Nutty Putty kino dropped. Get in here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ukew4GxeETQ&t=4s
>>220234334I'm always getting stuck holes
>>220234334Oh my fucking god, just watching this makes me uncomfortableWhy are white people like this?
>>220234334is this teh comfy /nuttyputty/ general??
Same threads about the same topics year in year out.I'm starting to think it's a 4chan bot and not autistics.
>>220234642Why are you not white?
>>220234719It’s just these same threads print delicious (You)’s
>>220234732I am doeIt doesn't make it any easier to understand
>>220234719morbid disaster kino is like a drug to high int autists who love to solve puzzles that involve multiple complex systems plus human behavior and social dynamicst. morbidly curious special interest on the rotation
>>220234747>delicious (You)’sThere’s nothing “delicious” about having such a shit personality you have to spam the same threads on 4chan over and over again to get any sort of human interaction.
I just did a deep dive into caving accidents the other day and these idiots die in such a variety of amusing ways. Like there was this retard that got stuck and then he got so mad he sabotaged every attempt at getting him out and eventually suffered a fatal cardiac arresting due to sheer butthurt hurling insults at his rescuers until practically the last moment
>>220234334I have a long time sexual fantasy about being trapped naked in a concrete box and thrown into the ocean
Only one word for it: horrifying
>OH N-What would you do in this situation, /tv/?
>>220236562I would have listened. Which is what no one ever did.
>>220236562I would have to get it on
>>220234334could have gotten out so easy.
Now that the smoke has settled...who was in the wrong here?
>>220235643you can't drop that and not give a name
>>220236733Just back out? Seems obvious when you look at it from the side.
>>220234793huh based?
>>220234732why do you like to jump head first into holes in the ground?
why didn't they just break his legs?
>>220234334White people finna be crazy, yo!!
>>220234334Why are jeets obsessed with this stupid shit? You'd think death by train (juggernaut) would be enough to fascinate them.
>>220236813i assume they have a functioning brain
>>220234793very amusing webm
>>220234334
>>220235643that's how I want to die
>>220234334It wasn't a 90 degree angle lol. More like 170 degrees angle.
>>220234642It was clearly a case of excessive confidence in himself combined with not having internalized the idea of his own mortality and being a thrill seeker. He was exactly the type of guy that's meant to die in his 20s.
>>220234334I still don't understand. If there wasn't enough room for him to get out without breaking his legs how was he able to get in without breaking his legs?
>>220234793why didnt he save him??
>>220234334Why didn't they just dig him out?
>>220234334>be white>get stuck in a cave because it's too small for your body to move out of
I mean realistically, what was he hoping to find in there?
>>220237034>>220237062He just went off course. He though he entered the mapped course known as the 'birthing canal'. He made an error.
>>220237235Why did he go in in the first place
*record scratch* yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here
>>220234334So he was upside down in the little crevice for around 30 hours. Imagine shitting and pissing all over yourself upside down while you're stuck there, it dripping all over you. In addition to being afraid of dying and stuck in a shitty little cave crevice.
>>220236812Driebelbis Cave tragedy
>>220237305There were multiple cases of people just starving to death in these caves, over the course of weeksI'd take Nutty Putty over thatOne French guy got lost in a cave for 35 days and survived eating pieces of leather he found and licking water off the walls, cured his depression and made him no longer suicidal
I haven't finished the video yet but genuine question, why didn't they drug him to hell and then make clean breaks somewhere on his legs so they could pull him out easier? Would have been better than death.
>>220237062They tried pulling him out with a pulley system, but it failed.
>>220237377>One French guy got lost in a cave for 35 days and survived eating pieces of leather he found and licking water off the walls, cured his depression and made him no longer suicidallol
>>220237062Watch the video. It explains everything. They couldn't pull him effectively because the many corners in the tunnel left the rope stuck and it didn't transmit force. A lot depended on the guy push up from the bottom, but he was practically upside down and one of his arms was stuck. The most horrifying part is, they almost got him pulled out but the rope snapped and he fell back in. Imagine the despair.
>>220234719this one has exclusive footage though
>>220236912tbf he wouldn't have lived long enough to get all that gear down there. Not like a rescue crew could fit in that tunnel.
