HE WILL BE VINDICATEDMILLIONS WILL DIE
>>220218851this is a fake rumor. but i got to see a news story about Brie Larson showing off her Japanese MacDonald's haul so you dodged a bullet there, buddy.
>You have the liver of a chronic alcoholic>Haha that's weird
>>220218851Imagine being one of the retards who swallowed the crap 'docos' made by obvious faggots like this.The kind of brainlet who thought fat fuck Michael Moore was giving them actual information. The kind of fart-huffing cocksucker who was 100% on board to 'Get Kony' in 2012.McDonalds is just a successful franchise that sells burgers, always has been. It's not some 'Great Satan' unless you're some Lefty weasel. Eat it, don't eat it, see if I give a fuck. Nobody is shoving it down your throat like this faggoty little fuckstick was his own bullshit agenda.I figured it for the obvious propaganda it was probably sponsored by Subway and pedo-Jared or some shit.>"Hey don't eat at my competitor's fast food joint, they're evil. Eat at mine instead."How fucking stupid are you?
That's a relatively small amount of McDonald's for $65
>>220218851He was drinking alcohol the whole time, THAT is why his liver was so shit.May Spurlock burn for getting the super size option removed. Amen.
>>220219441I saw this in theaters with my mom and we got a super-sized McDonalds after.>>220219554Yeah, this is such shitty bait. Fast Food is so expensive now it'd be like 300 dollars a month.
>>220220319>Fast Food is so expensive nowThanks to dickheads like Spurlock. McDonald's never should have reacted to this crap. Now you're paying for them to keep shitty salads on the menu that nobody ever buys, (because who goes to any fast food burger joint to buy a fucking salad?)Old skool McD's was awesome but it has been progressively made worse by shit like this, trying to jump through every hoop of every anti-corporate commie fag and lentil-sucking hippie shithead who wants to tell everyone else what they should be allowed to eat. It's death by a thousand cuts.Supersize being eliminated was just as stupid as that cocksucker who wanted to make it illegal to sell large size soda, like that's going to solve 'muh fat'. As if the people making the shit are somehow responsible for the fat arse of the fags shovelling excessive amounts of every form of food into their gullet.
>>220218851It should be common sense that eating fast food on repeat is a bad idea. Perhaps responsibility should be taught instead of making 1000 different regulations.
>>220218851Who the hell would believe that, they would lose so much money doing it.
>>220218851$65 is like 5 meals worth, and you get 30+ meals? This would lose money
>>220220887Meat is just too expensive now. Ground meat is 100% more expensive than it was in 2008. But because the price of bananas is the same people will pretend like it's not ridiculous.
>>220221078the actual fake story was that it was 20 dollars for a subscription to fries, I guess the game of telephone turned it into anything from mcdonalds, but they were both just fake shit from a parody account.
>>220220968For a normal white person with parents eating fast food more than once a week is not a thing. This is nigger shit.
>>220221161Never been to the deep south, huh? Lucky you.
>*slurrrrrp* ugh… I can’t believe they supersized my cutty sark, er… my coca cola again… *slurrrp*
>>220218851This guy method himself lol
>>220218851>eats ridiculously large portions each meal>”oh man I’m gaining so much weight and not feeling good.”
>>220219028>>220220270i understand that he implied he was drinking during the whole experiment, but what i don't understand is, if he truly was a severe alcoholic, how did he receive normal liver function readings in his pre-experiment exam? he goes to the doctor before he begins eating "only mcdonalds" and his vitals are totally fine. then after a month (or probably a little less) he gets another exam and it shows he has like a cirrhosis liver? doesn't make any sense. the liver is pretty resilient, a month of heavy drinking isn't going to cause that drastic of a change
>>220218851>unlimited foodSo I can show up one day and stock up?I thought I heard it was just one kids meal a day. Does not sound worth it.
>>220223248>a month of heavy drinking isn't going to cause that drastic of a changemaybe it will if you have a history of alcoholism and your "healthy" readings from going a few months/weeks sober can rapidly tank from a single drink or something, because maybe your weak brutalized liver is more sensitive to smaller attacks.Similar situation: I used to listen to headphones all hours of the day, but it eventually caused tinitus and ear aches. Now I can go months without using headphones and my ears are fine until an hour or two of headphones makes them feel like absolute shit.I wouldn't be surprised if I could pass some analogous test for "healthy" ears that rapidly changes in a matter of hours and doesn't see positive readings for a week or so.
