>I believe that before you have sex with another human being, you should be capable of preparing them an omelette to Jacques Pépin’s standards the next morning. Wouldn’t the world be a better place? A kinder place?
The trick is to fuck 'em good enough that they forget their own name, let alone Jacques Pepin's name.
Don't ever take advice from a jew who committed suicide.
>>220224269fuck dem kids
>dude omeletettosFuckin reddit food it's egg and green shit that tastes bitter
Ramsays omelette is better
>>220224443Nice and burnt?
>I believe that before you have sex with another man, you should admit that you are a NATO supporter. Wouldn’t the world be a better place? A kinder place?
>>220224467I meant scrambled egg
>>220224443Stop busting my balls
Why would I take advice from someone who killed himself?
Guy fieri's patting boardain the fuck down added centuries to my life
>>220224269I just dick them and leave. Or tell them to leave. Then I go to a and w and order the largest burger and a poutine. EVERY TIME
>I believe you should get cucked then kill yourself.
>>220224269>It’s another Bourdain threadHoly fucking envy.
>>220224269his girl left him because his dink is tiny
>>220224663No one wants to end up like him.
>>220224269I bet he couldn't even pull off a portuguese breakfast
>>220224368This. Take it from terminally online incels instead. They know what's what.
>>220224717A lot people on /Tv/ want his life without the suicide.
>>220224269>engage in empty hedonism and fornication... but in a kinder, gentler wayThis is basically liberalism. "Yes of course life is about doing whatever you feel like and not having any rules or standards... but be a decent fucking human being about it."
>>220224269Bourdain is such a fag. >Here's a stupid thing to say that sounds interesting to women and faggots
>sell out, cuck out, die outmodern neoliberalism personified
>>220224806>hedonismstop using words you don't understand
>>220224914The best part is him shitting on hipsters, failing to realise he is one.
>>220224368Epstein didn't commit suicide
>>220224743Every day, terminally online incels wake up, waddle through a pile of their own filth, plop their ass in front of a computer and argue about why snape shouldn't be black, and not one of them considered suicide.
>>220224743If they have the will to live, that alone makes them better than Negroni man.
>>220224943You faggots are like a broken record. Find a new webzone to seethe at
>>220226617>>220224943>>220224806>>2202244708=DTiny penis club can't find anything else to say because they all share the same 2mb PS2 memory card hive mind
>>220226655Watch out one of them may start crying and call you a reddit-trans
so glad he killed himself lmao
>>220226675 same desu
>>220226655How is it cool to body shame but not cool to dunk on a cornball lib? Do you not have principles at all? Do you practice anything you preach?
>>220224269yet this guy was an asshole who viciously chewed out his cast and crew on a daily basis. many hypocrites in this world.
he didnt actually suicide you know... he was in china making a documentary about the Triad when he died. you poke your nose into the triad's business you die
>>220226881I haven't preached anything other than I knoweth about that little peepee twixt your knees. You sound retarded.
>>220224269He overdosed on gentile farmed adrenochrome.
>>220226667Preempting it doesn't make it untrue, 1-min-later reddit spacing samefag newfag tranny
>>220226933so you don't preach anything, don't believe in anything, don't stand for anything, there was absolutely 0 reason or precursors for you to open this specific thread and reply to these specific posts, and you just wanted to tell random people they have small penises? weird fetish, but whatever makes you happy bro
>>220226655>>220226667get wrekt samefag tranny, make like your DUDE-FOOD-LMAO faggot and kys
i want to kill my self and i have nothing going on in my life and nobody besides my parents to give a shit fuck this rich faggot and his pedophile girlfriend, i go on with my shitty life every day living paycheck to paycheck he had the whole world and couldn’t deal with his food problems boo hoo
>>220226655lol triple dubs nicely done >>220226881you can’t draw imaginary lines in the edgelord game…
>>220226445the episode where he’s in tangiers talking about loving burroughs only for the natives to clown him for it is great
>>220224368listen to hitler
>>220227019That guy and his blonde gf vote republican and would not associate with a discord troon like you
>>220226984Im not reading whatever edgy diary entry you got there. Stop being a faggot
>>220226990You sound underage and mad :)
>>220226655Trip dubs confirm
>>220227111>>220227129Samefag discord tranny still at it having a pre-npose meltdown
>>220227169>They're still saying the same exact shit in response Kek
>>220227169You forgot to say reddit and jew. Maybe that'll get em
>>220227169Why are you all so prone to embarrassment like this?
