What happened to metrosexuals?
>>220219842>dude you need to dress like a fucking slob otherwise you're gonna be considered gay
>>220219842Turns out they were all just gay, who would’ve thunk?
>>220219873Unironically, yes.
>>220219842It's called "looksmaxxxing" now.
I mean Indian and Arab guys just dress like that
>>220219896And Arabs are fags. Dunno about Indians but they’re probably also fags.
>>220219892bingo
>>220219842I hated these trends, because I was in my metalhead phase myself, but I kinda miss them and wish I had friends I could have fun with like they had back then.
>>220219873Yeah it's called being a male, son. We live in our own filth unless some impetus forces us to act.
>>220219842twink death
kpop?
>>220219892
>>220219842They came out as homopolitans.
they are just looksmaxxxing bro
>>220219873No, but dressing like a faggot will invariably make everyone think you're a faggot.
>>220219891>yes>>220221672>noSo which is it?
>>220221724Dressing normally is not hard.
>>220219892I thought they were more emulating Patrick Bateman nihilistic materialist types, but he was also a flaming faggot so I can see the overlap between the three groups.
I think we are just calling them, “performative males”But I am really too old to stay on top of this shit
Chicks do unironically like well-dressed and well-groomed men
>>220223162Don’t try to change me baby
>>220223162yeah but there's a limit, I think. I knew a chick who turned down some john stamos lookin dude and said>nah he's gonna take up my bathroom time
>>220223162You can do both of those without looking like you take it up the batty.
Hi OP, perhaps you're familiar with the internet writer and comedian Maddox, author of The Best Page in the Universe.If you direct yourself to this short video he made about Mac users being gay,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JixbzFjv_cUand scroll down to the description, you will find a short explanation of how he was actually satirising the decline of the metrosexual trend.I hope this answers your question!
>>220219842More effective goyim humiliation rituals were discovered. It's obsolete.
>what happened to metrosexualsSame thing that happened to TomgirlsPorn addicted pedophiles couldn’t stand not making everything about sex so now tomboys and metrosexuals are trans/fluid
they coulda done more with randy and jimbo and the guys being pandillero at the end of the episode
I think they died out naturally when chicks didn't fuck them. It was a bold experiment, which failed.
>>220223966kek this
>>220223832what the hell is even going on, man. this is two 'men' kissing, both have vaginas.why won't tomboys let me fix/fuck them?
They are trans now
>>220219842They still exist. Dudes like Andrew tate and clavicular.
Unironically, straight man don't wash their assholes cause that would be gay to touch your asshole.
>>220219892Most of those are narcissists, and narcissists of either gender will turn faggot if it lets them get a new victim to abuse. Normalfags can't comprehend this shit
>>220223966Metrosexuals/looksmaxxers btfo by chad wearing a greasy unwashed tank top
>>220224715That's what bidets / Japanese tpilets are for.
not even memeing but I actually used to unironicly dress like one when I was a teenagerI wore these super gay looking shorts and used to dye my hair
>>220219842>What happened to metrosexuals?Most of them trooned out.
>>220224715Only a faggot considers their butthole a pleasure zoneI don't touch my asshole because it's dirtyyou're a fag
They evolve into look maxing but is essentially the same thing.
>>220219842>metrosexualsthey became the manosphere
>>220219892Maxxing as a suffix has been a detriment to society. The fuck does looksmaxing mean? Well groomed? Bogged? /fit/? Or my new favorite goofymaxing. You mean, just being funny with some charisma?
>>220228973You're too old to realize that the Internet and real life are so entangled that Internet language is now common speak. Singularity is real, and not a good thing.
>>220228973its just a funny suffix dude, not that deep. looksmaxxing means caring about your looks, jestermaxxing means making a fool out of yourself to entertain women, etc. its not difficult to comprehend
>>220229021Language really has devolved into the absolute base to such an extent that it confuses people who grew up at least expecting proper and unique definitionsIDK who is the retard at this point
Basic hygiene and not dressing in rags became the norm outside of rural incest zones.
>>220229021not everyone that cares about his looks is looksmaxxing
>>220219842they are all on /fa/ and /fit/
Will people think your gay for wearing these out in public during summer?
>>220219873>girl I'm not dressing like a whore, this is how modern people dress to accept you. Get with the times grandpa unc.Enjoy getting raped, bitch. And then cry like a bitch that you didn't get raped cause the man said: Stop wearing a tank top when you're 4.3 ft tall and 200 pounds you fat titless midget. Never reproduce unlike your ugly mother.
>>220228973when did oldfags become so geriatric? this is the first time in a while manner of speech that isn't nigspeak has taken off and you're whining about it? STFU
>>220219892Men would rather spend time on Omoggle rather than talk to women
>>220229277what's that, a staring contest?
>>220229277if this is just what it looks like, that's a 10/10 idea for a website.how accurate are those dot face mapping things, anyway? have they ever checked the results by surveying actual women?
>>220219842this style never went away, it's how a lot of urban fashion-minded zoomers dress
>>220219842turned out that gays were just really disgusting all along
>>220219842women who like feminine guys are just mixing their natural baby fever love for cuteness with sexual attraction, which is why women with children stop being attracted to fem looking guys
>>220219842They died fighting against the Russian army.GLORY TO PUTIN.
>>220229987you're trying too hard, David
>>220228973Wagecels are SEETHING
>>220228973>/fit/? There’s your answer. Most of that lingo started on /fit/ and spread to the wider r9k incel community because they colonized /fit/ and they try to harvest useful information and tips from the regulars without actually lifting anything heavy or counting calories
>>220231793this is me you're describing.but yes, Zyzz, i WAS mirin ;_;
