Why the hell would Jakey lower himself to shit like this?
Money. /thread
>>220233511He's been making nothing but slop for a decade
i recently watched Nocturnal Animals for the first time. good film.
>>220233532this but its not like there are good movies being made so what choice does he have? he can either star in shit or a different flavor of shit
>>220233511>Jakey jakey about to make another big... Mistakey
>>220233511People think he's had a great career since Donnie Darko, which lost a bunch of money, and then there was Prince of Persia...Nightcrawler is his one excellent movie
His last good movie was in 2016
>>220233511It was funHis actual shit movie was that horror one about an art exhibit
>>220233511Jewenhall
>>220233593>Nightcrawler is his one excellent movieHe had a generational run from like 2005-2016:>Brokeback Mountain (no homo)>Jarhead>Zodiac>End of Watch>Prisoners>Enemy>Nightcrawler>Nocturnal Animals
>>220233511his career tanked after he acted in that forgettable capeshit film
>>220233532YOU CAN'T /thread YOUR OWN POST YOU FUCK
>>220233680That Presumed Innocent series is pretty good too.
>>220233709No, the OP can’t /thread his own post/thread but i can do whatever the fuck i want to. Cope and seethe.
>>220233680OK, I will grant you Prisoners and Zodiac at least, and will now shut the fuck up.
>>220233731It’s awful. Watch the film with its supercast
>>220233511Wasn't he in one of those new spider-man flicks? can't go lower than that.
>brokeback millennials thought they could imitate this
>>220234088Patrick SchwayteHe's got...hungry eyes
>>220234142You spittin' numerologies at me? Like this is a damn... math class?
>>220233511Have you ever met an actor? They don't have standards lmao they will take any job
>>220234088gyllenhaal is gen x though my zoomie friend
>>220234088>t. sobs uncontrollably whenever an obnoxious race-swap reboot gets mocked on /tv/
>>220234496or how about... no reboots?maybe write an original story instead of sucking 80s dick forever?
>>220233511because it was actually good thougheversobeit
I think he gave up after Nightcrawler, he knew he wasn't going to win any awards so he just leaned into slop
>>220233593>Nightcrawler is his one excellent movieit's astonishingly mediocre to bad evenits like all you guly retard incels decided to pretend its good because he's literally you or something (an offputting spergty werido being a terrible faggot 24/7)
>>220233511I really liked this movie for some reason.
>>220233511>drives the bikers to the hospital after beating them up and even warns them before he goes over a speed bumpit was comfy desu
>>220233511His best bet in non-capeshit theatrical release is a thriller like Prisoners (quality ensemble + even better visuals.) Outside that, the boxoffice is like pulling teeth, as TWC found out with Southpaw. He seems to think people equate a leading man with violent brutes (who cry in the story climax), so that's what he plays. Or snarky guys in military?!?
>>220235856In conclusion, JakeG doesn't know the public taste (as a nepo himself) and he just wants $ now.
>>220233511would've been an alright movie if it weren't for the cgi fight sequences and conor mcgregor
>>220235896>and conor mcgregorhe was the best part by a fuckin mile you dopey skinny fat queer
>>220235896>cgi fight sequencesI thought that was one of the best parts because they showed fights like we've never seen before in a film.
surprised im the first ITT to say this, but it's a cool achievement for him desu. You're all too concerned with whether it's kino. It's a flick. But he got ripped and trained a lot for it + learned to fight and that alone is an achievement, good for his career. based Jake.
>>220236538agreed, they really pushed the envelope and challenged what is possible to achieve on screen.
>>220236841yeah it was so cool because they didnt do all the cutting to hide actors fake fighting like we are used to seeing. Was really neat.
it had interesting cinematography
>>220233749Newfag
It was actually okayish for 1 and a half act, then I bet the studio demanded and reshoots and edited the shot out of what could've been a good film. Not his or directors fault
>>220233511It was a fun comfy movie and it's not like he's above making dadcore slop>Ambulance>The Guilty>Life
>>220233511Midlife crisis.Grew up as a nerdy jew, always felt insecure about it and instead of accepting his true nature he now tries to reinvent himself as a tough guy, so he makes mid action movies for jocks and other retards of the kind.
Why do they hate her so much
>>220235738I liked it too. And Tard Macgregor wasn't even that bad.
>>220237996Lana Rhoades? I mean she's a pornstar, and has no place in real movies.
roadhouse
After he had that incredible Enemy > Prisoners > Nightcrawler > Southpaw > Nocturnal Animals run and wasn't even nominated for an Oscar he pretty much gave up and resigned himself to slop. Basically admitted it in an interview too.
>>220238318DiCaprio waited longer than he did. He's just a diva, unfortunately.
>>220237602>The GuiltyI haven’t watched the remake, but the original was an incredible movie and more likely than not that is probably what he thought they were going for, although he should’ve realized it was going to be an americanized version
>>220238318>After he had that incredible Enemy > Prisoners > Nightcrawler > Southpaw > Nocturnal Animals runhe had literally no part in why any of those (bad) movies were good (suck)what awful taste you have too btw wtf hahahahaa
>>220233709you actually can and it's based when people do
>>220233683Yeah, what the fuck were they thinking with Nightcrawler? He wasn't even blue.
>>220233511he stopped prestige-hunting and decided to accept roles/scripts he found fun (and lucrative).
>>220239647kek
>>220238223>remember when i went to road house lois
>>220233593>Nightcrawler is his one excellent movieconfirmed zoomer thread
>>220233538this. /tv/ chuds have been doing their best to ignore it. it started with Southpaw
>>220239833he was never good in anything ever dipshit
>>220234088Millenials had nothing to do with any of these movies. We were kids when brokeback came out, they made that movie for gen x faggots.
McGregor is a great actor and I'm tired of pretending otheriwse
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>>220233511>why would Jake Gyllenfaggot do something gay?