>>220227193Because you're so stupid and new you keep doing it
>>220227215>>220227230>Still doing itLol
>>220227233>>220227252They're really still doing it, and now copying meKEK no thoughts at all just a series of keywords and little angwy baby emotions. Wind em up and watch em go
>>220227252>He really thought the faggoty basedjack would help his caseJesus you snowflakes cry at the drop of a hat
>>220227380>>220227391>even MORE troon samfagging and xir can't figure out why it's obvious
>>220227430>Being this obviously mad and having this many images of trannies You gotta switch it up, otherwise you just sound kinda pathetic. That's why you're Always being made fun of.
>>220227488Gonna need a 1:50:42 reply to drive home the fact that your wound is leaking and you're about to kill youself
>>220227430Even if there was a samefag what then? You sound like more of a faggot for thinking this matters. gonna cry some more?
>>220227507K but you're still acting like afaggot lol got anything else?
>>220227430>>220227252Inbred seethe so sweet. I love when they get out the edgy pics, that's how you know they're not at all emaciated little inbred faggots from the Midwest who would never say this shit out loud
>>220227430>>220227252The fact that you have those is pretty pathetic desu. I hope you enjoy being a little dicked person in persona and in physicality. The traps you're so butthurt about have bigger dicks than you lol that's probably what's got you so mad about them
>>220227515>>220227528>>220227507>Still having the samefag meltyAre ya changing the evil 4chan yet??
>>220227593>LE SAMEFAG No one but you seems to care
>>220227593I just get to tell you multiple times that you're a little faggot. What are you gonna do about that? Why has it got you acting like such a little faggot? Are you like
>>220227593This faggoty irl? Or is it just because you're an internet tough guy?
>>220227609>>220227620Mental illness meltdown
>>220224269>here is YET ANOTHER FUCKING HURDLE to jump over before you're allowed to have sexThanks kikefaggot, let's just add it to the list shall we?>be rich>have a good job>be tall>workout>have your own place>have a car>be interesting to talk to>have good game>make all the opening moves (women will never)>entertain her shitty stories>be nice to her gay friends>have numerous hobbies>have multiple degrees>>also make sure you can cook a WORLD CLASS omelette Why are boomers so fucking evil, man? Why can't they just leave people alone.
>>220227646I win the internet argument:)
>>220224269Really? I think you should be able to make them an adequate doom map to enjoy. Nothing skillsaw level, but something fun.Or maybe in order to control natural procreation we should be ensuring the committed parties are able to start a fire using sticks and tinder, to keep each other warm. Or test them on carbon fiber lay-up.The world would just be better if everyone was easily judged in my world-view is all. Anything outside of that makes the world bad.
>>220227018Every day you live adds another day to his time in hell.
>>220227657You are going to kill yourself soon
>>220224269I'll never get to cook for a woman who's earned a meal
>>220227689I win the internet argument :)
>>220227656Just be Black
twonegronis
>>220224329Jacking peepees?
>learn to tie a knot>learn to tie two knots, like a slip knot, or hitch
>>220224269*his girlfriend proceeds to fuck a 13 year old*Wow. Thank you !
It's interesting that the love of Bourdain's life ended up fucking children which led to Bourdain killing himself, but everyone just kind of ignored that and never entertained the idea that Bourdain might've had something to do with that
>>220228618No, the emails are public, you can just read them if you want
>>220228618She fucked a 17 year old, which is legal in most normal countriesAs for Bourdain he was a loser who left his wife and daughter to mess around with an actress
>>220224269kek, did that homely junkie actually say that crap?
>yfw Bordaine thread
>>220224269> my favorite cheat meal?> gotta be something made in Asia.