>>220237207Agarthi
>be 5'6 short king>develop deeply seated highly intense hatred of anyone in 6 foot community>hear from fellow short kings about death squad opportunity disguised as volunteer 'rescue" group>join and spend most of time training while patiently waiting for "the day">call comes in at 3 am about 6' 200 lb male w/ happy marriage & impregnated wife trapped upside down in cave while on vacation from pediatric cardiology medical career training path>you're the last person he ever has contact with
What is wrong with white people?
>>220234642White boys are just crazy
>cave-divers with a loving wife and 4 beautiful kids when they hear about a cave called "Satan's Urethra" with a 100% fatality rate
>>220234642dem crackas lack the melanin to have sensible judgment, ya feels me?
>>220236562>break my fucking legs, amputate them wtf!>then sue when I'm rescued and alive on the surface
>>220237467If I was in that tunnel with my rope it wouldn't have gone down like it did.
>>220237335>Robert Scott, an epileptic, was exploring the cave with friends>an epileptic
I would literally do anything else but cave diving. Especially in those cramped spaces. Why would you do that.
>No! Don't attempt to stop him dying, he might die!
>>220238629>NO! Don't cut my legs off! I need those to be over 5'11"!
>>220234642Only Whites can join the EWU Crew
>>22023464299% of whites wouldn't do it, but I can see why a ballsy white guy might want to do it. Why are black people afraid of swimming?
>>220234334Trust me you young bucks, holes will always ruin your life.
>>220237380Because saving him would have killed him.
>>220240078>Why are black people afraid of swimming?I read that when blacks were slaves they could swim but when they were freed and segregation began they weren’t allowed in swimming pools and that created a couple generations of non swimmers. Instead of money I think reparations should be free swimming lessons for black people although I fear how many instructors will die from a drowning black pulling them underwater with them.
>>220240207>Save his life = He dies>Leave him there = He diesThe rescue team made the right choice.
>>220238678looks like a Halloween mask
>>220235694KONO DIO DA
>>220234334Retard could've been at home playing Assassin's Creed II instead.
>>220237335jeeze. This one's maybe worse than the Nutty Putty incident.
>>220239599qeq
>>220240235I think some would jump off slave ships if they got unchained for a bit. Then drown of course.
>>220234642It's called the Faustian spirit. Brownoids and bugpeople wouldn't understand.
>>220234334>UNSEEN FOOTAGEthey didn't have portable digital cameras in 2009 so this is either AI or from taht last descent movie, most likely AI though.
>>220241039Fuck you are retarded
>The fissure measured 10 by 18 inches (25 by 46 cm) and was located 400 feet (120 m) from the entrance of the cave.[12]how the fuck do you see a completely vertical dark hole in the rocks the size of a picture frame and against every instinct of self-preservation dive into it headfirst
>>220235694Not that extreme but when I was first getting sexual thoughts I had similar sexual fantasy about being naked trapped in a box. I think it was an old looney tune cartoon that put the thought into my head, it was one with a tom turk or at least done other turkey character that I vaguely remember being in a suitcase in his boxers
>>220237605why didn't they send nanobots down to just carry him out?
Is it possible to carry equipment that can chip away at rock in case one gets stuck? I wonder if methods to counter getting stuck have improved over the years.
>>220234642He had no choice, it called for him.
