It's funny how quickly the Star Wars franchise died.
>>220231243It was murdered, actually.
>>220231243women when they see men enjoying something> I have to kill it
the power of ONE! the power of TWO!the power of MAAAAANNNNYYYYYYYY
>>220231308Nice space after the arrow, predditor.
>>220231243Dead == two upcoming movies and a series every other month Sure thing, pal
>>220231243Disney Wars is not Star Wars though
>>220231243It's not that funny
>>220231350The undead may appear alive, but they are still dead.A skinwalker is not the person they pretend to be.
>>220231350Sure, the Rey movie is coming out this December
>>220231243>Apprentice Legislature What the fuck is that even supposed to be?
>>220231243they literally announced a new star wars game recently and the Maul show is a big hit, but yeah keep seething about women
>>220231728>Maul show is a big hitwhere? I've heard no one mention it irl or here>new star wars gamethat is still at least a year off, the baby yeed movie is in less than a month and is projected to open worse than Solo did, the franchise is dead and you're fucking delusional if you think it's not
>>220231243there are universal lessons to learn from thisDisney: "all we have is Disney Princess, we need BOY things, too!"Smart exec: "let's just BUY Marvel and Star Wars, boys love those things! we got tons of princess money, why make a new thing when good things already exist that we can buy?!"Disney: "now that we own these BOY things, would it be cool to try and get GIRLS to like those things, too?"Dumb exec: "Let's try! Boys will like whatever we slop at them, so let's make those things as girly as possible, and we can double our audience!"start the downward spiral of doubling-down and audience blaming. it's your fault you are not "getting it", etc...
>>220231890There's some quote by a vidya developer or a movie producer, or maybe a comics editor, I can't remember which. The essence was that "We will always have the nerd audience buying our product, so we never need to pander to them or worry about them."Sheer fucking hubris. Let me see if I can find it.
>>220231890>buy two male skewing franchises>immediately turn them over to a woman whose one claim to fame was getting coffee for Spielberg (Kennedy) and a soulless husk of a man with no passion whatsoever (Feige)I think the people in charge of running the franchises deserve more blame, at least in Feige's defense he had the foresight to see the trend Marvel was heading in and decided to offer RDJ generational wealth to come back.
>>220231947(me)
>>220232207ah yes David Gaider, I'd completely forgotten about that retardironic the studio he worked at and is talking about here is now on death's doorstep, wonder how that happened?
>>220232246I can't believe that the entire team working on Dragon Age: The Veilguard drank their own Kool-Aid that hard.
>>220232285yeah you'd think after Andromeda's chilly reception and Anthem outright flopping they'd have learned some humility, but quite the opposite
>>220231243still think it was a mistake and not deliberate destruction of what you love by jews aye?
>>220231243Whatdyaknow, a picture really is worth a thousand words - especially when those words are totally retarded.
>>220231728What's HIS story?
>>220232207It's like the term 'target demographic' exists for a reason in the first place, instead of the target just being 'everybody'.Who knew about this arcane wisdom?
>>220231243Poe should have fucked Holdo.
>>220231243I just wish it fid not bring America down with it.
>>220232207It's even funnier when you consider they were pretty much synonymous for WRPGs in the mid to late-2000s, only to throw all that goodwill away to chase an audience that never had any interest in video games in the first place.
>>220231243I like how she's supposedly one of the greatest admirals the republic has, yet we never see her do anything of note aside from get almost everyone under her command killed and sacrifice their only remaining ship to barely even slow down the enemy, and her backstory is just "uhh she's heckin' quirky and likes astrology".>admiral we need to mount a defense our fleet is getting hammered>no we can't, mercury is in retrograde and the enemy admiral is a saggitarius, trust me on thisWho the fuck would ever put this person in command of anything beyond a tabloid horoscope column?
>>220232594Poe should have shot and skullfuck Holdo
>>220232640>I just wish it fid not bring America down with it.America was owned by ZOG and proudly trumpeted Israeli ideals over American ones. In the end, clicking up the heat was what allowed the frog to jump out of the water.
>>220231317the power of TRAAAAANNNNYYYYYYYY
>>220231243>female character written by female>her biggest flaw is that she just cares so much and is so excited to help her friends that they find her slightly annoying now and thenwhy does every obese danger hair female writer create the exact same character that has the exact same non-existent character flaw?
>>220233247the term is "smelling your own farts"it's fun to be watching a show and you can recognize the writer's self-insert character, doing a thing, and you can almost literally hear the writer's thoughts "AHH! THIS IS SUCH AN AWESOME SCENE... I'M AMAZING! PEOPLE WILL LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!! AAAAHHH!!!!" and the reality is the scene is lameHoldo Maneuver is a prime example
>>220231350But does anyone watch those?
