all of them by doing so it's much more likely to happen. Like when everyone thought he was a hero for standing between Roz and a bullet but he was actually trying to put her in front of himself to take the bullet.
>>220225877that was bulldog, don't do frasier dirty like that
>>220218765it would be another holocaust
>>220225924Oh right, I was thinking of the showdown with that OP Ed columnist that hated Frasier.
>>220225950he showed up for that but martin secretely pulled some strings and had the cops intervene before the fightand don't forget that niles is the greatest swordsman in seattle
>>220226079It's almost not fair to have Niles in the fight if Daphne is. He'd probably kill them all if they hurt her. Nobody in any of these shows cares about anything like Niles does for her. I believe the character of Niles would kill for Daphne but I don't believe any of the characters on the other shows care about anything that much. Maybe George about himself.
>>220219332>And THAT'S for killing the baby in Eraserhead!
Kramer would accidentally single handedly destroy the entire cast of Friends if put into a room/area with enough chaotic slapstick comedy props. Like some unwitting drunken kung fu master.
>>220226402Kramer would just say the N-Word and they'd all drop to their knees crying
>>220225877My dad was a literal psychopathic serial killer druglord (don't worry this has all been legally resolved, he died in prison) who murdered 12+ people just that I know of and his favorite show was... Frasier. WTF? Him and Frasier could not be more different.
>>220226443My dad was very scary, after a hard dying of having his henchmen beat the fuck out of people and occasionally kill them (usually he killed them himself), Frasier would come on and he would sit on the couch laughing at the weird spoiled rich pussy shit they'd say and being like "HAHA isn't Niles so funny? Niles is so funny man" then he'd go to sleep and have another day of dealing drugs and beating the fuck out of people.
>>220220441only white poet warlord in the neighborhood
>>220218765george can lift 100 pounds right up over his head. He powerful!
>>220218765elaine scares me
>>220219415Crazy Joe Davola would kill them all without issue
Elaine would be the toughest one in the group. It’d probably take all three of the chicks from Friends to beat her up.
>>220220008>In the end; old age and treachery shall best youth and vigor Don't judge an opponent based on youth or physical strength. I think Yoda taught us all the folly such reasoning. You think the Friends crew is a solid winner in this match up? Think again!
>>220218765Uh oh jew fight
>>220225468"Remove the violating part and redo" worked for me when putting minors in suggestive scenes. Even funnier when you ask what it removed and it goes "oh whoops, yeah, I shouldn't of made that image, it still breaks the rules. Haha my bad"
>>220226443>>220226482He had good taste, at least.