>>220234334>>220237235>aim for birth canal>reach deathpoetry
>>220234334>Yo guys! Listen up! I know we don't see each other as much, what with the old ball and chain and little chainlettes around. But this weekend, guess what? Huh? A boys weekend with lifelong friends, reminiscing, and good times to be had? HA! Good one. No, I'm diving head first into FAGGOTSISSY ANALFISSURE CAVES>Hello? Boss? Sorry, I can't come in Friday. Huh? I'm sick? Vacation with the family? No no! I wouldn't take time off work for something stupid and RETARDED like that. No, I'm going balls deep in FAGGOTSISSY ANALFISSURE CAVES. Yup, whole weekend just to myself. Don't come in Monday? Gee thanks for the extra time off!>Honey! Kids! Gather around! I have exciting news! Hm? A family getaway to the tropics? Going to gram grams and pop pops? Disneyland!? Haha, you little monsters CRACK me the FUCK up! No, I'm going BY MYSELF, thrusting my lumpy sweaty body through sharp, dark, wet, crevices in FAGGOTSISSY ANALFISSURE CAVES! Huh? Language? Sweetie, that's what it's called. See? Jr's got it! Go tell your buddies, their dads are gonna be SO jealous! >Ah, this is the life. Here I am in FAGGOTSISSY ANALFISSURE CAVES. My lifelong passion come true. Ooh yeah, it's so cold and TIGHT in here! Let me see, it's been 2 hours and I've gotten 5 feet in. FUCK this is so FUCKING GREAT! >Hm? What's this? An unexplored, unmapped part of FAGGOTSISSY ANALFISSURE CAVES? YIPPEEEE! I'll be famous! I'm gonna be betterer than Magellan and Columbus and Marco Polo combined! FAGGOTSISSY ANALFISSURE CAVES history, HERE I COME!
>>220239706Who are you gonna sue? The cave?
>>220241125He was born too late to utilize his recklessness for discovering new lands; born too early to sign up for space colonization under horrifically cramped and unsafe conditions; born only in time to throw his life away for the hell of it and to the benefit of nobody.
>>220241125>how the fuck do you see a completely vertical dark hole in the rocks the size of a picture frame and against every instinct of self-preservation dive into it headfirstSomeone post the video of that guy entering that small hole in the floor (rock).In the meantime have this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RZN3r0LzhI
>>220237605They did though. They had started pulling him out when some of the equipment broke and he slipped back in. That's when he had the heart attack and died.
>>220241665>John Edward Jones, who died in the 2009 Nutty Putty Cave incident, was married with a daughter and had a second child on the way. jesus. He wasn't just your average retard. He was super duper retarded. I haven't watched the whole video yet. Did he have any choice parting words?
>>220239674*robs a convenience store for $400 and spends years in prison*
>>220241682>Who are you gonna sue?God
>>220241844>"Someone please get me out of this cave. I am uncomfortable."
>>220241844You laugh at his misfortune, but if Jones had reached the legendary lost Amber Room, he would've been a modern hero. No risk, no reward.
>>220241928lol
lol he's literally the NPC meme
>>220234719>He thinks Amerinonces are robots
>>220234793I chuckled
>>220234642same reasons you people never left your backwards continent or invented writing. Intellectual curiousity, the urge to explore etc.
>>220237207Enlightenment
>>220237207Nothing. Some people just enjoy the idea of exploring areas that no other human has been before, and caves can give you that.>>220234334I already binged several months worth of cave diving videos. I have no idea why it popped up on my feed but I've seen it all
>>220234334In hindsight he really should have just crawled out the way he came in. Such a shame nobody thought of that in time.
>>220242950Interesting thread, I watched the two The Descent movies recently, I may check cave videos too
>>220234793best post currently on this board
>>220234334Those rescuers sure spent a lot of time sitting around with a thumb up their asses, filming and "documenting".>bro look at this heckin pulley>and here's another heckin pulley, how nutty is that?
Can anyone confirm if this channel is all AI slop or actual real stories? I'm starting to get suspicioushttps://www.youtube.com/@ontheverge-YT/videos
>>220234334The fucking watermark on this video is pissing me offI can’t watch this dross
>>220237207
>>220243188>"Trapped in "N shaped" passage filled with toxic airNah, it's real.
>>220243058The scariest ones are low oxygen environments because there's almost no way of knowing you're in one unless the flame in your lantern dissipates.Imagine dropping down into a spot that looks perfectly safe and then just suffocating from lack of oxygen.
>>220243188The first video uploaded answers this question almost immediately.
>>220234719>bro whining about a classic fun thread that is posted less than weekly
>>220243303How does shit like this consistently gather 20k views? Bots?
>>220243188Definitely
>>220237305>american has never went 30 hours without shittinglmao
>>220243351Normies need constant background noise.
>>220243303>The information and materials used are sourced from public recordsIt says that, but none of the videos ever link to the source material.