>>220233764any TV is screwed these days by paywallsit's impossible for anything to gain ground simply because shows are not easy to watch anymoreit's up to YOU to seek them out, PAY, and only then can you enjoy it. you've already bought it before you know if it's good or not. ain't nobody got time for that.if Ms Marvel and Acolyte were on regular TV, just tune in and watch for FREE? even Star Trek Starfleet Academy. people would have watched 'em. nobody is paying for those
>>220231350>Dead == two upcoming movies and a series every other month>Sure thing, palAutism Speaks: The Post!Were you even alive when Star Wars had an entire toy aisle to itself in stores? That literally died with TLJ and was buried with TROS.
PIC RELATED>Things you will NEVER see againDead. Franchise.
>>220233992>if Ms Marvel and Acolyte were on regular TV, just tune in and watch for FREE? even Star Trek Starfleet Academy. people would have watched 'emYou're on drugs if you think that, my guy.
>>220231243It didn't. Its bigger than ever.
>>220234357Now do the merchandise, faggot
>>2202343240 + 4 still equals 4a few more people would have watchedguaranteed(of course after watching it, they would have not liked it still lol, but the point is... they watched)
>>220234680classic cope
>>220233710Basically the DM inserting a DMPC to shit all over their players to enjoy a power fantasy. Only to be surprised that players want a game that they enjoy, not just to be used as pawns in the DMs wet dreams.
>>220234714see>>220234269Since you refuse to acknowledge anything that doesn't support your bullshit, why not post the Original Trilogy box office? Cherry picking stats is the biggest COPE of all. TROS had literally ONE PEG of action figures which were a mixture of all three trilogies, not even dedicated to just TROS.
>>220234357anon, those are abysmal numbers for a company that bought the franchise for 4 billion, then spent that amount again plus more producing those shitty movies plus spinoffs plus tv shows plus their theme park disasters.
>>220231243How to practice astrology when, in every point of the galaxy you see the different constellations?
>>220234828whatever helps you cope, chud.
>>220234357Now do Solo: A Star Wars Storykek.
>>220234850I'm not the one coping here, my chuddy
>>220234862That flopped because people wanted more of the new characters rather than nostalgia slop about a white man from the OT.
>>220234828I love how this faggot >>220234850keeps screaming about "cope" yet refuses to address the OT. Same for the merchandise. Disney bought this franchise for $4B to get that lucrative merch cash flow. Saying they sold a few more tickets than the shitty Prequels is ultimate cope.
>>220234893Ah, you're just trolling. got it.
>>220234324you weren't around for the 90s and 00s. People will watch anything put in front of us
>>220234938You clearly weren't there either.
>>220234938>People will watch anything put in front of usESL retard.Guess that's why Enterprise was cancelled after only 4 seasons huh? All those people watching it, right?
>>220231243the only thing I've watched aside from the first trilogy when I was a kid, is the second Clone Wars show from 2008This was real kino, and enjoyable as a grown up
>>220234986Which part of my english did you struggle to understand?
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>>220231243Quickly? It took 5 films.
>>220232640I am not a boob man but her small tits in that picture annoy me
>>220231243tbdesu this is like blaming NJO writers for Kyp Durron. Although back then writers were at least sometimes allowed to shovel shit on each other like Stackpole did to KJA with I, Jedi
>>220235123>he needs it explained to him>It's literally right there in the sentence quoted but he doesn't get itkek. Your grammar sucks balls, saar.
>>220232207Interesting approach. I prefer the "spit on the nerds and take a shit on what they like" instead.
>>220231243I still have to see a single good argument to why Holdo is a bad character aside of retards crying about her hair color.
>>220231285>why would Disney do this?
>>220235282>I, JediI loved I Jedi but it's been a quarter century and I wouldn't have noticed this. What did he do in it?
>>220235314Now post a Star Wars director saying the same (hard choice: no George Lucas)
>>220235291Ah "pretending to be retarded". An oldie but a goodie. Excellent troll's gambit, anon. Be sure to mark this exchange down in your epic wins log.
>>220235412and offhand press statement doesn't warp the reality of the films and their overall failure, sorry tranny
>>220235363Corran getting Terminator 2 nuke visions of families dying when Kyp "Coldsteel" Durron blows up the Carida system and then chewing out Luke for how insanely retarded he's been acting, including just handwaving Kyp "Darkstar" Durron wiping out an inhabited system.
The whole thing is pretty funny in a way. George made something great, then got a lot of hate, decided he might as well sell it. And now we're getting horrible shit. You give shit, you get shit in return. It's justice.
