>Hey anon, any plan today?Your response?
GOONING to Le ZODIAC
Let's not talk about what I want.
Gonna eat an asshole later.
>>220230945
>>220230945Four hour goon sesh, you?
Chloe Sevigny intercourse
>>220230945i need to return some video tapes
>>220230989Female asshole I hope?
>>220230971>>220230982>>220230989>>220230994>>220230997>>220231007Fucking virgins, the correct response is "No, i am free today, what about you?"
>>220231024
I plan to watch the Miami Grand Prix Sprint and maybe watch a season of a TV show afterwards if I am not too tired.
Just doing some crosswords
where did all the dubs go?
>>220230945I need to return some video tapes.
>>220231024why would you say that? she'll think you're a loser who doesn't have any plans
>>220231083Not this thread, that's fer sure.
I'm going to play video games and jerk off to traps.
Its 8pm im already drunk im gonna calm up a $300 chinese prostitute and beat her up
I have a lunch meeting with, uh, Cliff Huxtable.
Sovereign citizen. Sovereign citizen. Excuse me, Miss
So, have you guys ever been to Dorsia?
>>220231083watch this
>>220231151have fun
>>220230945Yeah, celebrating my dabres making it to Round 2 for the first time since 2007. :)
Yes, I have a reservation at Dubsia.
>>220231009No. I only stare at those.
>>220230945i have to return the videotape of that movie where you sucked an erect penis
>>220231259that wasn't porn that was art
>>220230945Well, I thought I might eat some peanut butter for a bit and then do a nice big poo in the toilet
yes, i'm planning to CHECK THOSE NUMBERS!
>>220231455Impressive. Very nice.
>>220230945Don't you have AIDs or is that a different movie?
>>220231455Impressive. Very nice.Let's see Paul Allen's digits.
>No trips, not even dubscursed thread.
>le epic doubles threadAn actual thread intended to discuss television or film died for this nonsense.
>>220231583
>>220231024....you don't know what you're talking about don't you?
>>220230945"No"
>>220230945Studying for a law school exam on Monday.
>>220230997
>>220231024d-does this work? asking for a friend
>>220231173I am a sevigny citizen.
>>220231961Good lad
>>220231961so am I
>>220231455Dubs on a Saturday morning how'd ya swing that?
I DON'T KNOW!
>>220230945Well yes, prime chloe sevigny, i plan on fucking your mouth to completion
>>220230945I'll be making a quesadilla. Have you ever heard of them?
>>220231455
>>220230945plans? getting dubs
>>220231560
>>220232121They know me.
>>220231455>>220232099
I just went on a date and it was nice but im too ugly and my hair is too thin now so pursuing women is a waste of money and time. I got my food budget down to 237 dollars a month of quality whole foods and spent 60 dollars today on random shit on a girl that I shouldnt have even bothered meeting. Hitting the wall is horrible if youre not married w kids already. Oh well, im just gonna be a hellion now and also read more.
>>220232327Yes, of course. Chicken. Melty cheese. Tortilla. The whole gang. How is tortilla by the way?
>>220232530Ahh, yes, tortilla. I think it was two weeks ago. No, three weeks actually. Had a healthy tan, but he was on his way to a table, so we quickly wrapped it up. How's Salsa doing?
>>220231205Happy for you guys. You sure suffered. Plus I like the way Buffalo plays
>>220232508God bless man. Sounds like you got self-discipline in order, the rest will follow, hold the line.
>>220231205as a Blues fan I'm happy for you guys (and Tage)
>>220230945>I was planning to ask you if you'd like to go have a few drinks with me tonight. Whatta ya think?
>>220232856>>220232893Thank you! :)
>>220232867It wasnt the only mistake i made in hindsight. I also revealed the monotony of my daily life, which to me is extremely fulfilling, but to others looks dull, and also presented myself as too available as a result when in reality i should have lied about my life or the plans i had upcoming. Anyways, thanks anon. God Bless you too
>>220230945I'm gonna be playing a game. Tomb Raider
>>220232811Don't even get me started. The other day, I reserved a court at the racquet club. I'm doing light stretching. Practicing my forehand. All of a sudden, a brand new Roland Garros Prince tennis ball rockets into the back of my head. Ha ha! Can you fucking believe that? I turn around. It's Salsa, and a junior associate named Tapatio. Great guys, those two.
>>220231151You burgers have it rough. I could fuck 3-4 18 year old tight hot whores and cum down their throats for that much.
>>220231024is this how it's done bros
>>220230945>I have to return me K-7 playerhttps://youtube.com/shorts/LOFm6BdeXsw
>>220231024>asking her questions instead of being assertiveprove that you've had sex
>>220231024Retard. You're supposed to have plans so you can bring her along with you. You're inviting her to join the adventure that is your life. Every good woman wants to be a princess. She isn't going to settle for a layabout.
>>220233105Trying to sprout a seed with a bunch of lies rarely bears any fruit anyway. Mundanity is where the magic is and holding out for someone that lives there is worth it.