>>22024335190% of views online are botsIt's a meaningless number
>>220243450I actually do. My job involves driving for 10 hours daily. I need to listen to something or else I'll fall asleep. The best days are when I can find something really interesting. It makes my long day feel like a breeze.
>>220238678FAUSTIAN SPIRIT
>>220236562IGGER
>>220241039>they didn't have portable digital cameras in 2009What the fuck are you talking about?
>>220243466This. Anyone can buy a bot farm to boost their account. Every major streamer does it. The bots are sophisticated now and will comment on videos like regular users. I'd argue most of Reddit is also just bots. Feels like 4chan is one of the last places that doesn't have them, because no one would gain anything by botting 4chan.
>>220239764i enjoy the insanity of this being a hobby but I have self described claustrophobia and the few times I've been in caves we turned around a lot sooner than the actual belly crawling (the not even dangeous kind)
>hey kid, listen, I know you need saving and all...>BUT the thing is, yeah, if we save you...>you might die>so we gotta let you die kid, god bless you
>>220241039is this how Zoomers literally think?
Should have just broke his legs and risked him going into shock. Was the only way free.
>>220241039>they didn't have portable digital cameras in 2009
>>220238629in his yt videos, he indeed seems genuily happy when talking about john's death lmao4:20https://youtu.be/aVChE-1T_Hc?is=wkhIwtwtkscYTD6rLET'S GO BRANDON!
>>220243602Yes, yes they do. They think everything is AI until proven otherwise.
>>220243637>They think everything is AI until proven otherwise.We're all going to be thinking like that pretty soon anyway
>>220243690We already have when it comes to images to the point artists need to put disclaimers that their works aren't AI. Instead of enjoying a piece of media at face value, everyone is trying to find small errors to make sure it's not AI. When audio catches up to images, it's over.
>>220241039They had this nostalgic little G
>>220234642Wypipo are just on a different plane of existence. If you know, you know
Why didn't they just dig from the surface down to the spot he was stuck lol what retards
Why do these retards always go head first
>>220241039
>>220244071Why do these retards even think this is a fun hobby?
>>220241282I used to have oddly uncomfortable thoughts about Porkey the Pig wearing nothing but a suit jacket and being stark naked from the waist down.
>>220244096adrenaline junkies dont have normal brains. im glad i wasn't born like that.
I feel sorry for the rescuers who had to be stuck in that cramped space with the smell after John no doubt shit his pants
I don't understand why they didn't just break his legs and drag him out. He wasn't gonna survive otherwise, they might as well have just tried it.
>>220243248image always kills me
>tea bad>coffee bad>beer bad>weed bad...>10x18" hole under the ground good
Nutty putty cave? Oh wow am I on reddit 15 years ago?? Bro I gotta show you this hilarious video called Charlie the unicorn its so funny
>>220244071not to defend this retarded (and based) hobby but when you're crawling into tiny holes like this theres literally only one way to get into the hard ones and that requires going headfirst so you can see and slowly nudge you shoulders and shit piece by piece
>>220237135That's five feet of solid granite. You'd need something crazy to even get an inch through it. Shovels wouldn't even make a dent. Idk if we have the technology yet
>>220244259the same people being neurotic about minor things like coffee aren't remotely close to the people climbing in holes, reminds me of the people https://www.reddit.com/r/ZeroCovidCommunity/who are still avoiding being in public to avoid spreading covid, I know its reddit but theres some real entertainment and educational value in reading these people and hearing how their dysfunctional brains work
>>220241039Shit I didn't even realize this happened pre-iphone. Good catch this is fake and gay AI
>>220240207>If you save him, you'll be just like himHate this fucking trope
>>220244360They are all cults. I just found it ironic how heckin' mormonerinos though this was perfectly okay.>ZeroCovidCommunityHoly fucking mental illness
>>220234793Why didn't rescuers just bomb an opening? Then he could stand up and walk back out.
>>220244303>what are pickaxes
>>220242866Unfortunately, I am living my whole life with my back to the world.
>>220244284>2011Charlie the Unicorn was already like 6 years old.
>>220243449>third worlder obsessed with Americhadsyawn
>I'ma just crawl into this microscopic hole
>>220243494Got any good podcast suggestions?