>>220219441Especially when he says he was eating over 5000 calories a day at McDonalds when it was absolutely impossible to have done so if he was following his own ruleshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ccdfzq2M1Ec
>>220219441Keep your faggot maga shit away thanks
>>220223248What he did was 'anomaly hunting' bullshit anyway.>go to doctor and get physical>go after 'muh experiment'>ANY difference in literally ANY measurement is deemed 'bad' somehow and attributed to McDoanldsPROTIP:1. Not how you do 'muh science' and why you use large randomised groups with control groups, then do statistical analysis on the results to see if there's any significant difference. All blinded to eliminate even unintentional bias. Randomising means the lying alcoholics have an equal chance of winding up in either group and other extraneous factors like that tend to get equalised and shaken out of the final results.2. Nobody on Earth would get the EXACT same results from any test twice no matter what they ate. You could do that shit and eat exclusively whatever vegan crap his hippie girlfriend was feeding him at the end and you'd find 'some' differences in 'some' metrics too.3. Food just doesn't work the way faggots think it does. They like to categorise foods into 'good' and 'bad' categories, but the fact is the vast majority is 'neutral' and just 'food' at the end of the day. Humans are omnivorous like many organisms on the planet and our digestion is designed to break down any old shit we shove into our mouths down to its component molecules, which your body reassembles into whatever it can use, before literally shitting the rest out.The idea that it really matters stems from the fact you can get (now almost impossible in the First World), vitamin deficiencies, (like scurvy), and the retarded idea that 'more' vitamins is always better, or if something goes wrong with your body it MUST have been something you ate, and by implicaiton if you ate the 'right' things all the time you'd live forever.The best way to think of your vitamin levels is like the oil in your car. There's no real 'perfect' level, just a minimum and maximum within which your engine will operate normally, and not every problem is due to the oil level.
>>220219441I remember watching An Inconvenient Truth at a small hip theater in a rich Long Island neighborhood when it came out. It got standing applause at the end, but I don't remember a single second of the movie. Anyways.
>>220224171>3. Food just doesn't work the way faggots think it does. They like to categorise foods into 'good' and 'bad' categories, but the fact is the vast majority is 'neutral' and just 'food' at the end of the day. Humans are omnivorous like many organisms on the planet and our digestion is designed to break down any old shit we shove into our mouths down to its component molecules, which your body reassembles into whatever it can use, before literally shitting the rest out.This. Can you imagine the shit we ate to survive in the past? Have you seen what feral omnivores like hogs eat? Fucking rotten decaying meat and fruit and shit?But somehow eating a hamburger is "bad"? It's almost always just "high calorie = bad". The food itself is not harmful.
>>220224318You should watch it again, it's fucking hilarious in 2026 since all of his predictions of doom should have happened 10+ years ago and none of them did
>>220224171>>220224375It doesn't help that the government gives absolutely awful advice when it comes to food consumption
>>220219441>2 french fry vouchers have been deposited into your account!
>>220224375>>220224414Wackarnolds actually pays people to shill here?
>>220218851Fat fucks will never stop being triggered by him. Based legacy.
i am a poorfag. i just want to hit 2,000 calories, i don't care about "macros".
>>220224491>If you think that the government saying ground beef is worse for you than ice cream, you must be a shill for mcdonaldsFast food is garbage, as is your brain function
>>220219441>t. mcfatfuck
>>220224491>>220224525You are the worst, most boring kind of poster
>>220224396Funny how the Global Warming apocalypses and 'tipping points' could always be measured in US Presidential election cycles. Notice AOC was peddling a longer doomsday date - coinciding with when she'd be eligible. Uncanny.
>>220224527Just chug vegetable oil then, retard.
>>220224491>I think the dietary guidelines provided that say "frosted mini wheats, chocolate covered almonds, and honey nut cheerios are healthier than skinless chicken breasts" is retarded>U MUST BE SHILL FOR MCDOGGLES
>>220224525This. The fact that fatasses are still crying over this 20+ years later is hilarious.
>>220224633The homos like you are still defending this alcoholic con artist faggot who wants to tell you what you're allowed to eat is what's actually hilarious.
>>220223652Cool story, but the liver doesn't function in the same way the ear does, you American-educated incel.
>>220224884>incelis this a botpost? what does that buzzword have to do with anything?
>>220224926People who suck at thinking and communicating randomly start saying buzzwords because their brains spazz out before they can complete a cohesive thought, and default to a sort of gestalt-emotional state.
>>220219441I saw this in the theaters with my sister and we had sex after.
>>220224375>It's almost always just "high calorie = bad". The food itself is not harmful.It's not just the calories. High sodium, high cholesterol, and a lot of unnatural ingredients.
