First official look at Thomasin McKenzie as Audrey Hepburn in ‘DINNER WITH AUDREY’
She appears to be going bald
>>220221709Ewwww zoomette trying to monkey Audrey's style.
>>220221709Will they include this?>During World War II, a teenage Audrey Hepburn acted as a courier and spy for the Dutch Resistance in Nazi-occupied Netherlands, aiding the Allies by delivering secret messages, food, and underground newspapers. She used her ballet skills to raise money for the resistance and helped hide a shot-down British pilot, enduring severe wartime hardships.
>>220221821>everyone is le fraud>everything is le conspiracySigns of living in a low trust society
>>220221709Hot, would fuck and beat in the back of my 2005 ford Taurus
>>220221728does not
>>220221728She unironically looks like more feminine version of my sister
>>220222020unfortunately she is, which is why she shaved her head. Her hair is visibly very thin. I don't think it detracts from her beauty though
>>220222093so do you
>>220221821retard zoomers think this is some hilarious "lmao and then one of them was Einstein and everyone clapped" story, but the truth is that a shit ton of people were involved in the resistance, and they used childen A LOT, and her working for them isn't far-fetched at all. It's actually a fairly common tale
>>220221709she's hot but it's shit casting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYWv1oD3dv8
actors should resemble the people they are portraying.
>>220222727>It's actually a fairly common tale>It's actually a fair ... y ... taleIndeed.
>>220221821Knew she was a dumb bitch but now I can point out exactly why.
>>220222147I see no norwood
>>220221821what a silly Twitter post.The Sex Pistols weren't actual punks? Christopher Paolini didn't write Eragon at 14? Andrew W.K. dodged every Steev Mike question in his /mu/ Q&A thread for a reason?
>>220221728>>220222147they intentionally baldened actresses back then. Marilyn Monroe had her hairline lasered so it looked like she only had thick, female hair, not wispy vellus hair.
Oh shit I just saw that movie Leave No Trace for the first time like 2 days ago, she was good, what other Thomasin McKenzie kino should I check out?
>>220222147That hair looks thick and full. You're fucking retarded
>>220221728I’m ok with that.
>>220223364What the booba that is not what I expected her to look like after watching Leave No Trace
>>220221709audrey didn't have huge titsWhat a shit casting
>>220223425Her tits are not that huge
>>220222147Seems ok
>>220223513Audrey was flat she didn't have saggy tits
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>>220223583pitta
She great
>>220223425>>220223550yeah but can't they just do the trans thing where they wrap them really tight so you look like a boy? Movie magik
Her bf is like a 5/10
>>220221709Julia better
Audrey Hepburn was an anal slut
>>220223191>what other Thomasin McKenzie kino should I check out?you'll want to bite her big ass and bury your face in it
>>220225222Change that file name
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>>220221728>>220222147>>220223364>>220223513>>220223655BIG FAT BOOBS IN MY FACE (please Im very serious about this)
>>220226001lmao
Has this broad ever done any nude scenes
>>220226090Nude from behind in The True Story of the Kelly Gang, fat ass out.
>>220226109ty for the info anon
>>220226109>>220226090she was ONLY 19 in it too you sick fucks!
>>220226345and Im 38 and found it VERY erotic
>>220226394Is that hair on her pits?
>>220222745>she's hot but it's shit castingThis. They are two entirely different body shapes and attempts to work around it will look fake. Hepburn was always very thin and had a petite frame. McKenzie is curvy and has a very wide frame (wide shoulders and torso build). I'm not saying everyone playing someone else needs to be 1:1 but they need to share a general appearance or else it's too much suspension of disbelief.
>>220225955Okay>JB Udders
>>220221728>>220222147damn that actually fucking sucks
>>220226444she was on vacation
>>220223116>Steev MikeI just looked this up and what the fuck is this shit?
>>220226501imagine a dude just getting his dick out.>what? women find this sexually attractive! besides, it's not FOR them, it's for me :-)
Some days, I wish that I could love a young woman.Other days, I'm unconscious.
>>220221709did they forget that audrey was literally one of the most beautiful women to ever live?
>>220226493>>220226056>>220222147goddamn, she's just like me
>>220221709She's fuckable but looks absolutely nothing like Audrey.