>>220243277Hydrogen sulfide is common in those kind of environments. One breath you black out instantly then suffocate with no warning
>>220243494Man I could never be a trucker
>>220243466Why hasn't the online advertising business collapsed yet
>>220244501Those wouldn't work and it'd be too slow one guy banging a piece of metal against a rock won't work
>>220234719Tired of hearing about the nutty putty shit, the threads are all the same thing over and over (which is par for the course on this board,but it doesn’t mean I can’t call it out)
Yo fucking nope
>>220244653Yawning during the day is a symptom of genital mutilation. But you never got genitally mutilated at birth like some 4th world subhuman, right? So that's weird.
>>220244360>https://www.reddit.com/r/ZeroCovidCommunity/unreal
>>220243207Not to mention the AI voice. It's all so tiresome
>>220234793Whenever I watch the Man in Cave video, I wonder why they stopped trying the harness. I know, the guy was at the bottom of a |_ shape, so they were pulling him into the sharp angle of the |_ and squashing him, but it seems to me there are any number of things you could do about that that are easier than any of the things they tried next. How about filing down the angle? That wasn't above his head, so you could have let the debris fall into a bucket and pass it out of the tunnel. The gravel on his chest was the easiest to access, so scoop out the gravel and stick in a big cotton tube to pad him against the sharp corner. Put a sturdy (wood or metal) tube or ball against the corner as a pulley so the rope will go straight down the drop 180 degrees, around the tube/ball and pull him horizontally. The way they were doing it, it was going down 180 degrees and then pulling at 135 degrees or something like that. That was the problem. I guess they couldn't have squeezed a rigid ball through The Squeeze, but a pulley is just a wheel. You can lay it flat while pushing it through the Squeeze.
>>220243248QRD on the squat toilet?
Reminder that his fiancé married a Latinx man like 1 year later.
>>220245022
>>220245138she basically had a gold ticket to marry the day after the retard went missing
Someone post the screenshot from the credits after the movie, saying that the most important thing about the guy dying was that his wife soon found a new man that she married and got pregnant with.
>>220245455Mormons are obsessed with female fertility. That’s basically their morality
>>220234334Really hard to watch. The shot of his feet sticking out of that hole is nightmare inducing.
>>220234719Yes, I was on Reddit a few times over the past year. Yes, they do post about Nutty Putty all the time there too. If anons only knew how much cross posting happens between Reddit and here.
>>220234795doyouknowwhereyouare.jpg
>I think I'll make trying to kill myself in the worst way possible my hobby
>>220243188you can tell its an AI script cause AI always repeats itself twice saying one thing in 2 different ways over and over again. once you know what I am talking about you can spot the AI instantly I am not sure why it does it I assume it thinks it sounds smart. its getting fucking ridiculous now people are using AI scripts for every video just having a human voice it here is an example https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvddeGDdieo
>>220234642White people have the spirit of adventurers, of conquerors.That's why England, Spain, India, France, Germany and the likes are powerful empires while weak dark skinned countires aren't.
Nutty PuttyWhen it's got ya, it's got ya!
>>220239599Remember kids, it's not cave diving if you aren't in scuba gear
>that scuba diver who got lost in The Gallery and fucking stabbed himself to death when his oxygen ran out Why do they do this?
>>220244653kek i'm actually american I just wanted to get some seethe thankyou>>220244954>>220244442i just read a good one where a guy was ranting about how immoral the rest of the world is because literally everyone isnt wearing masks 100% of the time, thats what these people are asking, a permanent change in how humans live
>>220239599>yeah I know I have a very successful life but I just love the thrill
>>220239599it do be like that
Who are biggest retards, cave divers, ocean cave divers or airline pilots?
>>220245839D all of the above
>>220245839>When your left engine fire warning light is on so you decide to intentionally t-bone the nearest Airbus because you just hate the Fr*nch that much
>>220244360i browse this sub sometimes to feel better about my own life. these people are genuinely insane
>>220234334Fucking Mormon idiot going caving and getting himself killed in a completely avoidable way when he had a pregnant wife and daughter at home.