>>220224866Squeal for me, piggie, squeal!
>>220224375High calories means cheap calories. No shit people who sell calories will tell you it is bad.
>>220224375>we should all eat rotten slop because hogs do itWow. Powerful argument in favor of McDonald's. Got any more, fatass pig boy?
>>220225088remember to rinse the starch off your shredded cheese because it uses a technical term for the ingredient, retard.
>>220225649You should really kill yourself.Post your body and then I will. Deal?
>>220221249I visited the cutty sark museum last summer, it was pretty cool.
>>220225751>oink oink oink GIVE ME MORE SLOP oink oink
>>220223947don't post this cringelord
>>220225780What a surprise. You fat, stupid piece of shit.
>I'll gladly pay you tuesday for a handle of smirnoff today
>>220225792>Erm... um... no, YOU'RE fat!!!!Zamn... powerful... powerful... I'm in awe.
>>220225829I really hope you kill yourself.
>>220225853Not very likely since I'm in good shape, healthy and love life, but whatever you need to cope, fat boy!
>>220225853>>220225921just buttchug already
>>220225921Then why wouldn't you post body?
>>220224567i eat chocolate and take multivitamins. sugar is basically free calories.
>>220225935sneed>>220225963Surely there are plenty of gay porn sites where you can find pictures of men to beat off to?
>>220226039You're a fat stupid bitch, and a liar. Walk away, loser.
Imagine being so fucking stupid that you fall for Indian AI bait.
>>220226068>*squealing intensifies*
>>220219441Imagine being this much of a retarded fat fuck
>>220218851Believing a jew. Ever. 109 countries wasn't enough.
>>220227341He's not JewishAre these AI posts? Bunch of morons here
>>220220887>its the salads making McDonald's expensiveThere it is. The most American post I've read in months
>>220220887have you finished your Fat Ass Mein Kampf or are there still more chapters we have to read of this
>>220219441>The kind of brainlet who thought fat fuck Michael Moore was giving them actual informationFunnily enough Bowling for Columbine comes across as so even-handed these days that if you showed it to people who aren't aware of it, they would swear that it's a pro-gun documentary, lmao.
Why do Americans get so defensive when you tell them eating fast food 3 times a day is not healthy? Why would you even need a documentary to "prove" that?
>>220224559>Funny how the Global Warming apocalypses and 'tipping points' could always be measured in US Presidential election cyclesI'm old enough to remember when "Peak Oil" meant that>by 2012, we'll all be living like Mad MaxLmao
>>220223248He sobrietymaxxed for a week prior to the testing and only ate cheeseburgers but didn't drink vodka.
I'm going to drink a 3rd of a bottle of scotch and smash a party bag of doritos :)
>>220218851Probably fake, but if true its gonna have huge caveats like a burger a day or some shit
>>220228526This. And since McDonald's is healthy in correct proportions millions of body builders and gym freaks would drop their protein powders and swap over. Shit would be the annihilation of this market
>>220228658Loser who has never lifted in his life doesn't know that many bodybuilders, (notice he can't even spell it correctly), DO eat fast food for all kinds of reasons. They know better than anyone what they're eating and use the predictable components found in fast food like protein, carbs, electrolytes or just plain calories to get the desired metabolic effects, or just for purely phycological reasons to help maintain whatever dietary bullshit they're doing the rest of the time.You don't know this because you just think different types or food 'am bad' or 'junk' based on where you buy it, and basically don't know what the fuck you're even talking about. Since you sit around on your fat arse after shovelling whatever you eat into your maw, whether it be a Big Mac, a bucket of rice, or tofu, instead of burning it off by actually doing shit, you wouldn't understand the sheer quantity of food bodybuilders even eat, or an average man who does physical work for that matter.
>>220229183Lmao i was referencing kapakoulak eating 8 cheeseburgers in a single sitting because it doesn't matter what he eats because he burns so much energy. Jesus dude lmao
>>220218851Did he died?I know he was exposed as a fraud, but did he dieded?
>>220218979> MacDonald's
>>220219441Based
>>220227246>im trusting my jewish screen
>>220229379Yes, he died in his early 50sMeanwhile the guy who's eaten 2 big macs every day for the past 50 years is now 72 years old and healthy
>>220223991>maga >pointing out a fake documentary Why are you gay and brown? Do better And trump is a fucking jew
>that quarter pounder isn't sitting right>better wash it down with some Popov's
lmao sign me up>"y-you'll die"happily