>>220231243>Holdo became disinterested with the peaceful culture of her homeworldWhy are Jews like this?
>>220235491>didn't answer the questionKek
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>>220235419Wow. Doubling down on the COPE. As you wrote:>People will watch anything put in front of usYou can't even keep your pronouns correct. "People" and "us" are not the matching pronouns. It would be>People will watch anything put in front of THEMI know your generation is literally retarded about pronouns and think you can identify as whatever you want, but again, your grammar is pure shit, saar. Regardless, I anticipate the day your pronouns become was/were, you retard.
>>220235575>do this specific thingjust said no one has to, also your series failed and ywnbaw
>>220231243Speaking as a sexually confused ethnically ambiguous retard with three nipples and a cone-shaped head, I have no idea how this happened.
>>220235591uh oh. whole groomercord banned for CP about to roll in as disney reinforcements
>>220235503Not just that, it's the fact that Disney ignored all previous success with the golden age. All their creatives were women who wanted to write princess stories. Execs realized people only saw them as the princess factory so they bought marvel and Star wars specifically to recapture that audience of young boys.But they didn't fill their ranks with boy writers, they kept the same princess factory workers who HATE boy shit. And so marvel and Star wars were turned into another princess factory.It tells you that you can't just buy a property and expect the same output if all of your infrastructure and work force are dedicated to whatever opposes what you bought.
>>220235530It's the standard gen'xer character, including Luke.>I have a comfy home, food and a lot of toys>but everything is so boring, I want to leave this place
>>220235641Calm your tits, the captcha has been fucking retarded the past couple days.
>>220235690you're being punished for clearing cookies. there are five difficulty levels, first captcha, then each takes a week to reduce.
>>220235758Ya I installed nordvpn because I needed to access kemono for some hentai. And keroba is being weird. Idk I'm posting less and less because this shit is such a pain in the ass. If I want to post a joke I have to wait 2 minutes each time.And fucking rapeape posts more on twitter than on here nowadays so he has no interest in fixing this shit
>>220235503It's the American type culture. Or some mix of culture, food, genetics. Best thing you can do is renounce the behavior of hate and degeneracy.>>220235607This comment is a good example, it's supposed to be funny, and sometimes it may even be funny, but at the same time it's degenerate and hateful. You see this kind of stuff everywhere, what people might just mean to criticize ends up perpetuating the same shit. Whether you enjoy drama or whatever it is. I guess what I'm saying can be summarized by saying something liketldr: ironic degeneracy is still degeneracy.
>>220235878by using a vpn you're locking yourself at the highest difficulty, as your ip address will never match your cookie.
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>>220231663Somehow, Rey returned
>>220235686People like to grow up. Well. Used to. I guess not so much anymore.
>>220235597>GHOSTED!Pushed his shit right back in
>>220231243>It's funny how quickly the Star Wars franchise died.I haven't cared about Star Wars since Rogue Leader came out on the GameCube in 2001.
>>220235974Nta, but Saaaaaar
>>220235597Were you trying to say that he isn't a person? That seems like more of a philosophical dilemma than a grammatical one.
>So we have this bright kid who has a new pitch for a star wars movie. Basically, Luke's building a new jedi order, Leia's running the galaxy, Han is feeling antsy, they have a kid who's training under Luke. And there's a new threat who isn't a sith. Basically adapting some of the eu stuff in a streamlined cinematic way>Right... right... Yeah that's all good but... I just had this thought>You did?>Yeah see my nephew's best friend is a filmmaker and he's been pitching his story but not getting any hits. And I figured, what if we took his story and made it star wars?>Is it star wars?>Well no, not yet. But it could be. As long as we shove lightsabers in there it's not like fans will know the difference right? And I know this guy, he's very easy to manipulate if the marketing people tell us we need to change course. He's not one of these pretentious 'I care about the art' idiots haha>Haha perfect let's hire him!
>>220232640based
>>220231350most likely were planned and filmed long before the aftermath of the other shows
>>220232640we deserved it
>>220231243Juice put this untalented hack in there on purpose. They knew you'd blame her for the controlled destruction of the medium. It's like female police chiefs, they get the blame but they're put there by the people that make it this way.
>>220231243Star wars dying got me into Gundam (universal century)
>>220235686Tatooine isn't comfy, it's a barren, poverty stricken, dangerous wasteland.
>>220237224Sounds familiar.
>>220231728>More fucking MaulThe red nigger died in Phantom Menace, god I hate Filoni so fucking much
>>220231728>the Maul show is a big hit why do you people even bother telling such obvious lies?