>>220245596I can't tell which would be a worse way to go: stuck in a cave or stuck in a delta P situation.>>220241039It could be AI, but that probably wouldn't fly past a channel like EWU which would ruin their reputation.However, portable video cameras have existed for quite a while before 2009, even small ones.
>>220246159same but also just to dumbfound myself
>>220246199well she was kind of a cunt and the kid had a shitty attitude
>>220246532Oh ok in that case it’s kind of understandable. He probably only got stuck because he forgot to put on his magic Mormon underwear.
>>220234334>initials are jejHis life was a shitpost
>>220234334Is this the ultimate "play stupid games, win stupid prizes"?
>>220241039I have three portable digital cameras from 2007. We used them in film school.
>>220234334Why didn't they just use butter?
>>220234793Hah
>>220243602It's how they metaphorically think.
>>220234334>inject him with anesthetic>break his legs>drag him outSimple.
>>220245022Look up the incident of Naoyuki Kanno
>OH NI-
>>220247165This one is just sad
>>220234642They are looking for ways to get away from shitskinned people, even if that means death
>>220244994>How about filing down the angle?Draw how you expect to do that.
>>220245839Pitbull owners.
>>220247165At least the Nutty Putty guy died during an adventure. Is it true they welded the minivan shut and the kid’s body is still in there?
>>220234719lol exactly the point i came here to make… >zoomers see an old x meme>repost the exact same shit said at the time it happened lovely to live in a world where every show and film is desperately trying to ape old memes…
>NOOO BREAKING HIS LEGS MIGHT KILL HIM>we should just leave him to die instead
>>220247567Breaking his legs would kill him.
>>220245022pervert climbs down into ladies' bathroom toilet, gets stuck then freezes to death
>>220247611Leaving him there did kill him.
damn yt people be crazy
>>220247674The moral is to not cave.
>>220247165qrd on this one?
>>220247788Teenage boy got caught between the seat in his parents' car, couldn't get out. Managed to get his smartphone to dial 911, tried to tell dispatch where he was but he couldn't correctly identify his surroundings. Suffocated to death, told dispatch to tell his parents he loved them as he died.
>>220235694>>220241282for me it was being trapped inside of a pillow case in fetal position
when you're white and find out your wife is 2 months pregnant
>>220245839underwater cave diving is the most retarded by farmore expensivemore dangerousand you cant even see any cool rocks because the water is extremely murkyso you're spending hundreds of dollars to risk your life and see nothing for it
>>220247510yes it's boring stored in the smithsonian for a future exhibit
>OH N-
>>220248123>tfw it's gotcha
>>220247883When I was 11 or so I was out at a lake with my family in our boat and we had stopped in a cove to swim. We had one of those standard tube floats but this one had a mesh bottom on it. I was off swimming with it away from the boat and when I climbed into the tube head first and my head went in between the bottom of the tube and the mesh bottom and I was functionally stuck, head underwater, in the mesh. It took me like 20 seconds to free myself and was the closest I’ve ever been to drowning.
>>220237207I get it. I have recurring dreams where I’m crawling through narrow underground passages and emerging in amazing places once I get to through them. The dreams always feel so familiar and natural. Sometimes it feels like there’s something or somewhere underground that wants me to come find it.
>>220244360>that subHoly shit dude. What was done to these people is legitimately a historic crime against humanity. It might not be the most atrocious thing ever done, but holy shit is it unique in the suffering it's brought. These people will never be okay.The left seriously needs to answer for this.
>>220245594Based Indian Chads
damn imagine being part of the rescue squad>>220243248kino
I like the one where they did underwater cave diving. One guy died midway, but the other got lost and couldnt find a way to get out until he ran out of air.Fucker could have gone to the philippines and strangled a 7 year old girl to death for $500 but instead he had to be both underwater and in a subterranean maze.
>>220248206When I was 16 Alexis Erickson flashed her tits at me at a house party and they were the greatest tits I’ve ever seen, so I asked her out to the Winter Ball dance and she said yes. My friend Jeff’s older brother Mitch rented me a hotel room under his name with my money and I after the dance me and Alexis went to our hotel room for some sex time.I played with her beautiful boobies and slowly worked my way down to her hoohaw. When I reached my destination it was the hairiest and stinkiest hole on earth, she was outright slimy with anticipation for participation but good lord the stink changed my eye color. I was stuck down there suffocating on rotten vagina for 20 minutes and I couldn’t tap out because then I wouldn’t get my dick sucked. But to this day I have never smelled anything as gross as Alexis’s vagina.
