Would their marriage have been legally binding?
>>220236563>this is the future cuckservatives want
yeah
>>220236563only if it was consummated
/tv/ anons be like>ugh, I wish it was me marrying that child
>>220236563https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j9tQmBZEPU
Am I the only one who never envisioned the Baudelaires being attractive while reading the book? I always assumed they were average-looking nerd types, and couldn't understand why Hollywood kept casting supermodels to play them.
>>220239737Canonically they're supposed to be jewish lolhttps://momentmag.com/jewish-secrets-lemony-snicket/
>>220236563*palpatine voice*only...to a muslim
>>220239737Same
>>220236601This is the future I want, should I start voting for them?
>>220239865I dunno, ask Trump.
>>220239926Ok thanks for being useless
>>220239956No problem, pedo.
>>220236563He isn't black, so probably not.
>>220240121Just because I’d marry a child doesn’t mean I’m attracted to them.
>>220240157Holy mother of rent free
>>220239737I mean the Brett Helquist illustrations gave them a sort of elegance, that's what I (and I assume most people who read the books) based my imagination off of
>>220236601Everyone in the scene being white? You're goddamn right we want that. Which stripe on your gay little flag is for "Minor-Attracted Persons" again?
>>220236563It's like early-20th century right?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriage_of_Charlie_Johns_and_Eunice_Winstead
>>220242002Kek
>>220242341>Chuck married in Sneedville
>>220242002>Which stripe on your gay little flag is for "Minor-Attracted Persons" again?
>>220242856>>220242843>>220242794bitch looks mid
bitch has got some great lips
>>220242002The black one
>>220239737I'd say the illustrations look very close to how Emily Browning (and Malina Weissman in the TV show) wound up looking, they cast well.
>>220242956>>220242966the duality of man
>>220239737I envisioned Violet as a cute Jewish girl So they kinda got it right with the show
>>220241799These illustrations were so good
>>22023656330yo white dudes thinking a late teen/early 20 girly wants anything to do with them`
>>220243999That guy in OP is barely 26
>>220243074>>220243151>>220243165>>220239737
>>220242002bodied that freak
>>220236601
>>220243999Lots of girls that age like guys up to their 40s, some even go older than that. Seethe more, pubehead.
They should re-adapt this story every 15 years or so.
>>220245401The show started off solid but slowly became nothing.
>>220243999>What are daddy issuesGirls mature quicker than guys and usually date older.
>>220243122Why aren't they casting her as Kitty Pryde? Do they not want money? She's actually Jewish, so she doesn't count as a White person. Easy diversity points and money.
>>220245864They only make one film every 100 years now. So Kitty is at the back of the queue.
All adaptations are shit and forever will be shit, because weird fiction is a literary genre and can't work within the limits of film.
>>220239737I thought they'd look like Helquist's illustrations
>>220239863>>220242794>>220242831Neck bros...
>>220243122Those are probably the most vagina-shaped lips I've ever seen
>>220246317They're quite something.
>>220236563No, not only is she a minor, but also weddings are a contract and any contract signed under duress is not valid.If someone holds a gun to your head to make you sign a contract that will give them all of your stuff, then just sign it without resistance. Assuming they let you live, then later you can just get your stuff back because the contract is void. Forcing her to sign the contract under threat of bodily harm to her or another means the contract is not valid.
>>220246916He's not holding any gun to her head.
>>220247041Coercion doesn't have to be with a gun.
>>220239484that's emily browning though, it's different
>>220239737they are literally described as being "reasonably attractive" with "pleasant facial features" in the books
>>220236563If the legal guardian giving you permission to marry underage is your adopted father, does that present a conflict of interest?
>>220239737Violet is described as pretty multiple times throughout the series.
>>220244962based
>>220248394
>>220236563>>220239863>>220242794>>220242831>>220242843>>220242856 I was best friends with this chick when we were kids. I was really bummed out and heart broken when I found out she became a massive whore. I saw that movie where she played a hooker and was naked the whole time. Then I saw her sex tape she made with her chad bf.
>>220248470>having intercourse with your boyfriend is...le whore?
>>220246678jinkies
>>220248470OMG her titties are freaking TINY. The opposite Kat Dennings
>>220248470>"youre not supposed to have sexual needs, youre supposed to be the 8 year old in my head forever, friend from childhood"
>>220248470she doesn't have a sex tape however, just leaked photos
>>220248507Selling it for money is.
>>220248550Nah there is a video. I only saw the part at the end just after they ahd sex and she's trying to order room service.
>>220248585nope
>>220248507It is when you do have sex with me.
>>220241799>>220243170The ideal adaptation should've always been an animated series. The Snicketverse is a 2D world at heart.
>>220248596So wtf do you call this?https://www.xvideos.com/video.apaehh2514/emily_browning_nude_in_her_hotel_room
>>220248623not a sex tape, you fucking retard, a sex tape has sex in it
>>220246916One crucial thing you're forgetting is that the judge is a retard
>>220248654Like I said thats the only portion Ive seen. But they clearly just had wild sex, look at her face.
>>220241799>>220248610Kino
>>220246317
>>220248781
>>220236563I love subtle incest stories
>>220242002lmao
>>220249102He just wanted her money.
>>220249372talking about the siblings bruv
>>220248394This girl would have played a perfect Lolita. There's something about er.
I never finished the books, I think I read up to 7 maybe. Did it ever go anywhere or was it just pulling a Lost of continually introducing bullshit with no plan? What was the final reveal of whatever the fuck conspiracy was going on
>>220249380Klaus ends up with Carmelita Spats from the academy canonically.
>>220249499Isn't Klaus gay?
>>220249434At the end of book 13 the world is quiet.
>>220249434
>>220249556>>220249523Yeah I understand that there is an ending, but is it an ending that wraps everything up or is it a shit ending because the author just decided it was time to end?
>>220249578The latter. It's more human.
>>220249578>>220249556If I recall, the ending is left very open in the books, but more definitive in the TV show, which people I'm sure are more split on.
>>220236563no
>>220243999>women don't date older men at all
>>220242002reminder the minor attracted persons and super straight were 4chan memes trying to infiltrate the alphabet people
>>220242002>Everyone in the scene being white? You're goddamn right we want thatTrump's cabinet is filled with browns like that Kash Patel.
>>220250683and if they aren't brown themselves they are married to a brown and have little mutts
>>220251399grim
>>220248470Typical NTR story lmfao
>>220248759>>220248654listen, ladies, calm down. Lets show a lil respect for each other ok?
>>220239783Why are they like this
cute
>>220245401terrible terrible costume and hair work on the right
>>220242002Baudelaire's arent white, they're jewish
>>220242002lol
>>220250184Not double their age pedo
