We write a crossover between John Oliver and Stephen Colbert
>>220228204>You hate Trump too?>Take me!>Meat slapping sounds
>>220228225>OH MY GOOOOOOD IM BOUT TO BUS OHHH MY GOOOD OHHHH OHHH OHHHHHHH OHHHHHHH OHHHHH OHHHHH OHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAHHH JOHN JOHN JOHN SUCK ON THE BIG BUBBA BLOW UP DOLL’S DICK >GAWKGAWKGAWKGAWKGAWK
>>220228204>DOMARD DEEERRMPFFF!>Okay, hold on. Wait. *audience nervous laughs* Did he REALLY just say that, or am I imagining things?>DOMAAPODDD DUMPFFFRRR>Ok, THAT one was like a mix between an elephant having a stroke, and a monkey having an orgasm. Which, I'm told, feels pretty good.>DOMP DOMP DOMPFFF *Colbert poops his pants and feints*>Ummm. *audience is pissing and shitting themselves* Sooo. THÁT just happened. *does an exasperated look* Which, by the way, we do NOT carry insurance coverage for.
>>220228204>John>Steven>We are both gay shabbos goy>Yes we are>We will work toward the subversion of Christian values and mock all that is good>Of course, brother*Satan save you>And you
>erm>there's a lot to unpack here...>you're all fascist demon nazis!>trust my science, chud>you're WHITE!
>>220228204>Stephen you didn’t get the clot shot roight>hahaha! John! Of course not! The vax scene bullshit might be cringe but when the boomer fuck goy cattle start dying out WE’LL own the homes and NOBODYS GONNA OWN NUTTIN
>>220228204They were right about everything
