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No.220236695 Archived
>Ben will go train with uncle Luke, he'll be safe ther-
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Anonymous
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No.220236739
Why do TLJ haters always argue in bad faith?
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Anonymous
 No.220236758
No.220236758
>>220236695
>starslop
grow up
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Anonymous
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No.220236846
Why do you people like Star Wars in the first place?
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Anonymous
 No.220236887
No.220236887
>>220236695
Why is his dick green?
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Anonymous
 No.220237006
No.220237006
>>220236695
>hmmm I have a bad feeling about this youngling
>BETTER KILL HIM WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT OR ASKING HIS PARENTS
Vs
>hmm my evil father who has an ungodly amount of hate and sith running through his veins has a tiny spec of detectable goodness
>I won’t let a single person get in my way of redeeming him and will give him a burial with full honor as if he didn’t slaughter billions
Make it make sense
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Anonymous
 No.220237066
No.220237066
>>220237006
>>220236887
>>220236846
>>220236758
>>220236739
>>220236695
Didn't ask.

One day people will finally admit that Kathleen, JJ, Filoni, and Rian all fucked up and ruined star wars for good.
Only Favreu, Robert Rodriguez, Ron Howard, and Gilroy took it seriously.
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Anonymous
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No.220237096
the exact moment star wars died
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Anonymous
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No.220237196
>>220236758
This
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Anonymous
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No.220237220
>>220237096
>the exact moment star wars died
Just two more weeks.
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Anonymous
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No.220237260
>>220237096
The exact moment that Star Wars died for me was when I realized that not everyone likes Star Wars.

(circa 2005)
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Anonymous
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No.220237283
>>220237066
> Only Favreu, Robert Rodriguez, Ron Howard, and Gilroy took it seriously.
the book of boba fett
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Anonymous
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No.220238928
>>220236695
>Star Wars fanboys are literally too stupid to understand what it means for a scene to be framed as an unreliable narration
Impressive. Truly impressive.
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Anonymous
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>>220236887
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Anonymous
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No.220240507
>>220240306
Still a less childish instance of humour than
>the OT's ewoks
>the prequels' near-endless barrage of slapstick
>the sequels' quips and back-and-forths
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Anonymous
 No.220240596
No.220240596
>>220236695
>nearly dies to redeem his mass murderer dad
>tries to murder his nephew in his sleep for merely being tempted by the Dark Side
They did Luke (and the rest of the OT cast) so fucking dirty.
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>>220236887
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Anonymous
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No.220240929
>>220240596
>actually dies to redeem his mass murderer nephew
>nearly murders his dad, lying defenseless on the ground, because the latter made a mild threat towards his sister
Ftfy.
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Anonymous
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No.220240961
>>220236695
Movie proved that Rian Johnson is only good at making original movies. When he's forced to use existing material that isn't his he has no idea what he's doing
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Anonymous
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No.220241070
>>220236695
its really terrible how they made a victim of sexual molestation into the villain
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Anonymous
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No.220241090
>>220236695
Luke was such a cool guy when he was younger, too bad he turned into an incel later
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Anonymous
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No.220241093
>>220240306
LET'S SEE HOW WELL YOU HANDLE IT
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Anonymous
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No.220241225
>>220240596
>Dies heroically..... millions of miles away because he didn't bother showing up
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Anonymous
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No.220242063
>>220241225
>he didn't bother showing up
How could he have shown up? Teleported there?
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Anonymous
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No.220242271
>>220242063
Or taken his X-wing? You know the one they spent several shots establishing in the water?
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Anonymous
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No.220242727
>>220236695
It was awkward moments like this in the sequels that made me realize that in the nearly three decades that I have been a Star Wars fan; I have no idea what the hell the premise of Star Wars actually is

Like why the hell would Luke freak out like that? I'm so confused.
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Anonymous
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No.220243028
>>220242271
>You know the one they spent several shots establishing in the water?
Yeah. We saw that that one was basically trash. Rusty as fuck. Overgrown with algae. Missing its door, several other parts and basically breaking apart.
Now, I ask you again: How could he possibly have travelled through the galaxy?
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Anonymous
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No.220243051
>>220242727
>Like why the hell would Luke freak out like that?
He didn't. How about watching the films you're supposedly a fan of?
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Anonymous
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No.220243112
>>220236695
>Just had a bad dream, now I'm going to kill my stupid fucking chud nephew that I hate
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