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>Hey anon, any plan today?
Your response?
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GOONING to Le ZODIAC
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Let's not talk about what I want.
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Gonna eat an asshole later.
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>>220230945
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>>220230945
Four hour goon sesh, you?
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Chloe Sevigny intercourse
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>>220230945
i need to return some video tapes
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>>220230989
Female asshole I hope?
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>>220230971
>>220230982
>>220230989
>>220230994
>>220230997
>>220231007
Fucking virgins, the correct response is "No, i am free today, what about you?"
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>>220231024
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I plan to watch the Miami Grand Prix Sprint and maybe watch a season of a TV show afterwards if I am not too tired.
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Just doing some crosswords
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where did all the dubs go?
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>>220230945
I need to return some video tapes.
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>>220231024
why would you say that? she'll think you're a loser who doesn't have any plans
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>>220231083
Not this thread, that's fer sure.
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I'm going to play video games and jerk off to traps.
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Its 8pm im already drunk im gonna calm up a $300 chinese prostitute and beat her up
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I have a lunch meeting with, uh, Cliff Huxtable.
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Sovereign citizen. Sovereign citizen. Excuse me, Miss
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So, have you guys ever been to Dorsia?
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>>220231083
watch this
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>>220231151
have fun
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>>220230945
Yeah, celebrating my dabres making it to Round 2 for the first time since 2007. :)
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Yes, I have a reservation at Dubsia.
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>>220231009
No. I only stare at those.
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>>220230945
i have to return the videotape of that movie where you sucked an erect penis
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>>220231259
that wasn't porn that was art
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>>220230945
Well, I thought I might eat some peanut butter for a bit and then do a nice big poo in the toilet
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yes, i'm planning to CHECK THOSE NUMBERS!
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>>220231455
Impressive. Very nice.
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>>220230945
Don't you have AIDs or is that a different movie?
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>>220231455
Impressive. Very nice.
Let's see Paul Allen's digits.
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>No trips, not even dubs
cursed thread.
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>le epic doubles thread
An actual thread intended to discuss television or film died for this nonsense.
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>>220231583
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>>220231024
....you don't know what you're talking about don't you?
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>>220230945
"No"
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>>220230945
Studying for a law school exam on Monday.
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>>220230997
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>>220231024
d-does this work? asking for a friend
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>>220231173
I am a sevigny citizen.
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>>220231961
Good lad
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>>220231961
so am I
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>>220231455
Dubs on a Saturday morning how'd ya swing that?
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I DON'T KNOW!
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>>220230945
Well yes, prime chloe sevigny, i plan on fucking your mouth to completion
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>>220230945
I'll be making a quesadilla. Have you ever heard of them?
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>>220231455
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>>220230945
plans? getting dubs
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>>220231560
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>>220232121
They know me.
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>>220232099
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I just went on a date and it was nice but im too ugly and my hair is too thin now so pursuing women is a waste of money and time. I got my food budget down to 237 dollars a month of quality whole foods and spent 60 dollars today on random shit on a girl that I shouldnt have even bothered meeting. Hitting the wall is horrible if youre not married w kids already. Oh well, im just gonna be a hellion now and also read more.
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>>220232327
Yes, of course. Chicken. Melty cheese. Tortilla. The whole gang. How is tortilla by the way?
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>>220232530
Ahh, yes, tortilla. I think it was two weeks ago. No, three weeks actually. Had a healthy tan, but he was on his way to a table, so we quickly wrapped it up. How's Salsa doing?
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>>220231205
Happy for you guys. You sure suffered. Plus I like the way Buffalo plays
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>>220232508
God bless man. Sounds like you got self-discipline in order, the rest will follow, hold the line.
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>>220231205
as a Blues fan I'm happy for you guys (and Tage)
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>>220230945
>I was planning to ask you if you'd like to go have a few drinks with me tonight. Whatta ya think?
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>>220232893
Thank you! :)
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>>220232867
It wasnt the only mistake i made in hindsight. I also revealed the monotony of my daily life, which to me is extremely fulfilling, but to others looks dull, and also presented myself as too available as a result when in reality i should have lied about my life or the plans i had upcoming. Anyways, thanks anon. God Bless you too
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>>220230945
I'm gonna be playing a game. Tomb Raider
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>>220232811
Don't even get me started. The other day, I reserved a court at the racquet club. I'm doing light stretching. Practicing my forehand. All of a sudden, a brand new Roland Garros Prince tennis ball rockets into the back of my head. Ha ha! Can you fucking believe that? I turn around. It's Salsa, and a junior associate named Tapatio. Great guys, those two.
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>>220231151
You burgers have it rough. I could fuck 3-4 18 year old tight hot whores and cum down their throats for that much.
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>>220231024
is this how it's done bros
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>>220230945
>I have to return me K-7 player
https://youtube.com/shorts/LOFm6BdeXsw
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>>220231024
>asking her questions instead of being assertive
prove that you've had sex
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>>220231024
Retard. You're supposed to have plans so you can bring her along with you. You're inviting her to join the adventure that is your life. Every good woman wants to be a princess. She isn't going to settle for a layabout.
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>>220233105
Trying to sprout a seed with a bunch of lies rarely bears any fruit anyway. Mundanity is where the magic is and holding out for someone that lives there is worth it.



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