>>220248667this one sucked too and even worse, four went straight to a dead end and they were close to the exit. as they made it out they panicked and kicked up the soil and got lost
>field amputations during the american civil war had like a 75% survival rate>breaking this guy's legs had a 100% chance of killing himI just dont buy it bros
>>220234642Why do white people go into caves and up to mountaintops? Because there are no niggers there.
>>220249138the technology was lost
>>220237135But if you cut through that portion wouldn't the remaining rock on the left collapse? Plus you would need to cool the blade with water or some sort of liquid while cutting the rock, and that could drown the guy underneath.
>>220241844>This tight cave makes me think of you, Barbara.
>>220247510lol
>>220248481>What was done to these people is legitimately a historic crime against humanity.yeah maybe
>>220249511>dad takes family camping near Horsetooth Reservoir in Colorado >brother and I spend a couple hours setting up tents >build fire pit, find wood, get fire going >roasting hotdogs over fire, excited to go fishing >Cadillac Escalade with rims pulls up with Jay Z playing >two black boys jump out and run around being loud>black dad gets out smoking a Swisher Sweet nods at my dad >black dad pulls out tent for one and asks my dad if he knows how to set it up >my dad grabs a bucket and fills it with water and dumps it on the fire>tells me and my brother to grab everything we’re moving to a new spot
>>220249870Your dad sounds like a bitch for not confronting that nig and telling him to stop his nig behavior.
>>220247510They? It was me, welded it shut without telling anyone.
>>220249951he made the right decision. they would've been fighting all night. it'd be miserable.
Did they ever recover his body?
>>220248837Jesus christ. >>220249138>>220249591Don't be retarded.
>>220238678Nigga looks like Vergil.
>>220249951You sound black but if you’re not you’re going to learn the hard way
>>220250675My dad and younger brother both call me "Virgy" sometimes as a nickname because they think it's funny I'm a 25 year old virgin who just plays MMOs all day. My name isn't even Vergil.>>220250726>confronting someone who is being obnoxious and smoking around your children sounds blackWhat?
I am going there in July for the 4th
>when they went back after 10 years and found his skeleton facing the other direction
>>220250843>Bethesda's environmental storytelling
>>220248667i swear 90% of those videos end up the exact same way where multiple people go down there and they eventually realize one of them just fucking disappeared along the way
>>220250748>confronting an obnoxious black guy smoking around your children is the smart move Yeah you proved my point. You’re naive.
>>220250802you should try to get stuck down there too
>>220248837the entire time i was reading this i was imagining you in the nutty putty position in alexis's stinkhole
>>220251207only if you promise to go in with me
>>220250843fake. skeletons arent real>>220251259okay I’ll be right behind you ; )
>>220251213I’m doing the Nutty Putty position on the next girl I bring home.
>>220242950>areas that no other human has been beforeHumans had been there. Many died, for good reason.
>>220234642Caving is the white equivalent of standing in front of the Juggernaut
>>220234719the video is new
>>220251731What does cave diving have to do with the xmen?
>>220249138Why would amputating his legs kill him? All his blood was in his head at that point.
damn this cave diver was exploring and his mask or w/e was malfunctioning? and he resurfaced in this sunken pit or w/e he thought it was safe to take a breather to fix his mask, he did but that one breather killed him like in 10 secs. dude just sank
>>220236562Die.
>>220241039>they didn't have portable digital cameras in 2009there were hundreds of digital mini-dv camera models available in 2009. hell, in 2006 i was in a college film class shooting on a canon xl2.
>>220236824It's more interesting that standing in front of a train
>>220251873He found the fard pit.
>>220252156so whites are as retarded as browns? Good to know.
>>220245594>indiakek
>>220234793Why you are making fun of a dead person
>>220249591Lol
Explain why they couldn't save himCouldn't they have just drilled or some shit it's 2026
>>220237207>what was he hoping to find in there?