>>220221821You'll never be touched by another human being and you'll never be happy.
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she's too fat to play her. it should be anya but she's too tall
>>220226981>cast girl with piercing blue eyes as actress with famous chocolate eyes
What's the best Audrey Hepburn movie?
>>220226548Andrew W.K. is an industry plant. imagine if J.K. Rowling's friend had secretly ghostwritten the Harry Potter books, Rowling was just the 'face' of them, claiming it was all her.it's not illegal or anything, just scummy.
>>220228111>imagine if J.K. Rowling's friend had secretly ghostwritten the Harry Potter books, Rowling was just the 'face' of themThat's what happened though.
>>220221728Yeah that's WAY too fat
>>220228061Deep Blue Something
>>220228192nah. there's a lot of revisionism in her life story, and you can say the ideas aren't terribly original (Gormenghast, The Worst Witch, etc.).but this is a woman who claims she intentionally wrote a sport's rules wrong on purpose because she wanted to annoy men. that'll show her ex-boyfriend!if there was some collusion between multiple people, even if she just ran this idea by one other person, the results would not be as retarded as the published book.
the pinkest nips
>>220228111Steev Mike doesn't exist. Andrew WK made him up to create mystique.
>>220228753What do her thighs smell like?
>>220228868vanilla
>>220228897>tut tut tut
Who will play him?
>>220228876gap
Anyone else get her mixed up with Mackenzie Foy
>>220228111If Steev Mike was a real person why would Andrew W.K. rename his label that after getting sued? He'd just be inviting another lawsuit and bringing attention back to this thing.
>>220221821Delete this now!
For me it's her teenage butt.
>>220228916they're like twins
>>220223513Oh please those tits are massive.
>>220223513liar
>>220221709>DINNER WITH AUDREYWhy are they trying to memoryhole "My dinner with Andre"?
>>220221709AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL castingI have never once thought she was pretty or beautiful, but Audrey Hepburn is literally the most beautiful woman to ever exist.
>>220221709her facial features are not delicate enough to play Audrey.I think she was really cute in Jojo Rabbit and Last Night in Soho, but she has gone full slag ever since.
i hope half the run time will be dedicated to sean connery blasting her butthole
>>220221709but Audrey wasnt pawg?
>>220221821Winona mogs her hard and nobody puts her in the top tier of Hollywood beauty greatssick of boomers
>>220221821>during the war>1945
>>220231546she's so beautiful it's insaneno one else could ever
>>220230194>bon mot
>>220221709lol doesn't look anything like her, but maybe she'll get her character right.
>>220231546Grace mogs her
>>220229014very nice
>>220221709I thought it was gonna be Rooney Mara?Thomasin literally can't act.>inb4 simps defend her and confuse big boobs with acting ability
>>220236682Yes she can
>>220221709Tits too large, face too narrow, nose too big, expression not smug/playful enough.Granted, Audrey was exceptional. You cannot capture that with any casting. But still.
>>220222147>tattooFucking dropped
>>220236682She was fucking embarrassing to watch in Old. She was hot. But chewing scenery like a retard
>>220236874Everyone was bad in Old. M Night is terrible at directing actors and regularly gets bad performances from good actors, with only occasional exceptions. Stuff like Totally Completely Fine is a better example for her.
>>220237221Old was weird because it was like he shot one take and that was them rehearsing linesI really liked the performances in Cabin though, and Hartnett in Trap was fantastic
>>220221728It’s just the reflection of you look closely.
>>220236874That's a pretty poor example, the whole cast of Old were bad because they all acted and spoke like alien robots. That's on Shyamalan.
>>220237343>Hartnett in Trap was fantasticHe was, but it was going for pure camp, which is a better fit for M Night because when he tries serious it just winds up farcical.
divine eyes
boobaboota
She shaved her head bc she was definitely balding, you could tellNowadays you shave it so you can apply topical fin+minox + other new advances to regrow the hair and avoid all the side effects usually from it being oralT. Male using topical Hims (it works only if you catch it early, do it every day, and also micro needle / derma roll the affected areas weekly)
>>220226456I actually think Thomasin McKenzie is an underrated actor but this casting is almost as bad as Casting short green eyed brunette Kristen Stewart as princess Dianna.
>>220240010She’s not balding you jackass.