>>220237387because they don't have to release viewership data
>>220231243>>220232207They learned nothing from Aesop
>>220235282>>220235500Kyp literally did nothing wrong.
>>220235936>>220235974Not him but the sequels failed horribly, it's why they have cancelled the yearly movie.
>>220234357Shills can't meme
>>220234714Yeah. Star Wars never made any money on merchandise, right?
>>220234843Errr...uh...shut up chud!
>>220235607Good news...You're the target demographic for modern Star Wars.
>>220234843even people who can't speak english can see through the cunt's bullshit
>>220231243can't even finish reading that description, and never watched any of the disnsey films.ultra cringe
>>220235936>>220235974Shills can't meme.Just think. Disney spent millions of dollars ro produce these shitty images
>>220231243It's back though. Didn't they fire or otherwise rid themselves of all the woke feminists?
>>220241453>shill tries to change tactics
>>220231243Astrology is gay as fuck.
>>220232207He's right Baldurs gate 3 proved nerds will buy slop as long as it's "well made"
>>220240999disney's didn't. lmao.
>>220235936>we spent 4 billion dollars and made 1.7, we won!
>>220243287And the Star Wars Hotel cost over a billion dollars to build...
All nu wars is faggot shit, no exceptions.
>>220231350It’s obligate product they must legally produce periodically to retain copyrights. They don’t suffer losses because it’s all insured through federal bailouts. It’s not about the money it’s about sending a message.>>220231243Why is this child-molesting old whore allowed anywhere near children’s products as a writer?
>>220235974Crazy how nobody cares about or remembers these movies when they made this much money, might be worse than avatar in that regard
Remember when Rian was definitely getting his trilogy and owning the chuds any day now? We stopped getting posts about that despite the dizzying financial success of the sequels.
>>220231243That retarded cunt thinks astrology is astronomy
>>220232207>>220242143Men are easy to please, but not universally pleased, which is what gives this erroneous image of "locked in" audience, but give something that doesnt even try and you will see how quickly to find other things that do.
>>220231243>>220231285Looking at it in hindsight, it really does look like it was crashed on purpose out of spite.
>>220235936>>220235974lol nothing you posted is legitimate, you just dialed it in by hand
>>220231243a movie about eccentric astrologers travelling to different planets to see if their astrology charts line up on psychic prediction shit is a more interesting premise than anything we've seen out of nuWars.
>>220231308>men enjoying somethingGo outside you useless, round, slimy slob>>220232882Go outside blobman>>220233992BlobIt's a product and you are the goy buying it.
>>220234687>>220234324I never considered myself a scooby doo fan but I saw a lot of scooby doo simply because it was all over TV in those days.
>>220231308My gf aborted my child
>>220244672I saw TFA in a packed theater because capital one was giving away tickets for free.
>>220234986>Guess that's why Enterprise was cancelled after only 4 seasons huh? All those people watching it, right?4 seasons is a pretty good run. It's not as good as TNG/DS9/VOY, but it's a better run than a lot of shows get.The first 3 seasons were clearly profitable, and the fourth season was probably also profitable but less promising than other projects that could fill the time slot.
>>220244575>Why is this child-molesting old whore allowed anywhere near children’s products as a writer?Redpill me on Claudia Grey
>>220231947>>220232207i remember a similar quote about "core gamers" being unimportant to the gaming industry.
>>220246141Wait, are you telling me a person who would lie about his gender will also lie about box office numbers?
>>220246436post your tits
>>220235974the only comparison given is The Force Awakens vs The Phantom Menace. Why not include the others in this massive chart? 31 mill vs 32 mill is practically nothing, and sales of the first movie in the trilogy account more of the goodwill of the previous trilogy and in the sequel trilogy's case, the fact that hollywood is totally shit these days anyway.
>>220246572>I saw TFA in a packed theater because capital one was giving away tickets for free.you were an employee or what?
>>220235282>>220235363>>220235500>>220239710>tbdesu this is like blaming NJO writers for Kyp Durron. Although back then writers were at least sometimes allowed to shovel shit on each other like Stackpole did to KJA with I, JediWhat books do I need to start reading?
>>220246141>easily googled>spits out the GoogleGPT numbers rather than numbers from any sort of actual source.
>>220231890>>220232207they weren't entirely wrong, but you can only change the RPG formula so much before it just stops registering as an RPG. AT that point the nerds will just go "fuck this shit, i'll just buy two quirky earthbound-inspired indie RPG's instead of just one"
>>220234357prequels and sequels are both shitOT were the only good ones, and even then they weren't that amazingstop basing your personality around space fantasy movies you niggers
>>220247535adulthood is realizing that the originals were bad too
>>220247403Lol