>>220254041
>>220237335Any videos on this one that are good?
>>220249591They looked at legs, and they looked at people without legs, and then they went home shrugging their shoulders.
>>220254041Is the sign kino or reddit?
>>220236912CoolNow you have to pull him through the rest of the cave with his legs bent all the way, effectively doubling his width lol
>devout mormon dies>his friends and family are sad instead of being happy that he's with god nowi dont get it
>>220240049>you can either lose your legs and live a life of being mearly 5'10 or you can die>just let me die senpai
>>220254167Mormon heaven has several tiers. Maybe he didn't collect enough blessings to level up yet.
>>220253606What I said suggests the opposite, you retarded?
>>220237335Found oneIt's alrightThe event happened in the 80s so there's no actual footage or pics it seems, it's all just random b-rollhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vMLv5MXgLoM
>>220237467They didn't "almost" get him outThey pulled him up by a foot and then the rope, which was bound to snap because of the fucked up layout, snapped. Surprise!
>>220254310Sounds like they just needed a few more ropes. Life isn't a TV show where you stop after a single failed attempt.
>>220234642Surrogate experience for hardship to balance out the boredom in their mundane, easy lives.
>>220244303Copper pickaxe does the trick in VS
>>2202543322 rescuers were injured during that failed attempt. It was becoming too dangerous. The cave walls were weakening because of the prior drilling attempts.
>>220254167She didn't give a fuck about himShe remarried immediately afterwards and some other faggot stepped up to be a better man and raise his kidsHis kids also didn't give a fuck about him because he died before they even could say his nameAll in all, nothing of value was lostHe was a retard and got what he deserved
>>220234334WHY WOULD ANYONE EVER DO THIS SHIT
It'd be dope to break through the granite and find his bones.
>dying in a place called nutty puttykek
>>220254151Kino
>>220254151I wonder what's *really* in that cave...
>>220254827
>>220249138>break his legs>he still is lodged in that same position with zero leverageGreat, so what has been accomplished?
>>220248667>Fucker could have gone to the philippines and strangled a 7 year old girl to death for $500Where on earth did that aside come from kek
>>220243494EFAP does like 12 hour long podcasts.
>>220248837Haha this story feels like I heard it in a movie. She must've been pretty cute surprising she had such a pungent hole>>220248481Absolutely and like all smarter than you redditors they will die on this hill that they have it all figured out
>>220250102>>220249870Im really not so sure capitulating to the nog is the best idea. Absolutely if he was gonna blast music all night then yeah thats not worth it but just because a nig pulls up seeming obnoxious at first doesnt mean you should turn and give up
>>220250843Kek tell me this is real
>>220254199Not really. Less burritos more English lessons taco boi.
Anyone got the story about that guy who fell down a stack of tyres then died?
>>220255127Do you mean a rolled up gym mat?
>>220244090oh shit i had that same nokia
>>220252583>>220251873cave diving is retarded not only because of the tight spaces but because you could at any point wander into a cloud of CO2 gas or something (which sinks) and instantly black out and die>that african lake which just randomly burped co2 and sent out an invisible rolling death cloud which killed every man and animal in its path except for one guy who woke up and found everyone dead
>>220254877kek
>>220248123delta p, when its got thee, its got thee
Why did he do it?
>>220253971Seriously, watch the video. They tried drilling, but the tunnel was A) too fucking tiny to get any real gear down there and B) the rock was so hard the work made no real progress. They kept trying to get him out until the very end, but the dude fucking died first. No point working for weeks there risking further deaths and injuries to extract a corpse. They didn't just say "well, hang in there" and blow the cave shut.
>>220234793Lmaooo
>>220247208>young wh*teoid dyingNothing sad about that, Ranjeet.
>>220257060Correct senor¡¡!!! One less gringo for us taco slinging border hoppers to worry about. Siiiiiiiii ¡¡¡!!!!!
>>220254198Kinos about Outer Darkness?
>>220254198for me, it's the Telestial kingdom>don't have to deal with Mormon shit in life>still better than anything imaginable>only thing you have to worry about is missionaries from the Terrestrial kingdom trying to convert you
